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11:13 pm - 04/27/2010

Ryan Phillippe Says He Can Rap Y'all

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Ryan Phillippe goes shirtless while holding onto a rope for the May 2010 issue of Women’s Health. Here are some select quotes from the 35-year-old actor:

On how a woman impress a man in 30 seconds: “Do something-anything- to make me laugh. If a woman is funny, that will leave an impression and stay on my brain. I like dark, intellectual wit. But no jokes about bodily functions. That’s not a turn-on for me.”

On qualities needed for a long-term relationship: “Unconditional love and patience. A lot of times, people are in a relationship with someone they’d love to grow old with, but things become tumultuous, and there’s so much that can divide you. That’s the challenge. I got married [to Reese Witherspoon] when I was 23; I’m 35 now [and divorced]. A lot of change can take place in that time. And actors are slightly handicapped by their lifestyle: Couples spend time apart and with other people, and we deal with public scrutiny. It’s hard.”

On how he’d revive a bad date: “If you’re not laughing and mentally stimulating the other person, there’s nowhere to go. You can resuscitate it by drinking. I always have the perfect excuse: ‘I have to put the kids to bed.’”

On his secret talent: “I rap really well. I can sound like Lil Wayne or Ludacris. I’m dead serious…I can spit!”

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taystwin_14 28th-Apr-2010 03:19 am (UTC)
omg he is delicious.
dukefame 28th-Apr-2010 03:19 am (UTC)
i'll fart in his mouth
b_mckinley 28th-Apr-2010 03:20 am (UTC)
Lol ew
emcash 28th-Apr-2010 03:20 am (UTC)
omg why is this making me laugh so hard
baboona 28th-Apr-2010 03:43 am (UTC)
ikr omg
yosaraelizabeth 28th-Apr-2010 05:11 am (UTC)
Fucking seriously. I am dying right now!
russellla 28th-Apr-2010 03:21 am (UTC)
Icon love!
kaitlyn_lehman 28th-Apr-2010 03:22 am (UTC)
rofl irl
jsrocks 28th-Apr-2010 03:32 am (UTC)
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secretly 28th-Apr-2010 04:04 am (UTC)
nasty bitch
smileinaugust 28th-Apr-2010 04:10 am (UTC)
he would not enjoy this joke
lovelylaura23 28th-Apr-2010 08:08 am (UTC)
I'll piss on his face.


I hope to God you ment this as a Scary Movie reference. XD
theb0ynextd00r 28th-Apr-2010 11:29 am (UTC)
i would let him fart in mine. legit.
viva_espanyol 28th-Apr-2010 11:56 am (UTC)
lol wtf?
catinwig 28th-Apr-2010 03:19 am (UTC)
Break me off a piece of that.
daisyham 28th-Apr-2010 03:20 am (UTC)
wow i love your icon more than words can even express
catinwig 28th-Apr-2010 03:23 am (UTC)
I'm glad. Instilling nostalgia and a love of furry teens is my goal in life.
agent57 28th-Apr-2010 03:23 am (UTC)
...Fancy Feast?
daisyham 28th-Apr-2010 03:20 am (UTC)
he's so boring
bizarrre 28th-Apr-2010 04:01 am (UTC)
right? i get really awkward when my guy friends joke about it
aprilfunk 28th-Apr-2010 04:12 am (UTC)
Really? I say "poop" a lot. Like, "Aw, poop, I wish my English teacher wouldn't cancel class so much so we could actually get work done for once."
foreverxromance 28th-Apr-2010 03:20 am (UTC)
hes a douche but i'll ride that dick no problem
rambling_road 28th-Apr-2010 03:20 am (UTC)
Omg that gif
I've never actually seen that movie... I might watch it right now
b_mckinley 28th-Apr-2010 03:22 am (UTC)
That movie is amazing and SMG's character is exactly what Blair Waldorf needs to be
violentirony 28th-Apr-2010 03:29 am (UTC)
IAWTC!
luck_struck 28th-Apr-2010 03:38 am (UTC)
Couldn't agree more.
ryanchai 28th-Apr-2010 06:27 am (UTC)
YES! i never thought of it that way, but you are totally right. GG would be amazing if blair were 1/10th as awesome as kathryn merteuil.
watermeloncholy 28th-Apr-2010 03:32 am (UTC)
Missing ouuut
artvandellay 28th-Apr-2010 03:45 am (UTC)
It's one of those awesomely bad movies. The acting is over the top.
mysticmaestoso 28th-Apr-2010 03:48 am (UTC)
GURLL it's such a guilty pleasure
secretly 28th-Apr-2010 04:05 am (UTC)
it is so great bb
typhlogirl 28th-Apr-2010 04:14 am (UTC)
what movie is it?
lemonsherry 28th-Apr-2010 04:17 am (UTC)
omg how can you not have seen cruel intentions?
theb0ynextd00r 28th-Apr-2010 11:32 am (UTC)
omg bb it's the best.movie.ever.

my vhs copy of the movie broke at this scene bc i used to "watch" it so many times...
duchello 28th-Apr-2010 03:20 am (UTC)
He still surprised me with his Bear Voice during SNL
duchello 28th-Apr-2010 03:21 am (UTC)
also he looks like he's on steroids
devil_details 28th-Apr-2010 03:24 am (UTC)
Those rumors have been around since The Way of the Gun, and that was what, 11 years ago?
roxi9 28th-Apr-2010 03:33 am (UTC)
same, I was like 0_o
strokemethere 28th-Apr-2010 03:20 am (UTC)
He never really did it for me back in the day, but I'm finding myself increasingly attracted to him lately.
milktrees 28th-Apr-2010 03:20 am (UTC)
Woah he looks like my ex in that picture.
fever_pitch_ 28th-Apr-2010 03:24 am (UTC)
lemme get a number
__aplysia 28th-Apr-2010 03:41 am (UTC)
go lakers!!
dancedallnight 28th-Apr-2010 04:04 am (UTC)
A+ icon.
x_ap0488x 28th-Apr-2010 03:29 am (UTC)
you need to make him not your ex, then.
anansi_grrl 28th-Apr-2010 03:30 am (UTC)
Why the hell is he your ex then?
theb0ynextd00r 28th-Apr-2010 11:33 am (UTC)
sex tape, please.
sdnil427 28th-Apr-2010 03:21 am (UTC)
hottest scene from Cruel Intentions imo unf
superboy 28th-Apr-2010 03:21 am (UTC)
OH GOD DAMN

FASHION - PUT IT ALL IN ON MEY
popcornfartv1 28th-Apr-2010 03:22 am (UTC)
lol, i would love to hear him rap.
lloneke 28th-Apr-2010 03:22 am (UTC)
He was pretty good in that juggalo parody, he looked fine even covered in clown makeup
ninaner 28th-Apr-2010 03:23 am (UTC)
In 7th grade I wanted to rent Cruel Intentions for a slumber party I was having. My cousin worked at Blockbuster's but wouldn't rent it for me. We got someone's sibling to do it and then realize why my cousin wouldn't.It then became my favorite movie for years to come haha.
coulditbesatan 28th-Apr-2010 05:45 am (UTC)
coo sto bro
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