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2:49 pm - 02/06/2010

Aaron Carter Assumes The Position

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Aaron Carter is really starting to look like a middle-aged recovering junkie who spends his lunch hour jacking off in his '93 Ford F-150 to unsuspecting ladies pumping gas at a BP station in Lakeland, FL. I pretty much swooned at that description. I'm fanning myself as we move on...

Aaron visited some gifting suite at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel in Tampa yesterday to get a massage from Raven-Symone (above) and also collect a bunch of free crap he's going to sell on eBay to make his car note this month.

Among the free shit Aaron took home was something called a WeVibe sex toy. I've never heard of that shit, but it's been around for years and the goddess of sex toys Sue Johanson named it the top fuck toy of 2008.

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[info]baby_bytes 6th-Feb-2010 08:22 pm (UTC)
JFC LOSE THE BEARD
[info]shanny_w 6th-Feb-2010 08:28 pm (UTC)
Flesh-beard 2.0
[info]baby_bytes 6th-Feb-2010 08:32 pm (UTC)
LMAO I'M GETTING TIRED OF LJ'S FUCK UP WITH THE NOTIFICATIONS JFC I GOT IT 10 TIMES
[info]lumbergh 6th-Feb-2010 08:23 pm (UTC)
ew.
[info]hay_nako 6th-Feb-2010 08:32 pm (UTC)
mte
[info]colossusx 6th-Feb-2010 08:23 pm (UTC)
oh shit, i was about to make a joke about that being raven, that's not really her, right??
[info]joshanizer 6th-Feb-2010 08:24 pm (UTC)
hahahaha
[info]herbeauty 6th-Feb-2010 08:24 pm (UTC)
there's no segway in sight, so i think you're good
[info]tatertot086 6th-Feb-2010 08:48 pm (UTC)
i thought that was raven until i read your comment. then i has to scroll back up and realize raven was not there giving massages :(
[info]pasdesanges 6th-Feb-2010 09:37 pm (UTC)
I had to do a double-take.
[info]octoberheart7 6th-Feb-2010 08:23 pm (UTC)
How did I know that commentary was written by MichaelK? I haven't read Dlisted in years.
[info]ztrellitaa 6th-Feb-2010 08:59 pm (UTC)
I knew as well and I haven't read DListed since I started coming here.
[info]evenstarnikki 7th-Feb-2010 07:40 am (UTC)
lmao. it's his intricately detailed scenarios. :-P

i was able to keep up with dlisted and ontd when i was just reading them, but now that i comment here often, i haven't been at dlisted in too long.
[info]aviolentwhisper 6th-Feb-2010 08:23 pm (UTC)
HEYYY! I resent that Lakeland hate!!
[info]nyno1angel 6th-Feb-2010 08:25 pm (UTC)
same! my grammy lives there lol
[info]aviolentwhisper 6th-Feb-2010 08:27 pm (UTC)
I live here too, and I think I speak for all of us when I say we DO NOT want methface pumping gas at any of our BPs! lol
[info]vamplover80 6th-Feb-2010 11:32 pm (UTC)
Me too! Besides, he should know Circle K is where it's at
[info]feelsobrokenup 7th-Feb-2010 07:58 am (UTC)
lakeland resident here too :)
[info]herbeauty 6th-Feb-2010 08:23 pm (UTC)
spencer pratt looks terrible
[info]lumbergh 6th-Feb-2010 08:30 pm (UTC)
At least he lost the jowls?
[info]joshanizer 6th-Feb-2010 08:24 pm (UTC)
I don't even know what to say.
[info]yankeesarelove 6th-Feb-2010 08:28 pm (UTC)
i forgot how good Littrell looked in that video!
[info]joshanizer 6th-Feb-2010 08:29 pm (UTC)
bb boy always looks good.
[info]sashanaa 6th-Feb-2010 08:53 pm (UTC)
icon looooove unf.
[info]x_steffi_x 6th-Feb-2010 08:24 pm (UTC)
Oh sweet lord Aaron what are you doing?
[info]t3pps 6th-Feb-2010 08:25 pm (UTC)
METH?
[info]x_steffi_x 6th-Feb-2010 08:27 pm (UTC)
LOL. That's probs true President Obama.

(why did I get like 11 emails notifying me of that comment?!)
[info]t3pps 6th-Feb-2010 08:24 pm (UTC)
he looks a hot ass mess
[info]thelookofarebel 6th-Feb-2010 08:24 pm (UTC)
he looks like that dude from 16 & Pregnant who got that chick in njrotc pregnant. you know, the retarded one?
[info]lovaajn 6th-Feb-2010 08:25 pm (UTC)
lol
[info]sparklepixie 6th-Feb-2010 08:24 pm (UTC)
ic he's handling his midlife crises nicely
[info]dayumsam 6th-Feb-2010 08:24 pm (UTC)
wowww he looks disgusting

i've heard good things about the we vibe but...idk i feel liek when there's too much going on down there i might pass out and where's the fun in fucking if you're too busy composing yourself?
[info]ozzman05 6th-Feb-2010 08:24 pm (UTC)
Ewwww he's rocking the meth face haard.
[info]lovaajn 6th-Feb-2010 08:25 pm (UTC)
Damn, he is fucking hiiiiiiiideous
[info]u_are_so_funny 6th-Feb-2010 08:25 pm (UTC)
Hot Mess
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