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9:20 pm - 09/05/2009

Complex's Top Ten Flat Chested Females.



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There are so many beautiful girls in the world and not all of them are blessed with super twos. That’s OK though, because this week’s Fetish Friday is all about fly flat-chested women. Yeah, we can admit it: sometimes it’s nice to be able to hold breasts that fit in one hand. Big melons can be overwhelming, word to the state fair! Even Kanye co-signed smaller two’s on “Run This Town,” where he raps, “She got a ass that’ll swallow up a g-string/And up top…two bee-stings.”



So, as much as we love women who have stacks like the International House of Pancakes, we wanna show our appreciation for all the A-cups out there too. Some of our sexiest cover girls are part of the itty bitty titty committee! Check out our list of the 10 hottest celebrities with small chests…





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KEIRA KNIGHTLEY



• Washboard abs and washboard chest. Guess the Pirates of the Caribbean stole the booty and the boobies.





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GRACE PARK



• Your know our cover girl’s got skills when she can exude this much sex appeal without the excess cleavage.



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ANNALYNNE MCCORD



• Good thing there’s nothing for you to get caught staring at because the 90210 star looks like she slaps hard.



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OLIVIA MUNN



• Our homegirl Olivia proves that girls can be super sexy without super twos.





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FREIDA PINTO



• Her chest is slummin’ but she still looks slammin’!



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KRISTEN BELL



• Fanboys don’t care that she has small chimichangas and we don’t either.





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NATALIE PORTMAN



• She was rockin’ the birdchest and the buzzcut yet we still want to wife her. Wait, is that a pause?





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ALICIA KEYS



• We like her small boobs because we don’t think we can handle much more than those thighs and that ass. Damn.





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SASHA GREY



• Fuck outta here with Jenna Jameson-style silicone. Our favorite porn star keeps it au natural.







For number one, Click here. Since we ain't allowed to post about her.





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strong_glad 6th-Sep-2009 03:04 am (UTC)
speaknig of boobs, i just came back from the football game and the bro next to me kept grabbing his gf's boobs. she wasn't really into it.
schmandalous 6th-Sep-2009 03:07 am (UTC)
gross. i hate when people do shit like that in public.
ex_lovergir 6th-Sep-2009 03:22 am (UTC)
Me too. The one couple on the subway train was groping each other all over. Like please, keep that shit in your own homes.
lavander_girl15 6th-Sep-2009 04:51 am (UTC)
me too.
i sit in my art class with a friend and her boyfriend and i'm about to tell the STOP WITH THE PUBLIC DISPLACEMENT ggrrr.
yrnewfrndkaity 6th-Sep-2009 10:39 pm (UTC)
omg, your icon! i had that one!
kayteanese 6th-Sep-2009 03:24 am (UTC)
nothing like having the ol' mams mushed in front of a group of strangers D:
wagashi 6th-Sep-2009 10:17 am (UTC)
My friend's boyfriend does that, it's really irritating.
lafiammatabella 6th-Sep-2009 02:39 pm (UTC)
omg I fucking hate that. my husband does it sometimes when we're just sitting there talking. I'm like those aren't just toys I'm hiding in my shirt, they are a part of my person. Knock it the fuck off.
megatrouble 6th-Sep-2009 04:54 pm (UTC)
last week i was on the subway with my dad having an ~intellectual conversation when the punkrawk couple that was sitting in front of us decided to share the sloppiest, most DISGUSTING and aggressive french kiss i've ever seen D: and that shit went on for at least 5 minutes. it was so awkward. i think i became asexual
brandons_lover not sure if its tmi but6th-Sep-2009 06:21 pm (UTC)


my ex bf used to grab my butt anywhere, he didnt care, and my boobs too, omg in the train station so full of ppl, it was slightly embarrassing if i caught someone else's eye. He'd be like: "where are my gfs boobies? whose boobies are these?" with the voice u use when u talk to babies.
unclesamonmars 6th-Sep-2009 09:56 pm (UTC)
My boyfriend grabs my ass sometimes in public, but then I just goose him.
drwolfenstein 6th-Sep-2009 03:04 am (UTC)
Wow.
vivalafangirl 6th-Sep-2009 09:50 am (UTC)
I absolutely love your icon. back when I got gsn, my mom &I would bond over watching match game.

/mini trip down memory lane.
coral_amber 6th-Sep-2009 04:14 pm (UTC)
xD Aw my dad and I used to do that
drwolfenstein 6th-Sep-2009 05:38 pm (UTC)
Aw that's lovely. Back in our old apartment that's the only channel we got (in English). Match Game was the best show on there, although I did like Press Your Luck and old Card Sharks.
sursumcorda 6th-Sep-2009 03:04 am (UTC)
KK and KBell are so fucking hot. UNF.
gossipgirll25 6th-Sep-2009 06:00 am (UTC)
gah ikr about Kbell. I only came in here to make sure she was on the list. Girl is fierce.
penny_love_lane 6th-Sep-2009 03:04 am (UTC)

coffeenmorphine 6th-Sep-2009 03:19 am (UTC)
right?
mercystars 6th-Sep-2009 04:27 am (UTC)
Quite.
onepant 6th-Sep-2009 05:06 am (UTC)
HAHA.
de_throned 6th-Sep-2009 05:32 am (UTC)
LOLOLOL.
prinzessin784 6th-Sep-2009 02:46 pm (UTC)
mte
nicknolteshair 6th-Sep-2009 05:57 pm (UTC)
for real.
jaienviedetoi 6th-Sep-2009 03:05 am (UTC)
um
garnetgypsy 6th-Sep-2009 03:28 am (UTC)
icon <3
bertberlin 6th-Sep-2009 04:06 am (UTC)
Is that Melanie?
jaienviedetoi 6th-Sep-2009 06:45 am (UTC)
yes
animefanaticren 6th-Sep-2009 03:05 am (UTC)
Let's have a top 10 of celeb dudes with baby peens. Always with these lists rating women. Grr.
sevenbeat 6th-Sep-2009 03:08 am (UTC)
It will be an ONTD exclusive response to Complex.
deja_vu822 6th-Sep-2009 03:10 am (UTC)
ia, and i almost just said the same thing lol
just_becca 6th-Sep-2009 03:11 am (UTC)
i love you
piratesswoop 6th-Sep-2009 03:15 am (UTC)
amen
kikkai 6th-Sep-2009 03:15 am (UTC)
SERIOUSLY.
technicolorized 6th-Sep-2009 03:17 am (UTC)
Preach!
supervixen06 6th-Sep-2009 03:20 am (UTC)
I think I love you.
androgyneninja 6th-Sep-2009 03:23 am (UTC)
Have an internet on me for this idea.
la_bandida 6th-Sep-2009 03:30 am (UTC)
A+ forever.
rhapsodeeinblue 6th-Sep-2009 03:34 am (UTC)
OK, I've always loved your comments. But you really win for this one. ♥
ellelelle 6th-Sep-2009 03:46 am (UTC)
oh they would love that.
smirk_dog 6th-Sep-2009 03:53 am (UTC)
I wish. That would be amazing.
andbetty 6th-Sep-2009 03:56 am (UTC)
amen!
firecracked 6th-Sep-2009 03:57 am (UTC)
AMEN
croutonochrist 6th-Sep-2009 04:05 am (UTC)
YES

Starting with everyone who works at Complex.
calimoonchild 6th-Sep-2009 04:51 am (UTC)
why don't we get going on compiling this list?
danmac23 6th-Sep-2009 05:08 am (UTC)
Oh BS How many peen posts have there been?
animefanaticren 6th-Sep-2009 05:19 am (UTC)
I meant in MAGAZINES and the MEDIA. There is at least a 300:1 ratio for lists that rate women by physical aesthetics alone to those for men doing the same thing.

And there are peen posts, yes, but go check the tag about lists and see how many you find about "hottest ..." this or that in terms of women.
lovetoinfinity 6th-Sep-2009 05:22 am (UTC)
A+
unluxxxe 6th-Sep-2009 05:31 am (UTC)
yes. i have a theory that the title "complex" refers to "napoleon complex" because these fuckers clearly are so high and mighty
aggie_zag 6th-Sep-2009 03:05 am (UTC)
I bet the dickholes that wrote this are real lookers themselves. :/
animefanaticren 6th-Sep-2009 03:08 am (UTC)
MTE.

And your icon is mesmerizing, what's it from?
aggie_zag 6th-Sep-2009 03:09 am (UTC)
or the subtle "I am a size 0 girl with C cup titties but I think we should all be kind to larger celebs!" sure, girl, sure.
enfeebledchi 6th-Sep-2009 03:34 am (UTC)
mte
croutonochrist 6th-Sep-2009 04:06 am (UTC)
Not always. Sometimes someone's look just isn't your thing. I don't get Megan Fox's appeal because I have a different standard of beauty. But it doesn't mean I'm some ~disgusting fatty~.
ohhkathleen 6th-Sep-2009 05:21 am (UTC)
MTE, but even moreso when they call other ontd users ugly and make fun of how they look. It's pathetic, really.
deja_vu822 6th-Sep-2009 03:09 am (UTC)
ikr. Let's make a list about guys with small penises.
hawaii_bombay 6th-Sep-2009 03:11 am (UTC)
They probably look lite this:
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andbetty 6th-Sep-2009 03:57 am (UTC)
ikr
fayt_12 6th-Sep-2009 05:04 am (UTC)
your icon.
I lol'd pretty darn hard.
sastra_fuss 6th-Sep-2009 03:05 am (UTC)
i'll get the torches someone else bring the pitchforks...
go3x 6th-Sep-2009 03:21 am (UTC)
Cheapskate.
quisadilla 6th-Sep-2009 03:05 am (UTC)
THAT WHICH WE DO NOT SPEAK OF
ex_lovergir 6th-Sep-2009 03:24 am (UTC)
lol I really don't get this. She's naked in someone's icon so she's still on here.
dawson 6th-Sep-2009 03:37 am (UTC)
why can't we post about Cassie?
thekatiefactor 6th-Sep-2009 03:47 am (UTC)
The naked picture scandal.
combunitychest hey hey6th-Sep-2009 10:34 pm (UTC)
can u shed some light on the reason why #1 isnt posted on here ? like why we're not supposed to post about her ?
hawaii_bombay 6th-Sep-2009 03:05 am (UTC)
...
alliana07 6th-Sep-2009 03:05 am (UTC)
They're all beautiful, but I adore Kristen Bell.
suwillgetu 6th-Sep-2009 03:06 am (UTC)
This list is missing Selma Blair...

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spellfae 6th-Sep-2009 03:08 am (UTC)
love this bitch.
jupiterssj4 6th-Sep-2009 03:29 am (UTC)
and Milla Jovovich... naked from previous post
means_toanend 6th-Sep-2009 04:17 am (UTC)
Isn't Kate Hudson still flat chested? She should be on this list too.
hester_mofet 6th-Sep-2009 06:29 am (UTC)
Lol I love her on Kath & Kim. diet coke, big blue cup, no ice.
anakisa 6th-Sep-2009 10:57 am (UTC)
she is so hot
oneinamillian 6th-Sep-2009 03:07 am (UTC)
ew sasha grey how trashy....


anyway ugh sometimes i wish i had little boobs. I forgot what its like
gunslingaaahhh 6th-Sep-2009 03:20 am (UTC)
ive never known what it was like haha but sometimes i wish i could walk around in a cute top w/out a bra and not have to worry lol. itd be nice.
oneinamillian 6th-Sep-2009 03:21 am (UTC)
the last time i had little boobies i was like 7th or 8th grade. And at that age i was stuffing my bra :(

I wish I could've enjoyed them while they lasted
getcancer 6th-Sep-2009 03:29 am (UTC)
i'm seriously considering a reduction for this reason plus many more. i'm 24 with a master's degree and a career but when i meet people they remember me as the girl with the boobs. i hate it.
colfer 6th-Sep-2009 03:40 am (UTC)
me too :(
joxxy 6th-Sep-2009 03:22 am (UTC)
I wish I had bigger ones!
mari_mari 6th-Sep-2009 03:32 am (UTC)
I love it! All good fashion is made for small boobies, and it doesn't hurt when I run. Love it.
andbetty 6th-Sep-2009 03:58 am (UTC)
i know me too! some of my flat chested friends tell me they wish they had boobs and i'm like GIRL YOU DON'T KNOW THE HASSLE I GO THROUGH
leopard_legs 6th-Sep-2009 10:40 am (UTC)
they kinda suck, but at the same time they're pretty great.
I can lie on my front when I sleep! But I have massive hips so I look out of proportion. And err...it's shit for boyfriends/people I'm fucking because they can't lie on them/nuzzle into them etc. They're just like two rocks on a ribcage.
mercedeslove 6th-Sep-2009 03:07 am (UTC)
boobies!
isthisasgoodas 6th-Sep-2009 03:07 am (UTC)
...
la_bandida 6th-Sep-2009 03:32 am (UTC)
Haha, your icon goes perfectly with your reaction!
lovetoinfinity 6th-Sep-2009 05:26 am (UTC)
mte :)
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