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11:51 am - 04/25/2010

Violent J defends "Miracles"



I don’t know what Webster’s definition of the word “miracle” is, but we’ve always thought it meant something fuckin’ amazing and incredible. A fuckin’ special, awesome event of some kind. A great, wonderful thing. A fuckin’ miracle.


The song “Miracles” is classic ICP. Our listeners know we’ve always included one or two deep, meaningful songs on our albums, we’ve just never made a video for one until now. It was a good idea, obviously, ‘cause it’s got people talkin’. The truth is it don’t make us mad to see all the hate “Miracles” gets from the mainstream. We’ve been “The Most Hated Band in The World” for many years. Without all the hate on the outside, it wouldn’t be as warm as it is on the inside with the Juggalo Fam. Instead, all the hate “Miracles” generates makes us sad. Sad for the haters.

I mean, yeah, we get it. It’s funny to people on the outside lookin’ in, seeing two clowns rapping about space and shit, while floatin’ around in an orgy of screen savers. And SNL’s parody was off the hook hilarious. But when you step back and really look at all the genuine hate it got from everyday people, it’s hard to believe that so few got it.

Yes, most of the miracles we mention can easily be explained away by science, that’s why we say the line “fuck scientists.” Their factual findings sometimes explain away the Earth’s cool mysteries. Part of me wishes they were lying. Part of me doesn't want to know how they really make crop circles. My imagination wants to believe it’s aliens or somethin’. If people can’t relate to that, then that’s their loss. I mean, seriously, it must truly suck to have no imagination about these things. Us Juggalos have deep imaginations, and an awesome sense of humor.

As for the infamous line, “fuckin’ magnets… how do they work?” Magnets were like magic to me as a kid. You could move things across the table without actually touching them! I found that shit amazing and I still do. If you don’t like that, have a dick for dinner. As for the sun and the stars. Who looks up into the sky and doesn't wonder sometimes? Come on, man, I fuckin’ straight up feel sorry for anybody that can look at the moon the trees, and the seven seas, and not see fuckin’ miracles. It’s not about religion either. Nature itself is a miracle. Stand toe to toe with the ocean at night and tell me that shit ain’t amazing.

We appreciate all this shit. Especially a yellow ass, long neck giraffe. What’s a shame is how people walk around blind to it all. They lost their spirit about everything. If you can’t even see the miracle in animals, then you must have never truly loved a pet. That has to suck for you. Maybe you mother fuckers should relax that wound up, extra tense bitch ass of yours for a minute and go smoke a joint or somethin’.


Be an individual, step out and away from the flow of the crowd. Take a time out, open up ya mind and then peep the giraffe. Try to appreciate some of these miracles, bitch.

What’s a miracle is the fact that some people haven’t recognized by now that Insane Clown Posse will never die. ICP will go down in history as an independent music miracle. Get used to these ugly faces. MMFCLJ.

Violent J
The Happy Clown Serial Killer


P.S. -
We feel like these haters are the big dumb, popular jocks ganging up on the little class clown scrub. When they have no idea the scrub is really a highly skilled, deadly, ninja assassin capable of cleaning their fuckin’ clocks.

Source

Juggalo party posts = fucking miracles. You guys know what to do.

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goes_kaboom 25th-Apr-2010 07:47 pm (UTC)
Us Juggalos have deep imaginations, and an awesome sense of humor.

No bitch it's whatever made you that has the sense of humor.
hardcoresince3 25th-Apr-2010 07:55 pm (UTC)
wow rude.
roxi9 25th-Apr-2010 07:59 pm (UTC)
Wow...
rara8777 25th-Apr-2010 07:47 pm (UTC)
This is amazing.
wifeybuddy 25th-Apr-2010 07:48 pm (UTC)
these dudes are so crazy
yooperchild 25th-Apr-2010 07:48 pm (UTC)
Have a dick for dinner isn't as fun to me as eat a big hot bowl of dicks or whatever Ice T said...
ididthatonce 25th-Apr-2010 07:53 pm (UTC)
I personally prefer, "It smells like a bag o' dicks in here."
thewalkingman 25th-Apr-2010 09:58 pm (UTC)
I prefer "It smells like Bigfoot's dick".
runtothesun 25th-Apr-2010 07:58 pm (UTC)
It certainly seems more difficult. Probably like corn on the cob.
so_pseudogoth 25th-Apr-2010 09:32 pm (UTC)
Or Gabriel on 'Supernatural' calling Lucifer a big bag of dicks.
corroded_tears 26th-Apr-2010 04:13 am (UTC)
pepto_chewables 26th-Apr-2010 01:09 pm (UTC)
My 5 year old nephew called another kid a "big pile of dorks."

He's pretty awesome.
deadlyidol 25th-Apr-2010 07:48 pm (UTC)

deadlyidol 25th-Apr-2010 07:49 pm (UTC)
Oops, wrong icon. Fixed.
iamashamed 25th-Apr-2010 08:04 pm (UTC)
lmfao
roxi9 25th-Apr-2010 08:35 pm (UTC)
beautiful!
bluetooth16 25th-Apr-2010 07:49 pm (UTC)
Photobucket
chrislola 25th-Apr-2010 10:46 pm (UTC)
LOL omg i'm dying.
bombfrostings 25th-Apr-2010 07:49 pm (UTC)
I love a man who defends his art.
sucerdancer juggalo furries25th-Apr-2010 07:50 pm (UTC)
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bluetooth16 Re: juggalo furries25th-Apr-2010 07:52 pm (UTC)
laughing_wild Re: juggalo furries26th-Apr-2010 01:02 am (UTC)
Dude, right click + save!
lestat Re: juggalo furries25th-Apr-2010 08:05 pm (UTC)
TWO THINGS I HATE
iamashamed Re: juggalo furries25th-Apr-2010 08:05 pm (UTC)
LOL
mistress_f Re: juggalo furries25th-Apr-2010 08:28 pm (UTC)
JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL
setfornine 25th-Apr-2010 07:50 pm (UTC)
fucking fuck fuck fuckety fuck
sweetyb 25th-Apr-2010 07:50 pm (UTC)
So he feels bad for people who AREN'T ignorant? That's a very interesting sentiment...
flowerssleeping 25th-Apr-2010 07:51 pm (UTC)
a juggalo cut me off yesterday. FUCKING CARS HOW DO THEY WORK
audrey_za 25th-Apr-2010 07:52 pm (UTC)
LOL
bombfrostings 25th-Apr-2010 07:56 pm (UTC)
the car was a hoopty right? I have yet to see a juggalo driving an even remotely decent car.
flowerssleeping 25th-Apr-2010 07:58 pm (UTC)
oh it definitely was a piece of shit and the back was covered in ICP stickers.
aviolentwhisper 25th-Apr-2010 07:59 pm (UTC)
i love the word hoopty
snuffydoop 25th-Apr-2010 08:05 pm (UTC)
lol forever.
lizrocks 25th-Apr-2010 08:09 pm (UTC)
OMG I loled.
iamashamed 25th-Apr-2010 08:13 pm (UTC)
lol
i_luv_popsicls 25th-Apr-2010 08:14 pm (UTC)
OMG, I hope you rolled your window down and yelled that at the driver.
idfightghandi 25th-Apr-2010 09:39 pm (UTC)
HILARIOUS
citri 26th-Apr-2010 12:50 am (UTC)
LOL
__orangeglo 25th-Apr-2010 07:51 pm (UTC)
OH GOD I AM AFRAID. I'VE NEVER BEEN HERE FOR A JUGGALO POST. SOMEBODY HOLD ME.
__orangeglo 25th-Apr-2010 07:52 pm (UTC)
YOU REALLY GOT A HOLD ON ME
pink_dog 26th-Apr-2010 02:42 am (UTC)
Aw, you have a Sean Preston icon!!
cxco 25th-Apr-2010 08:26 pm (UTC)
it's a fucking miracle
trailergirl Ninja down......25th-Apr-2010 07:51 pm (UTC)
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flowerssleeping Re: Ninja down......25th-Apr-2010 07:52 pm (UTC)
im still surprised they didnt spray the casket down with faygo while it was being lowered into the ground
seasons_of_mist Re: Ninja down......25th-Apr-2010 07:56 pm (UTC)
LOLOLOL SO WRONG
trailergirl Re: Ninja down......25th-Apr-2010 07:57 pm (UTC)
I wonder what flavor would have been used? Rock n' Rye just seems inappropriate. Maybe the Blue Raspberry flavor?
__orangeglo Re: Ninja down......25th-Apr-2010 07:53 pm (UTC)
omg why does a picture exist of this? i'm assuming this is a child's funeral?
ch33rylips Re: Ninja down......25th-Apr-2010 07:53 pm (UTC)
I hate this pix, its like everyone forgets there was a dead kid in there.
iamashamed Re: Ninja down......25th-Apr-2010 08:30 pm (UTC)
D:
arizonagal Re: Ninja down......25th-Apr-2010 09:17 pm (UTC)
igloo :(
koto_heartilly Re: Ninja down......26th-Apr-2010 01:54 am (UTC)
This made me almost cry.
I've been around miscarriage and still-borns, and have been through this, as well.
Like. For real? Why would you disrespect your daughter's funeral with this shit?
elcynic619 Re: Ninja down......26th-Apr-2010 04:46 am (UTC)
What the fuck???
xballet 25th-Apr-2010 07:51 pm (UTC)
Magnets were like magic to me as a kid. You could move things across the table without actually touching them! I found that shit amazing and I still do. If you don’t like that, have a dick for dinner.
astralwish 25th-Apr-2010 07:53 pm (UTC)
wise words
wise words.
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