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2:28 pm - 09/21/2009

Kathy Griffin Says "Rob Pattinson looks like he has about three weeks to live"

 


On the Emmy Awards red carpet, Kathy Griffin revealed that she'd rather hook up with Robert Pattinson sooner than later, she says, because "he looks like he has about three weeks to live."

Griffin, our fave fiery-tressed comedienne, assessed the New Moon star's health. Asked to choose between Pattinson and fellow New Moon hunk Taylor Lautner, she said she'd prefer Rpattz because "he looks like he's about to die anyway so I've got to grab him and f*** him while I can."

Source: Celebuzz 

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[info]komichi 21st-Sep-2009 09:44 pm (UTC)
get it girl
[info]hollis1975 21st-Sep-2009 09:44 pm (UTC)
i love kathy but is she THAT desperate for peen? he looks like hes crawling with lice
[info]tammyinlalaland 21st-Sep-2009 09:48 pm (UTC)
wow... ok
[info]hollis1975 21st-Sep-2009 10:00 pm (UTC)
is it what i said about kathy or the hobo?
[info]rinirini 21st-Sep-2009 09:53 pm (UTC)
lmfao
[info]renesemee 21st-Sep-2009 09:57 pm (UTC)
its not like shes actually gonna go fuck him now.
[info]new_peteland 21st-Sep-2009 11:17 pm (UTC)
yes!
[info]kai_ta_loipa 21st-Sep-2009 11:31 pm (UTC)
i'm sure she has enough sense to hose him down with lysol first.
[info]song_bird88 21st-Sep-2009 11:38 pm (UTC)
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[info]il0veyou4 22nd-Sep-2009 12:44 am (UTC)
lol ia
[info]nymphadoratonks 22nd-Sep-2009 12:57 am (UTC)
i know you think people are stanning but it's more like... sarcasm, motherfucker, do you speak it?
[info]cee_darling 22nd-Sep-2009 05:11 am (UTC)
yes, he is a hobo after all.
[info]skywars 21st-Sep-2009 09:44 pm (UTC)
Love her sfm.
[info]thewoman_76 21st-Sep-2009 09:45 pm (UTC)
[info]icedcaffeine 21st-Sep-2009 09:46 pm (UTC)
I love this gif
[info]daftylion 21st-Sep-2009 09:53 pm (UTC)
hey there, sexy,
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[info]neon1445 21st-Sep-2009 09:55 pm (UTC)
MTE JENSEN
[info]redcurrantbasil 21st-Sep-2009 09:56 pm (UTC)
I love your icon
[info]thewoman_76 21st-Sep-2009 09:58 pm (UTC)
Thanks :)
[info]lovesetfire 21st-Sep-2009 10:07 pm (UTC)
HI DEAN!
[info]violentirony 21st-Sep-2009 10:52 pm (UTC)
Best Part of this post.
[info]juanitatequila 21st-Sep-2009 11:05 pm (UTC)
IA, DEAN.
[info]ociousity 21st-Sep-2009 09:45 pm (UTC)
LOL KATHY. A+
[info]sapitacherry 21st-Sep-2009 09:45 pm (UTC)
RUN KATHY
[info]principino 21st-Sep-2009 09:45 pm (UTC)
Bwa. I would feel sorry for Pattinson not having a life right now except that at the end of this ride he'll be fabulously wealthy.
[info]da_rappin_pixie 22nd-Sep-2009 12:01 am (UTC)
I feel like I kind of want to feel bad for him because he'll forever be known as "that dude from Twilight" and his chances of ever being taken seriously as an actor are kind of... rocky. But at the same time he can retire when all of this shit is done and live off the money for the rest of his life.
[info]icedcaffeine 21st-Sep-2009 09:45 pm (UTC)
oh deer
[info]bunnysayboo 21st-Sep-2009 09:46 pm (UTC)
[info]flowerssleeping 21st-Sep-2009 09:49 pm (UTC)
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[info]flowerssleeping 21st-Sep-2009 09:46 pm (UTC)
KENYA OR KANYE?
[info]vikingsmn 21st-Sep-2009 09:47 pm (UTC)
Lol. That will never not make me laugh.
[info]rinirini 21st-Sep-2009 09:54 pm (UTC)
ahahahaha
[info]bloodlolli 21st-Sep-2009 10:14 pm (UTC)
Kurt.
[info]dutchess_axel 22nd-Sep-2009 01:14 am (UTC)
KANYA. :D
[info]goneonline123 21st-Sep-2009 09:46 pm (UTC)
lol, he's so fug.
[info]vikingsmn 21st-Sep-2009 09:46 pm (UTC)
so I've got to grab him and f*** him while I can.

Get it Kathy, but make sure you take a shower after wards cause he looks like he smells.
[info]hollis1975 21st-Sep-2009 10:02 pm (UTC)
and disinfectant soap
[info]isntdaveone huh?21st-Sep-2009 09:46 pm (UTC)
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[info]teenagewhore Re: huh?21st-Sep-2009 09:47 pm (UTC)
haha bring it on!?
[info]williammiller Re: huh?21st-Sep-2009 11:18 pm (UTC)
Pauletta, you’re my girl! You’re the bomb, babe!
Oh Pauletta, we love you so much, you don’t need to lose a pound we love you just the way you are
[info]ex_lovergir Re: huh?21st-Sep-2009 11:46 pm (UTC)
lol Pauletta.
[info]causeiwontsing 21st-Sep-2009 09:46 pm (UTC)
wtf, that's rude to say.
[info]dementria 22nd-Sep-2009 10:52 am (UTC)
... It's Kathy Griffin? LOL If she said something nice I'd be offended.
[info]causeiwontsing 22nd-Sep-2009 03:53 pm (UTC)
LOL, CUTE CAT. OMGGG.
[info]jesustolemybike 21st-Sep-2009 09:46 pm (UTC)
oic

[info]alliswonderless 22nd-Sep-2009 12:33 am (UTC)
i love this gif
[info]deerlike 22nd-Sep-2009 02:03 am (UTC)
Aw, Cedric-era RPattz.
[info]bienenkiste 21st-Sep-2009 09:46 pm (UTC)
hate her but LOL
[info]ex_partyhar 21st-Sep-2009 09:51 pm (UTC)
lol ikr
she actually made me lol
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