ONTD

8:41 pm - 10/06/2009

Frances Bean Cobain writes an open letter to Ali Lohan



This is my open letter to Ali Lohan.
Your not entitled to anything simply because your sister has a recognizable name. Your idea of fame isn't fame. It's infamy. You want to be famous? Work your ass off and make decisions that could potentially catapult your career into a lasting one. Notariety for who you are and notaritey for the work you produce are two completely differnt things. I understand that you have been brought up in an envirtoment where the idea of fame is easily achievable but, that's not an excuse. You lack the talent, social understanding and credibility to be anything other then infamous. Your careere choices, thus far, will transcend a future career as someone who attempted to be famous, but never quite achieved it. And if you do, it will be the formality of fame that puts you on the covers of tabloids, while the public idly watches you plumit into the murky abyss shared with the likes of Spencer Pratt & Jon Gosslin who, i'm sure, will steal your money whilst there. Fortunately for the world, there are people who have and don't have recognizable names, who have obtained artistic integrity and will one day, hopefully, bring that tangible artisticness into light again. Though, its hard to think thats achievable when people like You ali lohan are rendering the world of true talent by attempting to make your entitled ass noticed. How is this fair to the people who HAVE artistic integrity, or a mind? How is it fair to those who truly have something to offer the human race other then a dwindling last name and a few shitty films, both of which, solidified the idea that your just a celebrities sibling. I recognize that i might come across as harsh and no, i don't personally know you, but its the actions that you take, that speak for you. You blatently don't care how your recognized, its the objective to get famous and that is what makes you replaceable and a recycled idea .Well, im ashamed to have to be grouped into the same category of person as you. I would rather die a most painful death the be assoicated with the kind of careere your trying to make for your self. I hope i'm wrong because generally i'm not a very judgmental person, but in the case of you, that is MY entitlement.



source: TWITTER! & 2

update she deleted her twitter account. BUT you can view it at Twerbose, where it's still up in full.
[info]aurosan 7th-Oct-2009 01:55 am (UTC)
the irony of this letter
[info]iprevail 7th-Oct-2009 01:57 am (UTC)
seriously.
[info]_xxtom 7th-Oct-2009 01:58 am (UTC)
Exactly. What in the world..
[info]greatloyalty 7th-Oct-2009 01:59 am (UTC)
IKR
[info]bagelofdeath 7th-Oct-2009 01:59 am (UTC)
Seriously.
[info]lachica2000 7th-Oct-2009 02:00 am (UTC)
Shit, at least Ali has attempted some kind of career.
[info]ex_partyhar 7th-Oct-2009 02:17 am (UTC)
frances is still in high school. she doesn't have to attempt a career just yet lolol
[info]rhapsodeeinblue 7th-Oct-2009 02:00 am (UTC)
MTE.
[info]boyfever 7th-Oct-2009 02:04 am (UTC)
lol what? I'm confused. When has Frances ever used her last name for anything?
[info]walkingxorgasm 7th-Oct-2009 02:05 am (UTC)
except hasn't frances turned down things to focus on school? i don't see her trying to have a career like that because of her father.
[info]chana 7th-Oct-2009 02:11 am (UTC)
hahah i know right
[info]blueblue2 7th-Oct-2009 02:14 am (UTC)
ditto. and the typos/misspellings make it even more LOLworthy.
[info]itswhoremones 7th-Oct-2009 02:25 am (UTC)
no kidding.
[info]healthypanda 7th-Oct-2009 02:26 am (UTC)
I was thinking the exact same thing.
[info]cadaver_andante 7th-Oct-2009 02:33 am (UTC)
OKAY.
[info]mistress_f 7th-Oct-2009 02:51 am (UTC)
lololol ikr
[info]ybfchic 7th-Oct-2009 02:56 am (UTC)
this
[info]mercystars 7th-Oct-2009 03:01 am (UTC)
Don't I know it.
[info]coffeenmorphine 7th-Oct-2009 03:05 am (UTC)
right?!
[info]ohsnapohsnap 7th-Oct-2009 03:06 am (UTC)
mte
[info]outsideleft 7th-Oct-2009 03:06 am (UTC)
yeah, i see where you're coming from.

and i winced at every typo.

but do you, or anyone on ontd, know of this lohan-cobain beef?

i need back story!
[info]moviemadame 7th-Oct-2009 04:06 am (UTC)


irony insofar as:

* She spells as badly as her mother does.

* She writes as though she's drug-addled, which again ... wouldn't shock me (yawns).

* She has the balls to whinge about others feeling entitled to their fame and privileges yet, what in the HELL has she done, apart from being born to famous rock and punk parents?

Christ *rolls eyes*

Wait, Frances Bean doesn't come here to ONTD, does she?



[info]youbeboy 7th-Oct-2009 05:22 am (UTC)
mte
[info]leopard_legs 7th-Oct-2009 11:10 am (UTC)
the irony is like thumping me in the face
[info]lizitish 8th-Oct-2009 01:44 pm (UTC)
AMEN.
[info]zzb 7th-Oct-2009 01:55 am (UTC)
sassy.

Edited at 2009-10-07 01:56 am (UTC)
[info]winniechili 7th-Oct-2009 01:55 am (UTC)
OMG grammar fail. :'(
[info]tuhmaruh 7th-Oct-2009 01:57 am (UTC)
THANK YOU! first thing i noticed about this.
[info]just_under 7th-Oct-2009 02:05 am (UTC)
well, yeah. i think most people noticed that first
[info]lovexemity 7th-Oct-2009 02:01 am (UTC)
Spelling fail.
All 'round fail.
[info]gogeta1 7th-Oct-2009 02:04 am (UTC)
Seriously.
[info]claire_noel 7th-Oct-2009 02:05 am (UTC)
i know :-(
[info]horseamaborse 7th-Oct-2009 02:05 am (UTC)
Mte.

But I'm a fan of hers and her father so I won't bitch about it.

If ever an editor were wanted or needed, I'm here. I am willing to work all hours, at beck and call. CALL ME. roar.
[info]purplespam 7th-Oct-2009 02:14 am (UTC)
Is the grammar really that bad?

And I'm asking in all seriousness b/c my mom speaks English as a second language so grammatical errors are not processed in my mind anymore apparently.
[info]godrevypoint 7th-Oct-2009 02:20 am (UTC)
okay seriously, let's just burn her at the stake for daring to be a teenager and not using proper grammar. i think, considering she's what, 15? she did a nice job at coming across as articulate. it's the internet, not the new york times.
[info]lost_vegetation 7th-Oct-2009 02:35 am (UTC)
And spelling fail. Just all around writing composition skills fail.
[info]serialkiller for true!7th-Oct-2009 02:35 am (UTC)
the minute I saw typos and bad grammar I lost interest. How can anyone take her seriously when she spells like an 8 year old?
[info]shegotaflavor 7th-Oct-2009 02:36 am (UTC)
It's more like her spelling is off. It was well written to a degree but she messed up some words. Maybe she was typing while she was tired and didn't pay attention. Either that or she isn't as intelligent as she at one point seemed and forgot to use spell check.
[info]rosedotcom 7th-Oct-2009 02:47 am (UTC)
I couldn't read it without picking out all the grammar and spelling mistakes. If you're going to bitch out someone then please spell check first.
[info]wanderingbelle 7th-Oct-2009 02:56 am (UTC)
Yes, her grammar is atrocious. She's very young; as she gets older and reads more, that will iron out. Her vocabulary is rather impressive, actually, even if her structure leaves much to be desired.
[info]ace_nikkei 7th-Oct-2009 02:56 am (UTC)
I flinched when I noticed the first your.
Poor grammar makes his argument invalid. Forever.
[info]coffeenmorphine 7th-Oct-2009 03:05 am (UTC)
that ruined this letter... other than the irony of it all.
[info]rutalking2me 7th-Oct-2009 03:23 am (UTC)
I know. I'll bet she has had an expensive education too.
[info]chaka_kahn 7th-Oct-2009 03:42 am (UTC)
unacceptable
[info]oblivious_frog 7th-Oct-2009 05:10 am (UTC)
I came to say this.
Regardless, I want Ali Lohan to gtfo.
[info]schmiss 7th-Oct-2009 01:56 am (UTC)
FUCK this trend of people using Twitter to write long entries. Fuck off with your longertweet twerbose shit. If you can't fit it in 140 characters I don't wanna read it.

Also lol, "Gofackadawg"
[info]frenchverbs 7th-Oct-2009 01:56 am (UTC)
What is the basis of this letter? Artistic integrity? Ali Lohan doesn't do anything other than following her sister around.
[info]be_x_good 7th-Oct-2009 02:00 am (UTC)
That's what I thought. I don't think she's done enough to merit this kind of RAAAAAGE from anyone...
[info]tangerinefriday 7th-Oct-2009 08:25 am (UTC)
YESSS.

This comes off obnoxious as hell.
[info]ex_lovergir 7th-Oct-2009 10:23 am (UTC)
lol ikr? Hate someone who's worth it at least.
[info]fukd_by_sugar 7th-Oct-2009 02:08 am (UTC)
[info]probot 7th-Oct-2009 02:51 am (UTC)
I heard somewhere that Ali wanted to release an album...
[info]firecracked 7th-Oct-2009 03:19 am (UTC)
I think she's saying that Ali is famous for doing nothing, rather than for having an ability that contributes something worthwhile to the world.
[info]be_banana 7th-Oct-2009 01:57 am (UTC)
God don't you hate when you're trying to make a point and you spell every other word wrong!!
[info]__allodoxa 7th-Oct-2009 02:26 am (UTC)
yse.
[info]comava 7th-Oct-2009 08:02 am (UTC)
lol
[info]telegram_ 7th-Oct-2009 01:57 am (UTC)
AHAHA. PREACH.
[info]entelodont 7th-Oct-2009 01:57 am (UTC)
wtf did Ali Lohan do besides look 38 years old
[info]malzazzle 7th-Oct-2009 02:01 am (UTC)
look 48 years old.
[info]gogeta1 7th-Oct-2009 02:04 am (UTC)
lol
[info]half_light_away 7th-Oct-2009 02:06 am (UTC)
you gots it.
[info]xgirldc 7th-Oct-2009 02:40 am (UTC)
gold star
[info]retrovinyls 7th-Oct-2009 03:07 am (UTC)
I loled.
[info]mei_yanohi 7th-Oct-2009 03:20 am (UTC)
irl lol
[info]aurora18 7th-Oct-2009 01:57 am (UTC)
Oh come on. Proofread!
[info]frenchverbs 7th-Oct-2009 01:57 am (UTC)
And damn, Frances needs to take a basic English I course.
[info]ledgers 7th-Oct-2009 06:27 am (UTC)
I've followed her Twitter for a while, and it's hilarious that she would always type up these superior, self righteous musings yet manage to spell every other word completely janked up.
[info]mysticmaestoso 7th-Oct-2009 01:57 am (UTC)
Oh girl, don't go the way of your mother.
[info]mysticmaestoso 7th-Oct-2009 02:13 am (UTC)
and by that, I meant twittering...incoherently.
[info]jckrbbt 7th-Oct-2009 02:45 am (UTC)
oh your icon~ it's so wonderful~ :3
[info]ilovemeganm 7th-Oct-2009 01:57 am (UTC)
YOU GO FRANCES COCO
[info]cauliflowerface 7th-Oct-2009 02:19 am (UTC)
haaaahaha
[info]r0cksteady00 7th-Oct-2009 03:00 am (UTC)
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THIS.
[info]bubblewhore oh.8th-Oct-2009 03:23 am (UTC)
Hahahah I'm watching that movie right now
[info]charmingmistake 7th-Oct-2009 01:57 am (UTC)
Are we suppose to take the opinion of a grown man who can't seem to find the difference between "you're" and "your" seriously?
[info]charmingmistake 7th-Oct-2009 01:58 am (UTC)
*oops, not a man. LOL. My 2 hours of sleep is showing. D:
[info]hoot 7th-Oct-2009 01:59 am (UTC)
And not "grown" - girl's like 16.
[info]half_light_away 7th-Oct-2009 02:06 am (UTC)
aaaahahahahaha
[info]larrylurker 7th-Oct-2009 02:09 am (UTC)
lol Kurt Cobain is pissed
[info]joaniemaloney 7th-Oct-2009 07:02 am (UTC)
LOL, I instantly thought of man too.
idk why I keep seeing it as 'Francis.'
[info]srnf87 7th-Oct-2009 02:13 am (UTC)
HAHAHAHA that's amazing
[info]godrevypoint 7th-Oct-2009 02:23 am (UTC)
grown woman? she's 15.
[info]cadaver_andante 7th-Oct-2009 02:37 am (UTC)
i loled irl @ "grown man"
[info]xathenex 7th-Oct-2009 03:00 am (UTC)
lol @ grown man. I seriously just chuckled for like a minute.

(I'm not laughing at you, bb...I'm laughing with you)
[info]_damnx 7th-Oct-2009 04:59 am (UTC)
i am loling so hard at this right now and i don't know why.
[info]thatsaid 7th-Oct-2009 05:34 am (UTC)
lol who the hell did you think this was?
[info]i_am_sydbristow 7th-Oct-2009 05:47 am (UTC)
i dunno but your icon made me laugh.
[info]vyctorya 7th-Oct-2009 06:07 am (UTC)
lol, she is kinda manly.
[info]abouttoexpire 7th-Oct-2009 12:05 pm (UTC)
okay irl loled so hard at this 'cause I'm sleep deprived too

<3
[info]tuer_gras 7th-Oct-2009 01:57 am (UTC)
baha
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