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[info]cokinetic
11:14 pm - 03/19/2010

Michael Vartan marrying some chick who isn't you



Hawthorne/Alias: It's a good thing Will Tippin (Bradley Cooper) is still on the market, or this news might be a bit more difficult to stomach for die-hard Alias fans still holding out hope they'll meet Vaughn, aka Michael Vartan, in, say, a grocery-store parking lot and live happily ever after or something. Michael's rep confirms the actor is engaged to his girlfriend, Lauren Skaar, whom he met in a Whole Foods parking lot in Los Angeles last year (for reals). Obviously, congrats are in order to the happy couple, but we can't help but wonder how Sydney Bristow (Jennifer Garner) must feel about the whole thing. What's that you say? Alias was solely fiction and now irrelevant? Well, clearly you didn't read Rambaldi's prophecy right!


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BRB, cruising Trader Joe's parking lot.
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[info]bombfrostings 20th-Mar-2010 03:19 am (UTC)
I'm so fucking jealous.
[info]piecemeapart perfect — 20th-Mar-2010 06:22 am (UTC)
the title of this post is perfection. I am green with envy.
[info]stahlight 20th-Mar-2010 03:20 am (UTC)
VAUGHN
[info]dovedale 20th-Mar-2010 03:20 am (UTC)
i want one
[info]justmyowl 20th-Mar-2010 03:20 am (UTC)
lucky fucking bitch
[info]ilouboutin 20th-Mar-2010 03:20 am (UTC)
i saw him at a restaurant once in cali and i kept staring at him. he smiled and nodded at me and my friend.

/uncool story, bro
[info]violentirony 20th-Mar-2010 03:35 am (UTC)
Aww, that makes me like him more.

Other actors would be all "wtf? and grill you".
[info]likegunfire 20th-Mar-2010 03:20 am (UTC)
LAUREN NEVER LOVED YOU
[info]mmmfashnik 20th-Mar-2010 03:26 am (UTC)
I went to school with a girl named Lauren Reed.
[info]lloydsgurl 20th-Mar-2010 03:30 am (UTC)
I appreciated Lauren more once her ~evil~ was revealed, but omg I still get the RAGE SHAKES when I think about her.

I was wayyyy too into Alias.
[info]crazyfirecrotch 20th-Mar-2010 04:22 am (UTC)
i dont know the lauren reed character but i also went to school with a lauren reed as well.
[info]lovefifteen 20th-Mar-2010 05:50 am (UTC)
tbh i like her a lot more now than i did when i first watched alias...when i was like 12 and "sydney/vaughn forever!!!!!"

i only wish they had written her badassery into the show better rather than just making it seem so random and abrupt



[info]explodeychik 20th-Mar-2010 09:32 am (UTC)
Awesome! This only makes me love her more!
[info]pieisgood08 20th-Mar-2010 03:21 am (UTC)
Um. They only thing I've ever seen him in is "Never Been Kissed," but I'm like, stan-level jealous right now. IDKY. SO HOT.
[info]justmyowl 20th-Mar-2010 03:26 am (UTC)
hahahah me too
[info]jeezy 20th-Mar-2010 03:27 am (UTC)
BECAUSE HE DRESSED UP AS SHAKESPEARE RIGHT? OH WAIT I'M GETTING THE MOVIE WRONG. W/E
[info]astronof 20th-Mar-2010 03:33 am (UTC)
that's where i know him from god i couldn't remember ty
[info]agent_cavendish 20th-Mar-2010 06:07 pm (UTC)
OMG "NEVER BEEN KISSED"!! Mr.Coulson rocks my socks! ♥

congrats to the couple and the lucky bitch lady

brb, crying in the corner
[info]rogue 20th-Mar-2010 03:21 am (UTC)
Wasn't he also in To Wong Fu? I remember when I first saw him in that movie, I was probably 6--and I immediately wanted to have his kids.
[info]mycenae 20th-Mar-2010 03:25 am (UTC)
lmao, yes, playing a creepy redneck

still hot, though!
[info]tamartini 20th-Mar-2010 03:53 am (UTC)
god I love that movie and I love drag queens. I found a story I wrote when I was in fifth grade about killer drag queens that was inspired by that movie... Man , I was an interesting kid
[info]spilt_needles 20th-Mar-2010 04:32 am (UTC)
OT but cute icon! :)
[info]lloydsgurl 20th-Mar-2010 03:21 am (UTC)
awwwww

Trader Joe's is the place for cute/adorable guys. I remember once, this hottie at the register with a scruffy beard got all excited about a plant I was buying, and wanted to know if I knew what it was called. :3.
[info]wantons4u 20th-Mar-2010 04:16 am (UTC)
IKR? There is this really hot guy that works there in my area. RAWR!
[info]jessimus_rex 20th-Mar-2010 04:17 am (UTC)
It's werd to see people talk about Trader Joes. I'd never heard of it until I moved where I am now.
/Cool story bro
[info]omgitskatharine 20th-Mar-2010 04:20 am (UTC)
mfte. the boys there are bangin'. well i should say were...:( a lot of the guys have moved on and they've hired some real fuggos now.
[info]rewritten_since 20th-Mar-2010 06:56 am (UTC)
omg ikr! i always flirt with the guys who work there lol
[info]hockeychick57 20th-Mar-2010 07:27 am (UTC)
i get really excited when workers get excited about my purchases. this happens all the time at border's for me with this hot guy that works there.
[info]dancehalldays 20th-Mar-2010 08:04 am (UTC)
This is so true! I once witnessed a girl and guy exchanging phone numbers in the rice aisle at Trader Joes.
[info]mari_lyn00 20th-Mar-2010 10:21 am (UTC)
i dont have a trader joe's around me :( sucks for meh!
[info]mchaleoholic 20th-Mar-2010 07:33 pm (UTC)
I work at trader joes. I guess some on the workers there are hot. Some of the customers are fucking gorgeous too. But of course...not all of them.
[info]senor_coconut_1 20th-Mar-2010 03:22 am (UTC)
UGH. Akon is playing some retarded polo themed thing OVER A MILE AWAY and it's so loud it's shaking my windows. Didn't we get over Akon years ago when he pedo-groped that 14 year old?
[info]sleepingawake47 20th-Mar-2010 03:23 am (UTC)
love him, and good for him. had his picture in my locker.
[info]bardotlashes 20th-Mar-2010 01:22 pm (UTC)
Me too! I had a whole collage of hot boys, like Joshua Jackson and Ryan Philipe and (I hate to admit this) Chad Michael Murray.
[info]librosparami 20th-Mar-2010 02:28 pm (UTC)
i had CMM too bb, no worries.
[info]heartlikethat 20th-Mar-2010 03:54 pm (UTC)
don't worry girl, chad may be an ass but he is hot as hell
[info]bourbonandgod 20th-Mar-2010 03:23 am (UTC)
he is so fucking attractive
[info]thismidnight 20th-Mar-2010 03:24 am (UTC)
I have had a crush on him longer than I can imagine. If they ever have kids, he will be the ultimate DILF.
[info]obviously_not 20th-Mar-2010 03:25 am (UTC)
goddamn.

i'm holding out for spydaddy.
[info]stocco 20th-Mar-2010 03:36 am (UTC)
JACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[info]ladytia 20th-Mar-2010 03:54 am (UTC)
Same.

I don't care that we'll both be in homo relationships on the side, I'd still marry him.
[info]piecemeapart 20th-Mar-2010 06:25 am (UTC)
everyone should always ask themselves, WWJD. Everyone.
[info]irinafan 20th-Mar-2010 08:45 am (UTC)
IJAF.
[info]heartlikethat 20th-Mar-2010 03:56 pm (UTC)
i just saw victor garber in "present laughter" in nyc! he was adorable
[info]amkf 20th-Mar-2010 03:25 am (UTC)
Anytime he spoke French on Alias got me so hot.
[info]verystefunny 20th-Mar-2010 03:31 am (UTC)
now i have to watch alias...
[info]firecracked 20th-Mar-2010 03:40 am (UTC)
IKR. and he's a hockey fan. what's not to love?
[info]supercanard 20th-Mar-2010 04:04 am (UTC)
This!

The combo of French and hockey was almost too much for me to handle.
[info]heythatsmybike 20th-Mar-2010 04:00 am (UTC)
OMG THIS
[info]corduroyskirt 20th-Mar-2010 05:15 am (UTC)
god. i know.
[info]chocool 20th-Mar-2010 05:34 am (UTC)
Did you see his episode of Kitchen Confidential where he played a French chef? Unf.
[info]anne_renee 20th-Mar-2010 07:16 am (UTC)
UNF yes
[info]agent_cavendish 20th-Mar-2010 06:19 pm (UTC)
OMFG UNF YES!

now I need to watch Alias again, especially those scenes >D
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