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February 18th, 2010, 06:26 pm
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Lady GaGa on the cover of Cosmo April Issue!



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allagainst
February 18th, 2010, 11:36 pm
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voldemortslayer
February 18th, 2010, 11:52 pm
this was my initial reaction as well
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glambbydoll
February 18th, 2010, 11:54 pm
lolol
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eyelive4this
February 19th, 2010, 12:02 am
love it
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discohustler
February 18th, 2010, 11:36 pm
She looks normal? Very Aguilera.
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discohustler
February 18th, 2010, 11:38 pm
The first portion of my comment sounded bitchy, but I love Gaga for the records!
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yrsuchariot
February 19th, 2010, 12:09 am
Well, it is Cosmo...
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lillyluna
February 18th, 2010, 11:36 pm
I bet I can find 50 butt naked things to do with Shaun White.
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ed1nburgh
February 18th, 2010, 11:38 pm
Mmm, definitely agreed.
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jessepinkman
February 18th, 2010, 11:40 pm
lolololol - after i read your comment. this convo came to mind again

do they include:

Keene: What do you want to do?
White: I don't know, man. Ride down the middle?
(Chorus of noes.)
Keene: No, have some fun.
White: Drop a double mick?
Keene: Yeah, drop a double mick at the end. Do whatever you want and [expletive] send that thing. Make sure you stomp the [expletive] out of that thing.



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lillyluna
February 18th, 2010, 11:44 pm
A+
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liliananyappy
February 18th, 2010, 11:45 pm
I lol'd when NBC apologized afterwards for the "explicit language"
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midnight_lite
February 18th, 2010, 11:40 pm
lol
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stickablestars
February 19th, 2010, 06:47 am
Hahaha I agree! :D
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inflixion
February 18th, 2010, 11:36 pm
"The Sex Article We Can't Describe Here!"

That's just lazy.
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dandyinmypants
February 19th, 2010, 12:41 am
lol irl
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up_and_away1252
February 19th, 2010, 04:27 am
lol
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stickablestars
February 19th, 2010, 06:48 am
rofl irl
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ohhkathleen
February 18th, 2010, 11:36 pm
Cosmo is such shit. I find it insulting.
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childish
February 18th, 2010, 11:38 pm
But how else would I learn to please my man?!
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ohhkathleen
February 18th, 2010, 11:40 pm
Right? Or "speak his sex language" because all girls suck in bed, and all guys are great, so we need to learn how to please them via cosmo.
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eclatez
February 18th, 2010, 11:54 pm
I suppose you could try communicating with him, but only whores do that
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antpantsss
February 18th, 2010, 11:36 pm
She looks like floptina
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lastingchances
February 18th, 2010, 11:37 pm


cosmo is a joke
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_xxtom
February 18th, 2010, 11:38 pm
WOW this shit is offensive
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quidditchkiss
February 18th, 2010, 11:40 pm
Yeah, those are some real manly dates right there.
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me_and_jimmy
February 18th, 2010, 11:40 pm
fuck you cosmo I want to see my man bake brownies wearing an apron and oven mitts
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quidditchkiss
February 18th, 2010, 11:41 pm
Now that's manly.
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tehkatt
February 19th, 2010, 12:52 am
my man baked me red-velvet cupcakes for my birthday and made cream cheese frosting and all that shit. he even tried to make them reduced fat for me by using less butter.

OHNO COSMO HAS EMASCULATED HM.
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gypsy_chick52
February 18th, 2010, 11:40 pm
some guys need those pore strips.....

if he needs it, let it beeee
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etched
February 18th, 2010, 11:40 pm
the point of those is to be a joke, especially the one on the right side
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bitchsdangerous
February 18th, 2010, 11:41 pm
If I was dating a 16yr old, then yeah... maybe that'd apply. lol

My guy sings to Gaga on the radio and listens to her CD when he goes away in the car... and I think its adorable.
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daisypaisy
February 18th, 2010, 11:41 pm
Fuck this...I love brownies any way i can get them.
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meowberry
February 18th, 2010, 11:41 pm
lol like I need my boyfriend to teach me how to play video games
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cigarettelover
February 18th, 2010, 11:42 pm
If my man ever wore a Snuggie it'd be over tbh.
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rinirini
February 18th, 2010, 11:45 pm
Kill with fire
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janetbond007
February 18th, 2010, 11:48 pm
Actually, I'd love to find him baking brownies in an apron. As long as he was only wearing the apron.
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nobutan
February 18th, 2010, 11:56 pm
Fucking dumb and unfunny.
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lillyluna
February 18th, 2010, 11:56 pm
So all those awful girls my guy friends talk about, they all take 100% of their dating advice from Cosmo.
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underdog_ontop
February 19th, 2010, 12:00 am
fuck i could go for some brownies and dick rn.
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babysinclair
February 19th, 2010, 12:04 am
I"M MORE OFFENDED AT THE BUY A DOG PART ON THE MANLY DATE SIDE
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beccaztr0n
February 19th, 2010, 12:17 am
i hate cosmo sfm
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judgmental
February 19th, 2010, 12:36 am
I would never ever ever EVER want to see my bf singing to Gaga. EVER. Ugh.
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voyevoda
February 19th, 2010, 01:17 am
Fucking hell...what exactly are they implying with that second one? Because if they're implying that my boyfriend is gay for doing things similar to 90% of that (he even enjoyed Twilight) then they can go fuck themselves.
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starburstchick
February 19th, 2010, 03:04 am
I wish my boyfriend read ONTD.

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cottonseed_mew
February 19th, 2010, 05:21 am
I hate cosmo and other women's magazines who think women only exist to find and fuck a man. Hello! I care about more than "578 ways to give head without your mother noticing."
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superchocobear
February 19th, 2010, 05:37 am
Those date ideas are cute, but I'm offended at how they're apparently "manly". I love pizza, dogs, sports (k maybe not sports but I'm up for anything) and definitely video games and steak as much as the next guy.


And lol if they're implying that those things in the second list are gay, my brother is coming close. He loves Lady Gaga and he needs to clean his pores/cover up his zits all the time!
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jonze_spike
February 18th, 2010, 11:38 pm
butt naked uggggh
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boys
February 18th, 2010, 11:38 pm
trust you to post this
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jackiemust_die
February 18th, 2010, 11:38 pm
LOL
my friends made a song out of this once
it was amazing
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disco_balla
February 18th, 2010, 11:42 pm
LOL OMG

My husband would be like "WTF is this shit? Let's do it PLZ."
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this_repetition
February 18th, 2010, 11:56 pm
Body paint doesn't seem arousing to me at all, especially the edible chocolate kind.
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bluemeadow13
February 19th, 2010, 12:10 am
4. Read Cosmo

lol no
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requinnn
February 19th, 2010, 12:44 am
3. Play Wii. The vision of your guy trying to bowl a strike without pants on will have you giggling for months... And he’ll love watching you play tennis.

Uh yeah I don't really need to see his junk flopping around while he plays Wii. It's like that episode of Seinfeld where Jerry had the girlfriend who was naked all the time.
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_lightmycandle_
February 19th, 2010, 02:16 am
Uh yeah I don't really need to see his junk flopping around while he plays Wii.

ROFL mte. that does NOT sound attractive....
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selphiebooyaka
February 19th, 2010, 12:58 am
I think number 9 is my favorite lmao
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up_and_away1252
February 19th, 2010, 04:42 am
10. Have him paint your toe nails. Even if he’s not great at it, it’ll be cute watching him try.

LOLLL wtf I'd be like UHHHH CAN WE FUCK ALREADY?!
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boys
February 18th, 2010, 11:38 pm
christina aguilera much?
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teenagewhore
February 18th, 2010, 11:40 pm
stop.
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February 18th, 2010, 11:43 pm
lmao
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jackiemust_die
February 18th, 2010, 11:38 pm
I hate Cosmo
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eleven59
February 18th, 2010, 11:38 pm
Why is it in a bag?
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boys
February 18th, 2010, 11:39 pm
it probably came with a free tacky makeup case or tote bag which would be in the plastic bag with the magazine
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eleven59
February 18th, 2010, 11:46 pm
I figured it came with a freebie. I was just curious if it was a cd or something else.
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joshluvsduff
February 18th, 2010, 11:40 pm
I suppose it doesn't come out until the end of March, Carrie Underwood is on March's issue now
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la_sikka
February 18th, 2010, 11:38 pm
well this will be the first and last time a shit load of people buy cosmo.
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rinirini
February 18th, 2010, 11:47 pm
I love Gaga a lot but have never/would never buy Cosmo
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quidditchkiss
February 18th, 2010, 11:38 pm
50 Things To Do Butt Naked: Lady Gaga.

lol idek she's still fierce, though.
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sans_sanctity
February 18th, 2010, 11:43 pm
Exactly what I was gonna say.
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_xxtom
February 18th, 2010, 11:38 pm
Cosmo is fucking terrible
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