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12:36 pm - 03/14/2010

"Harry Potter will be a distant memory"

JK Rowling doesn't deserve to be a billionaire: the Harry Potter books are second-rate.



Tucked away beneath the headline that Bill Gates has been overtaken as the world’s richest man by Carlos Slim according to Forbes’s latest rich list is the unwelcome reminder that JK Rowling is still a billionaire.

Don’t get me wrong. It’s great that a writer has managed to amass — and hold on to — such an enormous fortune. Traditionally, writers have been horribly exploited, rarely paid the true value of their work. I could give hundreds of examples, but one springs to mind. Candace Bushnell, whom I got to know when we were both jobbing hacks in New York, was paid a grand total of $50,000 for the television rights to Sex and the City. Given the global success of that franchise she should have been paid at least 100 times as much. Unfortunately, she was poorly represented and poorly managed and, as a result, she was taken to the cleaners. So I’m pleased that JK Rowling has been astute enough — and well-managed and well-represented enough — to ensure that she’s paid properly.

But on the other hand, there’s something depressingly second-rate about the Harry Potter franchise. The books are a bland amalgam of more interesting work by more imaginative authors. The plots are feeble and episodic. And what little interest the characters and stories contain has long ago been eradicated by endless repetition.

Of all Britain’s celebrated children’s authors, JK Rowling is among the least deserving of this honour. Off the top of my head, I can think of half a dozen better candidates — Beatrix Potter, AA Milne, Kenneth Grahame, CS Lewis, Richmal Crompton and Roald Dahl. A hundred years from now, children will still be reading those authors and Harry Potter will be a distant memory.

By Toby Young

Toby Young is the author of How to Lose Friends & Alienate People (2001) (Yes, it was made into a film with Megan Fox & Simon Pegg) and and The Sound of No Hands Clapping (2006). In addition to being a freelance journalist, he is leading the efforts of a parent group in West London to set up a state secondary school.

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Discuss. Do you agree or disagree?
amoramoamitto 14th-Mar-2010 01:33 pm (UTC)
i'm so over this fandom tbh.
lestat 14th-Mar-2010 01:34 pm (UTC)
The fandom is so batshit.
floetcist 14th-Mar-2010 10:54 pm (UTC)
How many fandoms are you apart of?

I'm not that familiar with Harry Potter but I can't imagine them going up against the other competitors of other batshit fanboys/girls fandoms.
super_bik 14th-Mar-2010 01:43 pm (UTC)
The fandom terrifies me, but I'll always love Harry Potter.
_almagitana 14th-Mar-2010 02:29 pm (UTC)
I might be over the fandom but I'll never be over the books.
iamashamed 14th-Mar-2010 02:32 pm (UTC)
fandom=/= books
xevochic 14th-Mar-2010 03:16 pm (UTC)
I love the series, but motherfucker do I hate that fandom.
0h_lala 14th-Mar-2010 03:18 pm (UTC)
seriously
ro_glam 14th-Mar-2010 03:37 pm (UTC)
ditto
rampant_chaos8 14th-Mar-2010 03:40 pm (UTC)
Me too. I mean, I'll always love the series at least for nostalgia value, but that fandom? Ugh, no thank you. I was once in it, but I haven't touched it in almost three years.
xpirate_queenx 14th-Mar-2010 05:37 pm (UTC)
Me too. I was really into it when I was like...12, but dropped off the wagon when books 5-7 came out and were all srs bsns dark and hardcore.
guccipostagurl 14th-Mar-2010 09:11 pm (UTC)
i agree and most of them are too hold to be crying over teenage wizards.
ledgers 14th-Mar-2010 09:42 pm (UTC)
I'm over the fandom myself.
satin999 14th-Mar-2010 01:34 pm (UTC)
BLASPHEMY
fayefil 14th-Mar-2010 05:56 pm (UTC)
THIS
ancientlullaby 14th-Mar-2010 07:10 pm (UTC)
IA
vilepanda 14th-Mar-2010 07:24 pm (UTC)
THIS
luxdelune 14th-Mar-2010 01:34 pm (UTC)
what the fuck ever. hp is legendary. toby young can suck my dick, etc.
merwild 14th-Mar-2010 04:20 pm (UTC)
I love your icon ^
houjun 14th-Mar-2010 02:19 pm (UTC)
MTE
ancientlullaby 14th-Mar-2010 07:10 pm (UTC)
THIS. Fuck that hater!
blissanda 14th-Mar-2010 07:25 pm (UTC)
this
vangogh_ourears 14th-Mar-2010 08:37 pm (UTC)
IAWTC
grammaire 14th-Mar-2010 01:35 pm (UTC)
I feel sorry for anyone who is dumb enough to think that Harry Potter will be a ~distant memory~.
prinzessin784 14th-Mar-2010 04:29 pm (UTC)
seriously, bitter much Toby Young?
ohsmartie 14th-Mar-2010 04:36 pm (UTC)
IKR? Harry Potter will be a classic.
x__heartxcore 14th-Mar-2010 10:32 pm (UTC)
is*
___sexandcandyx 14th-Mar-2010 04:51 pm (UTC)
haha MTE
teasailor 14th-Mar-2010 05:44 pm (UTC)
you speak the truth.
fraubluecher 14th-Mar-2010 06:40 pm (UTC)
LOL perfectly put.
ancientlullaby 14th-Mar-2010 07:11 pm (UTC)
ikr
marionron 14th-Mar-2010 09:26 pm (UTC)
Gosh, I meant to say IA, that comment wasn't for you :(
spank_d 14th-Mar-2010 09:30 pm (UTC)
For real.

I'm raising my kids on this shit.
leatherandjeans 14th-Mar-2010 01:35 pm (UTC)
Oh shit son, you in danger
missymygosh 14th-Mar-2010 03:45 pm (UTC)
right?
ancientlullaby 14th-Mar-2010 07:11 pm (UTC)
lol ikr
spooky_nine 14th-Mar-2010 01:35 pm (UTC)
LOL I guessed Smeyers.
loveohlovelove 14th-Mar-2010 01:36 pm (UTC)
lol same same!
pa_0205 14th-Mar-2010 01:37 pm (UTC)
Haha, I was thinking that, too. That would have been insane, people would have gone crazy if she said something like that lmao.
lestat 14th-Mar-2010 01:39 pm (UTC)
Same.
elschmo 14th-Mar-2010 01:51 pm (UTC)
Me too. I was already prepared to look for and post this GIF ...

somethinguseful 14th-Mar-2010 04:14 pm (UTC)
Is that a shake weight?
zoozootaz 14th-Mar-2010 01:57 pm (UTC)
I wish she did so we can see a fandom explosion.
anakisa 14th-Mar-2010 02:09 pm (UTC)
I was praying it was her.
emma718 14th-Mar-2010 02:27 pm (UTC)
Dude, that's what i first thought lol.
iamashamed 14th-Mar-2010 02:32 pm (UTC)
lmao
mandayhere_joe 14th-Mar-2010 02:34 pm (UTC)
LOL, me too.
darkanddusty 14th-Mar-2010 02:39 pm (UTC)
Haha, me too.
sundaygirl_16 14th-Mar-2010 02:42 pm (UTC)
i was hoping it would be her tbh.
ayajedi 14th-Mar-2010 04:23 pm (UTC)
hee me too
eveofrevolution 14th-Mar-2010 06:41 pm (UTC)
I wanted it to be her. I really don't think she's THAT dumb...but if she is I seriously fear for humanity.
punkchica321 14th-Mar-2010 06:45 pm (UTC)
Same haha!
forgethissmile 14th-Mar-2010 07:11 pm (UTC)
That would've been too perfect.
ancientlullaby 14th-Mar-2010 07:12 pm (UTC)
omg i would have died laughing!
floetcist 14th-Mar-2010 10:56 pm (UTC)
She wouldn't be that stupid, lol.
talklikelions 15th-Mar-2010 09:45 pm (UTC)
that would have been so fucking hilarious if that bitch had the nerve

omg LOLing at the mere idea
weepwop 14th-Mar-2010 01:36 pm (UTC)
w/e it basically got a whole generation into reading books. counts for something.
venedotia 14th-Mar-2010 01:45 pm (UTC)
my generation had Sweet Valley High and the baby sitters club... and those series were sub-parr.

HP was/is awesome because of what a great story teller she is. I remember picking up my first HP book and being absorbed from page one. It just sucks you in and you actually give a damn about the characters.

vacillate 14th-Mar-2010 02:21 pm (UTC)
Hahaha, Baby Sitter's Club. Wow.

roxiful 14th-Mar-2010 02:57 pm (UTC)
I loved SVH and SVK.
ryanstiles4me 14th-Mar-2010 03:19 pm (UTC)
Ditto, the SV books and BSC helped turn me into a voracious reader and a great speller (despite having to read Claudia's notebook entries).
angelbaby63249 14th-Mar-2010 04:15 pm (UTC)
LOVED Sweet Valley Teens (where the twins are in middle school) when I was like, 10. I read every book cover to cover and checked my Waldenbooks every fuckin' week for a new one.
be_debonair 14th-Mar-2010 04:16 pm (UTC)
i thought the first booked sucked tbh, the pacing was so bad. i kept falling asleep while reading the first one. pissed me off cause i'd have to keep starting over. the only one i liked was the 3rd.
iamashamed 14th-Mar-2010 02:34 pm (UTC)
for real
0sleep2dream0 14th-Mar-2010 05:19 pm (UTC)
Exactly. His statement is so short-sighted. Regardless of the quality of books, he turned on the Internet generation back into reading. So haters gonna hate.

andi88 14th-Mar-2010 06:03 pm (UTC)
True, but you could say the same about Twilight and what you're really going to end up with is a whole generation reading and writing a bunch of books of sub-parr quality.
hermionerulez 14th-Mar-2010 01:36 pm (UTC)
Um no, the HP books are amazing. Twatlight will be forgotton in like 50 years but HP won't.
cyber_bard_ 14th-Mar-2010 01:44 pm (UTC)
Fifty years? Make that three, at the least.
zoozootaz 14th-Mar-2010 01:58 pm (UTC)
I give it until the movies end.
somefantastic 14th-Mar-2010 06:13 pm (UTC)
Seriously. I haven't seen anyone reading those books in public for almost a year. It's done.
_godshapedhole_ 14th-Mar-2010 02:31 pm (UTC)
lol i love how you called it twatlight.
beatrizm 14th-Mar-2010 11:24 pm (UTC)
this.
schmiss 14th-Mar-2010 01:36 pm (UTC)
I might have cared if it was someone besides Toby Young saying this. he's famous for being full of hot air and not much else.
thosehipbones 14th-Mar-2010 06:17 pm (UTC)
Basically. There's a whole section in this book called Anglo Files, by Sarah Lyall, about how much of a waste of oxygen he is.
therealycats 14th-Mar-2010 10:36 pm (UTC)
Oh, wait, this is the How to Lose Friends and Alienate People guy, isn't it? Okay. Liked the movie all right because of Simon Pegg, but everything else I've read about this guy is like whatever.
fixednoise 14th-Mar-2010 01:36 pm (UTC)
mock_epic 14th-Mar-2010 01:39 pm (UTC)
mte.

A+ gif usage bb!
ilovestarburst 14th-Mar-2010 01:40 pm (UTC)
Haha THIS.
mkesa 14th-Mar-2010 02:13 pm (UTC)
Perfect use of a perfect gif. ;D
angi_is_altered 14th-Mar-2010 02:25 pm (UTC)
THIS is the only correct response!
ereki 14th-Mar-2010 02:28 pm (UTC)
lolz perfect.
iamashamed 14th-Mar-2010 02:35 pm (UTC)
lol perfect
surferxchris 14th-Mar-2010 03:09 pm (UTC)
Mte mte.
rampant_chaos8 14th-Mar-2010 03:40 pm (UTC)
You tell 'em, Snape.
talksleazy 14th-Mar-2010 03:51 pm (UTC)
THERE IS NO SITUATION THIS GIF DOES NOT FIT.
IT IS THE KING OF ALL GIFS.
sonjamillicent 14th-Mar-2010 03:52 pm (UTC)
Word.
davejohn exactly14th-Mar-2010 04:12 pm (UTC)
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darkknightt 14th-Mar-2010 04:18 pm (UTC)
LOL IRL
fraubluecher 14th-Mar-2010 06:41 pm (UTC)
IKR, Sev?
ancientlullaby 14th-Mar-2010 07:13 pm (UTC)
lol Snape does not approve of this Toby Young bitch
gonebyjuly 14th-Mar-2010 10:56 pm (UTC)
THIS.
peacefulscream 14th-Mar-2010 01:36 pm (UTC)
die of jealousy, bitch.
kmd 14th-Mar-2010 05:28 pm (UTC)
lol

pretty much
alas_earwax 14th-Mar-2010 06:42 pm (UTC)
ancientlullaby 14th-Mar-2010 07:13 pm (UTC)
lol ikr damn
alyssa_hilary 14th-Mar-2010 01:36 pm (UTC)
NO!
loveohlovelove 14th-Mar-2010 01:36 pm (UTC)
yikes.
jaded_rhapsody 14th-Mar-2010 01:36 pm (UTC)
Mmmm...Lucius
audience 14th-Mar-2010 01:36 pm (UTC)
we can argue all day about whether or not her writing is any good, but the numbers speak for themselves.
roxy_girl05 14th-Mar-2010 04:04 pm (UTC)
Quantity does not equal quality.
be_debonair 14th-Mar-2010 04:17 pm (UTC)
amen

prime example is twilight
ophey 14th-Mar-2010 05:53 pm (UTC)
But quantity = popularity, which means that HP will be around for a long, long time either way.
secretivexhero 14th-Mar-2010 06:53 pm (UTC)
normally id agree, but hp is quality.
vangogh_ourears 14th-Mar-2010 08:38 pm (UTC)
in this case it does
therealycats 14th-Mar-2010 10:40 pm (UTC)
I don't think Jo is the greatest writer in the world, but what she is is a good storyteller, and a very intricate one at that. She has backstories written up for several of the characters that the books don't even touch on, and I think she did a good job of incorporating allusions to mythologies and the heroic cycle into the books.

By comparison the Twilight books are just a thrown together mess with some incomprehensible moral message about waiting until marriage for sex and...to be honest, I don't even know what.
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