Who is the real Leonardo “The Lion” DiCaprio? What kind of clothes does he wear? What does he like to eat? Does or doesn’t he like to do karate kicks? Now you can know, courtesy of Hangin’ With Leo, the unauthorized documentary! They rounded up some real experts in the Leo field for this one. ”He likes to shop at the very best stores and buy the very most current kind of trendy clothing.” ”Leonardo does not shop at expensive stores!” Well you’re not Leo’s real mom! I also enjoyed this: “despite the fact that Leo is a fast-food freak, he loves quality literature.” Watch out, this man contains multitudes! I don’t think anyone in this documentary has ever met Leonardo DiCaprio.
Source: Everything Is Terrible!