these stupid fucking eggplant thingies that look like whack faces. I'M TELLING YOU, they are the bane of my life. i just got back from rome and every pretty place has been destroyed by these fuckers trying to get you to buy them by shoving them under your nose and squeezing them into ridiculous shapes. and it's like, OH, SO TEMPTING, I PINE. i cannot believe rdj is endorsing their uselessness
Pretty much my experience in Paris, except it was a goddamn gorilla whose DICK pops out when it's squeezed. I was 14 years old, and these men kept squeezing them in my face, going like 'jiggy jiggy' or some shit when they did. I was traumatized.
They're balloons filled with flour or something that you can mold into different facial expressions.
My friends and I bought some to make the man following us go away (we got 10 of them for 3 euros--originally the guy wanted 2 euros for 1 but he failed at math).
One of those bastards popped in my luggage on the way home from Rome. :(
brb weeping
He'll be more handsome later methinks
jw
and you know i ain't talking about the small bearded one.
brb hugging my bbs :)
i cannot believe rdj is endorsing their uselessness
My friends and I bought some to make the man following us go away (we got 10 of them for 3 euros--originally the guy wanted 2 euros for 1 but he failed at math).
One of those bastards popped in my luggage on the way home from Rome. :(
AND OMG RDJ IS SO GORGEOUSSS