What would Hot Fuzz slash sound like if Simon Pegg, Nick Frost, and Edgar Wright wrote it?
From Edgar Wright's website:
If you don’t follow myself, Mr Simon Pegg or Mr Nick Frost on Twitter, you missed out on a semi sequel to HOT FUZZ yesterday in the form of some very steamy tweets.
It all started with a discussion about X Factor’s identical twins John & Edward and a joke by me about slash fiction…
@edgarwright Has anyone written John & Edward slash fiction yet? Apart from themselves, that is.
about 23 hours ago from web
@simonpegg @edgarwright Jeez and you had a pop at me for reading Twilight!
about 23 hours ago from TweetDeck
@edgarwright Me and @simonpegg once wrote some Nicholas Angel and Danny Butterman slash fiction. It was called HOT FUZZ…(applause)
about 23 hours ago from web
… this quickly transmorphed into a discussion about the amount of steamy HOT FUZZ slash fiction on the net involving Sergeant Nicholas Angel and Constable Danny Butterman.@simonpegg You’ve still got it Edgar. I don’t care what anyone says.
about 21 hours ago from TweetDeck
@edgarwright: You want HOT FUZZ slash fiction? You got HOT FUZZ slash fiction. http://bit.ly/EU8SY Enjoy.
about 22 hours ago from web
@simonpegg All power to the slashers I say. I’m deeply flattered that anyone would take mine and @edgarwright’s balls and run with them.
about 21 hours ago from TweetDeck
@edgarwright I too am deeply flattered by the slashers. I say all power to handstitched homoerotica.
about 21 hours ago from web in reply to simonpegg
@simonpegg @yathina I didn’t start it!! It was @edgarwright. You know what it’s like you’re on your own in the edit …
about 22 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to yathina
@edgarwright More HOT FUZZ slash fiction for those who enjoy Angel & Danny’s stolen glances… http://joandarck.greekedtext.org/HotFuzz
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about 18 hours ago from web
This is turn led to myself, Simon and Nick tweeted our own little slivers of slash fiction chronicling the stolen glances, loaded comments and pregnant pauses between our dynamic duo. And things got very hot and sweaty indeed.@edgarwright I think I have opened a lusty can of worms…
about 18 hours ago from web
This may be the HOT FUZZ sequel you’ve been begging for. Read on.
@simonpegg “said Danny as he unbuttoned Angel’s police issue riot suit”
about 17 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to edgarwright
@edgarwright “Danny gripped his extendable Asp. It could do some serious damage…in the right hands.”
about 16 hours ago from web in reply to simonpegg
@nickjfrost “That’s a lovely big truncheon.” said Danny. (sound of slide whistle.) the end.
about 16 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to simonpegg
@edgarwright All this steamy talk of Danny & Angel is sending me toward the 19,000 followers mark. You filthy bitches.
about 16 hours ago from web
@edgarwright “Danny and Angel grinned as they tackled the shoplifter. There was no reason to hold him down so long. Or was there..?”
about 16 hours ago from web
@nickjfrost “he’s got a pipe of pringles down his track suit bottoms Sarge!” grinned Danny.”
about 16 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to edgarwright
@edgarwright “Danny wanted to tell Angel that from some angles he looked a bit like Paul Walker. He’d tell him one day…One day.”
about 16 hours ago from web
@nickjfrost ’swing away!” Said Danny. They laughed at the memory of going to see signs together one afternoon.
about 16 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to edgarwright
@edgarwright “Danny smiled “Remember when we beat up those travelers in the downpour, Sergeant Angel? ? Your hair looked good in the rain”
about 16 hours ago from web
@edgarwright “Danny gazed at the leaves falling outside the station. He smiled. Rugby season would be starting soon…”
about 15 hours ago from web
@edgarwright I’m enjoying this. Too much…(too much)
about 15 hours ago from web
@edgarwright “Angel gently reminded Danny that his ‘Team Jacob’ t-shirt was not regulation uniform.”
about 15 hours ago from web
@nickjfrost “In the quiet station Danny danced to Sixpence none the richer’s ‘Kiss me’, remembering their weekend in Weston.”
about 15 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to edgarwright
@edgarwright “Danny broke the silence. “Who do you like better, John or Edward?” “I have no strong feeling about it” said Angel, without looking up.”
about 15 hours ago from web
@nickjfrost ‘I saw the way Skinner was looking at you.’ Sighed Danny. ‘Don’t be jealous’ Angel ruffled danny’s hair. ‘Don’t Dad might see!’
about 15 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to edgarwright
@edgarwright One last one…”Have you seen the notebook?” asked Angel, searching furiously in the glove compartment. “Many times” replied Danny fondly.
about 15 hours ago from web
@edgarwright @camposova I think the fact that I have out-slashed Pegg & Frost by 3 to 1 speaks volumes about me. Uh…
about 15 hours ago from web in reply to camposova
So that was the further adventures of Angel and Danny. I’ll leave you with Simon’s touching epilogue.@edgarwright Am off out now. Good night all. Hands up who still wants a HOT FUZZ sequel.
about 15 hours ago from web
@simonpegg “What shall we do?” Asked Danny, full of puppyish enthusiasm. “Your call Constable Butterman”, purred Angel. Danny smiled, “Willy fight?”
about 12 hours ago from TweetDeck
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Simon's twitter
Nick's twitter
Edgar's twitter
Jason Isaacs reads Harry Potter fanfic.
And then I'd feel twice as awkward when I talked to other celebrities I'd been shagging in them.
I don't know why I wasn't following them on twitter but I sure as hell am now.
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All power to the slashers I say. I’m deeply flattered that anyone would take mine and @edgarwright’s balls and run with them. Oh Simon Pegg, you are crack me so very up!
this makes me love them even more
makes me want to watch hot fuzz again
I highly enjoy when celebs don't care that people are writing slash about them, let alone when they write some themselves/give the authors such plot bunnies.