7:03 pm - 03/18/2010
25: Ludacris f/ Shawnna “Everybody Drunk” (2009)
Drunken Quotable: “Tell ‘em I’m far from sober/Cause if the po po happen to pull me over/I’ma just tell ‘em everybody wit me drunk as fuck!”
#24: Jim Jones f/ Diddy, Paul Wall & Jha Jha “What You Been Drankin’ On?” (2005)
Drunken Quotable: “Cause you ain’t drunk, nigga!/ You ain’t drunk, nigga!/ ‘Til that sizzurp and Henny is in your cup, nigga!”
#23: The Game f/ Kokane “Hard Liquor” (2008)
Drunken Quotable: “You know me I turn them 40 bottles upside down/Like niggas with dead homies till it’s empty like my four pound/Niggas thinkin’ I’m drunk/ Reach for my N.W.A chain and get your ass beat wit da pump.”
#22: Kanye West f/ Mos Def “Drunk And Hot Girls” (2007)
Drunken Quotable: “Stop talking about your boyfriend since he is not me/ Stop running up my tab cause these drinks is not free.”
#21: Asher Roth “I Love College” (2009)
Drunken Quotable: “Do something’ crazy! Do somethin’ crazy!/ Do something’ crazy! Do somethin’ crazy!”
#20: Nas “Drunk By Myself” (1999)
Drunken Quotable: “Only if I could take care of everybody, intoxicated/Windows up blastin A.C. going wherever instinct takes me/I hate it when I’m like this/The bottle’s my accomplice”
#19: Cassidy “My Drink N My 2 Step” (2007)
Drunken Quotable: “I do my 2 step/And let the link swing/hold the drink with the left hand and show the pink ring”
#18: J-Kwon “Tipsy” (2004)
Drunken Quotable: “Liquor wasted on me man, son of a bitch/Brush it off now I’m back to getting lit/Wit some orange juice man, this some good ish”
#17: Above The Law “V.S.O.P” (1992)
Drunken Quotable: “If you wanna feel fine/ free your mind to the mega shots of V.S.O.P./Now you gotta get hype/ And you’ll turn into G with a little bit of V.S.O.P”
#16: Birdman f/ Lil Wayne “Pop Bottles” (2007)
Drunken Quotable: “Okay start with straight shots and then pop bottles/ Pour it on the models, shut up bitch swallow/ If you cant swallow, shut up bitch gargle”
#15: Body Head Bangerz f/ YoungBloodz “I Smoke, I Drank (Remix)” (2004)
Drunken Quotable: “I smoke, I drank and wanna stop but I cant/ So I guess it’s smoking, drankin all the way to the bank”
#14: Eminem f/ 50 Cent & Dr. Dre “Crack A Bottle” (2009)
Drunken Quotable: “So crack a bottle, let your body waddle/Don’t act like a snobby model/You just hit the lotto”
#13: Jim Jones f/ Juelz Santana & Ron Browz “Pop Champagne” (2008)
Drunken Quotable: “Only Patron and a couple of lemons/Ten thousand dollars stuffed up in the denims”
#12: N.O.R.E “Drink Champ” (2007)
Drunken Quotable: “But I don’t drink that Hypnotiq bullshit/That ain’t a man’s drink/That Alize is bullshit/Ask my nigga Prodigy how I go out/He was drinking in my studio and nearly fell out”
#11: Busta Rhymes f/ P. Diddy & Pharrell “Pass The Courvoisier Part II” (2002)
Drunken Quotable: “I said Busta/ You leave them girl rollin… and it look like/They asses is swollen/ But if your man babysittin/ Then what you gon’ say…”
#10: The Alkaholiks f/ ‘Ol Dirty Bastard “Hip-Hop Drunkies” (1997)
Drunken Quotable: “I divide square MC’s like math/ Bend you in half and drink a Genuine Draft”
#9: The Click “Hurricane” (1995)
Drunken Quotable: “Hurricane, but you can call me slurricane/ Slurricane, strong enough to start a engine mayne”
#8: Young Black Teenagers “Tap The Bottle (Twist The Cap)” (1992)
Drunken Quotable: “Tap a cap, have a lot and not a lot not a little/Don’t grade upon the label take a guzzle, don’t dribble”
#7: Gucci Mane f/ Plies “Wasted” (2009)
Drunken Quotable: “Party, party, party, let’s all get wasted/Shake it for me baby girl, do it butt naked/I’m so wasted, she so wasted shout the bartender/Send 20 more cases”
#6: Mobb Deep f/ Q-Tip “Drink Away The Pain (Situations)” (1995)
Drunken Quotable: “I used to be in love with this bitch named E&J/ Don’t fuck with her anymore now I fuck with Tanqueray”
#5: NWA “8 Ball”
Drunken Quotable: “Stepped in the park I was drunk as hell/Three bitches already said, “Eric your breath smells!”
#4: Iconz “Get Fucked Up” (2001)
Drunken Quotable: “Yo get fucked up, stay fucked up/Roll to the club in a navigator truck”
#3: Beastie Boys “Brass Monkey” (1987)
Drunken Quotable: “Cause I drink it anytime and anyplace/When it’s time to get ill, I pour it on my face”
#2: The Alkaholiks “Only When I’m Drunk” (1993)
Drunken Quotable: “Yeah, I get drunk and can’t nobody whoop me/I’m trippin, must be the brew that I was sippin.”
#1: Snoop Doggy Dogg “Gin & Juice” (1994)
Drunken Quotable: “Now, that, I got me some Seagram’s gin/ Everybody got they cups, but they ain’t chipped in/ Now this types of shit, happens all the time/ You got to get yours but fool I gotta get mine”
SOURCE
ONTD QUESTION: WHAT SONGS DO YOU LIKE TO GET SMASHED TO? THEY DON'T HAVE TO BE HIP-HOP SONGS LOL
Best Hip-Hop Songs To Listen To When You're Drunk
25: Ludacris f/ Shawnna “Everybody Drunk” (2009)
Drunken Quotable: “Tell ‘em I’m far from sober/Cause if the po po happen to pull me over/I’ma just tell ‘em everybody wit me drunk as fuck!”
#24: Jim Jones f/ Diddy, Paul Wall & Jha Jha “What You Been Drankin’ On?” (2005)
Drunken Quotable: “Cause you ain’t drunk, nigga!/ You ain’t drunk, nigga!/ ‘Til that sizzurp and Henny is in your cup, nigga!”
#23: The Game f/ Kokane “Hard Liquor” (2008)
Drunken Quotable: “You know me I turn them 40 bottles upside down/Like niggas with dead homies till it’s empty like my four pound/Niggas thinkin’ I’m drunk/ Reach for my N.W.A chain and get your ass beat wit da pump.”
#22: Kanye West f/ Mos Def “Drunk And Hot Girls” (2007)
Drunken Quotable: “Stop talking about your boyfriend since he is not me/ Stop running up my tab cause these drinks is not free.”
#21: Asher Roth “I Love College” (2009)
Drunken Quotable: “Do something’ crazy! Do somethin’ crazy!/ Do something’ crazy! Do somethin’ crazy!”
#20: Nas “Drunk By Myself” (1999)
Drunken Quotable: “Only if I could take care of everybody, intoxicated/Windows up blastin A.C. going wherever instinct takes me/I hate it when I’m like this/The bottle’s my accomplice”
#19: Cassidy “My Drink N My 2 Step” (2007)
Drunken Quotable: “I do my 2 step/And let the link swing/hold the drink with the left hand and show the pink ring”
#18: J-Kwon “Tipsy” (2004)
Drunken Quotable: “Liquor wasted on me man, son of a bitch/Brush it off now I’m back to getting lit/Wit some orange juice man, this some good ish”
#17: Above The Law “V.S.O.P” (1992)
Drunken Quotable: “If you wanna feel fine/ free your mind to the mega shots of V.S.O.P./Now you gotta get hype/ And you’ll turn into G with a little bit of V.S.O.P”
#16: Birdman f/ Lil Wayne “Pop Bottles” (2007)
Drunken Quotable: “Okay start with straight shots and then pop bottles/ Pour it on the models, shut up bitch swallow/ If you cant swallow, shut up bitch gargle”
#15: Body Head Bangerz f/ YoungBloodz “I Smoke, I Drank (Remix)” (2004)
Drunken Quotable: “I smoke, I drank and wanna stop but I cant/ So I guess it’s smoking, drankin all the way to the bank”
#14: Eminem f/ 50 Cent & Dr. Dre “Crack A Bottle” (2009)
Drunken Quotable: “So crack a bottle, let your body waddle/Don’t act like a snobby model/You just hit the lotto”
#13: Jim Jones f/ Juelz Santana & Ron Browz “Pop Champagne” (2008)
Drunken Quotable: “Only Patron and a couple of lemons/Ten thousand dollars stuffed up in the denims”
#12: N.O.R.E “Drink Champ” (2007)
Drunken Quotable: “But I don’t drink that Hypnotiq bullshit/That ain’t a man’s drink/That Alize is bullshit/Ask my nigga Prodigy how I go out/He was drinking in my studio and nearly fell out”
#11: Busta Rhymes f/ P. Diddy & Pharrell “Pass The Courvoisier Part II” (2002)
Drunken Quotable: “I said Busta/ You leave them girl rollin… and it look like/They asses is swollen/ But if your man babysittin/ Then what you gon’ say…”
#10: The Alkaholiks f/ ‘Ol Dirty Bastard “Hip-Hop Drunkies” (1997)
Drunken Quotable: “I divide square MC’s like math/ Bend you in half and drink a Genuine Draft”
#9: The Click “Hurricane” (1995)
Drunken Quotable: “Hurricane, but you can call me slurricane/ Slurricane, strong enough to start a engine mayne”
#8: Young Black Teenagers “Tap The Bottle (Twist The Cap)” (1992)
Drunken Quotable: “Tap a cap, have a lot and not a lot not a little/Don’t grade upon the label take a guzzle, don’t dribble”
#7: Gucci Mane f/ Plies “Wasted” (2009)
Drunken Quotable: “Party, party, party, let’s all get wasted/Shake it for me baby girl, do it butt naked/I’m so wasted, she so wasted shout the bartender/Send 20 more cases”
#6: Mobb Deep f/ Q-Tip “Drink Away The Pain (Situations)” (1995)
Drunken Quotable: “I used to be in love with this bitch named E&J/ Don’t fuck with her anymore now I fuck with Tanqueray”
#5: NWA “8 Ball”
Drunken Quotable: “Stepped in the park I was drunk as hell/Three bitches already said, “Eric your breath smells!”
#4: Iconz “Get Fucked Up” (2001)
Drunken Quotable: “Yo get fucked up, stay fucked up/Roll to the club in a navigator truck”
#3: Beastie Boys “Brass Monkey” (1987)
Drunken Quotable: “Cause I drink it anytime and anyplace/When it’s time to get ill, I pour it on my face”
#2: The Alkaholiks “Only When I’m Drunk” (1993)
Drunken Quotable: “Yeah, I get drunk and can’t nobody whoop me/I’m trippin, must be the brew that I was sippin.”
#1: Snoop Doggy Dogg “Gin & Juice” (1994)
Drunken Quotable: “Now, that, I got me some Seagram’s gin/ Everybody got they cups, but they ain’t chipped in/ Now this types of shit, happens all the time/ You got to get yours but fool I gotta get mine”
SOURCE
ONTD QUESTION: WHAT SONGS DO YOU LIKE TO GET SMASHED TO? THEY DON'T HAVE TO BE HIP-HOP SONGS LOL
Oh man, that song stems from some wild stories down in college park....
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Everyone always seems so surprised when I know all the words.
Whenever this would come on the radio, my friends and I would freak out. Good memories.
come on
Love,
Notzi
when we drink we do it right, gettin' slizzzzzard
SOBER GIRLS AROUND ME THEY BE ACTIN' LIKE THEY DRUNK
Thanks for sharing!
This is the first time I've thought about Iconz in, like, 10 years. Remember that chick from True Life that got implants and then did their video?
I've also had good success with Bon Jovi's "Wanted Dead or Alive" when drunk..
Drunk off my ass yelling "OH BABY YOUUUU YOU GOT WHAT I NEEEEDDD"
drinkin' 40's on the stoop.
What's yo' naaaaaame?
[ODB] *burp* My name is, Ol Dirty Bastard... and I'ma Alkaholik
[Tash] Yeah me too nigga
[ODB] *ahahhahahhahahahhah
OR
I get drunk and I stumble to the phone
And conjure up a bitch to bone when I'm alone
OHh shit, tow back, I need to take a piss
Only when I'm drunk I sing a song like this
My grandma and your grandma *urrp*
Sittin by the fire
Hold on, turn the beat off [nah, keep it goin
J-Ro can you make it?] I'm just not knowin
I get drunk and start talkin mo' shit
And when I got a gun in my hand you better get, out
Cause my brain just ain't what it used to be
Forget tryin to raionalize, cover your eyes
Ah d-*urrp*, damn I'm drunk
I need a chunk, no better yet a hunk of that funk
When I get drunk I might act uncouth
But when I get drunk I always tell the truth
Yeah I'm good, I'm bad, I'm dope, I'm freaky fresh
I make hip-hop fans say yes yes
The Liks comin through, you know we gonna blow upop
Hold up, hold up, I think I gotta...
*urrrrrrp* Damn, false alarm
Gettin all the ladies with my cool charm
When I get drunk I might even call my daddy a punk
Yeah, but only when I'm dr-*urp* drunk
Yeah, let me pass the forty, to my nigga, Tash
It goes one for the chronic, two for the amnesia
It's the pimp-slap niggy with drinks in the freezer
Bust the one out, two out, [flips] type of rapper
That'd get you our your seat quicker than a car jacker
Slip a Colt for the fever when I'm coolin with my people
Got hoes in East Columus like I'm BIlly Dee Wrinkle
Cause I move like, I'm smooth like I'm Harry Belafonte
Lookin for them niggaz that jumped my homey Dante
All up in this bitch with the gin and Tanqueray
Drink like Mr. Wendal smoke bud like Dr. Dre
But that's cause I'm old enough to do that type of shit
Got damn I gotta piss I pass the mic to E-Swift
Yeah, I get drunk and can't nobody whoop me
I'm trippin, must be the brew that I was sippin
Kickin in, guess I shouldn'ta mixed it with the gin
Cause when I'm layin on my back I can feel the room spin
One too many, I reckon
Feelin I got ta earl, any second
Wanna get up but can't move, feels like I'm stuck in the groove
What the fuck was I tryin to prove?
I get a rep for downin four-o's
All the hoes knows them Alkaholik bros
Niggaz call me dad I got a fifth in the trunk
Might fuck an ugly bitch but only when I'm drunk
Aight, think I'm feelin a little better
Ready to bust this, like this
And ya don't miss, check it out
I get drunk and start thinkin bout my friends
that passed on with every forty ounce the memory will last on
Black Man Muzzle, Mike Lee and Suavey D
The three MC's will always live in my memories
We used to rock shows, we used to rock hoes
And drink forty-o's, and wear the same clothes
Damn I wish we could go through it again
But I know one day we gonna do it again
And when that day comes it's gonna be live
But I ain't in no hurry so I don't drink and drive
The ALkaholiks we gets funky when we drinkin
Just a lil sumthin, to pump up the thinkin
Beer run! Ante up nigga
Ha ha, put the money in the hat