10:28 pm - 05/21/2010

McDonald's: The XXX Version

If there is a staple in the fast food universe when you’re attempting to feed your children while on the run or just plain out of ideas, it would absolutely have to be McDonald’s Happy Meals. The prospect of a relatively wholesome and healthy meal (more so of late with the inclusion of apples and apple juice) coming directly to your little one in a busy bag with the excitement of a toy, is nigh impossible to ignore. And even more than that is the price. It’s just an all round convenient way to eat. Ah, but as it seems, McDonald’s has hired some questionable talent to write the quips and funny one-liners for its boxes.

The most recent addition to the classic Happy Meal box is the newest one promoting the third Shrek sequel arriving in theaters this summer. As with all the packages through the years, the box is colorful and emblazoned with the characters directly from the movie that you can pop out and use as paper dolls. It’s fun! But therein lies the insidious and egregious grammatical sentence structure error. This is such an Epic Fail that I’m nearly speechless and its stupidity. Check this out:


 Wow. McDonald’s, I have to question your hiring ethics. Just because a writer seems funny enough to design little silly bits for a kid’s lunch box doesn’t mean he should be. This is just ridiculous and is a piece of humor typically reserved for adults only stand up routines and Playboy articles, not Happy Meal boxes! Sweet Lord. Well at the very least it’s funny. Now I need a cheeseburger.

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azurealed 22nd-May-2010 03:07 am (UTC)
Oh dear.
koto_heartilly 22nd-May-2010 11:13 am (UTC)
I'm so late to this post. But I have no seen this gif in so long. I miss it.

OT, but I also had a Happy Meal the other day....my boyfriend and I decided to laugh about this for a good while. He proceeded to pop Puss out and stick him on his straw.
tlcspice 22nd-May-2010 03:07 am (UTC)
redheaded_muse 22nd-May-2010 03:08 am (UTC)
kimmy_kun 22nd-May-2010 03:10 am (UTC)
Icon love ;]
violet_crumble9 22nd-May-2010 03:24 am (UTC)
rofl at your icon.

that whole thing was hilarious.
akindofpastry 22nd-May-2010 03:53 am (UTC)
Your icon is making me scared.
rvrthms 22nd-May-2010 03:08 am (UTC)
*chris hansen gif*
britt_m_89 RIGHT HERE22nd-May-2010 03:14 am (UTC)
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rvrthms Re: RIGHT HERE22nd-May-2010 03:17 am (UTC)
lava_sharks 22nd-May-2010 03:23 am (UTC)
i want ur icon
kytele 22nd-May-2010 03:08 am (UTC)
anus pounder.

regina 22nd-May-2010 03:53 am (UTC)
i came into this post just for that
flowerssleeping 22nd-May-2010 03:08 am (UTC)
ok then.
turi 22nd-May-2010 03:08 am (UTC)
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holythuk 22nd-May-2010 03:09 am (UTC)
rvrthms 22nd-May-2010 03:11 am (UTC)
mekka-lekka hi
professor_chaos 22nd-May-2010 03:12 am (UTC)
_redcorvette 22nd-May-2010 03:16 am (UTC)
poison20 22nd-May-2010 03:22 am (UTC)
what the hell lmao
lava_sharks 22nd-May-2010 03:24 am (UTC)
ahh it moves
fletwock 22nd-May-2010 03:29 am (UTC)
Jesus fucking Christ.
dealatedwren 22nd-May-2010 03:33 am (UTC)
oh my, what's this from?
mirasango 22nd-May-2010 04:07 am (UTC)
Is that Jambi from Pee Wee's Playhouse?
rogue 22nd-May-2010 03:09 am (UTC)
No thank you.
k_nkles 22nd-May-2010 03:09 am (UTC)
i've always said that their adult meals should also come with adult toys. it's only fair.
rubberplimpy 22nd-May-2010 03:39 am (UTC)
i always read this word "pedo" meter. :( like its a magical too for finding pedophiles,
mum_mum 22nd-May-2010 02:30 pm (UTC)
that would be awesome
stellabella84 22nd-May-2010 03:09 am (UTC)
Oh come on :/
genbu_no_miko24 22nd-May-2010 03:09 am (UTC)
the puss in boots one is digusting, but LOL on the new anus pounder hahahhahahahha
gryffindorkz 22nd-May-2010 03:10 am (UTC)
zutxalors 22nd-May-2010 03:10 am (UTC)
mcdonald's is so gross, but fuck it's so good! i always have #2: the 2 cheeseburger value meal. what do you guys get?

also, i just watched the grey's finale. omg, i cried so much. i also bought 2 songs from the episode.
bloody_hell 22nd-May-2010 03:11 am (UTC)
I only like their chicken nuggets, that shit is addicting.
ptr28 22nd-May-2010 03:37 am (UTC)
me too
hello_samm 22nd-May-2010 04:04 am (UTC)
Same. I always get the 10 pc with honey mustard.
partipo 22nd-May-2010 04:12 am (UTC)
its like crack if crack were made of reconstituted chicken offal
me_and_jimmy 22nd-May-2010 04:32 am (UTC)
I think they put small dosages of crack in it just so you keep coming back for them. Because no matter how much I tell myself how disgusting they are I always kinda want them.
kimmy_kun 22nd-May-2010 03:11 am (UTC)
I <3 the Big Mac, I won't lie.
valardohaeris 22nd-May-2010 03:12 am (UTC)
Big Mac. I can't help myself.
juli_24 22nd-May-2010 03:19 am (UTC)
I get the same as you when I'm in the US, but here in Brazil I get a cheddar burger that for some reason is not sold anywhere else.
tucker 22nd-May-2010 03:21 am (UTC)
I get mcnuggets and fried and a coke and if I want to go full fatty I get the double quarter pounder plain with cheese only meal
poisongrowth 22nd-May-2010 03:24 am (UTC)
i either get a quarter pounder meal or mcnuggets meal with a sweet tea. that shit is addicting. it's like you're licking the outside of a sweet n low packet but i love it.
amazingtime 22nd-May-2010 03:33 am (UTC)
So gross, yet fucking good.

LOL perfect way to describe it.
faithgirl16 22nd-May-2010 03:33 am (UTC)
Me too. I don't go to McDonald's often, but when I do I usually get chicken nuggets and fries. lol
radiophile 22nd-May-2010 03:33 am (UTC)
FILET O FISH. Fucking love that shit
akindofpastry 22nd-May-2010 03:56 am (UTC)
The Big Tasty! It's as unreliable as a candle, 'cause they keep taking it off the menu, but whatever they put in that sauce is like crack. So good...
vivisco 22nd-May-2010 04:41 am (UTC)
I love McDonalds but never eat it anymore. Too much guilt and bad stomach aches afterward. :(
bob80 22nd-May-2010 05:02 am (UTC)
I typically get the McChicken combo. I eat way to much fucking chicken.
midnight_lite 22nd-May-2010 05:14 am (UTC)
I usually get the Big and Tasty burger meal but whenever there's a Homestyle burger I get that. OM NOM NOM so fucking good.
_ohhbaby_ 22nd-May-2010 05:25 am (UTC)
totally agree, so gross but i crave it like crazy! what songs did you buy from the eppy?
jay_oats 22nd-May-2010 05:29 am (UTC)
grey's finale was so fucking intense. I loved it just like old grey's. I hate mcdonalds so I can't talk about the rest of this comment.
chris_chick 22nd-May-2010 05:41 am (UTC)
big macs and chicken mcspicy.
coatkneedee 22nd-May-2010 06:20 am (UTC)
We don't have that as #2 here in Florida. I only got that as a #2 in NYC, but that is my go to meal from McDonald's. ♥
acousticgrl 22nd-May-2010 07:35 am (UTC)
I also get a #2.

ahh Grey's, that reminds me. I need to look up songs from the episode.
woodenduck 22nd-May-2010 09:07 am (UTC)
My best friend always gets drunk and makes me take him through the drivethrough, where he eats a large McChicken meal, and a cheeseburger, and, if he's really drunk, six nuggets. It's so gross! So much food!
caesarea 22nd-May-2010 04:54 pm (UTC)
Chicken sandwich, fries. I could eat a chicken sandwich from McDonald's every day. :-/
summanaro 23rd-May-2010 09:41 am (UTC)
tantha 22nd-May-2010 03:10 am (UTC)
Puss's stance is quite wrong too. :\
rvrthms 22nd-May-2010 03:13 am (UTC)
i'm re-reading "the sandman-" dream's traipsing around london w/ constantine...

Edited at 2010-05-22 03:14 am (UTC)
partipo 22nd-May-2010 04:25 am (UTC)
and just straight up showing up at martian manhunter's door
plzdontspeak 22nd-May-2010 03:10 am (UTC)
i hate mcdonalds but tbh if i had jobs that involved coming up with clever things that people barely read like the happy meal box, i would try and put some innuendos and stupid things on there.
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