THE EMOTIONS ARE RUNNING WILD

CRYING AND SHAKING DOES NOT EVEN BEGIN TO COVER IT






LOL J/K IT I'S JUST A WALKING POST. I KNOW. I KNOW. I'M SORRY. CAN WE STILL BE FRIENDS? NO? HMM....






....OH, WHAT? IS THAT ONE CHRISTOPER PRINCESS WHITELAW PINE'S ~~L.A. FACE WITH AN OAKLAND BOOTY~~STARING BACK AT YOU? YEAAHHH, I THOUGHT YOU'D LIKE THAT. LET THAT SINK IN. LET IT GO DOWN LIKE A NICE DRINK OF YOUR FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE AND SOOTHE THOSE NERVES. YEAH. NOT MAD NOW ARE YOU? GODDAMN RIGHT YOU'RE NOT, BECAUSE THAT ASS IS LIKE A FINE WINE THAT YOU CAN TAKE A BITE OF. SO MAYBE IT'S LIKE, A REALLY NICE WINE GRAPE, ACTUALLY.....OK, YOU KNOW WHAT, LET'S JUST ENJOY IT. AWWW YEAH.




AND Y'KNOW, WITH ALL THE ~NEGATIVITY~ AROUND LATELY, I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY TO ALL THE LADIES WHO MIGHT'VE HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO TAP THAT...OLIVA MUNN...THAT CHICK WHO WAS ON HOUSE THAT HAS A DUDE'S NAME THAT I CAN'T REMEMBER RIGHT NOW AND AM NOT GONNA IMDB...LAQUEENTO..YEAH, EVEN CEILING EYES....GOOD. JOB. BITCHES. I HOPE YOU TREATED IT RIGHT.

BUT ENOUGH OF THAT, WHAT'S HAPPENING AROUND THE FRONT?



BOOBS!!! BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS. BOOBS. BOOBS? BOOBS.





WE SHOULD SEND A GIFT BASKET TO HIS PARENTS FOR MAKING THAT ASS POSSIBLE BECAUSE:



I LOVE YOU ALL & LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR INTELLIGENT AND CHASTE DISCUSSIONS OF HIS ACTING METHODOLOGY IN THE COMMENTS

ETA: I FORGOT TO THANK BB baglady25 FOR SHOWING ME THE PICTURES! I AM SO RUDE...<3 <3






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