OH! I KNOW YOU DON'T WANT ME TO SPLIT YO DOME!

YOU GUYS.  EITHER LAQUEENTO DID NOT APPRECIATE MY APRIL FOOL'S JOKE, OR THIS "BREAKING UPWARDS" THING HE'S AT THE PREMIER OF WAS REALLY TERRIBLE BECAUSE...



...HOMESLICE IS FUCKING PISSED.







FOR REAL, HE IS GOING TO FIGHT SOMEBODY. AND THAT LOOK, THAT'S ALL THE WARNING THEY'RE GONNA GET. AIN'T GONNA BE NO, "BITCH DON'T MAKE ME TAKE OFF THESE EARRINGS," OR, "SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN!" NO NO NO NO. IT'S JUST GONNA BE LAQUEENTO OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE! AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN THEIR FACE IS BLEEDING. LOOK AT THIS PROGRESSION:



EXHIBIT A: IN WHICH HE ONLY KIND OF WANTS TO PUNCH SOMEBODY (AND NGL, IT'S KIND OF HOT IN THAT ~SYLAR ON HEROES~ WAY...IF HE IS IN FACT STILL HOT, I QUIT THAT BITCH 2 SEASONS AGO)



EXHIBIT B: IN WHICH HE HAS DECIDED THAT HE IS DEFINITELY GOING TO PUNCH SOMEBODY, AND WHEN HE DOES, HE'S TOTALLY GONNA FIGHT DIRTY BECAUSE IT WON'T BE A FIGHT ABOUT HONOR, IT'LL BE ABOUT ABOUT DESTROYING A MOTHERFUCKER PURE & SIMPLE. (AND AGAIN, KIND OF HOT.)




EXHIBIT C: IN WHICH HE HAS DECIDED TO GO WITH THE STRAIGHT JAB TO THE THROAT TO START WITH, AND MAYBE YELL "YOU WANNA GO?! HERE'S MY FIST WHERE'S THE FIGHT, BITCH!" OR SOMETHING ELSE THAT SOUNDS REALLY COOL IN HIS HEAD BUT PROBABLY NOT AS COOL IN REAL LIFE RIGHT BEFOREHAND. (STILL, KIND OF HOT)



EXHIBIT D: IN WHICH HE REALIZES THAT HE IS A REASONABLY FAMOUS ACTOR AND THERE IS THIS LITTLE THING CALLED ~ASSAULT CHARGES~ AND THE TWO DO NOT GO WELL TOGETHER (NOT AS HOT BUT IT'S OK)




AND FINALLY EXHIBIT E: IN WHICH HE DECIDES THAT YOU KNOW WHAT, NEVERMIND, THIS SHIT IS NOT WORTH CATCHING A CASE OVER, AND GOES HOME TO GOOGLE SHIRTLESS PICTURES OF BB FINE WATCH SOME UFC FIGHTING (...AAAAAAND BACK TO NORMAL LAQUEENTO LEVELS OF 'YEAH HE'S PRETTY HOT BUT I'D RATHER JUST GET DRUNK AND DANCE WITH HIM')

ETA: WELL DAMN AIN'T YALL SO SWEET YOU MAKE SUGAR TASTE JUST LIKE SALT. THANK YOU FOR THE LOVE, KITTENS, I'M GLAD YOU LIKE MY POSTS! (EVEN IF SOME OF YOU ARE SNIFFING FREON OR SOMETHING)

THIS POST IS DEDICATED TO elisabet85 SO SHE WILL FORGIVE ME FOR LURING HER INTO MY LAST CHRIS PINE POST WITH FALSE PROMISES OF THIS BITCH LAQUEENTO. I AM PRETTY MUCH ONLY DOING THIS FOR HER LOVE.

SOURCE 1 JUST CAME TO PARTY, YOUR GIRL WAS LOOKING AT SOURCE 2
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