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[info]orbitalocularit
2:19 pm - 11/02/2005

Most of us were too high on Kit Kats on Halloween to notice Paris Hilton's fortunate decision not to procreate slapped right on her nether ass-cheek. This is the smartest choice she's ever made..





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[info]knifeinmyhand 2nd-Nov-2005 07:20 pm (UTC)
EEEW.
[info]ouxch 2nd-Nov-2005 08:06 pm (UTC)
you're jealous.
[info]knifeinmyhand 2nd-Nov-2005 08:09 pm (UTC)
Of her small, flabby ass? No thanks. I like more of a fuller figure.
[info]sickbutpretty 2nd-Nov-2005 09:25 pm (UTC)
yes, nobody can POSSIBLY think she's less than attractive. everyone who feels that way is obviously ugly and jealous.
[info]rational_number 2nd-Nov-2005 08:30 pm (UTC)
EW?! Who wants any more of HER?!
[info]politicking 3rd-Nov-2005 03:58 am (UTC)
i have to thank you for this wonderfully amusing reply thread. i know you didn't think a simple EEEW would spark such debate... but it did. & i have to thank you for filling my boredom tonight :)
[info]_voxy 2nd-Nov-2005 07:20 pm (UTC)
What if it's for nicotine?
[info]orbitalocularit 2nd-Nov-2005 07:22 pm (UTC)
I'm almost positive it's a birth control patch and I don't think she smokes more than when she's blitzed on expensive, un-pronounceable drinks.
[info]justaphaze 2nd-Nov-2005 07:25 pm (UTC)
It's the birth control patch for sure. I dressed up as Paris for Halloween. HA. Pics are in my LJ.
[info]hautest 2nd-Nov-2005 07:22 pm (UTC)
i think the color would look whiter or it would say "nicorette" or whatever the brand's name is on it. it definitely looks like the birth control patch to me.
[info]lisbonlovesjacq 2nd-Nov-2005 07:59 pm (UTC)
Can nicotene patches go on your ass anyways? I know BC can.. then again I guess it'd be the same for both. Either way, judging by her intelligence level, I highly doubt she would consider quitting smoking.
[info]prinzessin784 2nd-Nov-2005 11:53 pm (UTC)
it wouldn't be on her ass
[info]not_kosher 2nd-Nov-2005 07:21 pm (UTC)
At least she isn't pulling a Britney on us. One celebrity mongoloid is enough this year.
[info]gracie_o 2nd-Nov-2005 07:42 pm (UTC)
HAH!
[info]loveisink68 2nd-Nov-2005 08:17 pm (UTC)
Your comments, combined with your icons, make my days at work awesome! I think I'm in love! <3
[info]not_kosher 2nd-Nov-2005 10:46 pm (UTC)
danka
[info]iambanke 2nd-Nov-2005 09:19 pm (UTC)
You comments, combined with your icons, make me want to vomit! I think I'll go do that now!
[info]helen_mucus 3rd-Nov-2005 02:40 am (UTC)
LOL! best comment.
[info]crackedcupoftea 3rd-Nov-2005 04:43 am (UTC)
: applause :

I had a dream about your icon...Bea Arthur busted into my flat with a shovel and screamed EAT MY PUSSY! and then snorted lines of Geritol.

Yeah it was a weird night.
[info]williammiller 2nd-Nov-2005 07:21 pm (UTC)
1. I like how she's wearing the patch
2. Her outfit is cheap and horrible (like her)
3. Just. No.
[info]sarahjewel 2nd-Nov-2005 08:29 pm (UTC)
I *love* your icon.
[info]williammiller 2nd-Nov-2005 08:30 pm (UTC)
thanks!
[info]themirrorscold 2nd-Nov-2005 09:22 pm (UTC)
me too!! that is a fabulous movie!!!
i love the "hall of heads".
♥
[info]knifeinmyhand Icon! — 2nd-Nov-2005 08:39 pm (UTC)
It's funny how I used to love that movie as a kid but when I saw it recently I thought that I actually should have been afraid of it insead. It was definitely weird.
[info]washie 2nd-Nov-2005 08:43 pm (UTC)
Everything she wears looks cheap and horrible.
[info]jessieka 2nd-Nov-2005 07:21 pm (UTC)
Or just covering up her Nick tattoo.
[info]pluginbaby__ 2nd-Nov-2005 10:20 pm (UTC)
exactly what i was thinking.
[info]forgethissmile 2nd-Nov-2005 10:43 pm (UTC)
zing!
[info]linear_flower 3rd-Nov-2005 01:51 am (UTC)
Wait... wait... should we consider [info]jessieka's comment a compliment or an insult? I'm confused.
[info]kateartichoke 2nd-Nov-2005 07:22 pm (UTC)
please just make her go away!
[info]instantwhorekit 2nd-Nov-2005 07:22 pm (UTC)
Oh man. That's gotta be photoshopped on, how would we miss that?
[info]orbitalocularit 2nd-Nov-2005 07:23 pm (UTC)
I don't think we saw any rear shots other than those teeeeny ones a few days ago. From what I remember, this isn't the first time she's shown off her b.c. patch, hahah.
[info]instantwhorekit 2nd-Nov-2005 07:25 pm (UTC)
What's the point of wearing something "discreet" if you show off every part of your body? Seriously, could she put it anywhere we wouldn't see it? Maybe up inside her vagina. OOH OOH or she could shave her head, wear a wig, and slap it on her bald head.
[info]pcluvcocktails 2nd-Nov-2005 07:26 pm (UTC)
here's one of the ones posted a few days ago... you can kind of see it on the right ass-cheek-ular area:

[info]rebelkitten 2nd-Nov-2005 07:53 pm (UTC)
I work at LAX and I saw her there before when she was still with Latsis, and she had the patch showing then above her pink hip hugger velvet sweat pants.
[info]sexy_cheetah 2nd-Nov-2005 09:31 pm (UTC)
back when those pics of her bruises "from nick carter" came out she had a patch on her ass then too. same cheek, i think.
[info]0sleep2dream0 2nd-Nov-2005 07:32 pm (UTC)
Maybe carpet burns . . . I know I'm not funny.
[info]washie 2nd-Nov-2005 08:44 pm (UTC)
I wonder who she'll claim is beating her THIS time?
[info]instantwhorekit 2nd-Nov-2005 07:23 pm (UTC)
Is that a bruise on the back of her arm? Is she back with Nick?
[info]royce_the_52 2nd-Nov-2005 07:25 pm (UTC)
she could have stolen some other girl's man and got her ass beat at the club again.
[info]_tazzy_ 2nd-Nov-2005 07:31 pm (UTC)
Hey, Leave Nick outta this! HE DIDNT DO IT *growls*
[info]washie 2nd-Nov-2005 08:45 pm (UTC)
Exactly. Paris is just a lying, worthless bitch.
[info]instantwhorekit 2nd-Nov-2005 09:33 pm (UTC)
It was a joke, down tiger.
[info]linear_flower 3rd-Nov-2005 01:55 am (UTC)
Nice picking up on that one quick, even it is was a joke.

I woulda done the same thing.
[info]barelymotivated 2nd-Nov-2005 09:30 pm (UTC)
Nick who? Surely not the Backstreet Boy.. c'mon, it's been over a year since he left that mess.
[info]capt_v 2nd-Nov-2005 07:23 pm (UTC)
HAHA...that's hot fo real....I'll be rockin my birth control patch now for sure...I'm surprised she doesn't have rhinestones on it.
[info]lisbonlovesjacq 2nd-Nov-2005 08:01 pm (UTC)
Oh god I know.
[info]surf_punk 2nd-Nov-2005 08:20 pm (UTC)
rofl!
[info]shewillshine 2nd-Nov-2005 08:46 pm (UTC)
haha you rock.
[info]weetanya 2nd-Nov-2005 07:23 pm (UTC)
the tag on her underpants says it all.
[info]playingyourfool 2nd-Nov-2005 07:27 pm (UTC)
TRASHY!
[info]fornikate 2nd-Nov-2005 07:34 pm (UTC)
You took the words right out of my fingers
[info]themirrorscold 2nd-Nov-2005 08:21 pm (UTC)
LOL!!! i noticed it too..

trash-ay whoooore!
[info]stilista 3rd-Nov-2005 01:40 am (UTC)
I'm not the only one who noticed. XD
[info]royce_the_52 2nd-Nov-2005 07:24 pm (UTC)
it's cheating if you wear your work clothes as a costume isn't it?
[info]loveisink68 2nd-Nov-2005 08:18 pm (UTC)
Lol!
[info]fakingsunshine 2nd-Nov-2005 08:20 pm (UTC)
haha, you win.
[info]_mafiosa_ 2nd-Nov-2005 07:24 pm (UTC)
She has NO BUTT whatsoever. I'm actually jealous. *is struck dead by bolt of lightning*
[info]lisbonlovesjacq 2nd-Nov-2005 08:02 pm (UTC)
Why would you want to have no ass?
[info]_mafiosa_ 2nd-Nov-2005 08:05 pm (UTC)
Don't you know the theory of opposites? Either the simplistic "Opposites attract" statement, or just wanting what you don't have. I have a generous backside *blushes*, and HIGHLY dislike it, therefore explaining why I'm jealous.
[info]lineofidledays 2nd-Nov-2005 10:04 pm (UTC)
No no. I have butt and I hate it.
[info]plaid_giraffe 2nd-Nov-2005 07:24 pm (UTC)
Haha. See through panties!
[info]pixiewytch 2nd-Nov-2005 07:25 pm (UTC)
Wow, I normally adore Paris but she is looking awfully skanky in this picture:(
[info]washie 2nd-Nov-2005 08:46 pm (UTC)
How can you adore a worthless, lying, racist bitch who pretends to have been beaten by her boyfriend.
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