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11:41 am - 04/30/2010

New Sex and The City 2 Poster – The Girls Are All Here!


 
A new poster has been released for Sex and the City 2 and it features Carrie, Samantha, Miranda, and Charlotte. The first two teasers only highlighted Sarah Jessica Parker’s Carrie Bradshaw and now the other ladies are getting in on the action. Even though the gang’s all here they’re hard to recognize because they’ve been photoshopped to death. Everyone in this poster looks like they got attacked by a Crayola crayon…

In the sequel to the 2008 film, the women are going through some serious changes and we’re not talking about menopause. Carrie and Big are married but are losing their spark, Charlotte is being over run by her children, Miranda is overwhelmed by work, and as usual Samantha is trying to hold on to her fleeting youth.

Who are these women? Are they supposed to be the actresses we all know and love because they look like CGI animations. Sometimes the people in the photo editing department need to layoff the airbrush tool, it’s not helping! Kim Catrall looks like Sharon Stone in this poster and Parker looks like a banshee. It’s so unnecessary because all four of them are beautiful without all of the “additional help.”

What do you think of the latest poster for Sex and the City 2?

Source: Screencave
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cseresznie 30th-Apr-2010 04:16 pm (UTC)
Oh. SJP looks like a cross eyed tranny mess from Transylvania.

Edited at 2010-04-30 04:16 pm (UTC)
saccharinrush 30th-Apr-2010 04:26 pm (UTC)
seriously. photoshop fail.
cecilia_weasley 30th-Apr-2010 10:04 pm (UTC)
Do you even know where Transylvania is? Also... using the word "tranny" as an insult is no longer ok.
flumes 30th-Apr-2010 04:16 pm (UTC)
Is this a joke.
rissa_rose 30th-Apr-2010 04:16 pm (UTC)
Yeah... that poster does not do them any favors. =/
dedradawn 30th-Apr-2010 04:17 pm (UTC)
Is THAT Kim Catrall?
mariemaru 30th-Apr-2010 04:38 pm (UTC)
MTE!
tlovesdolphin 30th-Apr-2010 05:06 pm (UTC)
I thought the same thing, what the hell did they do to her face?!
cecilia_weasley 30th-Apr-2010 10:05 pm (UTC)
ikr what have they done to her
rosewood39 30th-Apr-2010 11:23 pm (UTC)
that is what i said, it kinda looks like rachel mcadams to me.
black_electron 30th-Apr-2010 04:17 pm (UTC)
Umm, why did they make Charlotte look like she has the biggest boobs out of all of them when she has the smallest IRL?
cecilia_weasley 30th-Apr-2010 10:05 pm (UTC)
Um noooo Charlotte has the biggest boobs.
prettyfoot 30th-Apr-2010 04:17 pm (UTC)
No, that can't be the real poster... They all look so shopped! SJP's face is crooked.
skadisprotegee 30th-Apr-2010 04:47 pm (UTC)
FRIDAY WAS PIZZA DAY, THE BEST DAY OF THE WEEK!
annabolena 30th-Apr-2010 04:17 pm (UTC)
i really wish they weren't making this, but i'll go see the midnight showing anyway.
flumes 30th-Apr-2010 04:21 pm (UTC)
Omg qt icon
annabolena 30th-Apr-2010 04:31 pm (UTC)
ty! i think it looks dapper
metropolitician 30th-Apr-2010 04:53 pm (UTC)
haha, same.
cecilia_weasley 30th-Apr-2010 10:05 pm (UTC)
mte
degele 30th-Apr-2010 04:17 pm (UTC)
that is horrendous.
dreamofcoffee 30th-Apr-2010 04:17 pm (UTC)
Kim Cattrall is not featured on that poster. I don't know who that blonde is.
clo_sama 30th-Apr-2010 05:00 pm (UTC)
ikr !
up_and_away1252 30th-Apr-2010 06:42 pm (UTC)
lol ifkr?? and omg cuuute icon!
cecilia_weasley 30th-Apr-2010 10:05 pm (UTC)
IA
winniecooper 30th-Apr-2010 04:17 pm (UTC)
Wow. Way to make people look nothing like themselves.
lechatnoir_njb 30th-Apr-2010 04:18 pm (UTC)
wow, looks like its a death becomes her part two
starswept 30th-Apr-2010 04:46 pm (UTC)
Haha, yes! Exactly. Also, I love that movie.
pinkpinkmoon 30th-Apr-2010 09:11 pm (UTC)
haha yes!
that movie is coming on tv in just a little bit - I'm all set to watch it!
colossusx 30th-Apr-2010 04:18 pm (UTC)
kim cattrall's face is pulled tighter than a drum.

and they are certainly past being referred to as girls.
pink_elephant89 30th-Apr-2010 04:20 pm (UTC)
lol ikr. these ladies are old
curious_maya 30th-Apr-2010 04:18 pm (UTC)
someone hates SJP in the photoshop department. dayum.
henryevil 30th-Apr-2010 04:19 pm (UTC)
Transvestite donkey witch
glas_smaragaide 30th-Apr-2010 09:49 pm (UTC)
SNORT!

OMG....I'm laughing so hard right now. Fuck...I really need sleep.
grammaire 30th-Apr-2010 04:19 pm (UTC)
Kim looks photoshopped to SHIT. Which is dumb because she is a flawless goddess.

Cynthia looks fine, as does Kristin. Sarah looks like shit, but their photoshopping of her always makes her look bad.
so_patriarchal 30th-Apr-2010 05:06 pm (UTC)
yeah, kim is gorgeous and aging really well - and visibly. this doesn't look like her.
treatyoself 30th-Apr-2010 05:12 pm (UTC)
Kim looks photoshopped to SHIT. Which is dumb because she is a flawless goddess.

IAWTCSFM

ugh.
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