PRAISE JESUS, WE HAVE PENIS!


Remember that photo shoot Vadge did for W Magazine? The one where she first met Baby Jesus and lured him into her manger? Well, this is a raw outtake from the shoot. Now you know why Vadge owns major stock in Photoshop, because without it she looks like she lives in a gingerbread house and tricks small children into coming inside so she can eat them. Instead of throwing her in the oven, we want to throw ourselves in.
 

But just splash some holy water at her and direct your eyes towards Jesus' penis. My abuelita is going to slap with a chankla in the mouth for that last part.
 

After the jump is Baby Jesus completely nekkid from the neck down (because he has no head). Jesus' dick is not something that'll cause you drop to your knees and make the sign of the cross, but it'll do.