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12:19 pm - 09/02/2009

TABLOID COVER WEDNESDAY

TABLOID COVER WEDNESDAY  

















Cover Awards

Discuss.

HAPPY HUMP DAY, ONTD!! :P

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[info]de_wood 2nd-Sep-2009 04:23 pm (UTC)
Sorry, I only read tabloids with Marie Osmond on the cover.
[info]skylark29 2nd-Sep-2009 04:37 pm (UTC)
I applaud your class.
[info]andrew_is_love9 2nd-Sep-2009 04:24 pm (UTC)
engaged? really now? really?

its sad that people get paid to publish such bullshit stories!
[info]putyohandsonme 2nd-Sep-2009 04:27 pm (UTC)
I know I wish I had that job.
[info]karmapearl 2nd-Sep-2009 04:46 pm (UTC)
IKR? One day when you're like, really tired you find a picture of like, Reese Witherspoon in a flowy top and take it to some underling at the magazine and are all like "Hey, I'm tired, publish something that speculates she might be pregnant" and the stupid intern underling is all "Wait, I don't think that's true" and you're like "AND?! GO GET ME A GODDAMNED BAGEL AND PUBLISH THE STORY, ASS"
[info]isthisasgoodas 2nd-Sep-2009 04:25 pm (UTC)
i guess nobody remembers Chappaquiddick
[info]gravity1318 2nd-Sep-2009 04:28 pm (UTC)
preeeeaaaccchhhhh
[info]muzicnem 2nd-Sep-2009 04:34 pm (UTC)
God, ikr? I feel all this ass-kissing for the past week or so has been such an insult to that woman's family.
[info]frenchverbs 2nd-Sep-2009 06:32 pm (UTC)
I seriously wonder how the Kopechne (spelling?) family felt after hearing he died. I wonder if they blame him for Mary Jo's death, and if they were contact with him before he was diagnosed with cancer.
[info]karebear82 2nd-Sep-2009 04:40 pm (UTC)
ikr.

Its funny how everyone conveniently forgets that he fucking killed a girl and walked about scot free!
[info]oneminutecloser 2nd-Sep-2009 04:43 pm (UTC)
What happens on Chappy, stays on Chappy.
[info]__illegitimate 2nd-Sep-2009 04:49 pm (UTC)
no, they remember, some people just don't believe it should become the cornerstone of his legacy
[info]anabanana0714 2nd-Sep-2009 04:51 pm (UTC)
Except that its mentioned in every story about him. Why does a man who did so much good work have to be remembered for one horrible, tragic incident? It was a terrible thing, but shouldn't his good work atone for that sin? If people are all on Ted Kennedy for Chappaquiddick, then those same people need to be on Laura Bush for killing that one dude, and that truck driver who killed Joe Biden's wife and daughter and walked away uninjured and unpenalized.
[info]madeinitalyox 2nd-Sep-2009 05:07 pm (UTC)
IA lol
[info]tammyinlalaland 2nd-Sep-2009 05:37 pm (UTC)
I don't know what you have been reading but every story mentions it; including the documentary on his life that he helped with

But much like when Nixon died, it was less about Watergate and more about his foreign police successes (also ironically, no one mentions Watergate was about destroying Ted Kennedy)
[info]2skeins 2nd-Sep-2009 05:48 pm (UTC)
MTE
[info]tundra1800 2nd-Sep-2009 06:15 pm (UTC)
I guess you don't bother reading the articles about his death, all of which mention Chappaquiddick.
[info]jigglemypuff 2nd-Sep-2009 06:46 pm (UTC)
I can never remember how to spell it if that counts?
[info]lokiyan 2nd-Sep-2009 06:51 pm (UTC)
oh, ffs, you couldn't go to any thread/forum without having someone mention that. It was a trendy topic on twitter. That's hardly "nobody remembering".

If people want to grieve by remembering the good instead of the bad while the wound is still fresh, then let them. I doubt it personally affects you whether or not someone grieves a certain way.
[info]venuspersephone 2nd-Sep-2009 07:20 pm (UTC)
Kinda like no one remembers that Laura Bush killed a man in Midland.
[info]celtic_thistle 2nd-Sep-2009 08:18 pm (UTC)
He redeemed himself, in my opinion.
[info]mellieebelliee 2nd-Sep-2009 08:40 pm (UTC)
My dad would stand up and applaud you right now.
[info]jessyryan 2nd-Sep-2009 10:10 pm (UTC)
GTFO.
[info]mikee414 2nd-Sep-2009 04:25 pm (UTC)
1) Eddie Cibrian looks so hot in that pic.

2) AT LEAST THERE'S FUCKING VARIETY IN ALL THESE COVERS!! D-list bonanza for all
[info]flying_pandas 2nd-Sep-2009 04:56 pm (UTC)
I agree with your number 1, and to add to it, LeAnn is so fucking ugly! Does she have a magical pussy, ya think?
[info]mikee414 2nd-Sep-2009 05:09 pm (UTC)
UGH, she totally is... like a squinty otter... i dont' even wanna ever think about her puss.. gross

let's talk about Eddie's peen tho.. i bet it's 8 inches, circumsized, and pubes are perfectly trimmed... Mmmm
[info]tracycutie 2nd-Sep-2009 05:33 pm (UTC)
seriously i was totally thinking he left his wife for HER??!!
[info]strangevisitor 2nd-Sep-2009 05:08 pm (UTC)
Who is that man on your icon and where can I find more of him?
[info]sugary_placenta 2nd-Sep-2009 06:28 pm (UTC)
IA w number one. I would fuck him, too. I feel awful saying that since he's an adulterer, but damn he's hot.
[info]yourremedy 2nd-Sep-2009 04:25 pm (UTC)
I can't wait to get my people this week. That kidnapping story fascinates me. I'm just shocked at all the new stuff coming out about it!
[info]ladolcevitablue 2nd-Sep-2009 04:27 pm (UTC)
this whole story is crazy. I agree!
[info]sabrina_bobina 2nd-Sep-2009 04:33 pm (UTC)
It is all over my local news. I am never leaving the house again.
[info]iamtehjoker 2nd-Sep-2009 04:36 pm (UTC)
same! It reminds me of the family from Austria
[info]piccolho 2nd-Sep-2009 04:54 pm (UTC)
Mte! That was the first thing I thought of!
[info]tictaac 2nd-Sep-2009 05:19 pm (UTC)
what family from Austria?
[info]megasourwarhead 2nd-Sep-2009 08:35 pm (UTC)
That story is infuckingsane! I was looking at a documentary the other day and they said the family still can't go outside because of paparazzi :( The first picture of them would be worth 1.5 million dollars, ugh
[info]velvetunicorn 2nd-Sep-2009 05:00 pm (UTC)
I can't even think of that story without tearing up. It's so horrifying.
[info]frenchverbs 2nd-Sep-2009 06:36 pm (UTC)
I keep wanting to know how she's going to overcome this. Like, where does her family go from here? I think there's hope for her children because they are so young, but she endured almost 18 years of abuse. Gah. It makes me so depressed just thinking about it.
[info]lelooshka 2nd-Sep-2009 07:06 pm (UTC)
I didn't hear. what happened?
[info]lavander_girl15 4th-Sep-2009 03:04 am (UTC)
all this is really scary.
[info]askcky 2nd-Sep-2009 04:25 pm (UTC)
it's disgusting how they're still putting ted kennedy on the cover of tablod magazines after he passed away.
[info]mattchew03 2nd-Sep-2009 04:27 pm (UTC)
They still put Princess Diana and Marilyn Monroe on the cover of tabloids, I doubt Teddy's gonna disappear from them anytime soon.
[info]askcky 2nd-Sep-2009 04:28 pm (UTC)
i know, and i hated when they did it for them as well. :/
[info]de_wood 2nd-Sep-2009 04:29 pm (UTC)
The Kennedy's have always been tabloid fodder.
[info]tigtogiba34 2nd-Sep-2009 06:39 pm (UTC)
oh hey John Maine.
[info]velvet_mouth 2nd-Sep-2009 04:26 pm (UTC)
I love how they make it sound like Shilo is this young adult out in the world on her own taking flying lessons and an acting career. She's a fucking baby, you stupid tabloid.
[info]beatlesluv 2nd-Sep-2009 04:32 pm (UTC)
I particularly like how she's a "tomboy" b/c she likes to be active. Didnt know that was just a boy thing. FAIL
[info]velvet_mouth 2nd-Sep-2009 05:09 pm (UTC)
Don't you know proper girls only sit on small chairs and have tea parties. And the fact that she wears pants, she probably has a lesbian lover.
[info]webofglass 2nd-Sep-2009 06:30 pm (UTC)
What's wrong with being a tomboy?
[info]cl0vergirl 2nd-Sep-2009 07:03 pm (UTC)
didn't you know that little girls are supposed to be dressed in little pink dresses with their hair done and little white mary janes. what is this world coming to when girls are allowed to wear pants and a tee shirt. it might give them ideas and we wouldnt want that!
[info]venuspersephone 2nd-Sep-2009 07:24 pm (UTC)
Maybe they call her a tomboy because he likes to be called John?
[info]_xxtom 2nd-Sep-2009 07:37 pm (UTC)
Brad and Angie have said in interviews shes a tomboy and likes to be called John lol
[info]muzicnem 2nd-Sep-2009 04:34 pm (UTC)
lol mte
[info]lambjunkie 2nd-Sep-2009 04:37 pm (UTC)
I love that she is taking flying lessons, lmao
[info]maybelater__ 2nd-Sep-2009 04:43 pm (UTC)
mte. she is not all grown up. she was born like last year (or it seems like it)
[info]canne211 2nd-Sep-2009 05:04 pm (UTC)
I know. She's 3, my daughter was born like 2 weeks apart from her. She's unable to take care of herself without adults no matter how independent. For fuck's sake. And just because she likes to play rough or fly planes doesn't mean she's a tomboy. Fuck, I flew with my dad when I was 3. but she is adorable
[info]mossharts 2nd-Sep-2009 05:18 pm (UTC)
preach
[info]cherrybombx 2nd-Sep-2009 04:26 pm (UTC)
if you genuinely care about celebrity children beyond 'oh they're cute' you're a freakin weirdo
[info]beatlesluv 2nd-Sep-2009 04:38 pm (UTC)
MTE.
[info]boogajwooga 2nd-Sep-2009 04:40 pm (UTC)
I think if you make a remark like "Poor kid" for losing a parent or something like that, it doesn't make you a weirdo. Plus, people have an affinity for kids sometimes. I do feel that shit like saying the kid is a loner and stuff like that is weird, but feelings of remorse because of a lost parent, or something, it's not that bad. I can't think of any other examples, but ya know what I mean?
[info]kyssen 2nd-Sep-2009 04:43 pm (UTC)
it's more about the tabloids putting them as their main story/cover...obviously people are into reading about celeb kids and it's a bit weird...they're just kids they need their space
[info]kyssen 2nd-Sep-2009 04:41 pm (UTC)
agreed
[info]la_guillotine 2nd-Sep-2009 04:46 pm (UTC)
yeah, I don't get the fixation w/Shiloh, Suri, etc. And especially w/newborn pics. They ALL LOOK THE SAME.
[info]nappyxheadedxho 2nd-Sep-2009 04:57 pm (UTC)
ikr

especially those people who use pictures of those children as icons
[info]dirtyknife 2nd-Sep-2009 07:34 pm (UTC)
IAWTC
[info]chung_____chung 3rd-Sep-2009 04:29 am (UTC)
srsly, i see people who have celebrity babies in their interests. that is creepy
[info]askcky 2nd-Sep-2009 04:30 pm (UTC)
what college are you going to? i'm going into my senior year of high school and am terrified of the idea of college in a year :x
[info]mikee414 2nd-Sep-2009 04:32 pm (UTC)
don't be scurred... COLLEGE YEARS WILL SERIOUSLY BE YOUR BEST IN LIFE!!!!!
[info]jennybenz 2nd-Sep-2009 04:41 pm (UTC)
randomly butting in... Don't fear it, college is amazing. Sooo much better than high school. I've just graduated, and it sucks that I'm not back there now. Fuck the real world!
[info]adigallia 2nd-Sep-2009 04:42 pm (UTC)
College is amazing!!! I graduated a few years ago and I wish I could go back. Applying and choosing where to go is the hardest part. Just get through that and you're in the for the best time in your life, bb. Have fun!
[info]beatlesluv 2nd-Sep-2009 04:35 pm (UTC)
I assure you that - contrary to popular belief - his fan base is not comprised entirely of "fat 14 year old girls." More like Efron and the Joanas Bros who enjoy that fanbase.

Congrats. Yea college is a blast.
[info]acidrain0789 2nd-Sep-2009 04:35 pm (UTC)
aw, have fun at school!
[info]polarbearparty 2nd-Sep-2009 04:37 pm (UTC)
Jeeze you start so late, I started last week.
Lucky duck ]:
[info]avalon_usagi 2nd-Sep-2009 05:10 pm (UTC)
I'm moving in on Saturday! It's my first year, and I'm super nervous/excited.
[info]wasster 2nd-Sep-2009 05:44 pm (UTC)
I was the first to move into our flat on Monday so I've been chilling on my own. It's been pretty awesome tbh. I did feel lonely sitting eating a readymeal for one early tonight though :(
[info]lovedforaday 2nd-Sep-2009 04:27 pm (UTC)
Andy Griffith Sex Shocker

Um, no thank you.

Edited at 2009-09-02 04:28 pm (UTC)
[info]winterclothes 2nd-Sep-2009 04:30 pm (UTC)
oh god ew
[info]fukd_by_sugar 2nd-Sep-2009 04:32 pm (UTC)
He's in a new movie showing his o-face.
[info]lovedforaday 2nd-Sep-2009 04:44 pm (UTC)
Oh dear lord.

I've been watching my Andy Griffith Show DVDs lately, I don't want to picture it.
[info]canne211 2nd-Sep-2009 05:05 pm (UTC)
eh, I'd do em if he whistled
[info]caesarea 2nd-Sep-2009 05:18 pm (UTC)
.... I don't even understand how those words could possibly go together.

D:
[info]simplychristina 2nd-Sep-2009 05:27 pm (UTC)
lol I said the same thing.
[info]occultpredator 2nd-Sep-2009 05:35 pm (UTC)
What happens in Mayberry,stays in Mayberry.
[info]hangthemj 2nd-Sep-2009 10:02 pm (UTC)
LMAO
[info]theoutlawtorn 2nd-Sep-2009 10:36 pm (UTC)
I lol'ed hard at that. But now that I think about it, I'm gagging. D:
[info]spikedpsu 2nd-Sep-2009 04:27 pm (UTC)
lol @ tori's "loveless marriage" and jacko's screaming face
[info]3mcoopandmaxie 2nd-Sep-2009 04:27 pm (UTC)
I always buy IN TOUCH lol idk its fun
[info]crclmomrub 2nd-Sep-2009 04:27 pm (UTC)
this post was the whole reason i grabbed my computer before jumping in the shower...
[info]mariemaru 2nd-Sep-2009 04:30 pm (UTC)
You don't have the computer in the shower with you ... do you?
[info]crclmomrub 2nd-Sep-2009 06:39 pm (UTC)
no, silly me, i checked ontd before i got in.
[info]de_wood 2nd-Sep-2009 04:30 pm (UTC)
That sounds dangerous.
[info]goldenmeans 2nd-Sep-2009 04:33 pm (UTC)
This post made you want to electrocute yourself?
[info]littlebones 2nd-Sep-2009 06:20 pm (UTC)
if you would have said 'before taking a shit,' i would have been on board, but this is dangerous.
[info]charizmatic 2nd-Sep-2009 06:27 pm (UTC)
wow. never tried that
[info]rhapsodeeinblue 2nd-Sep-2009 04:27 pm (UTC)
I just noticed how the ampersand connects with the "S." Fancy.
[info]mikee414 2nd-Sep-2009 04:33 pm (UTC)
GOOD EYE! I had to scroll up and see.
[info]rhapsodeeinblue 2nd-Sep-2009 04:37 pm (UTC)
TY! It's kind of like when I realized there was an arrow between the "E" and "x" in the FedEx logo. One of those "ONCE YOU SEE IT, YOU'LL SHIT BRICKS" situations.
[info]boogajwooga 2nd-Sep-2009 04:41 pm (UTC)
That is some classy shit.
[info]nachomuchacho 2nd-Sep-2009 04:55 pm (UTC)
?? I cant see this awesomness...please help!
[info]ex_lovergir 2nd-Sep-2009 07:44 pm (UTC)
lol I went up up to look and ampersand makes me think of Family Guy.

"yo dude what's the thing in the middle"
"it's an ampersand, it's a symbol for and"
[info]gunshotbeauty 2nd-Sep-2009 04:27 pm (UTC)
didnt they use that brangelina mansion pic before but angelina was in the small part....
[info]anony_2 2nd-Sep-2009 04:38 pm (UTC)
yep
[info]gunshotbeauty 2nd-Sep-2009 05:12 pm (UTC)
thought so
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