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It's Christmas! [info]stefsoleil
12:53 pm - 12/12/2005

K-Fed interview with German newspaper Bild.

This interview was in the German newspaper Bild today. Bild is kind of like... I guess you could call it the white trash newspaper. That sounds so harsh, but sadly, it's the truth. Imagine Star pretending to be the New York Times. So while I did translate it into English, I did not come up with terms like "sparkling bubble." Here you go.

Kevin Federline: This is how horrible my luxury life with Britney was!

It started like a sparking, beautiful soap bubble. Now - boom! - it burst!

The former dream couple Britney Spears (24) and Kevin Federline (27) has separated - only 15 months after their wedding, and three months after the birth of their son Sean Preston Michael. SHE had the locks of her Los Angeles mansion changed, had his car taken back to the dealer. HIS revenge is an interview.

Kevin Federline spoke exclusively about his life with the pop princess to my colleague Peter Kent. "I love her," he says. "But when you ask me about a life without Britney, all I can say is: Can it be worse than living with her? That's how far we've grown apart."

Kevin Federline is deeply hurt. And he complains, "She treated me badly, wouldn't let my friends into the house! She and her mother tried to tell me how to live my life - I just can't let that happen. And I don't know a guy with self-respect who'd let himself be treated like that! I'm just supposed to be her little husband who jumps at every command."

Now, Federline wants to do what Britney apparently already did - Meet with a divorce lawyer.

Federline: "I don't like lawyers, but I need protection in a situation like this. This is the situation I'm in: I'm homeless a couple of days before Christmas!"

Apparently, Federline wants €112 million. (That's what, $115 mill? Don't know the exchange rate right now.) Does he only care about the money? "I'm not interested in money. She just needs to learn that she can't reel me in, and then drop me like this."

Britney a bad wife, ex-dancer Federline the innocent, perfect husband - is that really true?

Britney's friend Maureen Gater: "At first, Kevin was a really nice guy. But he turned out to be an egoistical pig! He had busloads of friends over, who smoked pot in the house and drank tons of beer and tequila. They were all pissing themselves laughing while watching the so-called sex videos of Britney and Kevin in bed."

Source, in German: Bild
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[info]bizetsy 12th-Dec-2005 12:46 pm (UTC)
The current exchange rate is about 1.2
[info]bizetsy 12th-Dec-2005 12:46 pm (UTC)
ps Thanks for translating.
[info]stefsoleil 12th-Dec-2005 12:47 pm (UTC)
Ah, thanks for the exchange rate. And you're welcome. :)
[info]ceilidh056 12th-Dec-2005 01:16 pm (UTC)
actually it looks like the exchange rate is about 1.76 . . . so he askings for over 200 million, if this is even true of course :).
[info]eurolymius KANSAS — 12th-Dec-2005 06:47 pm (UTC)
O M G I AM FROM KANSAS WOW
[info]mmepompadour 12th-Dec-2005 12:47 pm (UTC)
So wait, they officially separated now? Or was that just this paper taking creative license?
[info]stefsoleil 12th-Dec-2005 12:48 pm (UTC)
That's always the question with Bild. They definitely claim it's official now, but who knows.
[info]arr_im_a_pirate 12th-Dec-2005 02:46 pm (UTC)
well, there was that picture of kevin posted on here a few days ago with his car that supposidly was sent back to the dealer. he said "guess you were wrong" to the photographers, but who knows. that also could have been an older picture.
[info]tiredofbeinsexy 12th-Dec-2005 12:50 pm (UTC)
this shit is hard to believe. he was smiling a few days ago when he got his car back and was entering the gates of his mansion.
But GOd , do i hope is ass is homeless for xmas.
"Merry christmas You filthy animal and a happy new year"
Home alone he wont be lol
[info]mexicanskabrona 12th-Dec-2005 04:39 pm (UTC)
hah!
[info]miyu_sakura 12th-Dec-2005 12:50 pm (UTC)
My brain just exploded because about 40,000 sarcastic comments all tried to get out at once.
[info]_displaced_ 12th-Dec-2005 12:52 pm (UTC)
Ditto...I need to shut the computer for a while and have a wee lie down.
[info]despedida 12th-Dec-2005 04:33 pm (UTC)
LOLZSAURUS!!!!!!!!!!111
[info]miyu_sakura 12th-Dec-2005 12:52 pm (UTC)
Also, if you are a poor white trash wigger who has $5 in the bank you are basically your wealthy wife's bitch. Get in the kitchen and go make her a goddamn sandwich.
[info]indigo284 12th-Dec-2005 01:04 pm (UTC)
haha, agreed!
[info]destroyernova 12th-Dec-2005 01:28 pm (UTC)
haha, well played
[info]jackycane 12th-Dec-2005 02:03 pm (UTC)
Agreed
[info]lobsterpajamas 12th-Dec-2005 02:41 pm (UTC)
And don't forget some chips on the side K-fed. I hate him.
[info]lobsterpajamas 12th-Dec-2005 02:42 pm (UTC)
*Er Cheetos.
[info]thestreetlights 12th-Dec-2005 02:50 pm (UTC)
iawtc
[info]plasticdisaster 12th-Dec-2005 02:56 pm (UTC)
exactly
[info]ayajedi 12th-Dec-2005 05:28 pm (UTC)
WORD!
[info]colorblind_ 12th-Dec-2005 05:45 pm (UTC)
damn right! i would have him walking in a pink tutu and call him bitch all day. he should be happy.. britney is mild..
[info]dokodemo_honey 12th-Dec-2005 05:50 pm (UTC)
wmao!
[info]ghettojapchild 12th-Dec-2005 05:51 pm (UTC)
You just said wigger. *looks at underwear* Yes, I laughed that hard.
[info]goddessfrida 12th-Dec-2005 06:12 pm (UTC)
DAMN STRAIGHT
[info]angedesoir 12th-Dec-2005 12:52 pm (UTC)
I can't believe I'm defending K-Fed but: German tabloids are some of the worst around they basically fabricate 98% of the shit they print a large percentage of the "pictures" they use are photomanips
[info]dangerzone91 12th-Dec-2005 02:35 pm (UTC)
yeah i can accept that defense but it's been said on other occassions about him being pissed that Britney wouldn't let his friends over and I mean, come on, is he 5? He needs to have his friends over to play?

Maybe if there wasn't a 3 month old in the house.
[info]mansunsgirl 12th-Dec-2005 12:53 pm (UTC)
"Does he only care about the money? "I'm not interested in money. She just needs to learn that she can't reel me in, and then drop me like this."

Hahah don't tell me he thinks someone would actually believe that shit.
[info]thefinalchariot 12th-Dec-2005 03:05 pm (UTC)
IAWTC SO MUCH!
[info]where_i_begin 12th-Dec-2005 12:54 pm (UTC)
I find it hard to believe that out of all the publications in the world, KFed would break the news to a German newspaper.
[info]msjacky 12th-Dec-2005 01:04 pm (UTC)
Yeah that's what I thought. I've never heard of Bild, and I'm sure if he was to spill the beans he'd choose something more universal, and someone who'd pay him heaps more
[info]instantwhorekit 12th-Dec-2005 01:49 pm (UTC)
My thoughts exactly.
[info]cuteredhed 12th-Dec-2005 02:34 pm (UTC)
lmfao the icon
[info]powerof3 12th-Dec-2005 12:56 pm (UTC)
I hope she does hand him his ass for Christmas. Gift-wrapped.

Asshole.
[info]xmygoodiesx 12th-Dec-2005 04:44 pm (UTC)
I agree, oh and maybe 10 bucks!
[info]furrballsgrl 12th-Dec-2005 07:22 pm (UTC)
And a FLESHlight.
[info]truman 12th-Dec-2005 01:04 pm (UTC)
Damn the Germans for beating us in '74!

;)
He's an asshole.
[info]truman 12th-Dec-2005 01:15 pm (UTC)
Ze durven wel he die krauts >:O
[info]stefsoleil 12th-Dec-2005 01:34 pm (UTC)
Haha, well, you'll get your chance next year. ;-) I wish the World Cup was over already...
[info]violeta_ 12th-Dec-2005 09:35 pm (UTC)
Haha. Sorry...
[info]skywars 12th-Dec-2005 01:08 pm (UTC)
Does he only care about the money? "I'm not interested in money. She just needs to learn that she can't reel me in, and then drop me like this."

lolololololololol

RIGHT.

[info]valentineheart 12th-Dec-2005 01:09 pm (UTC)
too bad they have a pre-nup
[info]cuteredhed 12th-Dec-2005 02:34 pm (UTC)
HOLLA WE WANT PRENUM WE WANT PRENUP
[info]girlfriendplz 12th-Dec-2005 01:09 pm (UTC)
really, kevin, she treated you badly? your ferrari and rolex tell me different.
[info]datenight 12th-Dec-2005 01:09 pm (UTC)
I thought we just saw pictures of him driving his car on 12/9/05 and decided that the car towing story was b.s?
[info]ali_li 12th-Dec-2005 01:10 pm (UTC)
For the moment I'll just laugh at "former dream couple", when I read the rest I'll have more to make fun of.
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