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Emma [info]davejohn
6:06 pm - 09/02/2009

More Bullshit from the 'King' of Attention Whores

Spencer Pratt Threatens “Divorce” if Heidi Gets Pregnant





They haven’t even been married for a year yet, and already Spencer Pratt is threatening Heidi Montag with a divorce if she gets pregnant.
The blonde bombshell told press that her hubby informed her that he’ll take off is she insists on having kids. “He said, ‘That’s the quickest way to divorce.’ I said, ‘No, sucker- you’ll be locked in. What do you mean?’”

In an attempt to defend his decision, Spencer explained, “I told her there’s a divorce or adoption. If she’s not down with adoption, I think it’s divorce. I’m a baby. I’m not prepared. And I’m not sure the world wants a Spencer Pratt spawn.”
Adding even more appeal to his already-stellar public image, Pratt announced that he’ll be changing his name to “King Spencer Pratt.” “I’ve decided since there is a Queen of England and a Prince William that there should be a king of America. I nominate myself for that role.”

I'm somewhat torn between voting to ban them on ONTD and showing everyone how dumb they are. Basically i'm like...

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[info]tuer_gras 2nd-Sep-2009 04:21 pm (UTC)
WHAT.
[info]buffy_usa 2nd-Sep-2009 05:59 pm (UTC)
translation:

the whole freaking relationship is fake so if she got pregnant, the child would not be his cuz they don't actually have sex.

[info]boobearbeth 2nd-Sep-2009 06:13 pm (UTC)
Preach!
[info]tuer_gras 2nd-Sep-2009 06:39 pm (UTC)
hate knowing this, but when they were on I'm a celebrity, get me out of here - Heidi didn't realize she was being taped (I guess) and basically said she couldn't go 3 weeks without having sex with spencer.
ick.
[info]luckyglinda 2nd-Sep-2009 04:21 pm (UTC)
that's not CHRISTIIIIANNNNNNN!!!!!!!!
[info]quiet_fiasco 2nd-Sep-2009 05:52 pm (UTC)
lololol
[info]angels_fuck 2nd-Sep-2009 06:20 pm (UTC)
GARGOYLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[info]likelesliecaron 2nd-Sep-2009 06:33 pm (UTC)
gargyles, psychics, everything's ungodly!
[info]sachiiiii 2nd-Sep-2009 06:34 pm (UTC)
slychics.
[info]lottie156 2nd-Sep-2009 09:07 pm (UTC)
IN JESUS NAME AH PRAYYY!!!!
[info]anothersadrobot 2nd-Sep-2009 04:22 pm (UTC)
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[info]in_my_tree 2nd-Sep-2009 04:34 pm (UTC)
You make me so happy I never had any of you...
[info]beggargirl Pearl Jam! — 2nd-Sep-2009 05:27 pm (UTC)
*squee* @ your icon and name
[info]mjgchick 2nd-Sep-2009 04:43 pm (UTC)
Did you notice how jealous Pam got when he mentioned Sookie? LOL I love Pam HBIC <3
[info]cloudlessangel 2nd-Sep-2009 06:12 pm (UTC)
[info]herestotears 2nd-Sep-2009 04:22 pm (UTC)
I’m not sure the world wants a Spencer Pratt spawn

Not now, not ever.
[info]lovaajn 2nd-Sep-2009 04:50 pm (UTC)
aaaaaaaaahahahahaha i love your icon!
[info]luvlorn 2nd-Sep-2009 05:29 pm (UTC)
this is about the only sensical thing Herpes Simplex 1 has ever said.
[info]sursumcorda 2nd-Sep-2009 04:22 pm (UTC)
Well at least he recognizes that the world doesn't want his little fuck trophies running around.
[info]vangogh_ourears 2nd-Sep-2009 06:14 pm (UTC)
mte, that's the first decent thing he's ever said
[info]kohaku_hime 2nd-Sep-2009 04:22 pm (UTC)
im angry their retardedness has confused me so early in my morning
[info]just_becca 2nd-Sep-2009 04:22 pm (UTC)
wait what
[info]janimation 2nd-Sep-2009 04:23 pm (UTC)
there needs to be a nation wide media ban on them.

once we stop caring/paying attention ... they'll fade away.
[info]morgandee 2nd-Sep-2009 05:27 pm (UTC)
This! and those who really want to know can google them, or something.
[info]davef85 2nd-Sep-2009 06:54 pm (UTC)
At first I was getting angry over the post subject, but then I saw your icon and all was made better.
[info]generationxwing 3rd-Sep-2009 02:11 am (UTC)
YES.
[info]just_becca 2nd-Sep-2009 04:23 pm (UTC)
he'd rather adopt than procreate?
[info]honeythieves 2nd-Sep-2009 04:25 pm (UTC)
He's saying if she didn't put the baby up for adoption he would divorce her.
[info]just_becca 2nd-Sep-2009 04:27 pm (UTC)
oh wow
[info]gabeysf 2nd-Sep-2009 04:23 pm (UTC)
I'd like to sharpen my kitchen knives on his face.
[info]sergeantquakers 2nd-Sep-2009 04:25 pm (UTC)
ICON OH JEEZ LOL
[info]ex_lovergir 2nd-Sep-2009 08:47 pm (UTC)
lol icon. I've seen Simpsons porn and once in a while it scars me
[info]ennuixo 2nd-Sep-2009 04:23 pm (UTC)
i don't know whether to be happy about a lack of their spawn or angry at their faces
[info]lovemee12 2nd-Sep-2009 04:47 pm (UTC)
All of the above. :)
[info]heartina_cage 3rd-Sep-2009 01:28 pm (UTC)
Eva Green!
<3
[info]seanb814 2nd-Sep-2009 04:23 pm (UTC)
You would be stupid to divorce glorious heidi.
[info]leads_to_sex 2nd-Sep-2009 06:56 pm (UTC)
I'd like to think that if they divorced, he'd never get a woman again (because he's shown what a douche he is) but I know there are stupid women out there who would still fall all over him.
[info]flyingoctopus 2nd-Sep-2009 07:59 pm (UTC)
he'd get a show on VH1 where women would vy for 15 minutes of fame with him.
[info]qwicksilva88 2nd-Sep-2009 07:03 pm (UTC)
She's always been too good for him anyway.
[info]electrelux 2nd-Sep-2009 04:23 pm (UTC)
I’m not sure the world wants a Spencer Pratt spawn.

At least he is right about something.
[info]xpiscesgrl227x 2nd-Sep-2009 04:23 pm (UTC)
Heidi's next single - I'm Getting Divorced!
[info]crclmomrub 2nd-Sep-2009 04:24 pm (UTC)
well, he's not wrong, the world doesn't need a spencer pratt spawn, nor do we want one. that said, he is an idiot.
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