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Kathy is promoting the hell out of her new book, Official Book Club Selection, and recently spoke with Out magazine. I know she can get a little tired, but I actually thought this was a really funny interview. A great mix of serious answers and jokes. I copy/pasted a bit for the tl;dr crowd:

Two words: Jack. Black.
Yeah. I fucked him.

I know. I’m kind of speechless.
By the way, I know the gays are not going to be that thrilled by that.

Trust me, we’re not.
I know the gays are a little more interested in my night of sin with Levi Johnston.

Oh yeah, we’ve been loving that.
I tore his boxers up, baby! And the Jack Black thing -- I went out with him for about three months and he was a fun boyfriend and --

OK, OK, but let’s cut the crap, Kathy: how was he in bed?
He was wonderful in bed.

Really?
Yeah. I can’t honestly say I remember details of every guy I’ve slept with [laughs], but I do remember Jack being wonderful in bed.

Right now we have Lady Gaga on the cover of our September issue. What's your take on all the hermaphrodite rumors swirling around her? Do you think she’s a man? A woman? Neither? Both?
I think that if she’s smart, she’ll say she’s both. By the way, I’d like to break this news to you that I have a penis as well as a vagina. Unfortunately coming from me, it’s not that much of a reveal, but it can only broaden her demographic.

And yours.
And mine! If I could, instead of my plastic surgery photos, I would have printed a photo of my vagina-slash-penis. That would really get me readers. Oh -- and I want to go on record and say I’m a top, in case anybody’s asking.

You’ve done movies, TV, you’ve had a Grammy-nominated album, you were on The Celebrity Mole, now you’ve got a book -- what do you still want to accomplish?
I’d like to do a sex tape with Ryan Seacrest. I don’t know if I’m his type, if you know what I’m saying.

Well, you mentioned you’re a top and I think there’s a good chance he’s a bottom --
[Laughs.] I was going to say that I probably have about as much of a chance with him as I do with Lance Bass because God knows I’ve been trying to get him in the sack for 10 fucking years! He is a tough cookie. He’s always surrounded by Brazilian male models.

I saw Lance a few weeks ago in Chelsea with something very hunky.
He has the pick of the litter. I’ve seen them all come, and I’ve seen them all go.

FULL INTERVIEW AT THE SOURCE