7:29 pm - 10/22/2009

“Hangin’ With Leo” – The UNAUTHORIZED Documentary!

Who is the real Leonardo “The Lion” DiCaprio? What kind of clothes does he wear? What does he like to eat? Does or doesn’t he like to do karate kicks? Now you can know, courtesy of Hangin’ With Leo, the unauthorized documentary! They rounded up some real experts in the Leo field for this one. ”He likes to shop at the very best stores and buy the very most current kind of trendy clothing.” ”Leonardo does not shop at expensive stores!” Well you’re not Leo’s real mom! I also enjoyed this: “despite the fact that Leo is a fast-food freak, he loves quality literature.” Watch out, this man contains multitudes! I don’t think anyone in this documentary has ever met Leonardo DiCaprio.

Source: Everything Is Terrible!

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tuggernuts 23rd-Oct-2009 02:38 am (UTC)
r.i.p. young, attractive leo
ro_glam 23rd-Oct-2009 02:42 am (UTC)
this! I miss him :(
zigazazu 23rd-Oct-2009 02:44 am (UTC)
numbereleven 23rd-Oct-2009 02:49 am (UTC)
I thought he looked rather good in the preview to that new movie he's in... you know, the Scorsese one. That one.
tuggernuts 23rd-Oct-2009 02:51 am (UTC)
yeah, that one.

he only looks rather good because he's standing next to mark ruffalo the whole time. who is equally as bloated as leo.
brokenseas 23rd-Oct-2009 02:39 am (UTC)
Did the paparazzi just pool together footage and get a creepy lady to narrate this thing?
brokenseas 23rd-Oct-2009 02:40 am (UTC)
They call him Leonardo Retardo?? Are you fucking joking me
babyboxes 23rd-Oct-2009 08:41 am (UTC)
bitches please.
someone needs to kill these people
takingthewalk 23rd-Oct-2009 02:39 am (UTC)
Sadly I have two copies of this VHS tape. To my defense, one was a gift.
solitune 23rd-Oct-2009 03:14 am (UTC)
grande_latte 23rd-Oct-2009 02:40 am (UTC)
I still can't believe he's friends with David Blaine
preeho 23rd-Oct-2009 02:53 am (UTC)
... FAVORITE PICTURE BOOK EVAR (other than Tikki Tikki Tembo :D)
grande_latte 23rd-Oct-2009 02:56 am (UTC)
OMG tikki tikki tembo I LOVE that book
nachomuchacho 23rd-Oct-2009 03:24 am (UTC)
"I'm gonna be on television!"
"Ma, you on uppas? You on uppas ain't ya, for Christ's sake"
yentlenicole 23rd-Oct-2009 04:29 am (UTC)
jesustolemybike 23rd-Oct-2009 02:40 am (UTC)
divaty 23rd-Oct-2009 02:40 am (UTC)
I turned it off after "young, sexy and super rich." Two outta three, I suppose.
divaty 23rd-Oct-2009 02:41 am (UTC)
*one outta three. lol
stellawuzadiver 23rd-Oct-2009 02:40 am (UTC)
Why's LJ breaking? Did zombie Michael Jackson rise from the grave?
rhapsodeeinblue 23rd-Oct-2009 02:42 am (UTC)
No joke, that is actually the first thing I thought.
numbereleven 23rd-Oct-2009 02:43 am (UTC)
...why? What did I miss?
grande_latte 23rd-Oct-2009 02:43 am (UTC)
lol no MJ wasn't dead it all. it was all a hoax
_allbutgone 23rd-Oct-2009 02:40 am (UTC)
leonardo retard-o?
apafc 23rd-Oct-2009 02:40 am (UTC)
I have never loved a man like I loved him back in -97
svrrender 23rd-Oct-2009 02:43 am (UTC)
aww that was so lyrical, almost poetic.
apafc 23rd-Oct-2009 02:49 am (UTC)
Thank you! I really struggled with my grammar though, because I wanted it to be perfect
preeho 23rd-Oct-2009 02:52 am (UTC)
shoot, i'm right there with you.

i had pictures of him taped to the front of my diary :X
prettiwaste 23rd-Oct-2009 03:08 am (UTC)
principino 23rd-Oct-2009 02:41 am (UTC)
I don't understand this post.
jesustolemybike 23rd-Oct-2009 02:41 am (UTC)
cgevaldo 23rd-Oct-2009 11:15 am (UTC)
i do too, actually. especially under the influence.
ro_glam 23rd-Oct-2009 02:41 am (UTC)
Lol srsly?
l27freakshow 23rd-Oct-2009 02:41 am (UTC)
not in the best shape? I'd still hit it. And he's in worse shape now than he was then.
mrcelebrity 23rd-Oct-2009 02:41 am (UTC)
~waits for my post to go through~
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