![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif?v=92.2){kind=small}
![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/user_ontd.gif?v=92.2){kind=small}
4:07 pm - 05/04/2010
SEXUAL HURRICANE THE SELENA OF VAGINAS Chris Pine suits up in a Polo Ralph Lauren navy tuxedo for the MET Ball held at NYC’s Metropolitan Museum of Art on Monday (May 3).
The 29-year-old Star Trek actor and 36-year-old Scrubs star Elizabeth Banks were spotted heading into the 18th floor of The Standard Hotel. They hopped out of their car together and reportedly came from the MET Gala after-party at The Mark Hotel. (LOLOKCHRIS PINE'S PUBLICIST WHO IS TRYING REALLY HARD TO CONVINCE US ALL THAT HE IS IN FACT DOING SEX WITH LADIES AND NOT DOING MOUTH STUFF WITH LAQUEENTO, THUS MAKING US BELIEVE IT EVEN MORE RELIABLE NEWS SOURCE. OK.)
Elizabeth married sportswriter and producer Max Handelman in 2003 (they began dating since the first day of college on September 6, 1992). They last hit the red carpet together in September 2009.
THAT'S RIGHT KITTENS, I JUST DROPPED SOME FUCKING HAMLET ON YOU. YEAH. SEE, I DO MORE THAN THINK ABOUT ALL THE VARIOUS NAKED POSITIONS I WOULD LIKE TO SEE BBFINE IN. SOMETIMES I READ STUFF TO TAKE MY MIND OFF OF THAT SUBJECT. ANYWAY....
YOU KNOW HOW WHEN YOU HAVEN'T EATEN ALL DAY, AND YOUR COWORKER VOLUNTEERS TO GO TO IN-N-OUT FOR YOU AND THEY WALK IN WITH YOUR ANIMAL FRIES AND A CHEESEBURGER? IT IS LIKE THE CLOUDS HAVE PARTED AND CHOIRS ARE SINGING AND YOU WOULD SWEAR THERE ARE PUPPIES AND KITTENS FROLICKING IN A FIELD IN FRONT OF YOU IN A GUMDROP RAIN AND ALL YOU WANNA DO IS HUG AND KISS YOUR COWORKER AND NEVER LET GO? THAT IS HOW THIS PICTURE MAKES MY GIRLPARTS FEEL. I HEARD CRAYOLA'S GONNA INVENT A NEW CRAYON BASED ON THE COLOR OF HIS EYES, AND IT'S GONNA BE CALLED FUCKING MAJESTIC.
...PRETTY MUCH I WANT TO WORSHIP HIS COCK. I CAN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING ELSE.
OR I THOUGHT I COULDN'T UNTIL...KITTENS. DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THIS PICTURE? PAUL. RUDD. BBFINE. SAME. PLACE. GDUghughfuhufbhghuwhfygAIufhud[HFUHuhghd
UM. EXCUSE YOU, BANKS. WHERE ARE YOU GOING? NO, NO, NO. LISTEN: PAUL RUDD AND CHRIS PINE ARE IN YOUR IMMEDIATE FUCKING VICINITY. IN SUITS. WHY ARE YOUR CLOTHES ON. WHO. ARE. YOU. WHAT ARE YOU DOING. GET BACK THERE. FOR THE FUCKING SAKE OF WOMANKIND GET THE FUCK BACK THERE OR I WILL REVOKE YOUR VAGINA LICENSE OHMYGODYOUFUCKINGDUMBASS.
THEN AGAIN, HER HAIR DOES LOOK STRAIGHT JUST-BEEN-FUCKED STATUS. AND SHE WAS IN THE LIMO WITH THEM NOT TOO LONG AGO, SO MAYBE---WHAT?....HER HAIR'S SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE THAT? OH. UH. OH.
SEXUAL ERUPTION
POOR ELIZABETH BANKS STANDS TOO CLOSE TO SEXUAL VOLCANO MT.PINE, IS NEVER THE SAME
The 29-year-old Star Trek actor and 36-year-old Scrubs star Elizabeth Banks were spotted heading into the 18th floor of The Standard Hotel. They hopped out of their car together and reportedly came from the MET Gala after-party at The Mark Hotel. (LOLOK
Elizabeth married sportswriter and producer Max Handelman in 2003 (they began dating since the first day of college on September 6, 1992). They last hit the red carpet together in September 2009.
THAT'S RIGHT KITTENS, I JUST DROPPED SOME FUCKING HAMLET ON YOU. YEAH. SEE, I DO MORE THAN THINK ABOUT ALL THE VARIOUS NAKED POSITIONS I WOULD LIKE TO SEE BBFINE IN. SOMETIMES I READ STUFF TO TAKE MY MIND OFF OF THAT SUBJECT. ANYWAY....
YOU KNOW HOW WHEN YOU HAVEN'T EATEN ALL DAY, AND YOUR COWORKER VOLUNTEERS TO GO TO IN-N-OUT FOR YOU AND THEY WALK IN WITH YOUR ANIMAL FRIES AND A CHEESEBURGER? IT IS LIKE THE CLOUDS HAVE PARTED AND CHOIRS ARE SINGING AND YOU WOULD SWEAR THERE ARE PUPPIES AND KITTENS FROLICKING IN A FIELD IN FRONT OF YOU IN A GUMDROP RAIN AND ALL YOU WANNA DO IS HUG AND KISS YOUR COWORKER AND NEVER LET GO? THAT IS HOW THIS PICTURE MAKES MY GIRLPARTS FEEL. I HEARD CRAYOLA'S GONNA INVENT A NEW CRAYON BASED ON THE COLOR OF HIS EYES, AND IT'S GONNA BE CALLED FUCKING MAJESTIC.
...PRETTY MUCH I WANT TO WORSHIP HIS COCK. I CAN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING ELSE.
OR I THOUGHT I COULDN'T UNTIL...KITTENS. DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THIS PICTURE? PAUL. RUDD. BBFINE. SAME. PLACE. GDUghughfuhufbhghuwhfygAIufhud[HFUHuhghd
UM. EXCUSE YOU, BANKS. WHERE ARE YOU GOING? NO, NO, NO. LISTEN: PAUL RUDD AND CHRIS PINE ARE IN YOUR IMMEDIATE FUCKING VICINITY. IN SUITS. WHY ARE YOUR CLOTHES ON. WHO. ARE. YOU. WHAT ARE YOU DOING. GET BACK THERE. FOR THE FUCKING SAKE OF WOMANKIND GET THE FUCK BACK THERE OR I WILL REVOKE YOUR VAGINA LICENSE OHMYGODYOUFUCKINGDUMBASS.
THEN AGAIN, HER HAIR DOES LOOK STRAIGHT JUST-BEEN-FUCKED STATUS. AND SHE WAS IN THE LIMO WITH THEM NOT TOO LONG AGO, SO MAYBE---WHAT?....HER HAIR'S SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE THAT? OH. UH. OH.
SEXUAL ERUPTION
I thought Pine was wearing velvet for a sec.
I threw up a little bit.
jiggly.
o.o
I AM DISAPPOINT, FELLOW CHARLIE ICON.
And mine.
BITCH GET OUT
I like navy suits but not with a black lapel
I bet it looked much better in real life and not in these pictures taken with a flash
BUT OH, PAUL RUDD WILL DO. HE WILL DO SO, SO NICELY.
MARRY ME
i just want his face with FUCKING MAJESTIC on it :'D
(...maybe cause of her character on scrubs)