lolololol - after i read your comment. this convo came to mind again
do they include:
Keene: What do you want to do? White: I don't know, man. Ride down the middle? (Chorus of noes.) Keene: No, have some fun. White: Drop a double mick? Keene: Yeah, drop a double mick at the end. Do whatever you want and [expletive] send that thing. Make sure you stomp the [expletive] out of that thing.
my man baked me red-velvet cupcakes for my birthday and made cream cheese frosting and all that shit. he even tried to make them reduced fat for me by using less butter.
Fucking hell...what exactly are they implying with that second one? Because if they're implying that my boyfriend is gay for doing things similar to 90% of that (he even enjoyed Twilight) then they can go fuck themselves.
I hate cosmo and other women's magazines who think women only exist to find and fuck a man. Hello! I care about more than "578 ways to give head without your mother noticing."
Those date ideas are cute, but I'm offended at how they're apparently "manly". I love pizza, dogs, sports (k maybe not sports but I'm up for anything) and definitely video games and steak as much as the next guy.
And lol if they're implying that those things in the second list are gay, my brother is coming close. He loves Lady Gaga and he needs to clean his pores/cover up his zits all the time!
TRY THESE WHEN YOU ARE WITH YOUR GUY 1. Put on a fashion show. Tell him you want his opinion on a pair of shoes you just bought. He’ll roll his eyes—until he sees that you’re wearing only the shoes.
2. Talk on the phone. Set a phone date with your guy for a naked good night. You don’t even have to discuss the fact that you’re nude—just knowing it will make your chat sexier.
3. Play Wii. The vision of your guy trying to bowl a strike without pants on will have you giggling for months... And he’ll love watching you play tennis.
4. Read Cosmo. Read our story What Guys Know About Sex That You Don’t with him, and tell him that his secret’s out!
5. Paint your bedroom. Pick a bright, lively colour for one wall. You can clean each other up afterward.
6. Take a mid-afternoon nap. Turn up the air-conditioning and wrap a blanket tightly around your intertwined bodies.
7. Do an exotic body treatment on each other. Rubbing a dry loofah all over your body was a tradition in ancient Turkish baths—it leaves your skin silky smooth and gets your blood pumping. Take turns rubbing each other down in the steam of a warm shower. Then soap up and wash off.
8. Have your own martini party. Be sure to ask for yours shaken, just to see him wiggle his ass.
9. Wash the dishes. Do it messily enough and it’ll double as a shower!
10. Have him paint your toe nails. Even if he’s not great at it, it’ll be cute watching him try.
11. Play an old-school board game, like Monopoly. There’s no way he can cheat— where would he hide the money?
12. Paint each other. Order some body paint, and spend Saturday night indulging your creative sides.
13. Run through the sprinklers in your backyard if it’s surrounded with high walls, naked. We’ve done it as kids, but this way, it’ll turn into a decidedly adult activity.
14. Splurge on a couples spa treatment. Spending time relaxing together will erase the stress of your week.
15. Grab a deck of cards and play strip war. Make a rule that the loser has to stay naked all night.
3. Play Wii. The vision of your guy trying to bowl a strike without pants on will have you giggling for months... And he’ll love watching you play tennis.
Uh yeah I don't really need to see his junk flopping around while he plays Wii. It's like that episode of Seinfeld where Jerry had the girlfriend who was naked all the time.
do they include:
Keene: What do you want to do?
White: I don't know, man. Ride down the middle?
(Chorus of noes.)
Keene: No, have some fun.
White: Drop a double mick?
Keene: Yeah, drop a double mick at the end. Do whatever you want and [expletive] send that thing. Make sure you stomp the [expletive] out of that thing.
That's just lazy.
cosmo is a joke
OHNO COSMO HAS EMASCULATED HM.
if he needs it, let it beeee
My guy sings to Gaga on the radio and listens to her CD when he goes away in the car... and I think its adorable.
And lol if they're implying that those things in the second list are gay, my brother is coming close. He loves Lady Gaga and he needs to clean his pores/cover up his zits all the time!
TRY THESE WHEN YOU ARE WITH YOUR GUY
1. Put on a fashion show. Tell him you want his opinion on a pair of shoes you just bought. He’ll roll his eyes—until he sees that you’re wearing only the shoes.
2. Talk on the phone. Set a phone date with your guy for a naked good night. You don’t even have to discuss the fact that you’re nude—just knowing it will make your chat sexier.
3. Play Wii. The vision of your guy trying to bowl a strike without pants on will have you giggling for months... And he’ll love watching you play tennis.
4. Read Cosmo. Read our story What Guys Know About Sex That You Don’t with him, and tell him that his secret’s out!
5. Paint your bedroom. Pick a bright, lively colour for one wall. You can clean each other up afterward.
6. Take a mid-afternoon nap. Turn up the air-conditioning and wrap a blanket tightly around your intertwined bodies.
7. Do an exotic body treatment on each other. Rubbing a dry loofah all over your body was a tradition in ancient Turkish baths—it leaves your skin silky smooth and gets your blood pumping. Take turns rubbing each other down in the steam of a warm shower. Then soap up and wash off.
8. Have your own martini party. Be sure to ask for yours shaken, just to see him wiggle his ass.
9. Wash the dishes. Do it messily enough and it’ll double as a shower!
10. Have him paint your toe nails. Even if he’s not great at it, it’ll be cute watching him try.
11. Play an old-school board game, like Monopoly. There’s no way he can cheat— where would he hide the money?
12. Paint each other. Order some body paint, and spend Saturday night indulging your creative sides.
13. Run through the sprinklers in your backyard if it’s surrounded with high walls, naked. We’ve done it as kids, but this way, it’ll turn into a decidedly adult activity.
14. Splurge on a couples spa treatment. Spending time relaxing together will erase the stress of your week.
15. Grab a deck of cards and play strip war. Make a rule that the loser has to stay naked all night.
COMPLETE LIST
http://cosmo.intoday.in/cosmopolitan/st
my friends made a song out of this once
it was amazing
My husband would be like "WTF is this shit? Let's do it PLZ."
lol no
Uh yeah I don't really need to see his junk flopping around while he plays Wii. It's like that episode of Seinfeld where Jerry had the girlfriend who was naked all the time.
ROFL mte. that does NOT sound attractive....
LOLLL wtf I'd be like UHHHH CAN WE FUCK ALREADY?!
lol idek she's still fierce, though.