Ryan Phillippe Says He Can Rap Y'all

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Ryan Phillippe goes shirtless while holding onto a rope for the May 2010 issue of Women’s Health. Here are some select quotes from the 35-year-old actor:

On how a woman impress a man in 30 seconds: “Do something-anything- to make me laugh. If a woman is funny, that will leave an impression and stay on my brain. I like dark, intellectual wit. But no jokes about bodily functions. That’s not a turn-on for me.”

On qualities needed for a long-term relationship: “Unconditional love and patience. A lot of times, people are in a relationship with someone they’d love to grow old with, but things become tumultuous, and there’s so much that can divide you. That’s the challenge. I got married [to Reese Witherspoon] when I was 23; I’m 35 now [and divorced]. A lot of change can take place in that time. And actors are slightly handicapped by their lifestyle: Couples spend time apart and with other people, and we deal with public scrutiny. It’s hard.”

On how he’d revive a bad date: “If you’re not laughing and mentally stimulating the other person, there’s nowhere to go. You can resuscitate it by drinking. I always have the perfect excuse: ‘I have to put the kids to bed.’”

On his secret talent: “I rap really well. I can sound like Lil Wayne or Ludacris. I’m dead serious…I can spit!”

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