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7:03 pm - 03/18/2010

Best Hip-Hop Songs To Listen To When You're Drunk


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25: Ludacris f/ Shawnna “Everybody Drunk” (2009)

Drunken Quotable: “Tell ‘em I’m far from sober/Cause if the po po happen to pull me over/I’ma just tell ‘em everybody wit me drunk as fuck!”

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#24: Jim Jones f/ Diddy, Paul Wall & Jha Jha “What You Been Drankin’ On?” (2005)

Drunken Quotable: “Cause you ain’t drunk, nigga!/ You ain’t drunk, nigga!/ ‘Til that sizzurp and Henny is in your cup, nigga!”

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#23: The Game f/ Kokane “Hard Liquor” (2008)

Drunken Quotable: “You know me I turn them 40 bottles upside down/Like niggas with dead homies till it’s empty like my four pound/Niggas thinkin’ I’m drunk/ Reach for my N.W.A chain and get your ass beat wit da pump.”

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#22: Kanye West f/ Mos Def “Drunk And Hot Girls” (2007)

Drunken Quotable: “Stop talking about your boyfriend since he is not me/ Stop running up my tab cause these drinks is not free.”

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#21: Asher Roth “I Love College” (2009)

Drunken Quotable: “Do something’ crazy! Do somethin’ crazy!/ Do something’ crazy! Do somethin’ crazy!”

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#20: Nas “Drunk By Myself” (1999)

Drunken Quotable: “Only if I could take care of everybody, intoxicated/Windows up blastin A.C. going wherever instinct takes me/I hate it when I’m like this/The bottle’s my accomplice”

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#19: Cassidy “My Drink N My 2 Step” (2007)

Drunken Quotable: “I do my 2 step/And let the link swing/hold the drink with the left hand and show the pink ring”

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#18: J-Kwon “Tipsy” (2004)

Drunken Quotable: “Liquor wasted on me man, son of a bitch/Brush it off now I’m back to getting lit/Wit some orange juice man, this some good ish”

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#17: Above The Law “V.S.O.P” (1992)

Drunken Quotable: “If you wanna feel fine/ free your mind to the mega shots of V.S.O.P./Now you gotta get hype/ And you’ll turn into G with a little bit of V.S.O.P”

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#16: Birdman f/ Lil Wayne “Pop Bottles” (2007)

Drunken Quotable: “Okay start with straight shots and then pop bottles/ Pour it on the models, shut up bitch swallow/ If you cant swallow, shut up bitch gargle”

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#15: Body Head Bangerz f/ YoungBloodz “I Smoke, I Drank (Remix)” (2004)

Drunken Quotable: “I smoke, I drank and wanna stop but I cant/ So I guess it’s smoking, drankin all the way to the bank”

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#14: Eminem f/ 50 Cent & Dr. Dre “Crack A Bottle” (2009)

Drunken Quotable: “So crack a bottle, let your body waddle/Don’t act like a snobby model/You just hit the lotto”

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#13: Jim Jones f/ Juelz Santana & Ron Browz “Pop Champagne” (2008)

Drunken Quotable: “Only Patron and a couple of lemons/Ten thousand dollars stuffed up in the denims”

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#12: N.O.R.E “Drink Champ” (2007)

Drunken Quotable: “But I don’t drink that Hypnotiq bullshit/That ain’t a man’s drink/That Alize is bullshit/Ask my nigga Prodigy how I go out/He was drinking in my studio and nearly fell out”


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#11: Busta Rhymes f/ P. Diddy & Pharrell “Pass The Courvoisier Part II” (2002)

Drunken Quotable: “I said Busta/ You leave them girl rollin… and it look like/They asses is swollen/ But if your man babysittin/ Then what you gon’ say…”

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#10: The Alkaholiks f/ ‘Ol Dirty Bastard “Hip-Hop Drunkies” (1997)

Drunken Quotable: “I divide square MC’s like math/ Bend you in half and drink a Genuine Draft”

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#9: The Click “Hurricane” (1995)

Drunken Quotable: “Hurricane, but you can call me slurricane/ Slurricane, strong enough to start a engine mayne”

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#8: Young Black Teenagers “Tap The Bottle (Twist The Cap)” (1992)

Drunken Quotable: “Tap a cap, have a lot and not a lot not a little/Don’t grade upon the label take a guzzle, don’t dribble”

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#7: Gucci Mane f/ Plies “Wasted” (2009)

Drunken Quotable: “Party, party, party, let’s all get wasted/Shake it for me baby girl, do it butt naked/I’m so wasted, she so wasted shout the bartender/Send 20 more cases”

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#6: Mobb Deep f/ Q-Tip “Drink Away The Pain (Situations)” (1995)

Drunken Quotable: “I used to be in love with this bitch named E&J/ Don’t fuck with her anymore now I fuck with Tanqueray”

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#5: NWA “8 Ball”

Drunken Quotable: “Stepped in the park I was drunk as hell/Three bitches already said, “Eric your breath smells!”




#4: Iconz “Get Fucked Up” (2001)

Drunken Quotable: “Yo get fucked up, stay fucked up/Roll to the club in a navigator truck”


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#3: Beastie Boys “Brass Monkey” (1987)

Drunken Quotable: “Cause I drink it anytime and anyplace/When it’s time to get ill, I pour it on my face”


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#2: The Alkaholiks “Only When I’m Drunk” (1993)

Drunken Quotable: “Yeah, I get drunk and can’t nobody whoop me/I’m trippin, must be the brew that I was sippin.”


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#1: Snoop Doggy Dogg “Gin & Juice” (1994)

Drunken Quotable: “Now, that, I got me some Seagram’s gin/ Everybody got they cups, but they ain’t chipped in/ Now this types of shit, happens all the time/ You got to get yours but fool I gotta get mine”


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ONTD QUESTION: WHAT SONGS DO YOU LIKE TO GET SMASHED TO? THEY DON'T HAVE TO BE HIP-HOP SONGS LOL
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[info]im_a_lewser 18th-Mar-2010 11:17 pm (UTC)
I knew that was gonna be #1.
[info]saann 18th-Mar-2010 11:26 pm (UTC)
KANYE IS ALL THE TIME, NOT ONLY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK

[info]foodzilla 19th-Mar-2010 12:04 am (UTC)
but the worst kanye song is what they picked
[info]brazenflight 18th-Mar-2010 11:22 pm (UTC)
GO ON GETCHA CAMERA PHONE ON ITS A PHOTOSHOOT.


Oh man, that song stems from some wild stories down in college park....
[info]degele 18th-Mar-2010 11:24 pm (UTC)
any techno shit is good to get drunk to, i'd imagine
[info]jonesingjay 18th-Mar-2010 11:24 pm (UTC)
FREEBIRD!!!
[info]ex_partyhar 19th-Mar-2010 01:03 am (UTC)
fuck yea
[info]iamaunicorn 18th-Mar-2010 11:24 pm (UTC)
rarararara that's how the fuck you sound
[info]radname 18th-Mar-2010 11:31 pm (UTC)
thats my fav part of the whole song
[info]sundaygirl_16 18th-Mar-2010 11:39 pm (UTC)
haha same
[info]empressfunk 19th-Mar-2010 12:01 am (UTC)
Mine too. I always sing really loud at that party.
[info]prescilla_bean 19th-Mar-2010 05:37 am (UTC)
I love that song.
[info]saann ngl18th-Mar-2010 11:25 pm (UTC)
couldn't find the original, but here is the chipmunk version
[info]dulces Re: ngl18th-Mar-2010 11:51 pm (UTC)
lol omg this sounds amazing xD.
[info]wonderland386 Re: ngl19th-Mar-2010 09:42 am (UTC)
oh my god! hahaha this is awesome. but really though, everything we drink at one of my friends house he'll bring out his guitar and make me rap this song
[info]safaiagem 18th-Mar-2010 11:25 pm (UTC)
FLOGGING FUCKING MOLLY

/post
[info]jackiemust_die 18th-Mar-2010 11:36 pm (UTC)
FO SHO

[info]czarina6919 18th-Mar-2010 11:45 pm (UTC)
ABSOLUTELY.
[info]byronsbitch 19th-Mar-2010 12:05 am (UTC)
agreed
[info]tx5mym5 19th-Mar-2010 01:39 am (UTC)
When did they do a hip-hop song?
[info]safaiagem 19th-Mar-2010 02:08 am (UTC)
ONTD QUESTION: WHAT SONGS DO YOU LIKE TO GET SMASHED TO? THEY DON'T HAVE TO BE HIP-HOP SONGS LOL
[info]chana 19th-Mar-2010 03:19 am (UTC)
u look so white right now
[info]melliloquent 18th-Mar-2010 11:25 pm (UTC)
At my drunkest is when I truly appreciate the dulcet tones of my favorite tipsy tune, SHAKE YA TAILFEATHER.

Everyone always seems so surprised when I know all the words.
[info]miss_gulch 18th-Mar-2010 11:28 pm (UTC)
That's my jam, ngl
[info]x_ce_rce_au_x 18th-Mar-2010 11:46 pm (UTC)
YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. One of my friends always insists on yelling "TONIGHT'S GONNA BE A SHAKE MY TAILFEATHER NIIIIGHT" every time she plans on getting totally wasated.
[info]jase8876 19th-Mar-2010 01:48 am (UTC)
Yes!! One of my favorites as well.
[info]watchsnowfall 18th-Mar-2010 11:26 pm (UTC)
This list is invalid without

[info]saann 18th-Mar-2010 11:28 pm (UTC)
[info]saann 18th-Mar-2010 11:29 pm (UTC)
or even better
[info]u_belong_to_me 18th-Mar-2010 11:34 pm (UTC)
I came in here to post just this!
[info]evrythingisrent 18th-Mar-2010 11:36 pm (UTC)
Sippin on Coke and rum, I'm like so what I'm drunk! It's the freakin weekend, I'm about to have me some fun
[info]wickedloveee 18th-Mar-2010 11:44 pm (UTC)
Oh shit. This was my jam back in the day.

Whenever this would come on the radio, my friends and I would freak out. Good memories.
[info]andi88 19th-Mar-2010 12:05 am (UTC)
I srill jam to this.
[info]dealatedwren 19th-Mar-2010 12:36 am (UTC)
srsly this is my jam
[info]dealatedwren 19th-Mar-2010 12:37 am (UTC)
bouncebouncebouncebouncebouncebounce bounce bounce bounce

come on
[info]_underwhelmed 19th-Mar-2010 12:50 am (UTC)
for fuckin real!!!
[info]nrchst 19th-Mar-2010 01:02 am (UTC)
Yyyyyyyyyyes... but I like the remix better tbh.
[info]notzi 19th-Mar-2010 01:43 am (UTC)
Ironically, I was thinking about this sketch today!

Love,

Notzi
[info]colinstuart 19th-Mar-2010 02:08 am (UTC)
I agree!
[info]yrnewfrndkaity 19th-Mar-2010 02:39 am (UTC)
love it
[info]swilled 18th-Mar-2010 11:26 pm (UTC)


when we drink we do it right, gettin' slizzzzzard
[info]redletternite 18th-Mar-2010 11:34 pm (UTC)
LOVE THIS JAM SFM

SOBER GIRLS AROUND ME THEY BE ACTIN' LIKE THEY DRUNK
[info]baby_bytes 18th-Mar-2010 11:35 pm (UTC)
I fucking love Far East Movement, my favorite from them is Girls on the dance floor
[info]iamrachelryan 19th-Mar-2010 12:09 am (UTC)
lol i'm def going to a party tonite called getting slizzard so i'm about to bust this shit
[info]off_daze 19th-Mar-2010 02:39 am (UTC)
Life -> improved

Thanks for sharing!
[info]tipsywit 19th-Mar-2010 02:40 am (UTC)
didnt no that gangstas no html
[info]mynameisjudge 18th-Mar-2010 11:27 pm (UTC)
my neck my back
[info]clareandromeda 18th-Mar-2010 11:50 pm (UTC)
I don't know if you've been to any lesbian clubs, but this shit brings the house DOWN.
[info]bnlmaroonvwbug 18th-Mar-2010 11:55 pm (UTC)
omg your icon. my friend's business partner was WASTED and told me i need to open up my aardvark ears. completely threw me for a loop until he explained to my friend that i reminded him of arthur the aardvark the next day because of my glasses. :/ i'm a girl and i'm so not amused at my friend calling me arthur.
[info]stellawuzadiver 18th-Mar-2010 11:27 pm (UTC)
Nothing is better than singing "Just a Friend" (or any Biz single, TBH) at the top of your lungs, drunk.

This is the first time I've thought about Iconz in, like, 10 years. Remember that chick from True Life that got implants and then did their video?
[info]yooperchild 18th-Mar-2010 11:42 pm (UTC)
I thought this would be on the list...only because I thought it was songs to sing when drunk...not songs about drinking.

I've also had good success with Bon Jovi's "Wanted Dead or Alive" when drunk..
[info]member00 19th-Mar-2010 01:34 am (UTC)
THIS!...but I havent tried Bon Jovi lol
[info]prophecypro 18th-Mar-2010 11:45 pm (UTC)
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH BBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAABBY YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU
[info]janetbond007 18th-Mar-2010 11:48 pm (UTC)
ahahah I was just doing that last night actually.
Drunk off my ass yelling "OH BABY YOUUUU YOU GOT WHAT I NEEEEDDD"
[info]ash_of_evenstar 18th-Mar-2010 11:52 pm (UTC)
Definitely agree about "Just a Friend" haha
[info]bnlmaroonvwbug 18th-Mar-2010 11:57 pm (UTC)


drinkin' 40's on the stoop.
[info]littlebones 19th-Mar-2010 12:03 am (UTC)
yup, being drunk and obnoxious starts and ends with biz.
[info]pwopah 19th-Mar-2010 12:38 am (UTC)
I am so happy this comment is on the first page because I was about to comment on the invalidity of this list due to Biz Markie's absence.

[info]clareandromeda 18th-Mar-2010 11:28 pm (UTC)
I might call my daddy a punk...but only when I'm drunk.
[info]stellawuzadiver 18th-Mar-2010 11:33 pm (UTC)
I was totally expecting to see that here.
[info]clareandromeda 18th-Mar-2010 11:43 pm (UTC)
Tash] What's yo' name?
What's yo' naaaaaame?
[ODB] *burp* My name is, Ol Dirty Bastard... and I'ma Alkaholik
[Tash] Yeah me too nigga
[ODB] *ahahhahahhahahahhah

OR
I get drunk and I stumble to the phone
And conjure up a bitch to bone when I'm alone
OHh shit, tow back, I need to take a piss
Only when I'm drunk I sing a song like this
My grandma and your grandma *urrp*
Sittin by the fire
Hold on, turn the beat off [nah, keep it goin
J-Ro can you make it?] I'm just not knowin
I get drunk and start talkin mo' shit
And when I got a gun in my hand you better get, out
Cause my brain just ain't what it used to be
Forget tryin to raionalize, cover your eyes
Ah d-*urrp*, damn I'm drunk
I need a chunk, no better yet a hunk of that funk
When I get drunk I might act uncouth
But when I get drunk I always tell the truth
Yeah I'm good, I'm bad, I'm dope, I'm freaky fresh
I make hip-hop fans say yes yes
The Liks comin through, you know we gonna blow upop
Hold up, hold up, I think I gotta...
*urrrrrrp* Damn, false alarm
Gettin all the ladies with my cool charm
When I get drunk I might even call my daddy a punk
Yeah, but only when I'm dr-*urp* drunk

Yeah, let me pass the forty, to my nigga, Tash

It goes one for the chronic, two for the amnesia
It's the pimp-slap niggy with drinks in the freezer
Bust the one out, two out, [flips] type of rapper
That'd get you our your seat quicker than a car jacker
Slip a Colt for the fever when I'm coolin with my people
Got hoes in East Columus like I'm BIlly Dee Wrinkle
Cause I move like, I'm smooth like I'm Harry Belafonte
Lookin for them niggaz that jumped my homey Dante
All up in this bitch with the gin and Tanqueray
Drink like Mr. Wendal smoke bud like Dr. Dre
But that's cause I'm old enough to do that type of shit
Got damn I gotta piss I pass the mic to E-Swift

Yeah, I get drunk and can't nobody whoop me
I'm trippin, must be the brew that I was sippin
Kickin in, guess I shouldn'ta mixed it with the gin
Cause when I'm layin on my back I can feel the room spin
One too many, I reckon
Feelin I got ta earl, any second
Wanna get up but can't move, feels like I'm stuck in the groove
What the fuck was I tryin to prove?
I get a rep for downin four-o's
All the hoes knows them Alkaholik bros
Niggaz call me dad I got a fifth in the trunk
Might fuck an ugly bitch but only when I'm drunk

Aight, think I'm feelin a little better
Ready to bust this, like this
And ya don't miss, check it out

I get drunk and start thinkin bout my friends
that passed on with every forty ounce the memory will last on
Black Man Muzzle, Mike Lee and Suavey D
The three MC's will always live in my memories
We used to rock shows, we used to rock hoes
And drink forty-o's, and wear the same clothes
Damn I wish we could go through it again
But I know one day we gonna do it again
And when that day comes it's gonna be live
But I ain't in no hurry so I don't drink and drive
The ALkaholiks we gets funky when we drinkin
Just a lil sumthin, to pump up the thinkin



Beer run! Ante up nigga
Ha ha, put the money in the hat
[info]andsowecollapse 18th-Mar-2010 11:28 pm (UTC)
asher roth- your list is invalid
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