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11:53 am - 04/28/2010

Honey, What is This, What's Going on Here, Who Told You This Was a Good Idea?

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Christina Aguilera sticks out her tongue and gets down on all fours for this new promo shot from her upcoming video, “Not Myself Tonight.”

The 29-year-old singer squeezed into a shiny pair of high-waisted PVC pants and sleeved gloves. Watch the clip below!

FYI: Christina is wearing a sexy black-and-gold leotard from designer duo The Blonds. She liked the piece so much, she ordered four other pieces in different variations!

Today, Aussie singing sensation Kylie Minogue is meeting with The Blonds.

Yesterday, Christina danced in lingerie — at church!

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neversquare 28th-Apr-2010 04:45 pm (UTC)
okay so everyone else thought she was licking a giant black dildo right?
sashaj22 28th-Apr-2010 04:46 pm (UTC)
lol what? Are you talking about that whip?
neversquare 28th-Apr-2010 04:47 pm (UTC)
the first pic!
fraises 28th-Apr-2010 04:46 pm (UTC)
Damn right
tammyinlalaland 28th-Apr-2010 04:51 pm (UTC)
no
kimmy_kun 28th-Apr-2010 04:51 pm (UTC)
Yep. lol
idreaminargyle 28th-Apr-2010 04:53 pm (UTC)
yup
joelies1619 28th-Apr-2010 04:54 pm (UTC)
I TOTALLY DID!!!
lovedforaday 28th-Apr-2010 04:58 pm (UTC)
yes, i did.
burnxwithxme 28th-Apr-2010 04:59 pm (UTC)
yes!! lol
civilsavage 28th-Apr-2010 05:01 pm (UTC)
ngl, i did
abouttoexpire 28th-Apr-2010 05:03 pm (UTC)
lol yes
s0ftlyraining 28th-Apr-2010 05:03 pm (UTC)
for about a split second yes.
squalor 28th-Apr-2010 05:18 pm (UTC)
lmao yup
rissaroo 28th-Apr-2010 05:18 pm (UTC)
lol yes.
joelies1619 28th-Apr-2010 05:21 pm (UTC)
i totally did! I was like whoa WHAT!
syphilisparade 28th-Apr-2010 05:25 pm (UTC)
tbh i didn't see it til you pointed it out and which pic!
deceitful 28th-Apr-2010 05:40 pm (UTC)
sure did
imonster 28th-Apr-2010 06:16 pm (UTC)
THAT IS THE FIRST THING I SAW. IT'S WHAT THEY WANTED US TO SEE.
black_swan87 28th-Apr-2010 06:19 pm (UTC)
yes
super_bik 28th-Apr-2010 06:21 pm (UTC)
I definitely did.
milkradio 28th-Apr-2010 06:31 pm (UTC)
I know I did.
marionron 28th-Apr-2010 06:36 pm (UTC)
yes lol I thought her arm was a dildo in that preview pic xD
songs4polarbear 28th-Apr-2010 06:46 pm (UTC)
YES omg
nene718 28th-Apr-2010 08:12 pm (UTC)
lol I did
mattchew03 28th-Apr-2010 08:46 pm (UTC)
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING.
fivebelievers 28th-Apr-2010 10:26 pm (UTC)
yup
_keng_ 28th-Apr-2010 10:44 pm (UTC)
LOL I totally did, negl
tacofordinner She might as well lick a giant black dildo.29th-Apr-2010 01:56 am (UTC)
lolz
alaynestone 28th-Apr-2010 04:46 pm (UTC)
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baby 28th-Apr-2010 04:49 pm (UTC)
This works.

The fact her kids will be seeing this when she's old and wrinkly.. Just like Madonna's kids do these days... Gross. Very gross.
joelies1619 28th-Apr-2010 04:56 pm (UTC)
except madonnas not wrinkly
lizrocks 28th-Apr-2010 06:21 pm (UTC)
OMG WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDRENNNNNN
certainswagger 28th-Apr-2010 04:49 pm (UTC)
perfect.
andriij 28th-Apr-2010 05:23 pm (UTC)
a+
baby_bytes 28th-Apr-2010 07:30 pm (UTC)
lmaooooooo
fame 28th-Apr-2010 10:19 pm (UTC)
rightclick > save
pill 28th-Apr-2010 04:46 pm (UTC)
oh honey, what's all this
brandon198403 28th-Apr-2010 04:54 pm (UTC)
desperation?
flyingpigs_live 28th-Apr-2010 04:59 pm (UTC)
ia
lovewalk OUTTA MY FACE28th-Apr-2010 07:03 pm (UTC)
I LOVE YOUR ICON.
stilettoxmafia 28th-Apr-2010 11:35 pm (UTC)
Her attempted to be like Madonna circa Justify My Love.
meesters 28th-Apr-2010 04:46 pm (UTC)
Now this is just sad. She's trying way too hard.
iaminparis 28th-Apr-2010 06:04 pm (UTC)
MTE.
feel_iiinfinite 28th-Apr-2010 06:38 pm (UTC)
exactly what i was going to say.
jezemel 28th-Apr-2010 04:47 pm (UTC)
Madonna did this fifty years ago in Express Yourself.

The licking out of a bowl thing.

Edited at 2010-04-28 04:47 pm (UTC)
sluga 28th-Apr-2010 04:50 pm (UTC)
i was thinking the same thing.
bitches are not original at all.
p_o_l_a_r_o_i_d 28th-Apr-2010 05:01 pm (UTC)
yep
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lovehatesorrow 28th-Apr-2010 05:20 pm (UTC)
And your point is??????
jezemel 28th-Apr-2010 05:34 pm (UTC)
I believe I made it.
la_guillotine 28th-Apr-2010 05:21 pm (UTC)
and the other SM/fetish stuff during the Bedtime Stories/Sex/Erotica era
i_luv_popsicls 28th-Apr-2010 05:28 pm (UTC)
And the black-leather whip thing in "Human Nature."
crazyfruitlady 28th-Apr-2010 06:02 pm (UTC)
Who's accusing Madonna of "copying" S&M and fetishists?

Ah, right. Should be the same people who are accusing Christina of copying Madonna.
kimberwyn 28th-Apr-2010 06:09 pm (UTC)
And everything else came straight outta Human Nature.
imonster 28th-Apr-2010 06:17 pm (UTC)
MY NAME IS DITA

I'LL BE YOUR MISTRESS TONIGHT
dragonflysb 28th-Apr-2010 06:20 pm (UTC)
That was my first thought, and she did it better.
ehhhhnotreally 28th-Apr-2010 06:57 pm (UTC)
not to mention the black leather/whip thing in Human Nature
shanny_w 28th-Apr-2010 09:10 pm (UTC)
Express yo self dont repress yo self
coffeenmorphine 28th-Apr-2010 09:31 pm (UTC)
agreed! I came here to say this
ragdoll246 28th-Apr-2010 09:41 pm (UTC)
i was thinking the same thing!!
principino 28th-Apr-2010 04:47 pm (UTC)
If she weren't a mother I'd probably wish ill on her. Like, losing her voice or other bodily harm. Xtincta--if only.
kennard 28th-Apr-2010 04:47 pm (UTC)
Just like that Parmalat ad with Catwoman, I see.
dizzyglitters 28th-Apr-2010 04:47 pm (UTC)
what is this? i don't even.
traci I usually like Christina, but...28th-Apr-2010 04:49 pm (UTC)
Wait up, Mike, I'm comin' with you.
treradical Re: I usually like Christina, but...28th-Apr-2010 05:23 pm (UTC)
idk why but i lol'd
tacofordinner Re: I usually like Christina, but...29th-Apr-2010 01:59 am (UTC)
I'm coming... wait... I just need some more popcorn.
riookierin Re: I usually like Christina, but...29th-Apr-2010 02:43 pm (UTC)
*sigh*
that's what she said~

excuse me, going back to 9th grade.
megisthesex 28th-Apr-2010 04:57 pm (UTC)
lol omg perfect
kawaiisis86 28th-Apr-2010 06:28 pm (UTC)
LMAO perfect use of gif.
dancedallnight 28th-Apr-2010 07:06 pm (UTC)
omg right click save
baby_bytes 28th-Apr-2010 07:31 pm (UTC)
lmao i agree
shanny_w 28th-Apr-2010 09:20 pm (UTC)
i see you brando spawn
riookierin 29th-Apr-2010 02:42 pm (UTC)
omg i've been wanting this in a gif for so long xDD
SO USEFUL, thank you bb.
neversquare 28th-Apr-2010 04:47 pm (UTC)
i'm so embarassed
fuckfrosti 28th-Apr-2010 04:47 pm (UTC)
No.
morgan90 28th-Apr-2010 04:47 pm (UTC)
I never thought Gaga would make her videos so trashy.
animefanaticren 28th-Apr-2010 04:51 pm (UTC)
Guuuuuuuurl. Gurl. Ooh Gurl. Gurl.
munkeycheeze 28th-Apr-2010 06:53 pm (UTC)
this comment + that icon = perfection
fatesarchitect 28th-Apr-2010 05:07 pm (UTC)
You in Danger Girl.gif

iamashamed 28th-Apr-2010 05:18 pm (UTC)
:O
superhetoric 28th-Apr-2010 04:48 pm (UTC)
wooooow she is really desperate isn't she
tammyinlalaland 28th-Apr-2010 04:51 pm (UTC)
it is traditional Christina...wtf have you been for the last decade?
animefanaticren 28th-Apr-2010 04:53 pm (UTC)
Oh, she does this shit all the time...

Mmhmm.
zacefronfiction 28th-Apr-2010 04:48 pm (UTC)
Trying to hard
zacefronfiction 28th-Apr-2010 04:50 pm (UTC)
*too
headswillroll88 28th-Apr-2010 04:48 pm (UTC)
Everyone is trying so hard. I wish they would stop focusing on their image and start making good music.
1cupofrpattz 28th-Apr-2010 05:41 pm (UTC)
thank you!

that's why I rarely listen to any of these people, unless I'm working out or at a club or something. but other than that, they mean nothing to me. they just do so much harm to women and the way they are supposed to be viewed and I've always hated the whole dehumanizing of women in videos, like Shakira sitting in a cage on her four legs. wtf?
headswillroll88 28th-Apr-2010 07:12 pm (UTC)
I know, everything is done to shock and distract you from the fact that the music is shitty.
pottergirl26 28th-Apr-2010 07:25 pm (UTC)
ITA
evilfuckinbitch 28th-Apr-2010 07:55 pm (UTC)
all I could think after reading that was "Shakira has four legs? what is this?"

I need some coffee
ayla1985 28th-Apr-2010 09:06 pm (UTC)
ita
nicole_bitchie 28th-Apr-2010 06:02 pm (UTC)
FUCKING THIS!!!
me_and_jimmy 28th-Apr-2010 06:24 pm (UTC)
so much this!
alouds 28th-Apr-2010 07:16 pm (UTC)
lol get the fuck over it

it's about time pop music became interesting and visually stimulating again
ayla1985 28th-Apr-2010 09:06 pm (UTC)
this
roxi9 28th-Apr-2010 04:48 pm (UTC)
That first picture...it's so pathetic.
baby_bytes 28th-Apr-2010 07:33 pm (UTC)
i'm loving your blinking señor bale icons
roxi9 28th-Apr-2010 08:19 pm (UTC)
<3
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