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Cleopatra theitalianchick
1:55 pm - 02/16/2010

Chunks is gone



 
Basically, someone pretended to be a magazine editor and tricked Tila into thinking she had landed a photoshoot, only to cancel it for her "pregnancy" and replace her with Lady Gaga. But then Tila 'miscarried' and sent this crazy ass emails to the "magazine editor" pleading for the job.








 

RECAP: she was pregnant and she was SO HAPPY, but then she had a concussion and a metal chair fell onto her belly , cue miscarriage with  "blood all over the place", but she will keep trying for a baby or just adopt one. Then she pleads for the chance to do the photoshoot, because hey, she's not pregnant anymore AND she's the girl in the most demand right now, because she makes 'headline news every day'.


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czihkadee 16th-Feb-2010 12:59 pm (UTC)
...wooooooooooow.
r_e_ana 16th-Feb-2010 02:51 pm (UTC)
mte
vangogh_ourears 16th-Feb-2010 03:17 pm (UTC)
mte x2
ouija_monkey 16th-Feb-2010 05:24 pm (UTC)
holy fuck this bitch.. a miscarriage at 15 weeks and she is flying to fucking russia? wouldnt she need a little more rest?
she needs to research her lies a little more.
I had a miscarriage at 14 weeks and it wasnt a easy procedure by aby means.
I went in for a ultra sound and the doctor couldnt detect a heart beat.
the details are to gory to share, but its not like a few days later I was ready for a flight around the wourld.
tamgerine 17th-Feb-2010 04:46 am (UTC)
Sorry to hear about your miscarriage bb, this is exactly why this bitch pisses me off so much >:| ... I'm 21 weeks' pregnant and the thought of anything happening to my baby terrifies me :(
one_ex 17th-Feb-2010 06:27 am (UTC)
I'm sorry :(
hingisova 16th-Feb-2010 01:00 pm (UTC)
i wish i cared for this bitch enough to read all those emails...
ben_superdetka 16th-Feb-2010 01:03 pm (UTC)
mte
nocavities 16th-Feb-2010 01:06 pm (UTC)
nice userpic
brit78 16th-Feb-2010 01:53 pm (UTC)
really? I'm glad I don't care enough to read them.
urbanenigma 17th-Feb-2010 01:35 am (UTC)
Seriously.
sarahleia 16th-Feb-2010 01:01 pm (UTC)
Please don't come to Australia. Please.

I am the girl that is in the MOST DEMAND! I literally make HEADLINE NEWS EVERY SINGLE DAY! as opposed to Lady Gaga, who is some no-good goddamn newbie tryhard, apparently. Or something along those lines.

JUST DON'T COME TO AUSTRALIA, OKAY; I LIKE MY LIFE IN ITS CURRENT NON-FUCKED-UP STATE

OH WAIT IT'S SORT OF FUCKED UP
NVM BUT DON'T COME ANYWAY

Edited at 2010-02-16 01:04 pm (UTC)
emilyfagtm 16th-Feb-2010 01:06 pm (UTC)
She should not come to Australia and Swifty should leave.
sarahleia 16th-Feb-2010 01:07 pm (UTC)
Swifty's here? That's funny; I don't see hordes of people running in the general direction of whatever arena she's singing at.

Oh wait...it's really late at night...why would they be?
sarahsumbrella 16th-Feb-2010 01:53 pm (UTC)
She's in Japan now according to her twitter
tamgerine 17th-Feb-2010 04:52 am (UTC)
SHE IS ALREADY ON HER WAY.

GOD HELP US.
baglady25 16th-Feb-2010 01:02 pm (UTC)
Shocking.
castevet 16th-Feb-2010 01:05 pm (UTC)
mte
effbitches blood all over the place. — 16th-Feb-2010 04:45 pm (UTC)
yup.
tamgerine Re: blood all over the place. — 17th-Feb-2010 04:59 am (UTC)
Is this the new CHUNKS MY BABY?
bloodbelieve 16th-Feb-2010 01:02 pm (UTC)
Oh dear God, when will it end?

And lol @ all her ~qualifications~ on the bottom of that email.
jasonbeast 16th-Feb-2010 01:04 pm (UTC)
Well, she is the president of Little Miss Trendsetter Management, LLC, after all.
carriehunt 16th-Feb-2010 05:51 pm (UTC)
i read this as Little Miss Transgender Management, LLC and i painted some amazing mental pictures
tamgerine 17th-Feb-2010 05:00 am (UTC)
And I'm the president of "tamgerine thinks that Tila is a waste of fucking space" LLC. Word.
anti_moralist 16th-Feb-2010 01:04 pm (UTC)
GOOD. HAHAHAHA.
emilyfagtm 16th-Feb-2010 01:04 pm (UTC)
I was going to comment saying "But we already knew she had a mental miscarriage before she fell" but I don't want to incase this crazy shit is true and she did miscarriage. =/
muertealkitsch 16th-Feb-2010 01:47 pm (UTC)
bb, what it if WERE true? Do you think this bitch would be a suitable mother? Do you think her spawn would be healthy, with all the drugs and STDs she has in her body? Miscarriage is a serious issue and it's heartbreaking to lose a baby, but in this case it's the lesser of two evils. Besides, the chances that it is true are 0.1%
emilyfagtm 16th-Feb-2010 01:52 pm (UTC)
Well the child was meant to be for my brother and sister in law how can't have their own kids? (why the hell do I know that? o_o)

But yeah after reading her e-mails again I viewed them in a logica manner. There are so many effy things in them, it's crazy.
phishtickie 16th-Feb-2010 03:53 pm (UTC)
That's not really for anyone to decide. Loads of people have kids when in the opinion of others they would be shit parents, and still their kids manage to grow up even more mature for it. It's just not up to any of us to decide who makes a good parent and who doesn't.
ugh_username 16th-Feb-2010 01:04 pm (UTC)
Wow...

This is really sad.
gerrycurls 16th-Feb-2010 02:30 pm (UTC)
ikr. as if she really has an assistant.
commonpple 16th-Feb-2010 05:57 pm (UTC)
Bahahaha!
fabnana 16th-Feb-2010 06:24 pm (UTC)
WOAH I lolled a little too hard at this
blarepierce 16th-Feb-2010 03:07 pm (UTC)
i think so too.
shanny_w 16th-Feb-2010 04:21 pm (UTC)
She's all "Dont tell the media cause they will just make fun of a woman who lost a baby". No they will make fun of a woman who thinks she lost a baby when there was nothing there to begin with. :\ damn.
mojo_risin43 16th-Feb-2010 01:05 pm (UTC)
Seems like she cared a lot about her child..
clairee_xo 16th-Feb-2010 01:47 pm (UTC)
mte
zacefronfiction 16th-Feb-2010 02:13 pm (UTC)
you know there was NO child? bitch made it all up.
drawntoinsanity 16th-Feb-2010 03:00 pm (UTC)
"child"
livesamantha 17th-Feb-2010 07:03 am (UTC)
Just as much as she cared about Casey
wumpie 16th-Feb-2010 01:05 pm (UTC)
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sangfwaah 16th-Feb-2010 01:46 pm (UTC)
lmao what's this from?
merkinmuffley 16th-Feb-2010 02:45 pm (UTC)
What we have here is an awesome gif from Mel Brook's seminal masterpiece, The Producers
celtic_thistle 16th-Feb-2010 06:00 pm (UTC)
lmfao perfect
feminist_von 16th-Feb-2010 01:05 pm (UTC)
i did not see this coming. at all.
eosophobia_x 16th-Feb-2010 01:17 pm (UTC)
tinkercannon 16th-Feb-2010 01:24 pm (UTC)
MONTY PYTHON GIF ♥
mojo_malone 16th-Feb-2010 01:25 pm (UTC)
LMAO!
aussiebeth 16th-Feb-2010 01:44 pm (UTC)
lol
djan31 16th-Feb-2010 01:44 pm (UTC)
HAHAHAHA.
A+
luvthatdrtywata GIF USAGE OF THE DAY! — 16th-Feb-2010 02:07 pm (UTC)
A+++++++++++++++++
rinygrin 16th-Feb-2010 01:05 pm (UTC)


Edited at 2010-02-16 01:07 pm (UTC)
biruuu 16th-Feb-2010 01:10 pm (UTC)
I love this.
deceitful 16th-Feb-2010 01:40 pm (UTC)
this is great
boys 16th-Feb-2010 01:05 pm (UTC)
the woman is genuinely ill and needs help

my jaw is still on the floor. who the FUCK fakes a pregnancy and a miscarriage for a photo shoot? GOOD LORD
craazychrissy 16th-Feb-2010 01:09 pm (UTC)
MTE.
tyffi 16th-Feb-2010 01:40 pm (UTC)
Have you ever heard of svmaria? She faked a miscarriage for lipgloss. Granted, she was no celeb, but neither is Tila.
i_willremember 16th-Feb-2010 01:42 pm (UTC)
THIS. Anyone who's had a miscarriage would NEVER talk about it in that much detail, especially not with someone they're trying to do business with. What a crazy fucking bitch.
honeynutcherri 16th-Feb-2010 03:19 pm (UTC)
Exactly.
lilacwine 16th-Feb-2010 03:29 pm (UTC)
I think it's kind of sad that there is NOBODY in her life that cares enough to get her some professional help. She needs to be committed.
expromqueen 16th-Feb-2010 05:40 pm (UTC)
i almost feel bad for making so many jokes at her expense over the years


ok not really
bravetoaster42 16th-Feb-2010 01:07 pm (UTC)
spider_orchid 16th-Feb-2010 05:53 pm (UTC)
omg I hate this bitch SO MUCH
bravetoaster42 16th-Feb-2010 06:02 pm (UTC)
Look at her face, she hates you too~
polarbearparty 17th-Feb-2010 07:13 am (UTC)
Ugh, Nina Garciaaaa >:(
saann 16th-Feb-2010 01:07 pm (UTC)
so much LOL in the email


"I NEVER go out so NOBODY sees pics of me. so with that I keep myself a Mystery.."

"please don't announce to the Media that I lost my baby. it is something very private to heartbreaking to me"
saann 16th-Feb-2010 01:09 pm (UTC)
it's lolworthy because she can't stop tweeting about everything and she calls the paps all the time
not because of a miscarriage (which is horrible if it's true)
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