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Lilo [info]nappyxheadedxho
8:32 am - 01/22/2010

PRAISE JESUS, WE HAVE PENIS!


Remember that photo shoot Vadge did for W Magazine? The one where she first met Baby Jesus and lured him into her manger? Well, this is a raw outtake from the shoot. Now you know why Vadge owns major stock in Photoshop, because without it she looks like she lives in a gingerbread house and tricks small children into coming inside so she can eat them. Instead of throwing her in the oven, we want to throw ourselves in.
 

But just splash some holy water at her and direct your eyes towards Jesus' penis. My abuelita is going to slap with a chankla in the mouth for that last part.
 

After the jump is Baby Jesus completely nekkid from the neck down (because he has no head). Jesus' dick is not something that'll cause you drop to your knees and make the sign of the cross, but it'll do.
 








 
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[info]nappyxheadedxho 22nd-Jan-2010 06:41 am (UTC)
[info]yoyobrit 22nd-Jan-2010 06:42 am (UTC)
LMFAO
[info]brumbs 22nd-Jan-2010 01:07 pm (UTC)
aw is that baby JGL?
[info]folkloric 22nd-Jan-2010 06:42 am (UTC)
WOW
[info]kimmy_kun 22nd-Jan-2010 06:43 am (UTC)
LOL. Any idea where that's from?
[info]theysayimjaded 22nd-Jan-2010 06:45 am (UTC)
ROFL!
[info]peela 22nd-Jan-2010 06:46 am (UTC)
D:
[info]oxyj3nn 22nd-Jan-2010 06:47 am (UTC)
LMAO
[info]fwee_prower 22nd-Jan-2010 06:51 am (UTC)
ilu. you know this right
[info]khays 22nd-Jan-2010 06:54 am (UTC)
perfect first comment
[info]reddressorblue 22nd-Jan-2010 06:57 am (UTC)
woooh, what that gif s doing to me.

[info]crazysuburban 22nd-Jan-2010 06:59 am (UTC)
This is so disturbing yet I'm uncontrollably laughing at it
[info]flightsabove 22nd-Jan-2010 07:02 am (UTC)
i'd save this, but i'm scared someone might find it.
[info]cinecat 22nd-Jan-2010 07:06 am (UTC)
hahahahaha
[info]captchasucks 22nd-Jan-2010 07:08 am (UTC)
oh my god.
[info]jsrocks 22nd-Jan-2010 07:11 am (UTC)
Dick gif in your face!
[info]its_me_cathy 22nd-Jan-2010 07:11 am (UTC)
oh thank the sweet baby jesus this is the first comment
[info]radical_ed57 22nd-Jan-2010 07:11 am (UTC)
LMAO, OMG. XD
[info]surferxchris 22nd-Jan-2010 07:19 am (UTC)
LMAO
[info]jennitarox 22nd-Jan-2010 07:20 am (UTC)
He looks ecstatic
[info]juanitatequila 22nd-Jan-2010 07:20 am (UTC)
OH MY FUCK.
[info]erraticxemotion 22nd-Jan-2010 07:30 am (UTC)
LMAOOOOO
[info]tabularassa 22nd-Jan-2010 08:00 am (UTC)
ROFL
[info]animefanaticren 22nd-Jan-2010 08:07 am (UTC)
DAMNIT I MISSED IT
[info]shanny_w 22nd-Jan-2010 06:42 am (UTC)
She looks like such a debbie downer :(
[info]il0veyou4 22nd-Jan-2010 07:01 am (UTC)
she looks like her head was photoshopped onto her body
[info]potatoboat 22nd-Jan-2010 07:10 am (UTC)
your icon is one of my favorite twiggy photos
[info]finnsummer 22nd-Jan-2010 07:22 am (UTC)
i guess no one ever wrote in her hs yearbook...

you are so awesome, dont ever change - cause she looks like such an angry bitch now.
[info]pink__sparklies 22nd-Jan-2010 06:42 am (UTC)
How underwhelming.
[info]321_blastoff 22nd-Jan-2010 06:47 am (UTC)
IKR
[info]unfunnybone 22nd-Jan-2010 07:02 am (UTC)
Your icon is amazing. JSYK.
[info]jaimieheart 22nd-Jan-2010 09:00 am (UTC)
SRSLY.
[info]intimatescience 23rd-Jan-2010 12:58 am (UTC)
ia.
[info]theshadowpuppet 22nd-Jan-2010 06:43 am (UTC)


Her face is terrifying
[info]labellavitaaaa 22nd-Jan-2010 06:43 am (UTC)
Jen! <3
[info]rakugaking 22nd-Jan-2010 06:45 am (UTC)
I need to make a gif of her face when she was trying to force that shoe onto her foot. Or when she was standing outside in the rain.
[info]_beka 22nd-Jan-2010 06:51 am (UTC)
lol

JEN!
[info]hoopymusic_luva 22nd-Jan-2010 07:02 am (UTC)
YAY! :D
[info]unbeaumensonge 22nd-Jan-2010 09:34 pm (UTC)
Love this show!

"when did the english start drinking like that?! you people drink like you don't want to live!"
[info]lreservoirldogs 22nd-Jan-2010 11:06 pm (UTC)
lol I just saw that episode yesterday.
[info]girlafraid 23rd-Jan-2010 02:11 am (UTC)
Willies willies, I like willies ....
[info]drewy88 22nd-Jan-2010 06:43 am (UTC)
He doesn't look uncut :(
[info]juteux 22nd-Jan-2010 06:45 am (UTC)
Oh are we going to have circumcision wank in this post? Yay.

Oh, you are in favour of the uncut. Well nevermind then.

Edited at 2010-01-22 06:47 am (UTC)
[info]drewy88 22nd-Jan-2010 06:55 am (UTC)
I feel sorry for you
[info]wood_bine 22nd-Jan-2010 06:46 am (UTC)
i know. i am disappoint.
[info]quasiantisocial 22nd-Jan-2010 06:48 am (UTC)
I was disappointed as well.
[info]mattiemarmalade 22nd-Jan-2010 07:57 am (UTC)
goddddddddd let me roll that skin back, put my tongue on the head then roll the skin over the head and my tongue and lick all the fuck aroundddddd

chew on it

bite me

tug on it

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

hopefully he has foreskin
[info]klauses 22nd-Jan-2010 08:19 am (UTC)
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[info]boredoutmemind 22nd-Jan-2010 01:04 pm (UTC)
I know...the first thing I said is, "Ugh...he's cut!"
[info]urdude 26th-Jan-2010 07:55 pm (UTC)
im pretty sure he is uncut, you just can't really see that well bc its blurry. its not common in brazil to be circumsized, just like the rest of south america and the world really. my parents fought about what to do with me and my brother
[info]dissention_1 22nd-Jan-2010 06:43 am (UTC)
madge needs a shave
[info]dissention_1 22nd-Jan-2010 06:54 am (UTC)
i'm seriously shocked that she hasn't had electrolysis, she's one hairy little italian.
[info]nappyxheadedxho 22nd-Jan-2010 06:43 am (UTC)
Is it just me or is that precum I see drooping out of his dick?
[info]bachwasbaroque 22nd-Jan-2010 06:44 am (UTC)
That's what it looks like to me!
[info]sixsexscenes 22nd-Jan-2010 06:45 am (UTC)
are we dirty for instantly noticing that? ):
[info]likegunfire 22nd-Jan-2010 06:45 am (UTC)
lol ikr
[info]elisabet85 22nd-Jan-2010 06:46 am (UTC)
I think it's just water rivulets, but far be it from me to shatter the illusion.
[info]pause_reset 22nd-Jan-2010 06:46 am (UTC)
That was the first thing I noticed too.
[info]oneminutecloser 22nd-Jan-2010 06:46 am (UTC)
That's some mighty fine detective work, [info]nappyxheadedxho
[info]juteux 22nd-Jan-2010 06:46 am (UTC)
That's what I thought too, but now I think it's water from the pool.

Or precum.
[info]brokenaddict 22nd-Jan-2010 06:46 am (UTC)
mte.
[info]nene718 22nd-Jan-2010 06:47 am (UTC)
lol that's what I was thinking
[info]thefadango 22nd-Jan-2010 06:48 am (UTC)
lol mte
[info]diabolicalwoman 22nd-Jan-2010 06:49 am (UTC)
That's what I'm seeing!
[info]flightsabove 22nd-Jan-2010 06:53 am (UTC)
yeah wtf?
[info]bob80 22nd-Jan-2010 06:53 am (UTC)
only a slut would have spotted that right away ;)
[info]guccipostagurl 22nd-Jan-2010 06:54 am (UTC)
thats exactly what i was thinking
[info]brazenflight 22nd-Jan-2010 06:57 am (UTC)
So that's what it is.... I thought it was loose skin or something. Blurry pics are blurry.
[info]purpleplague 22nd-Jan-2010 06:58 am (UTC)
it's not just you
[info]dealatedwren 22nd-Jan-2010 07:03 am (UTC)
my thoughts exactly! whaaat
[info]cinecat 22nd-Jan-2010 07:07 am (UTC)
that's what i'm squinting at and trying to figure out
[info]jennitarox 22nd-Jan-2010 07:09 am (UTC)
Exactly what I was thinking, lmao
[info]jeru02 22nd-Jan-2010 07:10 am (UTC)
we see what we want to b/c i saw the same
[info]yougetajob 22nd-Jan-2010 07:33 am (UTC)
but it's not erect! he probably just has the clap.
[info]jaimieheart 22nd-Jan-2010 09:01 am (UTC)
/slurp
[info]qween_tartii 22nd-Jan-2010 11:39 am (UTC)
Either that or his cock has a cold
[info]secretly 22nd-Jan-2010 04:50 pm (UTC)
mte
[info]ayajedi 22nd-Jan-2010 05:59 pm (UTC)
lol mte
[info]_infernox_ 23rd-Jan-2010 07:00 am (UTC)
That was my first thought.
[info]witnessthine 22nd-Jan-2010 06:43 am (UTC)
I'm leaving. Cannot handl-
[info]ohyoudo 22nd-Jan-2010 06:44 am (UTC)
lol irl
[info]nappyxheadedxho 22nd-Jan-2010 06:45 am (UTC)
YOU COME BACK HERE AND ENJOY MY POST
[info]fakeaudio 22nd-Jan-2010 01:59 pm (UTC)
lol
[info]kimmy_kun 22nd-Jan-2010 06:43 am (UTC)
Meh.
[info]captchasucks 22nd-Jan-2010 07:09 am (UTC)
yeah... but:

, anyway.
[info]lapalomita 22nd-Jan-2010 09:04 am (UTC)
LOL this gif always cracks me up
[info]ladybozi 22nd-Jan-2010 06:43 am (UTC)
damn her face is busted!
[info]bitterglass 22nd-Jan-2010 02:35 pm (UTC)
lol irl
[info]keepingsecrets 22nd-Jan-2010 06:43 am (UTC)
HER FACE :(
[info]kimnrowdy 22nd-Jan-2010 06:43 am (UTC)
All of this was frightening. Especially Madonna. But wtf is up with the wang? Normally I'm all for the wang, but this one? DNW!
[info]subj_to_debate 22nd-Jan-2010 07:06 am (UTC)
it's seriously a fucking ugly one.
[info]greencancer 22nd-Jan-2010 12:30 pm (UTC)
all wangs are ugly
[info]rozeecheekz 22nd-Jan-2010 06:44 am (UTC)
I've seen better.
[info]pamuya 22nd-Jan-2010 06:44 am (UTC)
wtf
[info]samanthalegal 22nd-Jan-2010 06:44 am (UTC)
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[info]elsienita 22nd-Jan-2010 06:44 am (UTC)
mte Phoebe
[info]popcornfartv1 22nd-Jan-2010 06:45 am (UTC)
this is perfect.
[info]loscabos 22nd-Jan-2010 06:51 am (UTC)
Perfect gif is perfect
[info]lovely_tunes 22nd-Jan-2010 02:42 pm (UTC)
poor phoebe

poor US!!!
[info]fixated 22nd-Jan-2010 04:10 pm (UTC)
lol irl
[info]andthenwekisss 22nd-Jan-2010 10:25 pm (UTC)
ikr omg :( DISAPPOINTMENT. However ily Madge~
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