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3:56 pm - 03/31/2010

'The Human Centipede: First Sequence' One Sheet and Sketches



"Two pretty American girls are on a road trip through Europe. In Germany they end up alone at night with a broken car in the woods. They search for help and find an isolated villa. The next day they awake to find themselves trapped in his terrifying makeshift basement hospital along with a Japanese man. An older German man identifies himself as a retired surgeon specialized in separating Siamese twins. However his three "patients" are not about to be separated, but joined together in a horrific operation. He plans to be the first person to connect people via their gastric system, in doing so bringing to life his sick lifetime fantasy "the human centipede"."











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henryevil 31st-Mar-2010 08:22 pm (UTC)
What is...
spacewalkers 31st-Mar-2010 08:54 pm (UTC)
IF YOU WATCH THE ADVERT TO THIS WHEN YOU ARE TAKING OPIATES YOU DREAM ABOUT CENTIPEDES FOR A WEEK
vamparacely 31st-Mar-2010 08:22 pm (UTC)
Ok.......
shadyoutkast 31st-Mar-2010 08:22 pm (UTC)
i'm a horror movie fan but i'm not watching this shit.
aprettywastex3 31st-Mar-2010 08:24 pm (UTC)
DON'T WORRY THIS DOESN'T EVEN QUALIFY AS HORROR.
THIS IS PLAIN DISGUSTING.
shadyoutkast 31st-Mar-2010 08:26 pm (UTC)
just thinking about it makes me want to cry and throw up.
acidillusion 31st-Mar-2010 09:56 pm (UTC)
GUUUUUURL
oceanhue 31st-Mar-2010 08:27 pm (UTC)
mte
forgethissmile 31st-Mar-2010 09:54 pm (UTC)
Same.

It's like someone from /b/ watched all the Hostel and Saw movies while on opiates and went, "THAT'S not depraved! LET ME SHOW YOU depraved!!"
usnbfs 31st-Mar-2010 10:30 pm (UTC)
Shit is exactly the right word.
roxi9 31st-Mar-2010 10:36 pm (UTC)
you know you will, because it's amazing
secretlemonade 31st-Mar-2010 08:23 pm (UTC)
Oh god...
aprettywastex3 31st-Mar-2010 08:23 pm (UTC)
SHUT IT DOWN.
NOW.
silken_floss 31st-Mar-2010 09:00 pm (UTC)
IAWTC! D:
witnessthine 31st-Mar-2010 09:48 pm (UTC)
hahahaha
orcasandowls 31st-Mar-2010 10:34 pm (UTC)
SHUT
DOWN
EVERYTHING
roxi9 31st-Mar-2010 10:36 pm (UTC)
NEVAH
marielaltb01 31st-Mar-2010 08:24 pm (UTC)
O_O
surrounds 31st-Mar-2010 08:24 pm (UTC)
emilyisgone 31st-Mar-2010 08:24 pm (UTC)
these are making me laugh so hard right now
lambjunkie 31st-Mar-2010 08:33 pm (UTC)
lol me too
squalor 31st-Mar-2010 08:38 pm (UTC)
lmao me too
zulkey 31st-Mar-2010 08:38 pm (UTC)
how dare you laugh at SCIENCE

flightsabove 31st-Mar-2010 08:51 pm (UTC)
Same
generationxwing 31st-Mar-2010 09:27 pm (UTC)
I know, and I feel so bad for laughing
firstblush 1st-Apr-2010 01:15 am (UTC)
I don't think I've laughed this hard in a while. Something about the drawings is just hysterical to me.
deadonthefloor 31st-Mar-2010 08:24 pm (UTC)
This plot sounds like something a drunk frat boy would make up one night talking to all his buddies
oohasparklie 31st-Mar-2010 10:48 pm (UTC)
I'm pretty sure that's exactly how it went down.
sir 31st-Mar-2010 08:24 pm (UTC)
hehe.. butthole.
incognito323 31st-Mar-2010 11:03 pm (UTC)
lol mte
comaeffigy 31st-Mar-2010 08:24 pm (UTC)
GROSSSSSSSSS

you'd totes get neck and back ache from that
secretlemonade 31st-Mar-2010 08:26 pm (UTC)
Lol! I never even thought of that. Was probably too distracted by the thought of someone's mouth attached to someone else's ass.
aprettywastex3 31st-Mar-2010 08:29 pm (UTC)
yes. also you'll be eating shit, but that's secondary.
sleevesofsatin 31st-Mar-2010 08:25 pm (UTC)
goddammit i knew i was gonna regret opening this.
zdisneygirl1990 31st-Mar-2010 08:25 pm (UTC)
My soul dies a little every time I remember this movie exists.
anne_elli0t 31st-Mar-2010 08:39 pm (UTC)
MTE.
hyearts 31st-Mar-2010 08:57 pm (UTC)
exactly.
forgethissmile 31st-Mar-2010 09:51 pm (UTC)
same
love_dior22 31st-Mar-2010 10:55 pm (UTC)
oh my god that is so true. I feel this sense of horrible-ness just wave over me whenever I think about it ..
gringamzungu 31st-Mar-2010 11:50 pm (UTC)
this
pravadalush 1st-Apr-2010 05:16 am (UTC)
this... srsly, this...


also OT but.... grrrrrrrl, that icon. UNF.
kimnrowdy 1st-Apr-2010 12:25 pm (UTC)
THIS!!
eat_brains 1st-Apr-2010 02:23 am (UTC)
I don't think so either. Wouldn't the second and third "segments" die from malnutrition?
6pennylane 31st-Mar-2010 08:25 pm (UTC)
this is easily the most disturbing and funniest movie i have ever laughed at with my friends.

gosh so many jokes about not wanting to be the middle, vomiting, and how you would tell everyone in the chain that you're offing yourself (morse code, hand gestures)
ztrellitaa 31st-Mar-2010 08:27 pm (UTC)
Laughing about it with friends is the main reason why I want to watch it. IDK, I have a pretty sick friend who will make this movie so funny and actually enjoyable.
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