4:58 pm - 06/09/2010

"You could see my belly. I can see you dying right now."

Comedian James Corden and Sir Patrick Stewart became involved in a bizarre on-stage spat at the Glamour Awards on Tuesday.

Sir Patrick criticised Corden - host of the event - for standing with his hands in his pockets, adding: "From where I was sitting, I could see your belly."

Corden responded: "You could see my belly. I can see you dying right now."

The pair continued to trade insults, and several prize-winners remarked on the quarrel as they accepted awards.

After the show, Corden said: "I found it quite disappointing. You should ask him about it but I'm certain he's left."

Sir Patrick presented the film actress of the year prize to Avatar star Zoe Saldana.

Accepting her award, she said to Corden: "I like your belly but I'd like to see Sir Patrick Stewart dying on stage any day." [?!?]

Corden then said: "I feel bad for people who haven't seen my belly."

To huge applause, the Gavin and Stacey star lifted his T-shirt, revealing his tummy.

Referring to Sir Patrick, he said: "OK can we get a taxi really quickly please. There's an old man going home."

Several stars commented on the verbal tussle.

Nowhere Boy actor Aaron Johnson said: "I love your belly. That was intense. I didn't know where to look."

Singer Duffy told the crowd she thought Corden was doing a "wonderful job" and called him "highly entertaining".

Meanwhile, Girls Aloud singer and X Factor judge Cheryl Cole was named woman of the year at the event, which took place in central London.

The star, who recently announced she was divorcing her footballer husband Ashley Cole, said: "Four or five years ago, I'd never dreamt I'd be here amongst so many glamorous women.

"One person I definitely have to thank is my dentist. So thank you very much."

Among the other winners were The One Show host Christine Bleakley, who won presenter of the year, best TV personality went to Dannii Minogue and Florence and the Machine took band of the year.

There were also trophies for Lily Allen, Ruth Jones, Billie Piper, Nicole Richie, Fearne Cotton, Alexandra Burke and Yoko Ono who won an outstanding contribution award.

The winners are voted for by readers of Glamour magazine.


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NOTE: "Dying" = figurative; as in to die on stage = not get any laughs, etc. from the audience. If that makes this bizzaro-fest any clearer.
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smilebackpretty 9th-Jun-2010 04:02 pm (UTC)
James was pretty rude, nobody talks like that to sir patrick stewart.
bellyroomfan 9th-Jun-2010 04:37 pm (UTC)
this, death jokes are never funny!
pantless_deacon 10th-Jun-2010 07:13 am (UTC)
Dying as in Bombing.
toetappinbeat 9th-Jun-2010 04:02 pm (UTC)
sharemygrief 9th-Jun-2010 04:02 pm (UTC)
brazenflight 9th-Jun-2010 04:02 pm (UTC)
Until you've been knighted by the queen, STFD bitch.
hp_chloe 9th-Jun-2010 04:14 pm (UTC)
MTE! haha.
kryptongirl 9th-Jun-2010 05:37 pm (UTC)
democrat 9th-Jun-2010 04:03 pm (UTC)
kirensauce 9th-Jun-2010 04:16 pm (UTC)
memouri 9th-Jun-2010 04:03 pm (UTC)
James Corden always seems to be so assy.
miselemeas 10th-Jun-2010 03:42 pm (UTC)
He spends most of his time slagging off people and the rest of it going on about how fat he is like it's supposed to be humorous.
just_a_few_more 9th-Jun-2010 04:03 pm (UTC)
idgi sorry
lanrek 9th-Jun-2010 04:09 pm (UTC)
It's British humor. Nobody gets it.

Except Monty Python maybe.
just_a_few_more 9th-Jun-2010 05:20 pm (UTC)
I usually get british humour. I feel like this requires actually living in britain to understand.
luindilwen 9th-Jun-2010 04:04 pm (UTC)
broadwaybound7 9th-Jun-2010 04:24 pm (UTC)
mte Jean-Luc
jordoofus 9th-Jun-2010 04:55 pm (UTC)

gogeta1 9th-Jun-2010 05:01 pm (UTC)
gl0ry_fadesx 9th-Jun-2010 04:04 pm (UTC)
err, what?
byronsbitch 9th-Jun-2010 04:05 pm (UTC)
I need a video of this rn lol
bizarrre 9th-Jun-2010 04:05 pm (UTC)
theratwhispers 9th-Jun-2010 04:05 pm (UTC)
stargirl176 9th-Jun-2010 04:05 pm (UTC)
lol how random.
bizarrre 9th-Jun-2010 04:06 pm (UTC)
WTF did Zoe Saldana even mean?
brazenflight 9th-Jun-2010 04:07 pm (UTC)
"I'm unfunny and feel awkward here, so let me attempt to make a joke to make it seem like I actually did deserve this award"
toilet_roll 9th-Jun-2010 04:10 pm (UTC)
IKR, does she have a death wish towards Patrick Stewart? maybe she hate star trek.
I think she probably meant she would rather see him act on stage than see James Corden's belly.
nbyevu 9th-Jun-2010 04:15 pm (UTC)
LOL the way I thought she meant it was that Sir Patrick Stewart is well-known for being in Shakespeare plays right? So maybe she's referring to what is probably a lot of death scenes? IDEK she probably just said something without thinking. I unfortunately do it a lot.
astronof 9th-Jun-2010 04:22 pm (UTC)
i'm guess she means patrick stewart is so amazing that she would rather see him dying if she had to then see the other guy's belly
busterrantcasey 9th-Jun-2010 04:41 pm (UTC)
that's what I thought she meant too
chrissyc13 9th-Jun-2010 04:24 pm (UTC)
Prolly that he's a great actor and a death scene would be a treat. He'd do it so well is what I get from it.
pignic 9th-Jun-2010 07:18 pm (UTC)
I am soooooooo amazed that people don't know what 'dying' means in this context. I didn't think it was exclusive to English comedy circles?!
biene 9th-Jun-2010 04:07 pm (UTC)
2skeins 9th-Jun-2010 04:12 pm (UTC)
after seeing this, I'm on Sir Patrick's side. But really, he should have said something to james after the show in private.
byronsbitch 9th-Jun-2010 04:12 pm (UTC)
lmaoooo awkward
toilet_roll 9th-Jun-2010 04:14 pm (UTC)
It seems like Patrick started it for no reason he shouldn't have said anything. He probably thought James would just take it, I'm kind of glad he didn't.
au_chante 9th-Jun-2010 07:55 pm (UTC)
yeah it was a really rude thing to do and sounded a lot like bullying to me. I didn't get the point of him saying that or why he felt the need to.
hp_chloe 9th-Jun-2010 04:27 pm (UTC)
Whoaaaaa. Second-hand embarassment.

I'm on Sir Patrick's side though, James Corden is so gross, he acts like a slob.
whosmurry 9th-Jun-2010 05:14 pm (UTC)
Wow, methinks Sir Patrick was drunk.
sistershotgun 9th-Jun-2010 05:28 pm (UTC)
I don't know who this Corden guy is but Sir Patrick takes shits that are funnier than he is so he needs to just back the fuck off.
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