ONTD

8:04 pm - 05/23/2010

Genie in a bottle, or why Christina Aguilera might just be the voice of our generation



Face it: she was the smart man's Britney. While Brit used to be able to shake her ass, Christina Aguilera can still fucking blast her pipes. Yes, Britney kissed Madonna (actually, so did Christina). Britney did the circus (so did Christina, um, 2 years earlier). Britney went crazy (Christina can still formulate full sentences!) No one can deny that Christina Aguilera's got talent. She was the youngest person to make Rolling Stones' list of greatest singers - ever (the only person under 30). Celine Dion called her "probably the best vocalist in the world," and Mariah Carey said, "she showed up uninvited at one of my parties." (?)

It all started with the Disney Dream Machine (still open and currently working on a model called Aves Cyrus? But that's another blog post). Mickey Mouse certainly saw a good investment in the then-teenager. She was stuffed in a latex outfit and forced to (over)sing that catchy, age-inappropriate "Genie in a Bottle," which critics have described nicely as "wise-beyond-its-years." Not surprisingly, the song shot right up to the top of the charts (video of her performing her first mega-hit on Argentina TV in 2000 is quite cringe-worthy). Disclaimer: I love that song! But Xtina hated singing it, she told us that the song failed to capture her vocal strengths. Ironic, considering the lyrics... "you gotta make a big impression, you gotta like what you do."

 Regardless, she went on to win her first Grammy for best new artist (beating out Britney, omg!). She won again for "Lady Marmalade," (beating out... herself, also nominated for "Nobody Wants to Be Lonely" a ridiculous duet with Ricky Martin). Then again for "Beautiful" (the award was presented to her by Hilary Duff). Linda Perry, who wrote the song, was stuck with the difficult decision of which pop protegé to hand it down to: Britney or Christina? Um. Can you even picture a Britney version? Where is that leaked demo?! The song was too bold and too brave and well... too beautiful for Britney. The proven pop culture "hit" was recently covered on Glee, no big hoopla around it. Christina's work truly does speak for itself.
 
The singer/siren kept stripping for us. In "Hurt," she sings about her relationship with her estranged father, watching her shine from the stands. She also co-directed the video, inspiring Britney ("Circus"), Lindsay ("Confessions of a Broken Heart") and yes, Gaga (video narrative) along the way. In the most recent cover story, OUT writer concludes: "Gaga talks about art and sings about cell phone reception and disco sticks. Aguilera isn’t given to public pronouncements outside her narrow area of expertise and sings about vulnerability and expectation, loss and strength, abuse and acceptance."

Christina is not only talking to OUT, but to Billboard (about her album), to Oprah (about being a sexy mom), to Latina (about her dad), to German GQ (poses naked) and I think to Venus Zine, probably about Sia, who wrote the "heart" of her new double-album, Bionic. Sample it here; like most of her previous power canon, it grows on you. Having learned how to negotiate with the media at a very, very adolescent age, Christina has released several confessional-style videos; the interviews on her terms. Here she talks non-stop about her creative process, about growing comfortable with her "pop roots" and doing a fun record but in a more sophisticated, mature way: 

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ONTD: who do you think is the voice of our generation, if anyone? It doesn't have to be just one person, either.
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feel_iiinfinite o/t24th-May-2010 02:46 am (UTC)
is it healthy to only eat peanut butter? i've only eaten peanut butter for the past two days.
avpdx Re: o/t24th-May-2010 02:47 am (UTC)
lol probably. maybe switch to nutella, shake it up a little
mental_picture Re: o/t24th-May-2010 02:48 am (UTC)
Get some fiber in your diet.
burningmarl Re: o/t24th-May-2010 02:52 am (UTC)
pretty much....no.
urizanegao Re: o/t24th-May-2010 02:53 am (UTC)
Lol nope. It sure tastes good, though.
superhetoric Re: o/t24th-May-2010 02:54 am (UTC)
your shits are going to be terrible, just warning you
feel_iiinfinite Re: o/t24th-May-2010 03:00 am (UTC)
exciting.
new_caprica Re: o/t24th-May-2010 02:54 am (UTC)
lol are you for real?
alexahhh Re: o/t24th-May-2010 02:56 am (UTC)
it can be pretty fattening, depending on the kind you're eating
beck_rocks Re: o/t24th-May-2010 03:07 am (UTC)
no, it's not healthy at all. didn't you learn about nutrition in school? ffs
ramonaflowers Re: o/t24th-May-2010 03:09 am (UTC)
sounds rly good

prolly get some leafy greens in there tho
boobearbeth Re: o/t24th-May-2010 03:14 am (UTC)
Sure it is. There is tons of protein in PB. I go through 2 maybe 3 jars a week. Not that I need the protein, I just crave PB.
polarbearparty Re: o/t24th-May-2010 03:19 am (UTC)
WELL. According to the nutritionist I went to a week or two ago, it's a "healthy fat" but a serving of JIF Reduced is really all you should have b/c too much is fattening.

Most nuts are considered to be healthy fats, but a serving size is usually like 2 table spoons.

And I'd prob get some fiber in, eat your PB w/ apples or some other fiber-y fruit or you wont shit for days. Just a friendly warning lol
running_farmer Re: o/t24th-May-2010 03:29 am (UTC)
if it's the regular kind with all the sugar, probs not. even if it's the tasty all-natural shit... you probably still need to eat some vegetables and take a multivitamin. make ants on a log with some celery?
analogpixels Re: o/t24th-May-2010 04:43 am (UTC)
you could eat worse things tbh. it has fats and proteins which are the most important, maybe try to force yourself to eat some veg or some grains to round out the amino acid profile~ and to get some fiber.

you should make a peanut sauce and put it on stuff.
beach_justice Re: o/t24th-May-2010 09:23 am (UTC)
obviously it isn't healthy...
dramatik_irony 24th-May-2010 02:46 am (UTC)
This is such a joke.
thatshot 24th-May-2010 03:41 am (UTC)
ikr shit.
swimbathedrown 24th-May-2010 03:43 am (UTC)
it has to be.
avpdx 24th-May-2010 02:46 am (UTC)
I dont like nmt, but she can sing.

Fighter is my jam, but thats about it lol
unefaux 24th-May-2010 02:47 am (UTC)
Nah
mjgchick 24th-May-2010 02:47 am (UTC)
Humm she sho nuf can sang.
brandon198403 24th-May-2010 02:47 am (UTC)
She needs to learn to control her voice if she wants that title. Screaming like a rabid banshee and doing 10,000 riffs and run does not equal the voice of a generation.
mental_picture 24th-May-2010 02:49 am (UTC)
I agree. She has a really strong voice without a doubt, but I just roll my eyes when she starts doing five minutes straight of vocal gymnastics. It's tedious listening to her.
supadupalove 24th-May-2010 02:54 am (UTC)
This sums up my thoughts on Christina's singing perfectly.
despairsrai 24th-May-2010 04:32 am (UTC)
I can say the same about Mariah Carey that bitch just screams period! Atleast now she does when she started she didn't do that.
crazyfruitlady 24th-May-2010 03:12 pm (UTC)
Chrisitna knows perfectly well how to sing without screaming, shrieking, riffing, and sounding like she's sick.

She just doesn't like doing it that way. Unfortunately. But she can do it when she wants to.
x_ap0488x 24th-May-2010 02:47 am (UTC)
ok i don't think she's the ~voice of our generation~, but she's the most talented, vocally. but i'm just stating the obvious lol
clairebear_x 24th-May-2010 02:47 am (UTC)
Cue all the butthurt Britney stans
houseofjunk 24th-May-2010 03:03 am (UTC)
idk why but this comment made me laugh so hard.

power to your people, say it loud etc etc
icutandpaste 24th-May-2010 03:47 am (UTC)
I lol'd in real life.
fuckyess 24th-May-2010 09:41 am (UTC)
what is this from
srparker328 24th-May-2010 02:51 am (UTC)
no, britney stans can't even. britney is not that good of a singer.
brandon198403 24th-May-2010 02:52 am (UTC)
Butthurt over what. Since when has anyone said she has a better voice than Christina? Stop trying to start shit.
mental_picture 24th-May-2010 02:47 am (UTC)
I feel like this generation is ready to cling to anyone who seems big enough as an icon. It's just not Christina. She's always the bridesmaid and never the bride.
delicate_____ 24th-May-2010 05:03 am (UTC)
correct
bubblingsyntax 24th-May-2010 02:47 am (UTC)
Beyonce is better.

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runningwild 24th-May-2010 02:49 am (UTC)
Old.
bubblingsyntax 24th-May-2010 02:50 am (UTC)
Photobucket
ifuseekamy 24th-May-2010 02:52 am (UTC)
Still amazing/relevant/hilarious
lanceatallah 24th-May-2010 03:41 am (UTC)
OMFG ICON ARE THERE MORE?
thatshot 24th-May-2010 03:46 am (UTC)
but still funny
thewhowhatwhats 24th-May-2010 02:50 am (UTC)
lol

Why did is Rihanna an Ashley?
kdotcdot88 24th-May-2010 02:54 am (UTC)
Not funny, etc.
nimberlane 24th-May-2010 02:58 am (UTC)
lol why is Rihanna at that table
jeru02 24th-May-2010 02:21 pm (UTC)
love it
sweetyb 24th-May-2010 07:52 pm (UTC)
omg, I thought I had this bookmarked and now I can't find it on youtube!
iheartweasleys 24th-May-2010 02:48 am (UTC)
"Nobody Wants to Be Lonely" WAS NOT RIDICULOUS.

It was and still is my jam.
clairebear_x 24th-May-2010 02:49 am (UTC)
ikr? :(
iheartweasleys 24th-May-2010 03:02 am (UTC)
Some people just don't know a good song when they hear one!
promisering15 24th-May-2010 02:56 am (UTC)
iawtc
phillymademe 24th-May-2010 02:57 am (UTC)
ikr. i listen to that song all the time.
mmmyesplease 24th-May-2010 03:06 am (UTC)
HELL YES. Dling right now.
muzicnem 24th-May-2010 03:20 am (UTC)
I know, I actually loved that song, haha.
moon__river 24th-May-2010 03:50 am (UTC)
mte
amandaplan 24th-May-2010 02:48 am (UTC)
Forgetting nmt then maybe she is.
srparker328 24th-May-2010 02:48 am (UTC)
i agree with this course of action
hello_samm 24th-May-2010 02:49 am (UTC)
The bitch does have some powerful vocals.
thrillisgone_89 24th-May-2010 02:49 am (UTC)
best voices of our generation:

christina aguilera
beyonce
pink
kelly clarkson

srparker328 24th-May-2010 02:51 am (UTC)
ia ia ia
silver_lovely 24th-May-2010 02:54 am (UTC)
our poor, poor generation.
demonsandsongs 24th-May-2010 02:54 am (UTC)
yep. each has their own easthetic and niche.
urizanegao 24th-May-2010 02:56 am (UTC)
*best mainstream voices


Pretty much, yeah.


Lady Gaga is actually an amazing singer, too, she just never shows it on her albums.
sweet_tiff4prez 24th-May-2010 03:02 am (UTC)
ditto
houseofjunk 24th-May-2010 03:06 am (UTC)
i am shocked that betty white isn't among your esteemed heroes
alexahhh 24th-May-2010 03:07 am (UTC)
iawtc so hard
ramonaflowers 24th-May-2010 03:12 am (UTC)
o........
alfredhitchcock 24th-May-2010 03:30 am (UTC)
wut about amy winehouse? :(((
juunanagou18 24th-May-2010 03:48 am (UTC)
Amy could have been had her career been longer. She has a lot, a lot of promise and should she get over her issues, she might get that kind of respect later on.
dirtyknife 24th-May-2010 04:01 am (UTC)
This generation sucks.
xo_soccer9 24th-May-2010 04:03 am (UTC)
YEP
cleanofslate 24th-May-2010 04:04 am (UTC)
pink??? seriously? pink? totally laughable, especially live. her vocals are mediocre at best, and she only sounds good on album. try st. vincent for real vocal, lyrical, and musical talent.
hotlush 24th-May-2010 04:08 am (UTC)
IAWTC
on_broadway36 24th-May-2010 04:28 am (UTC)
Agreed.
treradical 24th-May-2010 05:07 am (UTC)
ia. people hate on pink but she has a fantastic voice.

the "missundastood" album will always be my jam
schoolisuncool 24th-May-2010 05:41 am (UTC)
yes but add Gaga and Carrie Underwood
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