9:20 pm - 09/05/2009
There are so many beautiful girls in the world and not all of them are blessed with super twos. That’s OK though, because this week’s Fetish Friday is all about fly flat-chested women. Yeah, we can admit it: sometimes it’s nice to be able to hold breasts that fit in one hand. Big melons can be overwhelming, word to the state fair! Even Kanye co-signed smaller two’s on “Run This Town,” where he raps, “She got a ass that’ll swallow up a g-string/And up top…two bee-stings.”
So, as much as we love women who have stacks like the International House of Pancakes, we wanna show our appreciation for all the A-cups out there too. Some of our sexiest cover girls are part of the itty bitty titty committee! Check out our list of the 10 hottest celebrities with small chests…
KEIRA KNIGHTLEY
• Washboard abs and washboard chest. Guess the Pirates of the Caribbean stole the booty and the boobies.
GRACE PARK
• Your know our cover girl’s got skills when she can exude this much sex appeal without the excess cleavage.
ANNALYNNE MCCORD
• Good thing there’s nothing for you to get caught staring at because the 90210 star looks like she slaps hard.
OLIVIA MUNN
• Our homegirl Olivia proves that girls can be super sexy without super twos.
FREIDA PINTO
• Her chest is slummin’ but she still looks slammin’!
KRISTEN BELL
• Fanboys don’t care that she has small chimichangas and we don’t either.
NATALIE PORTMAN
• She was rockin’ the birdchest and the buzzcut yet we still want to wife her. Wait, is that a pause?
ALICIA KEYS
• We like her small boobs because we don’t think we can handle much more than those thighs and that ass. Damn.
SASHA GREY
• Fuck outta here with Jenna Jameson-style silicone. Our favorite porn star keeps it au natural.
For number one, Click here. Since we ain't allowed to post about her.
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Complex's Top Ten Flat Chested Females.
There are so many beautiful girls in the world and not all of them are blessed with super twos. That’s OK though, because this week’s Fetish Friday is all about fly flat-chested women. Yeah, we can admit it: sometimes it’s nice to be able to hold breasts that fit in one hand. Big melons can be overwhelming, word to the state fair! Even Kanye co-signed smaller two’s on “Run This Town,” where he raps, “She got a ass that’ll swallow up a g-string/And up top…two bee-stings.”
So, as much as we love women who have stacks like the International House of Pancakes, we wanna show our appreciation for all the A-cups out there too. Some of our sexiest cover girls are part of the itty bitty titty committee! Check out our list of the 10 hottest celebrities with small chests…
KEIRA KNIGHTLEY
• Washboard abs and washboard chest. Guess the Pirates of the Caribbean stole the booty and the boobies.
GRACE PARK
• Your know our cover girl’s got skills when she can exude this much sex appeal without the excess cleavage.
ANNALYNNE MCCORD
• Good thing there’s nothing for you to get caught staring at because the 90210 star looks like she slaps hard.
OLIVIA MUNN
• Our homegirl Olivia proves that girls can be super sexy without super twos.
FREIDA PINTO
• Her chest is slummin’ but she still looks slammin’!
KRISTEN BELL
• Fanboys don’t care that she has small chimichangas and we don’t either.
NATALIE PORTMAN
• She was rockin’ the birdchest and the buzzcut yet we still want to wife her. Wait, is that a pause?
ALICIA KEYS
• We like her small boobs because we don’t think we can handle much more than those thighs and that ass. Damn.
SASHA GREY
• Fuck outta here with Jenna Jameson-style silicone. Our favorite porn star keeps it au natural.
For number one, Click here. Since we ain't allowed to post about her.
Source
i sit in my art class with a friend and her boyfriend and i'm about to tell the STOP WITH THE PUBLIC DISPLACEMENT ggrrr.
my ex bf used to grab my butt anywhere, he didnt care, and my boobs too, omg in the train station so full of ppl, it was slightly embarrassing if i caught someone else's eye. He'd be like: "where are my gfs boobies? whose boobies are these?" with the voice u use when u talk to babies.
/mini trip down memory lane.
Starting with everyone who works at Complex.
And there are peen posts, yes, but go check the tag about lists and see how many you find about "hottest ..." this or that in terms of women.
And your icon is mesmerizing, what's it from?
I lol'd pretty darn hard.
anyway ugh sometimes i wish i had little boobs. I forgot what its like
I wish I could've enjoyed them while they lasted
I can lie on my front when I sleep! But I have massive hips so I look out of proportion. And err...it's shit for boyfriends/people I'm fucking because they can't lie on them/nuzzle into them etc. They're just like two rocks on a ribcage.