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3:18 pm - 03/02/2010

Peen Post

This is brand new information....



Someone has a nasty Pen15 according to our fellow face-planter Hailey Glassman.

"Yes, YOU KNOW WHO THIS NASTY PENIS belongs to! I think I just threw up in my mouth a bit. EW the torture!"




Jon Gosselin?





You mad huh Hailey

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aurosan 2nd-Mar-2010 08:35 pm (UTC)
imma let this sit here for a while
moodring54 2nd-Mar-2010 08:35 pm (UTC)
LOOOOOL
prettysighs 2nd-Mar-2010 08:35 pm (UTC)
lol perf
iamkatiei 2nd-Mar-2010 08:40 pm (UTC)
this will never not be funny
biruuu 2nd-Mar-2010 08:51 pm (UTC)
IA
penny_love_lane 2nd-Mar-2010 09:14 pm (UTC)
IKR
sleepofplagues 2nd-Mar-2010 08:41 pm (UTC)
OH JESUS GEEESUCCCSSS
emizee 2nd-Mar-2010 08:44 pm (UTC)
lol
firecracked 2nd-Mar-2010 08:49 pm (UTC)
what did i miss?
lyricalharmony 2nd-Mar-2010 09:25 pm (UTC)
I don't get it :/
iamashamed 2nd-Mar-2010 09:38 pm (UTC)
lol<3
nene718 2nd-Mar-2010 09:48 pm (UTC)
LOL
jearsforqueers 2nd-Mar-2010 09:48 pm (UTC)
ahaha
vangogh_ourears 2nd-Mar-2010 09:57 pm (UTC)
you say this in a lot of posts.
minimaggie 2nd-Mar-2010 08:35 pm (UTC)
GOOD GOD!
just_a_mirror 4th-Mar-2010 03:29 am (UTC)
i've seen one like that irl, it's terrifying, confusing, and hilarious. in that order.
notforked 6th-Mar-2010 05:08 pm (UTC)
oh god what did you do

how did you not laugh (unless you did)
aurosan 2nd-Mar-2010 08:35 pm (UTC)
but that ain't him

it's the first result if you search for a disease called micropenis

sorry ontd
prettysighs 2nd-Mar-2010 08:36 pm (UTC)
that's interesting. and sad.
lumaria 2nd-Mar-2010 08:36 pm (UTC)
lol
greenfish 2nd-Mar-2010 08:37 pm (UTC)
I agree; he may be dumb, but would never be dumb enough to let someone measure him, either. Sink lower, Hailey.
ree7aan 2nd-Mar-2010 08:38 pm (UTC)
yeah its been around for ages
sillyboo5000 2nd-Mar-2010 08:38 pm (UTC)
man that's gotta suck
aurosan 2nd-Mar-2010 08:40 pm (UTC)
seriously i would kill myself
m3ts_ftw 2nd-Mar-2010 08:40 pm (UTC)
lol yeah. I've seen this pic before, many times.
kyttiesakura 2nd-Mar-2010 08:40 pm (UTC)
aw man, meh
mr_jellyneck 2nd-Mar-2010 08:42 pm (UTC)
The word micropenis really rolls off the tongue.
teawithhoney 2nd-Mar-2010 08:44 pm (UTC)
good job aurosan
theonlykow 2nd-Mar-2010 08:48 pm (UTC)
You're my favorite peen detective.
hugmeimdirty 2nd-Mar-2010 08:51 pm (UTC)
LOLOLOL
amandavanessa 2nd-Mar-2010 08:57 pm (UTC)
LMAO
hearty_chili 2nd-Mar-2010 09:03 pm (UTC)
Clicking on this post and immediately recognizing that stock micropenis is some kind of come-to-Jesus wakeup call for me
diamond_dust06 2nd-Mar-2010 09:13 pm (UTC)
Disease? Is it contagious?
ewans_glitter 2nd-Mar-2010 09:20 pm (UTC)
lol this. i remember seeing this like 4 or 5 years ago.
hollis1975 2nd-Mar-2010 09:24 pm (UTC)
oh wow..

i bet hes seething right now anyways
catalytically 2nd-Mar-2010 09:38 pm (UTC)
i wonder why you googled micropenis
prinzessin784 2nd-Mar-2010 10:15 pm (UTC)
I'm sorry to say that I also knew this lol
monchhichi_liz 3rd-Mar-2010 12:13 am (UTC)
I love that you know that.
wintourseason 3rd-Mar-2010 02:25 am (UTC)
it's creepy that i knew it was from that google search :/
junebug80 6th-Mar-2010 03:00 am (UTC)
I agree. I'm pretty sure I've seen that picture posted on other forums before.
sparky914 2nd-Mar-2010 08:36 pm (UTC)
that looks shopped. What's up with the balls?
shanny_w 2nd-Mar-2010 08:43 pm (UTC)
Not a shooooop. This is mother nature trollin.
chrislola 2nd-Mar-2010 09:48 pm (UTC)
This is mother nature trollin.
lol
teelke 2nd-Mar-2010 10:01 pm (UTC)
LMFAO
mcwicca 2nd-Mar-2010 10:22 pm (UTC)
A+
bestcoast 2nd-Mar-2010 08:36 pm (UTC)
That's not him sorry dudes
alicel 2nd-Mar-2010 09:38 pm (UTC)
don't tell whitegirlthin. i want my fucking popcorn when she runs all up in here going WHAT SMALL PENIS WHAT LOLOLOL OMG THATS JON GOSSELIN KILL YOURSELF ALL OF YOU OMFGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!11111

countin down.
lovedforaday 2nd-Mar-2010 08:36 pm (UTC)
what? she's really mad at him
snoringbeautee 2nd-Mar-2010 08:56 pm (UTC)
srsly. like too much
leprince504 2nd-Mar-2010 08:36 pm (UTC)
WHY DID I CLICK? WHY WHY WHY
dotgasmic 2nd-Mar-2010 09:51 pm (UTC)
MTE.

MY EYES!
cocopora 2nd-Mar-2010 08:36 pm (UTC)
oh why did i click. i knew what was waiting behind the cut and i still clicked.

and why on EARTH would he let you take a picture of it?? with a tape measure!?!?
thedamaged 2nd-Mar-2010 08:40 pm (UTC)
lmfao it isn't even him.
cocopora 2nd-Mar-2010 08:54 pm (UTC)
that doesn't make the image go away!
valire 2nd-Mar-2010 10:04 pm (UTC)
Your icon! So much <333333
modern_toilet 2nd-Mar-2010 09:25 pm (UTC)
are you actually that dumb to believe that it's really him?
that picture is like the oldest thing in the world.
the guy has a disease called micropenis. it's a real thing.
x_cheshire_x 2nd-Mar-2010 08:37 pm (UTC)
D:
alicel 2nd-Mar-2010 09:39 pm (UTC)
a+ icon/reaction
realityvsdreams 2nd-Mar-2010 08:37 pm (UTC)
not to sound weird, but i think i've seen that pic before (probably on this community) so i don't think it's jon
jiai1 2nd-Mar-2010 11:07 pm (UTC)
Even though I'm really late to the post, I knew before clicking which pic it was because, indeed, that pic has been posted here a billion times. lol
leonardbriscoe 2nd-Mar-2010 08:37 pm (UTC)
The first penis I ever saw was like that... except did not have the girth at all.

I was so horrified. I didn't even open my eyes while I was giving the hand job. I was like WHAT DO I EVEN DO WITH THIS. I MIGHT BE A VIRGIN, BUT I KNOW THIS AIN'T RIGHT.
caramelmouse 2nd-Mar-2010 08:38 pm (UTC)
HAHAHAHAHAHAH.
kindafunnysad 2nd-Mar-2010 08:39 pm (UTC)
hahaha i would've left
leonardbriscoe 2nd-Mar-2010 08:41 pm (UTC)
it was like a damn pinky. it was the first/last time anything happened with that guy
realityvsdreams 2nd-Mar-2010 08:39 pm (UTC)
hahah how do you give a handjob to that? more like a pinky/thumb job.
aurosan 2nd-Mar-2010 08:41 pm (UTC)
why were you hooking up with an 8 year old
sillyboo5000 2nd-Mar-2010 08:41 pm (UTC)
OMG LOL
drewy88 2nd-Mar-2010 08:44 pm (UTC)
HAHAHAHAHA OMG LMAOAOAOOA <333
_zombies 2nd-Mar-2010 08:54 pm (UTC)
omg gurl, you had me laughing all the way off my bed lololol
rambling_road 2nd-Mar-2010 08:55 pm (UTC)
LMAO THIS IS HILARIOUS IM SORRY BB BUT OMG
dazedpuckbunny 2nd-Mar-2010 08:58 pm (UTC)
Holy fuck. Did it even need a handjob? Just a forefinger and thumb would suffice yes?
novembers_sky 2nd-Mar-2010 08:59 pm (UTC)
"I MIGHT BE A VIRGIN, BUT I KNOW THIS AIN'T RIGHT."


LMFAO!!
iamkat 2nd-Mar-2010 09:04 pm (UTC)
were we with the same guy?
loveshannon 2nd-Mar-2010 09:07 pm (UTC)
lmao
muskeeterrowan 2nd-Mar-2010 09:15 pm (UTC)
OMG thats funny as hell..sorry that must have been so weird for you!!
busterrantcasey 2nd-Mar-2010 09:17 pm (UTC)
I'm a virgin and stories like that scare the shit out of me lol. I hope my first time won't be like that
iamashamed 2nd-Mar-2010 09:48 pm (UTC)
lmao
chrislola 2nd-Mar-2010 09:50 pm (UTC)
LOL omg i'm so sorry that was your first time seeing a penis irl.
phishtickie 2nd-Mar-2010 09:54 pm (UTC)
How did you handle it? I mean, how can you even a handjob to a penis that small? Wrap 2 fingers around it?
leopard_legs 2nd-Mar-2010 10:02 pm (UTC)
HAHAHAHAHHAHA
YOU ONLY NEEDED TO USE LIKE FOREFINGER AND THUMB
HAHAHAHA


IF YOU BLEW THAT IM SORRY
causeiwontsing 2nd-Mar-2010 10:03 pm (UTC)
sounds like you were with my brother.
synflood 2nd-Mar-2010 10:04 pm (UTC)
o lawd...
gravity1318 2nd-Mar-2010 10:56 pm (UTC)
I made out with a dude a couple times, and when I found out he was hung pretty much EXACTLY like that picture, I moved on.


nobody should act like they're that awesome or have that much game when they are sporting a nugget downstairs.


forevermore, my friends and I refer to him as nugget.
malorn 3rd-Mar-2010 01:10 am (UTC)
You are quite awesome for even doing the job.
underworld 3rd-Mar-2010 02:37 am (UTC)
lmao when I came across one of those, I ended up just using like the tips of my thumb, forefinger and middle finger. I was like, I bet this offensive? but oh well =/ rofl
magli 2nd-Mar-2010 08:37 pm (UTC)
aw, it's kinda cute.
finchroxxx i'm going to pretend this is real so i can post this gif — 2nd-Mar-2010 08:37 pm (UTC)
meangirl33 Re: i'm going to pretend this is real so i can post this gif — 2nd-Mar-2010 08:38 pm (UTC)
I know, people ruining the fun and shit lol
ectypes Re: i'm going to pretend this is real so i can post this gif — 2nd-Mar-2010 08:39 pm (UTC)
loved him in a serious man
hollis1975 Re: i'm going to pretend this is real so i can post this gif — 2nd-Mar-2010 09:26 pm (UTC)
hahhaa actually he did. nnow he has to defend his penis honor
mcwicca Re: i'm going to pretend this is real so i can post this gif — 2nd-Mar-2010 10:25 pm (UTC)
I am so happy that this is a gif.
rinkadink 2nd-Mar-2010 08:37 pm (UTC)
altho funny, i doubt he would pose for this and let it be measured........also i have to give the man props for stopping the exploitation of his kids by their mom. whatever the true reasons were..good came out of it in that regard.
boomstick 2nd-Mar-2010 08:38 pm (UTC)
Yeah, it was only okay to exploit the kids while he got a cut of the profit and fame. YOU GO GUY!
rinkadink 2nd-Mar-2010 09:15 pm (UTC)
hm the way i understood it he was expressing not wanting to do anymore before they even had the big affair/divorce thing..and the disagreement over continuing caused a lot of the problems which progressed

not misguided into thinking the public will ever know the REAL truth tho..

like i said regardless of the true reasons..it stopped..which was good.
skeletwin 2nd-Mar-2010 08:37 pm (UTC)
welcome to the internet
finchroxxx 2nd-Mar-2010 08:38 pm (UTC)
looking good enzio
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