ONTD

1:56 am - 05/03/2010

LAQUEENTO DARES TO WALK SOMEWHERE WITHOUT CHRIS PINE, I AM NOW VERSUS HIM

Zachary Quinto and an unidentified male friend (ISN'T IT ALWAYS? I HOPE
HE AT LEAST KNOWS THEIR NAMES.PUTA.) take a stroll together in the
West Village. Quinto, wearing Ray Ban sunglasses, a black cap and faded jeans,
will be appearing opposite Anna Faris in the upcoming comedy CAN I HAVE
YO NUUUUUUMBA?
"What's Your Number", as well as reprising his
role of Spock in the "Star Trek" sequel.









...I MEAN, IS THAT YOUR MISSION IN LIFE, LAQUEENTO? TO HANG OUT WITH DUDES WHO
MAKE EVEN WORSE SARTORIAL CHOICES THAN YOU DO? BECAUSE, KITTEN, BETWEEN BBFINE'S
UGLY SHOE COLLECTION--WHICH I WILL FIND AND SET ON FIRE ONE DAY, LAQUEENTO AIN'T
THE ONLY ONE WITH A MISSION OK--AND THIS BITCH WHO APPARENTLY FORGOT TO CHANGE
OUT OF HIS RENAISSANCE FAIRE COSTUME BEFORE HE WENT OUT TODAY, FUCKING MISSION.
ACCOMPLISHED.



OK OK I KNOW IT'S PRETTY MUCH THE SAME PICTURE AS THE LAST ONE BUT, UM. LOOK.
AT. THE GINGER'S PANTS. THEY ARE NOT ONLY DRAW-STRING? THEY DO NOT HAVE A FLY AT
ALL. THEY ARE LACE UP. THIS MAN IS CLEARLY A SHAKESPEAREAN ACTOR OR A
WHIMSICAL WOODLAND CREATURE. I'M. DEAD.


OH GOOD, THE WHIMSICAL LITTLE MAN IS GONE. AND I'M SORRY TO INTERRUPT HIS ~GUCCI
STOMP~ (WEEEEERQ) BUT, WHY AM I NOT JUST POUNDING ON MY KEYBOARD WITH DELIGHT
LIKE I WOULD BE IF THIS WERE A PINTO POST, LAQUEENTO?! WHY ARE YOU WHORING
AROUND, MAKING ME THINK OF WORDS AND SHIT. FUCK. IF I HADN'T ALREADY YELLED AT
HIM ON TWITTER WHEN I WAS DRUNK LAST NIGHT I WOULD DO THAT RIGHT NOW.(SOMEONE
RETWEETED HIM AT THE WRONG TIME, KITTENS, IT WAS NOT MY FAULT IT WAS THE PATRON
ETC. ALSO DID YOU KNOW BBFINE'S NIPPLES LOOK LIKE PEPPERONIS?)




OH FUCK, GO BACK TO THE MAGICAL WOODS AND SING WITH SNOW WHITE SO LAQUEENTO CAN
GET BACK TO EYEFUCKING BBFINE. THIS POST IS OVER.







PS: THE NEW YORK POST SHIPS IT


SOURCE AGREES PINTO EXISTS AND THEY'VE DONE HAND STUFF
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etymolology 3rd-May-2010 06:08 am (UTC)
when is he going to come out
when is pinto going to happen
daianara 3rd-May-2010 06:10 am (UTC)
THOSE BB, ARE MY DAILY CONCERNS
la_geni 3rd-May-2010 08:05 am (UTC)
It took Ricky a long ass time.
emcash 3rd-May-2010 06:08 am (UTC)
omg this post lol
arrogant_sage 3rd-May-2010 02:17 pm (UTC)
was coming in to say same thing. lol
_sammie 3rd-May-2010 06:08 am (UTC)
i would love to be his unidentified male female friend.
lastingchances 3rd-May-2010 06:08 am (UTC)
i know a girl who loves him but doesn't think he's gay
i don't have the heart to break it to her tbh
vintage_boom 3rd-May-2010 06:11 am (UTC)
lol even my 10 yr old niece knows he's gay.
hateistoodark 3rd-May-2010 06:25 am (UTC)
lol my sister was shocked to find out Spock was hot and i don't want to break it to her and tell her he's gay.
daianara ZAC UNF....3rd-May-2010 06:09 am (UTC)
OMG FUCKING HISTORYCAL POST, LOVE IT.
strobelights 3rd-May-2010 06:09 am (UTC)
I WAS LOLING SO HARD AT YOUR DRUNK TWEETS TO HIM LAST NIGHT.

I LOVE THIS WHOLE POST.
gingerslam2 3rd-May-2010 06:12 am (UTC)
LOL I HAVEN'T EVEN LOOKED OVER WHAT I SAID. I REMEMBER TELLING HIM I LIKED HUGS. OH LAWD HE PROBABLY BLOCKED MY ASS...
strobelights 3rd-May-2010 06:14 am (UTC)
YOU ALSO SAID SOMETHING ASKING WHEN HE WAS COMING OUT.

BUT YOU SAID THAT YOU STILL LOVED HIM.
popcornfartv1 3rd-May-2010 06:18 am (UTC)
LOL I SAW THOSE TOO
emcash 3rd-May-2010 06:22 am (UTC)
omg what did they say? lmao
cecilylee 3rd-May-2010 07:36 am (UTC)
where can i find these delightful tweets?
ginormouspotato 3rd-May-2010 08:20 am (UTC)
OMG I NEED TO SEE THESE TWEETS :'D
gingerslam2 drunk tweeting zq?!

MUST SEE
wonderpup 3rd-May-2010 10:51 am (UTC)
Those tweets were pretty epic. It'd be hilarious if he responded to them though.
sonjamillicent 3rd-May-2010 03:41 pm (UTC)
I ALSO WISH TO SEE THESE TWEETS
thelightisdim 3rd-May-2010 06:09 am (UTC)
puta?

I lol'd
sunglass 3rd-May-2010 06:10 am (UTC)
LOL OMG

A+ POST
eiramardnassac 3rd-May-2010 06:10 am (UTC)
my friend doesn't think hes gay, or even bi... she has no gaydar what so ever!
gingerslam2 3rd-May-2010 06:14 am (UTC)
YOUR FRIEND'S GONNA END UP MARRIED TO SOME OLD QUEEN. POOR THING.
jackiemust_die 3rd-May-2010 06:20 am (UTC)
LOL IRL
go3x 3rd-May-2010 10:13 am (UTC)
Ugh, I've seen some of those 'straights'. They have GF and everything but it's obvious that they're checking out hot guys whenever their GF is not around.
ktdone 3rd-May-2010 08:19 pm (UTC)
That honestly doesn't sound so bad right now. Anyone need a beard?
recoil_ 3rd-May-2010 06:11 am (UTC)
NEVER SAY YOU'RE SORRY FOR YOUR DRUNK TWEETS, THEY ARE GOLD.

I LOVE THIS POST EXCEPT FOR THOSE UNFORTUNATE PANTS.
gingerslam2 3rd-May-2010 06:16 am (UTC)
THEY'RE GOLD BUT THEY WERE BROUGHT TO YOU BY PATRON SILVER *BA DUM CHA*

;)
recoil_ 3rd-May-2010 06:28 am (UTC)
*ICWYDT*
ginormouspotato 3rd-May-2010 08:21 am (UTC)
MAY I FOLLOW YOU ON TWITTER O' AMAZING GINGER
emerald_skies 3rd-May-2010 06:11 am (UTC)
LOL, this post has totally made my night. A++
starlysh 3rd-May-2010 06:11 am (UTC)
Ew, that guy's sunglasses.

Chris Fine looks kind of plastic in that last pic.
_sammie 3rd-May-2010 06:13 am (UTC)
ikr those shades are from like 2001
gingerslam2 3rd-May-2010 06:13 am (UTC)
TURN DOWN YOUR FACE
sunshineclouds 3rd-May-2010 06:12 am (UTC)
Hahaha, I love this post :D
christosx3 3rd-May-2010 06:13 am (UTC)
Has anyone found a troll to post their ~TMZ Report~ Pinto thing on here yet?
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