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7:10 pm - 10/29/2009

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Chelsea Handler's dad must be so proud.
Playboy's December cover girl set herself up for the big reveal tonight on The Jay Leno Show, joking with the host that her pop was going to love it "because he thinks I'm very sexual."
Then Jay surprised Chelsea with a larger-than-life version of the leggy blonde's Playboy cover, featuring the Chelsea Lately host (who quit drinking for "like a day and a half" to get in shape) standing in some faux snow, clad in a barely there white bikini and tall cushy boots.
Handler demurred, however, when a slightly worked-up Jay encouraged her to strike a similar pose for the audience.
"We need the guy that airbrushed me to come back," she cracked.


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[info]manicure 29th-Oct-2009 11:33 pm (UTC)
she looks like jenna elfman right there
[info]veronica_sky 29th-Oct-2009 11:33 pm (UTC)
ugh. sorry, but her body isn't pretty.
[info]ericasays 29th-Oct-2009 11:34 pm (UTC)
makes me glad i'm jewish
[info]_xxtom 29th-Oct-2009 11:36 pm (UTC)
Wow this isn't sexy at all.
Like..it looks terrible.
[info]roxiblu 29th-Oct-2009 11:37 pm (UTC)
does not even look like her
[info]likegunfire 29th-Oct-2009 11:22 pm (UTC)
I love her so much
[info]bubblingsyntax 29th-Oct-2009 11:22 pm (UTC)
hate this unfunny bitch
[info]ecctv 29th-Oct-2009 11:23 pm (UTC)
ia
[info]l_s_d_me 29th-Oct-2009 11:24 pm (UTC)
i agree sfm.
[info]ifuseekamy 29th-Oct-2009 11:24 pm (UTC)
idawtc
[info]bubblingsyntax 29th-Oct-2009 11:47 pm (UTC)
YOU DO AGREE WITH THIS COMMENT, I KNOW~
[info]octopus_theater 29th-Oct-2009 11:26 pm (UTC)
you aint the only 1
[info]smnp ho ho chelsea — 29th-Oct-2009 11:28 pm (UTC)
bitch
[info]podgybelle 29th-Oct-2009 11:28 pm (UTC)
same
[info]team_britney 29th-Oct-2009 11:29 pm (UTC)
iasfm
[info]beaddddddsss 29th-Oct-2009 11:31 pm (UTC)
pretty much
[info]veronica_sky 29th-Oct-2009 11:33 pm (UTC)
IAC
[info]hoot 29th-Oct-2009 11:34 pm (UTC)
Uggh, me too.
[info]sashanaa 29th-Oct-2009 11:34 pm (UTC)
ia.
[info]_xxtom 29th-Oct-2009 11:36 pm (UTC)
shes not funny OR attractive.
yiikes
[info]m3ts_ftw 29th-Oct-2009 11:38 pm (UTC)
me too
[info]horizongold 29th-Oct-2009 11:39 pm (UTC)
ia
[info]stellabella84 29th-Oct-2009 11:41 pm (UTC)
THANK YOU!
[info]_quietriot_ 29th-Oct-2009 11:41 pm (UTC)
Ugh, me too.
[info]ree7aan 29th-Oct-2009 11:54 pm (UTC)
ia
her joke delivery is horrible.
[info]nancyboy11 29th-Oct-2009 11:56 pm (UTC)
Same
[info]sugary_placenta 29th-Oct-2009 11:58 pm (UTC)
I don't hate her, but her show is painfully unfunny.
[info]rhomea 30th-Oct-2009 12:18 am (UTC)
ia so much. Her show is fuckin painful. I don't see how anyone watches it.
[info]evett 30th-Oct-2009 02:02 am (UTC)
If you hate her why don't you keep scrolling?

...Oh wait that only applies if you say anything against britney oops.
[info]___chemicalxx 30th-Oct-2009 03:20 am (UTC)
idg why people like her so much.
[info]apothecaries 29th-Oct-2009 11:22 pm (UTC)
I love her, and this is random.
[info]animefanaticren 29th-Oct-2009 11:53 pm (UTC)
Agreed.
[info]aurosan 29th-Oct-2009 11:22 pm (UTC)
wow tara reid and kelly bensimon must be pissed
[info]_underwhelmed 30th-Oct-2009 03:56 am (UTC)
mte! upgrade for playboy
[info]my_drama_only 29th-Oct-2009 11:22 pm (UTC)
Her hands are weird.
[info]ecctv 29th-Oct-2009 11:23 pm (UTC)
and her thighs fade into eachother
[info]veronica_sky 29th-Oct-2009 11:34 pm (UTC)
omg lol
[info]manicure 29th-Oct-2009 11:23 pm (UTC)
I quit drinking to lose weight, too.
but i'm going to ruin all that this weekend.
[info]gorgeousdoll 29th-Oct-2009 11:23 pm (UTC)
She's been looking SO HAGGARD lately. And on her show I feel like she spends more time sputtering and stammering than delivering actual jokes. This cover is major DNW.
[info]veronica_sky 29th-Oct-2009 11:35 pm (UTC)
spluttering and stammering lol
[info]cluelessraf 29th-Oct-2009 11:24 pm (UTC)
Why would she pose for Playboy, I wouldn't think she be into it but I guess she does like attention.
[info]fuckyess 30th-Oct-2009 12:04 am (UTC)
why? because she was asked.

and i most people on ontd would do it too, if they were asked to.
[info]sangfwaah 30th-Oct-2009 01:31 am (UTC)
probably not.

and sasha grey is pretentious.
[info]beaddddddsss 29th-Oct-2009 11:24 pm (UTC)
She genuinely can be fucking hilarious, but knowing she slept her way to the top and this is just....ugh.
[info]cluelessraf 29th-Oct-2009 11:24 pm (UTC)
exactly, her ex was the fucking owner of E! wasn't he?
[info]eeagle 29th-Oct-2009 11:26 pm (UTC)
they are still together. *god i shouldnt know that.*
[info]robertsbox_xo 29th-Oct-2009 11:26 pm (UTC)
not ex, she's still dating him
[info]beaddddddsss 29th-Oct-2009 11:34 pm (UTC)
Yep. She went from doing bad prank shows and random spots on pop culture list shows where she would give an occassional but forgetabble zinger to her own fucking talk-show in a snap. She either is amazing in the sac or he probably cums in 0 to 2 seconds, Idk.
[info]timandnorah 29th-Oct-2009 11:37 pm (UTC)
I'm pretty sure they started dating after her show got big.
[info]gorgeousdoll 29th-Oct-2009 11:25 pm (UTC)
Who'd she bang?!
[info]_xxtom 29th-Oct-2009 11:39 pm (UTC)
I hate her but a lot of people sleep their way to the top...like .. alot. Even talented people do
[info]peacetrains 29th-Oct-2009 11:42 pm (UTC)
yeah, i know. i love her and i love chelsea lately but everyone knows she only got the job because of who her bf is.
[info]rhomea 30th-Oct-2009 12:19 am (UTC)
at least she didn't sleep her way to the middle.
[info]delicious_pocky 30th-Oct-2009 12:43 am (UTC)
that's kind of unfair. she has the most profitable show on E! so it's not like she's there just because she's sleeping with the boss.
[info]jizzus_christ 30th-Oct-2009 12:58 am (UTC)
just here to say haiii gurl haiiii
[info]god_blinked Oh, god — 29th-Oct-2009 11:24 pm (UTC)
I really did not need to see that, especially in my swine-fevered state that makes everything that much more horribly intense.
[info]teratomas Re: Oh, god — 29th-Oct-2009 11:41 pm (UTC)
Feel better soon bb!
[info]cecilia_weasley Re: Oh, god — 29th-Oct-2009 11:53 pm (UTC)
get better soon bb!!!
[info]telleabelle Re: Oh, god — 29th-Oct-2009 11:54 pm (UTC)
Get well soon bb *pats*
[info]msbyn 29th-Oct-2009 11:24 pm (UTC)
I hate it that pics like this make me hate my body. Its stupid and ridiculous... and weak, which makes me even more angry at myself. Back to life.
[info]smnp 29th-Oct-2009 11:29 pm (UTC)
photoshop baby
[info]laurie_springs 30th-Oct-2009 02:23 am (UTC)
Don't feel bad. She looks nothing like that irl.

She wears Spanx to bed (not kidding) lol
[info]vintagerose 29th-Oct-2009 11:24 pm (UTC)
I like the black.

It adds a nice kwanzaa touch.
[info]gingerslam2 29th-Oct-2009 11:27 pm (UTC)
they should've put Sandra Lee and her Kwanzaa Cake on the cover



OM NOM NOM
[info]vintagerose 29th-Oct-2009 11:29 pm (UTC)
lol oh my god please don't remind me
[info]hoya 29th-Oct-2009 11:30 pm (UTC)
rofl did you know she made a hanukkah cake to accompany that?
[info]amitabhbachchan 29th-Oct-2009 11:31 pm (UTC)
i just realized how much it resembles a black boob with the top cut off
[info]miss_splendid 29th-Oct-2009 11:34 pm (UTC)
that cake looks tacky as fuck
[info]horizongold 29th-Oct-2009 11:40 pm (UTC)
omfg she should never be allowed to cook
[info]babaginge 29th-Oct-2009 11:31 pm (UTC)
yeah I watched the interview..he did'nt seem to pleased to be with her
[info]nachomuchacho 30th-Oct-2009 01:21 am (UTC)
I thought they seemed really flirty.
[info]______thatshott 29th-Oct-2009 11:24 pm (UTC)
she looks awkward, but i love her & nugget.
[info]sangfwaah 30th-Oct-2009 01:32 am (UTC)
chuy did midget porn before Chelsea. true story.
[info]the_trufax 30th-Oct-2009 03:30 am (UTC)
pics or it didn't happen
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