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2:47 pm - 02/24/2010

Paris Hilton would like some Attention please *NSFW*

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Here's Paris Hilton getting out of her car in Hollywood yesterday and I'm not even going to comment on the fact you can see her groin because, at this point, it'd be like commenting on whiskey making you drive better. Stop the press!

In the meantime, I'm pretty sure Paris has a personal plastic surgeon on staff who inflates and deflates her tits like other women change eyeliner. Then again, that'd be insanely unhealthy, and I don't want to get my hopes up. Sometimes you don't want to dream too big.






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[info]ibelieveinlove 24th-Feb-2010 07:55 pm (UTC)
NOT SHOCKED lol
and wait...seam?

Edited at 2010-02-24 07:56 pm (UTC)
[info]scheisse 24th-Feb-2010 08:26 pm (UTC)
That's what I was thinking. Since when does a vagina extend that far up? As much as I hate sticking up this bitch, she doesn't seem like the same old Paris anymore. After the whole sex tape debacle, she's tried everything she could to become a more *~sophisticated~* person. I'd believe it if this was a picture of the old Paris, but not of the new.
[info]spank_d 24th-Feb-2010 10:26 pm (UTC)
Obviously it's a seam.
[info]_keng_ 25th-Feb-2010 12:19 am (UTC)
Yeah, I think it's just a seam.
[info]knifeinmyhand 24th-Feb-2010 07:56 pm (UTC)
Typical.
[info]lingail140 24th-Feb-2010 07:56 pm (UTC)
i'm so glad that nobody gives a shit about this bitch anymore.
[info]ahiru_duck 24th-Feb-2010 07:59 pm (UTC)
what about Betty White?
[info]theartistprince 24th-Feb-2010 08:02 pm (UTC)
Everyone likes Dustin Hoffman.
[info]supercrimen EXCUSE YOU24th-Feb-2010 08:14 pm (UTC)
[info]holleratalex 24th-Feb-2010 08:22 pm (UTC)
[info]bellalindsay 24th-Feb-2010 08:27 pm (UTC)
lol, she's not old, skanky but not old. I'm afraid of what she will look like when she is.
[info]jigglemypuff 24th-Feb-2010 07:56 pm (UTC)
It's 65 in LA. Why is she wearing tights?
[info]disco_balla 24th-Feb-2010 08:03 pm (UTC)
I wore tights yesterday too. It wasn't that hot and tights can make or break an outfit.
[info]supercrimen 24th-Feb-2010 08:14 pm (UTC)
lol
[info]flightsabove 24th-Feb-2010 10:49 pm (UTC)
lol i love how this is so true.
[info]platinumpinup 24th-Feb-2010 08:05 pm (UTC)
OMG, lol! It's 26 here(or usually colder), and I see people in shorts sandles everyday. True fact.
[info]omfgpubichair 24th-Feb-2010 08:07 pm (UTC)
i wear tights when its 40

fuck pants
[info]syzygy09 24th-Feb-2010 08:09 pm (UTC)
regardless, in this situation, thank God she's wearing tights
[info]jeru02 24th-Feb-2010 08:19 pm (UTC)
65 is COLD
[info]bellalindsay 24th-Feb-2010 08:24 pm (UTC)
I still wear a light jacket or cardigan when it's 65 degrees. It's 55 degrees in the winter here, so that's cold.
[info]zdisneygirl1990 24th-Feb-2010 08:25 pm (UTC)
65 is freezing in LA. I'm wearing boots and a coat right mow, and I'm still cold lol.
[info]underdog_ontop 24th-Feb-2010 08:43 pm (UTC)
because 65 is cold.
[info]xtinkerbellax 24th-Feb-2010 08:59 pm (UTC)
People wear jeans in warm weather, and jeans are definitely heavier than pants. I wear tights when the temperature goes under 70.
[info]amelia_heinle 24th-Feb-2010 07:57 pm (UTC)
she is so sexy.
[info]teeluh 24th-Feb-2010 07:57 pm (UTC)
I've forgotten about her.
I would have liked to keep it that way too.
[info]sarahkate24 24th-Feb-2010 08:09 pm (UTC)
a+ comment and icon

<3
[info]mojo_malone 24th-Feb-2010 07:57 pm (UTC)
The idea of not wearing underpants with tights just confuses me.
[info]ibelieveinlove 24th-Feb-2010 07:58 pm (UTC)
it kinda makes my skin crawl
[info]bostongirl2003 24th-Feb-2010 08:03 pm (UTC)
same.
[info]girlyevil 24th-Feb-2010 08:05 pm (UTC)
ikr
[info]dandyxwarhol 24th-Feb-2010 08:13 pm (UTC)
my grandma wears underwear outside her tights.

/coolstory.
[info]lauraisace 24th-Feb-2010 08:16 pm (UTC)
I'm pretty sure I read somewhere that you can get a yeast infection from doing that :/
[info]stellawuzadiver 24th-Feb-2010 11:31 pm (UTC)
Me too.
[info]_keng_ 25th-Feb-2010 12:20 am (UTC)
MTE

That, and jeans. Wearing no underwear with jeans... I dunno, just sounds extremely uncomfortable.
[info]quotesgurl 26th-Feb-2010 02:14 am (UTC)
really? I don't think I could feel comfortable without underwear on.
[info]boys 24th-Feb-2010 07:57 pm (UTC)
is it 2006?
[info]ceruleansun 24th-Feb-2010 08:18 pm (UTC)
LOL BITCH WHERE HAVE U BEEN
TURN ON YOUR PM'S I CANT REPLY TO YOUR ASS
[info]boys 24th-Feb-2010 08:25 pm (UTC)
oh shit i forgot you were pm'ing me i've been ignoring my inbox as usual
one sec lemme reply LOL
[info]jigglemypuff 24th-Feb-2010 07:58 pm (UTC)
The crabs couldn't even take the smell and left.
[info]rewritten_since 24th-Feb-2010 08:02 pm (UTC)
lolol now i'm imagining actual crabs scuttling away from her vag in horror
[info]chimbleysweep 24th-Feb-2010 07:57 pm (UTC)
We've seen it. Try something else.
[info]entelodont 24th-Feb-2010 07:57 pm (UTC)
A SEAM! SOOO SCANDALOUS
[info]spadul 24th-Feb-2010 07:57 pm (UTC)
[info]nanewt011 24th-Feb-2010 07:57 pm (UTC)
her tits look as wonky as her eyes
[info]munkeycheeze 24th-Feb-2010 08:31 pm (UTC)
I am not going to lie to you... I was not focusing on her tits or her eyes
[info]andbetty 24th-Feb-2010 07:58 pm (UTC)
sick
[info]utterly_toxic 24th-Feb-2010 07:58 pm (UTC)
I hate myself for admitting this, but she looks kinda pretty (from the crotch up) here..

She is looking alot like her sister
[info]mojo_malone 24th-Feb-2010 07:59 pm (UTC)
Remember when her sister was considered the ugly one? Good times good times.
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