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3:55 pm - 08/23/2009

Renee Zellweger: Motherhood is Slavery

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She is beautiful, she is single and she is also a highly-successful professional. However, in spite of all these positive attributes, Renee Zellweger is not the perfect woman. Anyone who is planning to settle down with her and start a family needs to forego the charm of parenthood, because Renee is not at all comfortable with the idea of motherhood. In her own words, “motherhood is slavery.”

If you have any doubts about her “unique” take on motherhood, listen to what this 40-year-old actress has to say about her experience after spending an evening at her brother’s home with his two children.

My brother has two children now, so I’ve been playing aunt Renee. They’re two and four. It’s chaos. Moms out there, kudos to you. The cool thing about being an aunt is like, I can leave. No offence to my big brother Drew, but that is slavery. I dare you to take a shower. You can’t do anything unless they let you. It’s a dictatorship. They’re little dictators in their crib.


Sigh! Renee is so uncool. A woman who compares motherhood to slavery does not even deserve to be a woman. Anyway, let’s pray that someday she realizes the truth that mothers are not slaves.

source:http://www.celebguru.org/entry/motherhood-is-slavery-says-renee-zellweger/
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obviously_not 23rd-Aug-2009 06:00 pm (UTC)
How does she even see out of those eyes?
__orangeglo 23rd-Aug-2009 06:18 pm (UTC)
The same way Asians see out of their eyes.
secretly 23rd-Aug-2009 07:08 pm (UTC)
omg lol
catnipss88 23rd-Aug-2009 07:16 pm (UTC)
racist
jencarrie 23rd-Aug-2009 07:22 pm (UTC)
wow. that was so unnecessary.
lemonstreetlove 23rd-Aug-2009 07:37 pm (UTC)
i'm asian and i laughed at that
feverously 23rd-Aug-2009 08:13 pm (UTC)
tankmachine 23rd-Aug-2009 06:01 pm (UTC)
oatess 23rd-Aug-2009 08:32 pm (UTC)
oh i loved that moment!
ex_lovergir 23rd-Aug-2009 10:10 pm (UTC)
lol icu always responding with Cheryl gifs.
_____faith 23rd-Aug-2009 06:01 pm (UTC)
o.



Bad word choice...

Edited at 2009-08-23 06:01 pm (UTC)
tankmachine 23rd-Aug-2009 06:03 pm (UTC)
that picture
claudieko 23rd-Aug-2009 06:35 pm (UTC)
omg
stupidsxyflndrs 23rd-Aug-2009 10:02 pm (UTC)
trainspotting.
silken_floss 23rd-Aug-2009 06:01 pm (UTC)
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hott_pink_xx 23rd-Aug-2009 06:01 pm (UTC)
Dummy
topf 23rd-Aug-2009 06:02 pm (UTC)
"A woman who compares motherhood to slavery does not even deserve to be a woman"

What? You have to like motherhood in order to DESERVE being a woman?
I think people should be able to chose what they're into and what not. If she thinks motherhood sucks, it's her problem.
neaira 23rd-Aug-2009 06:06 pm (UTC)
Real women dream about being mothers the moment they are conceived.
lady_sativa 23rd-Aug-2009 06:10 pm (UTC)
LOL ok
topf 23rd-Aug-2009 06:11 pm (UTC)
There's only one true way to be a woman. And the more children you have, the more of a woman you are.
subj_to_debate OH GOODNESS, I MUST DISAGREE WITH YOU! ...NOT.23rd-Aug-2009 07:17 pm (UTC)
for serious. as one guy just recently told me, "everything in your body is geared towards having a baby." my friend promptly informed me that i am little more than a support system for my vagina. it's science, really.
black_silver 23rd-Aug-2009 07:55 pm (UTC)
LMAO
deerlike 23rd-Aug-2009 08:43 pm (UTC)
What if I dreamt about being chained to the kitchen stove BUT not barefoot?
sober_up 23rd-Aug-2009 06:27 pm (UTC)
ikr, most disturbing part of this post
silver_soul 23rd-Aug-2009 06:32 pm (UTC)
yeah WTF. I'm a mother but that shit pissed me off.
velvetunicorn 23rd-Aug-2009 06:44 pm (UTC)
Yeah that line pissed me off too.
boyracer1211 23rd-Aug-2009 06:54 pm (UTC)
Ugh. Thank you. Fuck Renee, that was the worst part of this post.
romp 23rd-Aug-2009 07:34 pm (UTC)
Thank you. I LOVE my children but also know plenty of parents who suck. If people who aren't eager to have children choose not to, all the better.
recoil_ 23rd-Aug-2009 07:49 pm (UTC)
Well, it was a man who wrote that article.. =/

I guess I better turn in my woman card at the gate.
jeveuxsavoir 23rd-Aug-2009 09:46 pm (UTC)
Seriously. That statement was so fucking insulting. Throw me in for a "gender test" with the South African runner then, because I must be hiding a set of balls somewhere considering I never, ever, ever want children, and sometimes have a difficult time understanding people who do (hell, I've asked my mother why she wanted a kid when she could've kept her Corvette instead).
busterrantcasey 23rd-Aug-2009 11:26 pm (UTC)
MTE!
purpleplague 24th-Aug-2009 12:56 am (UTC)
mte
asaresquares 24th-Aug-2009 03:36 am (UTC)
Yup.
whirlofagirl 24th-Aug-2009 03:10 pm (UTC)
yeah, i'm like who wrote that???
angi_is_altered 23rd-Aug-2009 06:04 pm (UTC)
javdiosa80 24th-Aug-2009 12:22 am (UTC)
ILU for bringin' one of the Winchesters into this. LOL
angi_is_altered Any chance I can get..I will bring the boys in on it.24th-Aug-2009 12:32 am (UTC)
jessicagiovanna 24th-Aug-2009 05:55 pm (UTC)
I used to think that motherhood was for narcissists and i didn't see it as something necessary to live a happy life. I didn't believe in pure love of another human being. I wouldn't call it slavery, but I didn't understand it and didn't want it (motherhood). But then I had a son and my understanding is completely different and it is not narcissistic and it is not slavery. She can't understand it b/c she doesn't live it. Seeing it from the outside in is way different from being an actual parent. I used to feel the same way about my nephews as she feels about hers. I don't think she expressed her sentiments the right way by calling it slavery.. who knows.
ashley51201 23rd-Aug-2009 06:04 pm (UTC)
Like anyone would want to procreate with her...
ben_superdetka 23rd-Aug-2009 06:07 pm (UTC)
lol, almost comment twins
hoitytoitydaria 23rd-Aug-2009 06:05 pm (UTC)
Coming from a family with 6 brothers and sisters I have to COMPLETELY agree with her. I'd end my life before giving birth to a child.
If ever, I would adopt.
subj_to_debate 23rd-Aug-2009 07:17 pm (UTC)
i agree. why people are giving her shit, i don't know. i don't particularly like her, but kudos to her for being absolutely honest and knowing what she wants.
krizzmiss 23rd-Aug-2009 08:39 pm (UTC)
ia, bb.
celica18l 23rd-Aug-2009 09:10 pm (UTC)
lol adopting ends in the same way giving birth does. You are still bound to the child for life and she's got a point motherhood pretty much takes over your life. Child first everything else second.

I think labor and birth are easy compared to raising a newborn *shudders*
pivotandsway 24th-Aug-2009 12:22 am (UTC)
but you can adopt an older child lol
annyong 23rd-Aug-2009 10:59 pm (UTC)
so you're comparing having a lot of siblings to slavery? lol ok then
whirlofagirl 24th-Aug-2009 03:11 pm (UTC)
or try coming from a rotten family--the last thing you want to do is further history.
sastra_fuss slavery, rly?23rd-Aug-2009 06:05 pm (UTC)
open mouth, insert foot...
neaira 23rd-Aug-2009 06:05 pm (UTC)
The first few months of motherhood are like insanely torturous unless you have a freak baby, but even then it's really not that bad.
intothegray 23rd-Aug-2009 06:07 pm (UTC)
Exactly! You can't really bathe or sleep a full night or eat a full meal the first few weeks but after that it's pretty awesome.
neaira 23rd-Aug-2009 06:08 pm (UTC)
The first time my son slept through the night, I woke up in a cold sweat and ran to his room. Then I sank my knees and thanked Heathus for his mercy. I love sleep, man.
redqueenmeg 23rd-Aug-2009 06:38 pm (UTC)
The first few weeks? I didn't get a full night's sleep for the first TWO YEARS. :P
loveontheline 23rd-Aug-2009 07:12 pm (UTC)
i didnt let my mom sleep for years haha.
katinthahat 23rd-Aug-2009 08:55 pm (UTC)
i never had a problem showering with my son, id just plan it so that hed fall asleep in his little carseat or bassinette and just bring it in with me,lol. and i love food wayy too much so i made sure to master one-handed eating!
silver_soul 23rd-Aug-2009 06:34 pm (UTC)
Let me guess - your kid is under the age of 2. It gets harder.
xambrosiiax 23rd-Aug-2009 06:44 pm (UTC)
Really? I think the first few months (especially the first few weeks) are heaven compared to when they're older.
sugary_placenta 23rd-Aug-2009 10:13 pm (UTC)
I loved the first few months.
solookup 23rd-Aug-2009 10:30 pm (UTC)
Apparently I cried 30 nights straight at around the same time, then would shut up after I got it all out.

I feel sorry for my mom.
venus_orbiting 23rd-Aug-2009 06:09 pm (UTC)
x2
lady_sativa 23rd-Aug-2009 06:11 pm (UTC)
THIS
severalstories 23rd-Aug-2009 06:18 pm (UTC)
THIS. Ugh, people.
realityvsdreams 23rd-Aug-2009 06:19 pm (UTC)
lol ikr
katefinn SNAP!23rd-Aug-2009 06:28 pm (UTC)
Wonderful response!
anythingbutgrey 23rd-Aug-2009 06:30 pm (UTC)
this
firecracked 23rd-Aug-2009 06:35 pm (UTC)
I know. She's not perfect because she doesn't want kids? The fuck is this shit
revolution25 23rd-Aug-2009 06:36 pm (UTC)
THIS! I really can't believe some people
the_rejection 23rd-Aug-2009 06:37 pm (UTC)
lol right?
boyracer1211 23rd-Aug-2009 06:55 pm (UTC)
LOL. Perfect comment.
alexahhh 23rd-Aug-2009 06:56 pm (UTC)
LOL!
subj_to_debate THANK YOU!23rd-Aug-2009 07:18 pm (UTC)
THIS!
pastehteabag 23rd-Aug-2009 07:21 pm (UTC)
Lol *likes*
deerlike 23rd-Aug-2009 08:45 pm (UTC)
Zing!
m_h_p 23rd-Aug-2009 09:17 pm (UTC)
The guy who writes the blog seems to be a complete prick.
rosewood39 24th-Aug-2009 12:43 am (UTC)
amen!
anonymiss731 24th-Aug-2009 02:43 am (UTC)
OMFG! He eats the green eggs and ham! But I just got to the part where he wouldnt eat them with a fox! *throws book to the floor* Way to follow through Doctor!

Ha ha ha ha ha.....*is in love with your icon*

Side note: Booyah!!! to the original comment.
youbeboy 24th-Aug-2009 09:00 am (UTC)
lol
ben_superdetka 23rd-Aug-2009 06:06 pm (UTC)
don't worry, Renee, no self-respecting man would ever want to have babies with you anyways
mental_picture 23rd-Aug-2009 06:06 pm (UTC)
This article is bothersome on so many levels.
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