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2:05 pm - 04/10/2010
Chris Pine heads to Voyeur nightclub (YES, THAT IS THE ONE WITH THE FAUX LESBIAN BONDAGE STRIPPERS. WHICH MIGHT EXPLAIN WHY HE'S SO STOKED ON LIFE IN THESE PICTURES) in West Hollywood on Thursday (April 8) for a fun night out with friends.
The 29-year-old Star Trek stud (LOL, ~STUD~. I MEAN THEY'RE RIGHT BUT...LOL ~STUD~) made a quick phone call after leaving the club and was friendly with photographers outside. (WHY ARE YOU NOT BEING FRIENDLY TO MY VAGINA RIGHT NOW, CHRIS PINE?!)
Over the weekend, Chris and aSIDELINE HO pal were spotted out in their Easter best - and matching newsboy caps - as they attended Easter services at a church in Los Angeles.
DO YOU HEAR THAT? THAT IS THE SOUND OF A MILLION VAGINAS SIMULTANEOUSLY SIGHING AT THE SIGHT OF THIS MAN. (CAN VAGINAS SIGH, YOU ASK? NO, NOT USUALLY. BUT FOR CHRIS PINE? ANYTHING. THAT'S RIGHT, HE IS THE SELENA OF VAGINAS.)
AS YOU CAN SEE, THIS IS OBVIOUSLY WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THE POOR WOMAN IN THE BACK. HOW SHE IS CONTROLLING HERSELF RIGHT NOW, I DO NOT KNOW. BLESS YOU, TERRIFIED LOOKING WOMAN, YOU ARE CLEARLY A SAINT.
I MEAN SWEET FUCKING CHRIST, KITTENS. IT'S ENOUGH TO MAKE YOU BELIEVE IN THE FUCKING RESURRECTION.
DEAR CHRIS PINE,
WHENEVER MY GRANDMA WAS REALLY HUNGRY SHE USED TO SAY SHE'D SELL HER VIRTUE FOR A MEATBALL. I DON'T THINK I TECHNICALLY HAVE ANY VIRTUE LEFT, BUT I WOULD GIVE IT TO YOU FOR WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY LESS THAN THAT. LIKE, YOU CAN JUST HAVE IT. TWICE A DAY. THREE TIMES. I DON'T EVEN CARE. I WILL DO SERIOUS HO SHIT, AND EVEN THOUGH YOU MAY NEED TO GET THE JAWS OF LIFE TO GET ME OFF YOU, IT WILL BE AWESOME. PLEASE CONSIDER THIS WANTON & UNCHASTE OFFER. THANK YOU.
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gingerslam2
DEDICATED TOhollybud FOR BEING ALL, "HEY LOOK AT THESE PICTURES" AND GENERALLY BEING A BOSS
SOURCE IS NIBBLING ON THE WIRES. PLEASE TRY AGAIN IN A FEW MINUTES.
Q: WHAT SEX WOULD LOOK LIKE IF IT WERE A PERSON? ANSWER: CHRIS PINE IN THESE PICTURES
Chris Pine heads to Voyeur nightclub (YES, THAT IS THE ONE WITH THE FAUX LESBIAN BONDAGE STRIPPERS. WHICH MIGHT EXPLAIN WHY HE'S SO STOKED ON LIFE IN THESE PICTURES) in West Hollywood on Thursday (April 8) for a fun night out with friends.
The 29-year-old Star Trek stud (LOL, ~STUD~. I MEAN THEY'RE RIGHT BUT...LOL ~STUD~) made a quick phone call after leaving the club and was friendly with photographers outside. (WHY ARE YOU NOT BEING FRIENDLY TO MY VAGINA RIGHT NOW, CHRIS PINE?!)
Over the weekend, Chris and a
DO YOU HEAR THAT? THAT IS THE SOUND OF A MILLION VAGINAS SIMULTANEOUSLY SIGHING AT THE SIGHT OF THIS MAN. (CAN VAGINAS SIGH, YOU ASK? NO, NOT USUALLY. BUT FOR CHRIS PINE? ANYTHING. THAT'S RIGHT, HE IS THE SELENA OF VAGINAS.)
AS YOU CAN SEE, THIS IS OBVIOUSLY WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THE POOR WOMAN IN THE BACK. HOW SHE IS CONTROLLING HERSELF RIGHT NOW, I DO NOT KNOW. BLESS YOU, TERRIFIED LOOKING WOMAN, YOU ARE CLEARLY A SAINT.
I MEAN SWEET FUCKING CHRIST, KITTENS. IT'S ENOUGH TO MAKE YOU BELIEVE IN THE FUCKING RESURRECTION.
DEAR CHRIS PINE,
WHENEVER MY GRANDMA WAS REALLY HUNGRY SHE USED TO SAY SHE'D SELL HER VIRTUE FOR A MEATBALL. I DON'T THINK I TECHNICALLY HAVE ANY VIRTUE LEFT, BUT I WOULD GIVE IT TO YOU FOR WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY LESS THAN THAT. LIKE, YOU CAN JUST HAVE IT. TWICE A DAY. THREE TIMES. I DON'T EVEN CARE. I WILL DO SERIOUS HO SHIT, AND EVEN THOUGH YOU MAY NEED TO GET THE JAWS OF LIFE TO GET ME OFF YOU, IT WILL BE AWESOME. PLEASE CONSIDER THIS WANTON & UNCHASTE OFFER. THANK YOU.
LOVE,
gingerslam2DEDICATED TO
hollybud FOR BEING ALL, "HEY LOOK AT THESE PICTURES" AND GENERALLY BEING A BOSS SOURCE IS NIBBLING ON THE WIRES. PLEASE TRY AGAIN IN A FEW MINUTES.
lmao
Also, yes, he is lovely.
SEX HAS MUCH BETTER TASTE IN HEADGEAR
IT'S PART OF THE CHARM
He was in the Jack & Bobby episode where Jack's friend comes out to him and then kills himself.