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7:01 pm - 11/11/2009

Now this IS the look..



Kim Kardashian needs to walk around like this on a full-time basis. This is definitely a bitch I could go to T.G.I. Fridays with after work and guzzle on Electric Lemonades while freaking on our bar stools to Starpoint. And on the ride home, I'd promise to be polite and barf in the seat pocket in the back of her '87 Nissan Sentra (in metallic baby blue). That's what the back pocket is for.

Kim dropped the low-budget skankness and brought the beauty for an episode of E!'s Secret Celebrity. Kim wrote on her blog that the result of her 3-hour makeover was "kind of scary." Um. No. The regular Kim is really scary. This trick right here is all sorts of glamorous.

And for some strange reason, Kim also decided to post a never-before-seen still from her sex tape:





source (where else?)

Anyone else getting Mel B vibes from that pic? No?
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jesustolemybike 11th-Nov-2009 07:17 pm (UTC)
lol wat.
davejohn 11th-Nov-2009 07:28 pm (UTC)
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ibelieveinlove 11th-Nov-2009 08:10 pm (UTC)
win
ily
passtheshampoo 11th-Nov-2009 08:51 pm (UTC)
LOL!
vampiric02 11th-Nov-2009 09:11 pm (UTC)
lol irl
frouwke 11th-Nov-2009 09:12 pm (UTC)
I giggled. :D
dream_manderley 11th-Nov-2009 09:25 pm (UTC)
A+

idgaf, i love those movies <3
nicolaroberts 11th-Nov-2009 07:17 pm (UTC)
........
dawn9476 11th-Nov-2009 07:18 pm (UTC)
When will that twits 15 minutes be up?
jesustolemybike 11th-Nov-2009 07:21 pm (UTC)
hopefully tomorrow or something
oohasparklie 11th-Nov-2009 08:01 pm (UTC)
As soon as people stop posting about her and her nasty family constantly.
tokyoblossom 11th-Nov-2009 09:40 pm (UTC)
dunno, paris hilton lasted a few years before people stopped caring about her so im thinking it'll be the same for kim. :[
la_geni 11th-Nov-2009 07:18 pm (UTC)
So they gave her her old nose back?
ibelieveinlove 11th-Nov-2009 07:21 pm (UTC)
LMFAO WIN
windupbarbie 11th-Nov-2009 07:21 pm (UTC)
lmao
grammaire 11th-Nov-2009 07:24 pm (UTC)
A+


Reminds me of Spaceballs


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ghost_chick_13 11th-Nov-2009 07:36 pm (UTC)
hee!
honeynutcherri 11th-Nov-2009 07:46 pm (UTC)
Lol irl.
biminicricket 11th-Nov-2009 09:14 pm (UTC)
lol
rlmoonyk 11th-Nov-2009 07:18 pm (UTC)
lol so true
i can still recognize dlisted after reading one line
isthisasgoodas 11th-Nov-2009 07:20 pm (UTC)
i love mk
redsprings 11th-Nov-2009 07:23 pm (UTC)
Lol, MTE.
probot 11th-Nov-2009 07:40 pm (UTC)
mte
sapitacherry 11th-Nov-2009 07:45 pm (UTC)
that's why i'm here!!
ztrellitaa 11th-Nov-2009 11:36 pm (UTC)
Me too. I love that guy.
sinwithagrin 11th-Nov-2009 07:18 pm (UTC)
lol i watched that episode. it was stupid.
i don't even think she looked that bad.
frostthepie 11th-Nov-2009 07:18 pm (UTC)
GUYS! ot but who is that twilight fan from england, the chubby girl who cries a lot and there's a ton of gifs of her floating around?
conveythemelody 11th-Nov-2009 07:20 pm (UTC)
nuttymadam?
frostthepie 11th-Nov-2009 07:36 pm (UTC)
thank yoou. needed it for the lolz
god_blinked 11th-Nov-2009 07:20 pm (UTC)
Nutty Madam?
veggiesub_86 11th-Nov-2009 07:27 pm (UTC)
I think she's Scottish.
michaelscott 11th-Nov-2009 07:41 pm (UTC)
Chubby?
aurosan 11th-Nov-2009 07:18 pm (UTC)
her eyebrows are still way tooooo nice though
gretchen_rose 11th-Nov-2009 07:18 pm (UTC)
And for some strange reason, Kim also decided to post a never-before-seen still from her sex tape

LOL
pink_rendezvous 11th-Nov-2009 07:19 pm (UTC)
LOL please tell me you wrote that bit about TGI Fridays and Electric Lemonades!1
neversquare 11th-Nov-2009 07:22 pm (UTC)
lol of course not, only Michael K can be so awesome.
aurosan 11th-Nov-2009 07:19 pm (UTC)
and wtf now curly hair is considered ugly?

FUCK THIS NOISE
grammaire 11th-Nov-2009 07:26 pm (UTC)
And glasses. WOW KIM, YOU'RE SO FUG.
neversquare 11th-Nov-2009 07:26 pm (UTC)
Well to be fair it's not "celebrities made ugly", she's just in disguise~
babydiego 11th-Nov-2009 07:29 pm (UTC)
:(
adorkibul 11th-Nov-2009 07:49 pm (UTC)
Ugh, that's what I was thinking.
abiding 11th-Nov-2009 08:15 pm (UTC)
mte
eclatez 11th-Nov-2009 08:23 pm (UTC)
And to think I thought my hair looked so good after all the mousse I put in it yesterday
excelente 11th-Nov-2009 08:42 pm (UTC)
WHERE IN THE ARTICLE DOES IT MENTION UGLIFICATION??

I think you're projecting, aurosan.
oceanhue 11th-Nov-2009 08:46 pm (UTC)
iawtc; why am I supposed to be ashamed of my curly hair? There's nothing "ugly" about curly locks
mercystars 11th-Nov-2009 09:19 pm (UTC)
This.
this_repetition 11th-Nov-2009 09:33 pm (UTC)
You've clearly never watched Millionaire Matchmaker (and I'm proud of you for it).
reddressorblue 12th-Nov-2009 04:54 am (UTC)
This shit makes me smmmaaaaad :(
kidlucid 12th-Nov-2009 06:25 am (UTC)
Ia
scarlettfan84 12th-Nov-2009 01:56 pm (UTC)
so if she had straight hair would you be complaining?
anthony 11th-Nov-2009 07:19 pm (UTC)
senkig 11th-Nov-2009 07:23 pm (UTC)
A+.
kebbel 11th-Nov-2009 07:36 pm (UTC)
mte.
adri278 11th-Nov-2009 07:58 pm (UTC)
So many good .gifs came out of this skit.
shelostcontro1 11th-Nov-2009 07:19 pm (UTC)
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marisela 11th-Nov-2009 07:50 pm (UTC)
gahahahahah cats
misscarley 12th-Nov-2009 03:49 am (UTC)
god I love this
god_blinked 11th-Nov-2009 07:19 pm (UTC)
Is she trying to morph into Tyra?
Ash blonde hair, nose job...and idiotic gimmicks meant to educate her on how ~real people~ live.
Classy.
pink__sparklies 11th-Nov-2009 07:20 pm (UTC)
Mel B? Fool you trippin...
neversquare 11th-Nov-2009 07:25 pm (UTC)


(I'm bored)
grammaire 11th-Nov-2009 07:26 pm (UTC)
I loved that period of Mel B :')
hardcoresince3 11th-Nov-2009 07:56 pm (UTC)
I don't see the similarity
mel b is so qt
watermeloncholy 12th-Nov-2009 01:34 am (UTC)
Uh....no you didn't
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