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12:39 am - 01/05/2010

Jason Statham: U Crazy.

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Sources say it was to impress his GF. I say it's him being well...him.


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:(

OH GOD
THERE'S MORE:

js4
dd_sp 5th-Jan-2010 05:49 am (UTC)
who?


actually idgaf.
mindofthebeheld 5th-Jan-2010 05:50 am (UTC)
Transporter guy. Or the Crank dude.

Edited at 2010-01-05 05:50 am (UTC)
theactualworst 5th-Jan-2010 06:08 am (UTC)
Excuse you he is an forever shall be Handsome Rob.
picklecookies 5th-Jan-2010 05:49 am (UTC)
that looks like fun
ecctv 5th-Jan-2010 05:49 am (UTC)
I should put a "death" tag on this post just to freak people out when they see the tag + pic combo
mindofthebeheld 5th-Jan-2010 05:49 am (UTC)
LOL please do it.
ecctv 5th-Jan-2010 05:50 am (UTC)
ok
roxi9 5th-Jan-2010 05:50 am (UTC)
lol omg do it
filmfreakfranco 5th-Jan-2010 05:52 am (UTC)
LOL omfg.
kipperbloomer 5th-Jan-2010 05:52 am (UTC)
lol I love it
daftylion 5th-Jan-2010 05:52 am (UTC)
LMFAO
grande_latte 5th-Jan-2010 05:52 am (UTC)
oh man this is gonna be good
edible_complex 5th-Jan-2010 05:53 am (UTC)
At 1am, this is all it takes to have me giggling like Tommy Pickles.
tigtogiba34 5th-Jan-2010 05:54 am (UTC)
hahaha then one of those other cites will post a report we had a post on a fake death

rock on.
juteux 5th-Jan-2010 05:54 am (UTC)
THANKS A LOT LIZ
moustacherider 5th-Jan-2010 05:56 am (UTC)
GODDAMN YOU LIZ YOU HAD ME SCARED FOR A MINUTE
chimneysmoke 5th-Jan-2010 06:00 am (UTC)
Nothing short of amazing.
bienenkiste 5th-Jan-2010 06:01 am (UTC)
LMAO IRL
hotelmirana 5th-Jan-2010 06:01 am (UTC)
I irloled when I saw the tag, but people are actually RIP-ing.
_____faith 5th-Jan-2010 06:01 am (UTC)
lol omg
tartarsaauce 5th-Jan-2010 06:01 am (UTC)
lol irl omg
l_i_z 5th-Jan-2010 06:10 am (UTC)
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I DID.

;P
elvenqueen86 5th-Jan-2010 06:16 am (UTC)
LOL i saw that tag and thought "wow, that's an offensive title if he's dead." YOU FOOLED ME, but it was fun.
milkradio 5th-Jan-2010 06:16 am (UTC)
CRUEL
ztrellitaa 5th-Jan-2010 06:21 am (UTC)
I hate you right now. :(
hellooo 5th-Jan-2010 06:24 am (UTC)
...D:
_ohhbaby_ 5th-Jan-2010 06:52 am (UTC)
ngl thought it was real..still think so
drinkingstars 5th-Jan-2010 06:54 am (UTC)
well done, freaked me the fuck out.
candiedheart 5th-Jan-2010 07:06 am (UTC)
I totally thought it was real. And I was sad.

Good one.
ex_memento 5th-Jan-2010 08:11 am (UTC)
MASSIVE IRL LOL AT THE TAGS/PIC COMBO
davejohn 5th-Jan-2010 08:38 am (UTC)
ahahahaha...i haven't even noticed the tags...til now...LMAO
delicate_____ 5th-Jan-2010 10:17 am (UTC)
omg i laughed so hard
but i never read tags
jsrocks 5th-Jan-2010 11:56 am (UTC)
Gossip Cop will be on your ass.
generationxwing 5th-Jan-2010 09:34 pm (UTC)
That's what I thought it was! I was just scrolling down, saw Jason Statham, do do do wtf blood in the water.
mindofthebeheld 5th-Jan-2010 05:49 am (UTC)
There was a video I saw a long ass time ago where some 4 year old was sooo excited about jumping into the pool, he decided to jump 6 meters away from the edge of the deck and landed HARD on the deck.

Does anyone know what I'm talking about and can anyone link me to the video? I hope it's as funny as I remember.
ecctv 5th-Jan-2010 05:52 am (UTC)
mindofthebeheld 5th-Jan-2010 05:53 am (UTC)
LOL!

Tysm. I've been wanting to favourite this for like a year now.
realityvsdreams 5th-Jan-2010 05:54 am (UTC)
omg. At first I was :O and then I was all 'lol'

Those parents need to get that kids depth perception checked, stat!
daftylion 5th-Jan-2010 05:57 am (UTC)
omg OUCH
thisgirlownsmlb 5th-Jan-2010 06:01 am (UTC)
I dunno whether to cringe or laugh, so I think I'll just do both. :)
anakisa 5th-Jan-2010 03:52 pm (UTC)
lol omg poor thing
daftylion 5th-Jan-2010 05:49 am (UTC)
shit, i remember when i went cliff diving, i only did it once and i nearly had a heart attack, the climb up and standing by the edge terrified me. Fuck heights.
haverfords 5th-Jan-2010 05:50 am (UTC)
We need to see the size of the splash!
tigtogiba34 5th-Jan-2010 06:09 am (UTC)
I couldn't find that one :(
slidesputnik 5th-Jan-2010 06:47 pm (UTC)
IA.
kimber1125 5th-Jan-2010 05:50 am (UTC)
wow
kimber1125 5th-Jan-2010 05:53 am (UTC)
also I want to get on a boat that big...that'd be awesome!
bagelofdeath 5th-Jan-2010 05:50 am (UTC)
He's an Olympic diver, I think.
filmfreakfranco 5th-Jan-2010 05:54 am (UTC)
Yeah, I think you're right.
eeagle 5th-Jan-2010 05:57 am (UTC)
yep he is..
tigtogiba34 5th-Jan-2010 05:57 am (UTC)
I totally forgot about that!
pepper_icecream 5th-Jan-2010 05:58 am (UTC)
yep, there is nothing this man can't do
harmlessbondage 5th-Jan-2010 09:01 am (UTC)
except act.
roxi9 5th-Jan-2010 05:50 am (UTC)
LOL I remember the days when I thought him and Guy Ritchie are the same person...
tigtogiba34 5th-Jan-2010 05:57 am (UTC)
Substitute Vinnie Jones in there and that was me.
randomandroid23 5th-Jan-2010 07:37 am (UTC)
ME TOOOOOOOO
evett 5th-Jan-2010 05:50 am (UTC)
samanthalegal 5th-Jan-2010 05:54 am (UTC)
hahahah YES.
lumbergh 5th-Jan-2010 05:56 am (UTC)
Anyone have the gif where Andy and Kiv take off their sunglasses? I wanted to use it but I can't find it. :p
emcash 5th-Jan-2010 06:35 am (UTC)
Guuuuurl I got you covered
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vixenred24 5th-Jan-2010 06:06 am (UTC)
i can't believe you had to be the first person to make an i'm on a boat reference. shame on ontd
mysticmaestoso 5th-Jan-2010 06:15 am (UTC)
should be the theme for winter holidays '09-'10 since every celeb has been on one lately.
emcash 5th-Jan-2010 06:33 am (UTC)
Andy and Kiv <333333333
kate_isgreat 5th-Jan-2010 06:38 am (UTC)
omg yes
ninjarina 5th-Jan-2010 12:25 pm (UTC)
I spent NYE on a boat, singing "On a Boat" when the New Year came, watched the fireworks on the deck, and played boat race. It was AWESOME. Apparently, my best friend called me from Japan, where she was on vacation, to wish me a happy new year and all I could say repeatedly was "I'M ON A BOAT!"
some_dumb_kid 21st-Jan-2010 05:24 am (UTC)
i went on a cruise a few weeks ago and they played this. i was sooo happy
chelledbrown 5th-Jan-2010 05:50 am (UTC)
Impress his girlfriend? He's Jason Statham; that'd best be enough to impress her ass. It fucking impresses me anyway.
theactualworst 5th-Jan-2010 06:03 am (UTC)
Ikr? If he walked in my house right now and said "Do me" I'd be naked and on my back in .02 seconds.
drunklove 5th-Jan-2010 06:07 am (UTC)
lmao
anakisa 5th-Jan-2010 03:55 pm (UTC)
i'd be naked and on my back in .02 seconds as soon as he walked in, no words needed. ngl, ngl.
colossusx 5th-Jan-2010 05:50 am (UTC)
this motherfucker

that's awesome
xsecretrainx 5th-Jan-2010 05:51 am (UTC)
who's he?
colossusx 5th-Jan-2010 05:52 am (UTC)
action hero
kenzainfluenza 5th-Jan-2010 06:01 am (UTC)
he who can do EVERYTHING.
filmfreakfranco 5th-Jan-2010 06:12 am (UTC)
A+ [comment + icon]
meranii_raushu 5th-Jan-2010 05:51 am (UTC)
I suppose it's not that dangerous as long as the water's clear and you can see there aren't any rocks or things in it on which you could hit your head.
roxi9 5th-Jan-2010 05:53 am (UTC)
and as long as there are no sharks hiding...
iamaunicorn 5th-Jan-2010 06:02 am (UTC)
THERE ARE ALWAYS SHARKS HIDING
theactualworst 5th-Jan-2010 06:01 am (UTC)
There's a chance you could hit the water at an odd angle and injure your spine/paralyze yourself.

A kid I went to high school with did that. :/
enfeebledchi 5th-Jan-2010 05:52 am (UTC)
omg that's scary.

also, i'm trying to look up youtube videos to teach me how to do a chewbacca noise but i just end up gurgling.
ecctv 5th-Jan-2010 05:53 am (UTC)
I think this is luke skywalker

enfeebledchi 5th-Jan-2010 05:57 am (UTC)
lol ty. maybe actually seeing the star wars films would help but i want to purr growl like a cougar more than do the chewbacca howl exactly but if you search for growling tutorials you get a bunch of death metal stuff that scares me.
nekonekox 5th-Jan-2010 06:48 am (UTC)
I can do it!! :D
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