ONTD

11:39 pm - 03/08/2010

Eli Roth confirms manwhore status, is probs bedding Peaches Geldof

 

Just when I was about to throw Eli Roth a compliment for looking sessy (aka like a waiter at a 1920s-themed murder mystery party) at the Oscars last night, I see pictures of him holding hands with Peaches Fucking Geldof! If you have no idea who Peaches Geldof is, just stick your finger up your b-hole, pull it out, smell it, and that pretty much sums her up.

Did Eli get the memo that Peaches is the worst?! I know Eli Roth gets hard for gore and horror, but this is ridiculous! I can't look at you anymore, Eli.









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I know ONTD pretends they are over him, but you all know you are broken-hearted.  Seriously though, WTF is up with this?  Weirdest pairing ever.

Also, Peaches has tweeted about him too.  Gag.
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minny150 9th-Mar-2010 05:45 am (UTC)
Ugh.
ohhkathleen 9th-Mar-2010 10:50 am (UTC)
Ugh? I am pretty sure she is better than all the ontd members who were involved with...whatever that was.
thewhowhatwhats 9th-Mar-2010 05:45 am (UTC)
They compliment each other perfectly.
somethinguseful 9th-Mar-2010 05:46 am (UTC)
*complement
thewhowhatwhats 9th-Mar-2010 05:50 am (UTC)
Fucking Nazis
partipo 9th-Mar-2010 06:48 am (UTC)
agreed
choco_carebear 9th-Mar-2010 05:45 am (UTC)
Ugh, the visual comparison between him and my bb ZQ makes me weep. Can't unsee now.

Edited at 2010-03-09 05:46 am (UTC)
ohourheartsbeat 9th-Mar-2010 06:28 am (UTC)
Don't worry, bb. ZQ is the ridiculously beautiful version of Eli's nastiness. The comparison just makes him look even better IMO.
cinnamonnn 9th-Mar-2010 06:19 pm (UTC)
Eli is like a cautionary, "what could have been" version of zq
nupogodii 9th-Mar-2010 05:45 am (UTC)
Yikes, I hate to be a downer but he could do better.
jennitarox 9th-Mar-2010 05:45 am (UTC)
Yech, Peaches is nast
squirrels_oh_no 9th-Mar-2010 05:45 am (UTC)
Someone like him deserves someone like her. They're both skanks.
bearsbeets 9th-Mar-2010 05:47 am (UTC)
lol ia
lalameanslove 9th-Mar-2010 06:15 am (UTC)
mte
bearsbeets 9th-Mar-2010 05:46 am (UTC)
ew he looks creepy as fuck in that first picture
ohourheartsbeat 9th-Mar-2010 06:29 am (UTC)
ew he looks creepy as fuck in that first picture always.
bearsbeets 9th-Mar-2010 06:33 am (UTC)
haha I knew this was coming as soon as I hit "post"
mamalicco 9th-Mar-2010 05:46 am (UTC)
STAND UP STRAIGHT FOR FUCKS SAKE!
somethinguseful 9th-Mar-2010 05:46 am (UTC)
What is with her posture? Gross.
la_petite_singe 9th-Mar-2010 05:46 am (UTC)
OK, I don't know who she is, but she's apparently another graduate of the same posture school as Alexis Bledel and K-Stew. SHOULDERS BACK, LADIES.
pdebevoise 9th-Mar-2010 05:48 am (UTC)
Bob Geldof's daughter.
agoraphobicorgy 9th-Mar-2010 12:50 pm (UTC)
awesome icon!
love_dior22 9th-Mar-2010 05:46 am (UTC)
oh dear that first photo is so haunting. What an odd pairing, they don't look right together imo.
baglady25 9th-Mar-2010 05:46 am (UTC)
They deserve each other.
partipo 9th-Mar-2010 06:50 am (UTC)
pretty much
maureeni13 9th-Mar-2010 05:46 am (UTC)
NO, JUST NO
katina921 9th-Mar-2010 01:44 pm (UTC)
whoa perfect icon.
Which ep is it from?
maureeni13 9th-Mar-2010 03:57 pm (UTC)
It's where Bart and Lisa go to Duff Gardens, and she drinks the water in one of the rides, thus going cray cray.
leopard_legs 9th-Mar-2010 02:58 pm (UTC)
I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN
snappingbonez 9th-Mar-2010 05:46 am (UTC)
that thing she's doing with her neck is annoying me.
holleratalex 9th-Mar-2010 05:47 am (UTC)
ztrellitaa 9th-Mar-2010 05:50 am (UTC)
I will never stop loving this gif.
claudsx 9th-Mar-2010 08:42 am (UTC)
lol
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