ONTD

4:45 pm - 12/16/2009

RUH ROH

   You know, I'm pretty used to dealing with takedown notices, copyright infringement claims and cease and desist letters when it comes to ONTD, but I've never dealt with a demand for retraction.

   You all might remember this post, where Demi Moore's cover was pretty much declared as being fake and photoshopped.

   I'm just here to pass along the message from Demi's pissed off camp that...it's not true, ok!? I would love to show you all the lovely legal notice, complete with lulztastic quotes where we're urged to govern ourselves accordingly after acting at our own peril, but I can't! It even has memos from Dennis Freedman, Creative Director of W Magazine and the photographers Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott backing up the claim that "there was ABSOLUTELY no retouching on her hips or waists or legs!!"


   Needless to say, I think we all owe Demi Moore a great big ONTD apology, so I want everyone to comment here and say you're sorry!!
kekekekekekeke 17th-Dec-2009 12:46 am (UTC)
never
livesamantha 17th-Dec-2009 12:52 am (UTC)
A+ first comment+icon
nandayarou 17th-Dec-2009 01:00 am (UTC)
ahhahahaha
iluvdykes *starts to laugh in Super Villian way*17th-Dec-2009 01:16 am (UTC)
*lol*
hola_meg_a_cola 17th-Dec-2009 01:20 am (UTC)
anijen21 17th-Dec-2009 01:28 am (UTC)
lol ilu girl
propernice 17th-Dec-2009 01:34 am (UTC)
perfect first comment is perfect.
justimpossible 17th-Dec-2009 01:36 am (UTC)
I didn't even scroll down and I was expecting to see this. LOL!
healthypanda 17th-Dec-2009 01:36 am (UTC)
Lol love it.
uhnothanks 17th-Dec-2009 01:56 am (UTC)
hey boo
milyg 17th-Dec-2009 02:09 am (UTC)
EL OH ELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLl
jennomac 17th-Dec-2009 02:10 am (UTC)
kekekekekekeke ^__^
skankattack 17th-Dec-2009 02:44 am (UTC)
lmao
tacofordinner 17th-Dec-2009 02:51 am (UTC)
You win on an epic post! yayyyy
abcdlovelife 17th-Dec-2009 05:21 am (UTC)
lollll ia
shanny_w 17th-Dec-2009 05:34 am (UTC)
*\o/* NEVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
ellelelle 17th-Dec-2009 06:18 am (UTC)
hahahahahaah. 3496 comments awaiting cease or desist from having an opinion letters.

pissing myself.
stellarlullaby 17th-Dec-2009 08:38 am (UTC)
Indeed. I saw this and was hoping the first comment was a giant: "FUCK NO!"
sketchypie 17th-Dec-2009 09:08 am (UTC)
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Excellent
ghost_chick_13 17th-Dec-2009 09:36 am (UTC)
cosigned
deerlike 17th-Dec-2009 02:52 pm (UTC)
rofl ilu
thr33 17th-Dec-2009 12:46 am (UTC)
awww, here we go.
davejohn Obligatory17th-Dec-2009 01:21 am (UTC)
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agirlnamed_aly 17th-Dec-2009 12:46 am (UTC)
LOL wow ONTD is making it's way up in the world.

We're so sorry Demi!
agirlnamed_aly 17th-Dec-2009 12:47 am (UTC)
< / sarcasm>
telegram_ 17th-Dec-2009 12:46 am (UTC)
lol no
il0veyou4 17th-Dec-2009 02:05 am (UTC)
ikr?? shut the fuck you haggard, cougar bitch!
il0veyou4 17th-Dec-2009 02:08 am (UTC)
the fuck up** lol
deegeeme 17th-Dec-2009 12:46 am (UTC)
oh my!!!
pasdesanges 17th-Dec-2009 03:00 am (UTC)
IA, Carville.
nomoneyfun 17th-Dec-2009 04:26 am (UTC)
lol. iaw james carville.
disco_balla 17th-Dec-2009 12:46 am (UTC)
LOL PLEASE

Kick rocks, lawyer-types.
good_life_la 17th-Dec-2009 01:06 am (UTC)
aren't you in law school?
disco_balla 17th-Dec-2009 01:08 am (UTC)
LOL YES

Which is why it angers me that these "lawyers" actually spent time and $ drafting documents to gossip sites when a)everyone knows magazines airbrush and b)everyone knows Demi Moore is one of the fakest bitches out there.

They are sullying my future profession.
__orangeglo 17th-Dec-2009 12:46 am (UTC)
nope
verystefunny 17th-Dec-2009 12:46 am (UTC)
piss off
vlcmette 17th-Dec-2009 12:46 am (UTC)
how about no.
birdscollide 17th-Dec-2009 08:27 pm (UTC)
SOUNDS GOOD.
je_ne_sais_twat 17th-Dec-2009 12:47 am (UTC)
cho_malfoy 17th-Dec-2009 12:49 am (UTC)
Wow, that was fast.
randomandroid23 17th-Dec-2009 12:51 am (UTC)
soooooo creepy.
icedcaffeine 17th-Dec-2009 12:54 am (UTC)
damn girl A+
cadaver_andante OOOO CHILE THAT GIF17th-Dec-2009 01:02 am (UTC)
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tranquil_mother 17th-Dec-2009 03:07 am (UTC)
what is this from?
la_sikka 17th-Dec-2009 05:12 am (UTC)
IRON MAN 2 GIFS ALREADY???
sarahbo_bara 17th-Dec-2009 12:47 am (UTC)
sorry demi!!!!


sike bitch
nerdfresh 17th-Dec-2009 01:02 am (UTC)
hahaha
blenderhead 17th-Dec-2009 01:10 am (UTC)
lol
shanny_w 17th-Dec-2009 05:36 am (UTC)
lol bb u had me
also_loled_irl 17th-Dec-2009 12:47 am (UTC)
I would like to retract my liking Demi Moore
my_thai 17th-Dec-2009 01:01 am (UTC)
Ditto.

What a c u next tuesday.
rain_in_the_sun 17th-Dec-2009 02:24 am (UTC)
OMG! Is that a school house rock I missed?!?!?
tacofordinner 17th-Dec-2009 02:52 am (UTC)
LOLZZZZ DITTO OMG GHOST
oh_oh_sheila 17th-Dec-2009 03:00 am (UTC)
your icon is awesome.
comaeffigy 17th-Dec-2009 12:47 am (UTC)
I'm sorry that you're ashamed of your real body Demi.
disco_balla 17th-Dec-2009 12:49 am (UTC)
A+++++++++++
roxiblu 17th-Dec-2009 12:55 am (UTC)
lovely. haaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahhaa
kikkai 17th-Dec-2009 02:48 am (UTC)
Your icon :D
tiddlywinks103 17th-Dec-2009 01:15 am (UTC)
Choice, bb. Absolutely choice.
emcash 17th-Dec-2009 01:16 am (UTC)
LOL.
cecilia_weasley 17th-Dec-2009 01:53 am (UTC)
A+++++++++++++++++++, perfect comment, incredible, amazing, flawless
gocruciourself 17th-Dec-2009 02:03 am (UTC)
lolol
ash_of_evenstar 17th-Dec-2009 02:11 am (UTC)
hahaha, that's golden
lime_skittles 17th-Dec-2009 02:52 am (UTC)
Sho nuff
sixseventytwo 17th-Dec-2009 03:11 am (UTC)
THIS!
_redcorvette 17th-Dec-2009 03:23 am (UTC)
exactly.
zombianca 17th-Dec-2009 04:12 am (UTC)
A+ and lol forever
alexandra_spy 17th-Dec-2009 05:26 am (UTC)
THIS
shanny_w 17th-Dec-2009 05:36 am (UTC)
T________T
dothefrug 17th-Dec-2009 05:39 am (UTC)
Seriously, you have to be really insecure to hire lawyers in order to force people to say you don't need retouching in a magazine.
ellelelle 17th-Dec-2009 06:24 am (UTC)
heeheeheehaha!
kidlucid 17th-Dec-2009 08:13 am (UTC)
lol
sharemygrief 17th-Dec-2009 12:47 am (UTC)
womp womp trollop
nerdfresh 17th-Dec-2009 01:03 am (UTC)
LMAO
this + your icon = me DEAD
propernice 17th-Dec-2009 01:36 am (UTC)
lmfao omg i died at this comment.
jadedsurprises 17th-Dec-2009 03:39 am (UTC)
Omg, I've seen the larger version of your icon picture, but where is it from? It's killing me. So funny.
shanny_w 17th-Dec-2009 05:38 am (UTC)
that bb in your icon has the most fabulous hair. it's never too soon to be fabulous like beyonce.
winniechili 17th-Dec-2009 12:47 am (UTC)
Well, I thought you bitches were wrong about that whole thing the whole time anyway.
livesamantha 17th-Dec-2009 12:54 am (UTC)
Same here. The green cloth creates an illusion like those pictures of two squares that are the same size but one looks way smaller. She also looks like she is turned to one side just a tiny bit, and the camera angle might have captured that space in an inward curve. Not that shocking. I've seen the same thing on bathing suit models.
waffle_party TYFYT17th-Dec-2009 02:19 am (UTC)
baboona 17th-Dec-2009 12:55 am (UTC)
I don't think they copy pasted the model's body onto her but

there's still a fair amount of photoshoppin' going on in that cover lol
gershwhen 17th-Dec-2009 02:32 am (UTC)
That you, Demi?
just4ontd 17th-Dec-2009 04:45 am (UTC)
I know, I was getting my ass chewed out by people insisting they stuck her head on a model's body. Fucking idiots.
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