CAN'T. MAKE. WORDS. DREAMS. CAME. TRUE. ALSO. THEY'RE. TOTALLY. DOING. IT.



KITTENS

I DON'T

I CAN'T

FUCKING THEY ARE FUCKING WALKING TOGETHER AND NO UGLY HAT (OK, WELL, NOT ON BB FINE ANYWAY) AND I CANT EVEN MAKE FUN OF LAQUEENTO'S CLOTHES AND IS THIS REAL LIFE SERIOUSLY HOW CAN THIS BE REAL LIFE I'M NOT EVEN HOMEROW SMASH tiamacilisisvehiculaligulaet alhghduh ngdjgNIFNFURHuvddvvdhevhg8VDHN'jiegv iquam nisl hendrerit nonPraesentconvallislucGGdjItuselituacinia,tiamfGDGHduBunbvdJNVUDHUn CCXhuhUWEOGNDfJFJEITJEU8HUEBUNBKMLMOMGIDNinCIMED[XJIGVNJIJIhuhijfkmklmopjihughuhuhygeybgyBVUIENFUIECNRUIJRIHDJGNDJKNVGURHTUephNGHIHGIDHNVDJNJNVIEW[IHTUEHYUFNGTBYJNFIAHFIKGnRIDKAPOlGNacilisis HAPPY PINTO DE MAYO DEAD




HOLD UP. FIRST, A LITTLE ~MOOD MUSIC~


ARE THE CANDLES LIT, LOVELIES? IS THE WINE CHILLED? HAVE YOU SLIPPED INTO SOMETHING MORE COMFORTABLE? YES?
THEN PREPARE TO EXPERIENCE................. ~*~*~*SEXUAL MAGIC*~*~*~





IT'S JUST SO BEAUTIFUL













AND. I'M. SPENT. WAS IT GOOD FOR YOU, TOO KITTENS?

PLAY ME OFF, SPONGEBOB AND JOURNEY. MY WORK HERE. IS. DONE.



ETA WELL. WELL. WELL. LOOK. WHAT. WE. HAVE HERE.

LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE AT ONTD_PINTO FOUND FUCKING HICKEYSghdUHGUHFUHYGUGUDBENugdndaDIRHuBGYRGBUFNFBDUBI NEED AN ADULT I NEED AN ADULT(SERIOUSLY I HAVE A HICKEY....UH, THING)OH MY GOD LAMAZE BREATHS GINGER, GET IT TOGETHER....

ETA 2: HEY QUINTO IF YOU'RE LURKING THIS, TWEET SOMETHING OBTUSE




SPECIAL CO-CREDIT TO MY BB BAGLADY25 AKA SIDNEY CROSBY'S MUSTACHE FOR TELLING ME TO QUIT WATCHING THE FUCKING DODGER GAME BECAUSE HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


PINTO IS FOR LOVERS
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