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NJ Housewives & their newborn bb pic: In real clothes; not Halloween costumes

Here's The Real Housewives of New Jersey's Teresa and Jacqueline with their brand new baby friends, Audriana and Nicholas, in this week's InTouch Weekly. No, those babies are not wearing Halloween costumes. This is their real-life-wear. Okay, Nicholas' "Ode to Brad Pitt" ensemble isn't that bad, but Audriana looks like an Anne Geddes photo shoot.
 

According to Teresa, I'm alone in my opinions on her baby styling skills. Teresa said, "They’re girlie-girls. They all love clothes and fashion. Everyone loves the way I dress my kids and asks where I buy the clothes. When we go shopping, they know what they like. We like Stage Left in Franklin Lakes, New Jersey, and Neiman Marcus. I’ve noticed that a lot of celebrities dress their kids very plain and simple. The baby that they say has style is Tom Cruise’s daughter, Suri, but that’s not really my style. I’m a little hipper. The producers say the way I dress the girls reminds them of Kimora Lee Simmons’ daughters." (LOL)

The producers or a bunch of liars, because the way she dresses her girls reminds me of a Bath & Body Works gift basket. Teresa's the one who should be wearing a giant shower puff on her head, so it will cover up her "Gorillas in the Mist" forehead.

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[info]anasella_emm 28th-Oct-2009 06:50 pm (UTC)
those are some fabulous babies
[info]mcwicca 28th-Oct-2009 07:24 pm (UTC)
Appropriate icon is appropriate. And very cute!
[info]celica18l 28th-Oct-2009 07:51 pm (UTC)
LOL I love your icon
[info]anasella_emm 28th-Oct-2009 09:07 pm (UTC)
thank you!! i love the baby in your icon!!
[info]black_electron 28th-Oct-2009 06:51 pm (UTC)
lol Jacqueline's baby looks so happy. I'm glad that she finally got pregnant!
[info]jigglemypuff 28th-Oct-2009 06:52 pm (UTC)
We need to bring back the Nobody tag.
[info]nancyboy11 28th-Oct-2009 06:55 pm (UTC)
But we'll hurt celeb feelings.
lol
[info]subj_to_debate 28th-Oct-2009 09:09 pm (UTC)
they don't have those.
[info]bowsandbraids 28th-Oct-2009 06:53 pm (UTC)
i love jacqueline and i'm happy or her
[info]voyevoda 28th-Oct-2009 06:53 pm (UTC)
That first baby looks like she's going to choke a bitch for the bath puff on her head.
[info]yankgrrl0224 28th-Oct-2009 07:01 pm (UTC)
LMAO
[info]abiding 28th-Oct-2009 07:17 pm (UTC)
lol mte
[info]ultravlntmoloko 28th-Oct-2009 06:53 pm (UTC)
Yay more people reproducing that really shouldn't
[info]serial_chiller 28th-Oct-2009 06:54 pm (UTC)
If I ever dress my kid up like that I hope he or she vomits on me.
[info]subj_to_debate 28th-Oct-2009 09:11 pm (UTC)
agreed. my favorite part: "the way she dresses her girls reminds me of a Bath & Body Works gift basket."

i hate pink. and i hate when people shove their little girls into pink, fluffy shit just because they're girls.
[info]tigana33 28th-Oct-2009 06:55 pm (UTC)
theresa's house is in foreclosure, so perhaps the shopping might need to take a back seat to mr juicy and delicious paying his mortgage on their built to their exacting cheesy standards mcmansion
[info]bowlofcereal 28th-Oct-2009 06:57 pm (UTC)
Really? Not very surprising considering how extravagant everything about that house was.
[info]maybelater__ 28th-Oct-2009 07:18 pm (UTC)
ikr they practically carved the thing out of onyx and marble. that shit don't come cheap
[info]kittenrescue 28th-Oct-2009 11:21 pm (UTC)
Apparently it's not the Fauxteau that's in foreclosure - it's another property they own.
[info]ilikeandrewbird 28th-Oct-2009 06:55 pm (UTC)
holy mother of god

on a side note, that little boy most likely has a gun in his pocket. he looks like a little mafia baby.
[info]silken_floss 28th-Oct-2009 06:55 pm (UTC)
I usually skip these Housewives posts, but that bb in pink is too fabulous, I had to comment. Kinda makes me wanna have another bb.






























Not. :)
[info]ilikeandrewbird 28th-Oct-2009 06:56 pm (UTC)
Teresa is such a joke. She lives a lifestyle like a MULTI MULTI MULTI millionaire, but there's no way they're banking even 1 million a year. They're the reason we're in a recession. Fuck them.
[info]ifancylust 28th-Oct-2009 08:13 pm (UTC)
you don't think they even make a million? i don't know..i was under the impression that they must make a lot because of the house they were building.
[info]rootooyoo 29th-Oct-2009 02:26 am (UTC)
That house is in foreclosure.
[info]plaidpineapple 28th-Oct-2009 06:57 pm (UTC)
Good lord, the flower on the girl baby's head is bigger than her head.
[info]malzazzle 28th-Oct-2009 06:57 pm (UTC)
LMAO FOREVER. Those poor babies.
[info]satellite__eyes 28th-Oct-2009 06:57 pm (UTC)
These women are the reason I demand that South Jersey succeed from the North. Good god
[info]yankgrrl0224 28th-Oct-2009 07:03 pm (UTC)
*secede. sorry, bb, i'm a history major.
[info]satellite__eyes 28th-Oct-2009 07:08 pm (UTC)
lol it's cool, you beat me to it! too much coffee/typing on the crackberry makes for too quick fingers ;)


history nerds ftw! :D
[info]aloneinthetown 28th-Oct-2009 07:09 pm (UTC)
Thank you for that, I'm an English major :)
[info]satellite__eyes 28th-Oct-2009 07:07 pm (UTC)
secede, too.

i is a college graduate ;)
[info]xxerronious 28th-Oct-2009 07:08 pm (UTC)
Dude, I know the feeling. I'm glad North Carolina seceded from South Carolina. South Carolina is fucking disgusting.
[info]lizzyhaldane 28th-Oct-2009 07:49 pm (UTC)
lol franklin lakes IS north jersey
[info]jheathbar 28th-Oct-2009 08:55 pm (UTC)
GURRRL I KNOW YOU AINT TRYIN TO TALK BAD ABOUT NORTH JERSEY! I don't want to have a problem with you up in here!
[info]azalea_breeze 28th-Oct-2009 06:58 pm (UTC)
she has no forehead :/
[info]via_85 29th-Oct-2009 05:59 am (UTC)
THANK YOU
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