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[info]thebestmarkever
7:20 pm - 10/10/2005

They don't call her Dr. Sunken Tits because she's a doctor...


Judging by these pictures, Kirsten Dunst is either auditioning for the Blanche Devereaux role in some sort of ill-conceived Golden Girls remake, or she ran out of pants to tuck her breasts into. Either way, somebody needs to wrestle her down and introduce her to the concept of a bra. And not just a regular chest-bra either, but also one of those full-body bras. I think the technical term might be "coffin," but I'm not a brassiere salesman, so I can't say for sure. Nevertheless, I think we can all agree that her breasts are better off in the ground than dragging on it. Less tripping that way. Also, less vomiting.








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[info]saraha 11th-Oct-2005 02:24 am (UTC)
I dunno, they don't look that saggy to me... in these pictures, anyway.
[info]becauseme 11th-Oct-2005 03:23 am (UTC)
Me either. They look fine. It's just the way she's sitting. *shrug*

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks so.
[info]saraha 11th-Oct-2005 03:24 am (UTC)
OMG BOOBIES IN MY INBOX haha.

Yeah I think it's the way she's sitting.
[info]__shelby_x 11th-Oct-2005 04:49 am (UTC)
i think it might also be the tanline too...
[info]ereki 11th-Oct-2005 04:58 am (UTC)
i agree. my boobs look like that, dude.
[info]sydnay 11th-Oct-2005 08:13 pm (UTC)
I agree. Do all small boobs have to be bolted to a girl's chest right under her collarbone to not be considering droopy?
[info]00goddess 12th-Oct-2005 05:24 am (UTC)
They don't look saggy to me, either.
[info]solidgroundcafe 11th-Oct-2005 02:24 am (UTC)
fucking sick
[info]solidgroundcafe Re: LOL — 11th-Oct-2005 02:51 am (UTC)
hahaha i love that geico commercial. :)
[info]theonlywoj 11th-Oct-2005 05:29 am (UTC)
clearly not blessed with the nicest body, so she probably sucks a mean cock. You know, trivia time, the letters in Dunst can spell the word "Stund" ... which obviously means "sucks a mean cock".
[info]ladymmmarmalade 11th-Oct-2005 07:40 am (UTC)
LOL AT YOUR ICON!! I have to steal that one! I have a Gazella of my own.
[info]_mallori_ 11th-Oct-2005 05:14 pm (UTC)
Haha I can totally hear him saying that.
[info]sexherup 11th-Oct-2005 02:24 am (UTC)
I wonder if anyone said anything; they stick out like a sore thumb.
[info]lovelysometimes 11th-Oct-2005 02:24 am (UTC)
i concur.
[info]saraha 11th-Oct-2005 02:25 am (UTC)
ps i see a bra strap in the first photo.
[info]saraha 11th-Oct-2005 02:25 am (UTC)
cancel that, it's the dress strap.
[info]solidgroundcafe 11th-Oct-2005 02:26 am (UTC)
i think thats just the strap for her shirt, but i dunno. if that IS a bra it doesnt have much support to it. :P
[info]hardtogetover 11th-Oct-2005 02:31 am (UTC)
I FUCKING LOVE YOUR ICON. Where did you get it? I'd love to use it and I'll credit and about it on my journal like crazy.
[info]just_a_few_more 11th-Oct-2005 02:25 am (UTC)
they look fine to me... shes hunched over.
and her and jake are sexy.
[info]sinwithagrin 11th-Oct-2005 02:25 am (UTC)
lol @ that tan line.
[info]ispeakwhale_ 14th-Oct-2005 12:19 am (UTC)
ahaha yeah
[info]thevulture 11th-Oct-2005 02:26 am (UTC)
Her right tit needs a hand
[info]tokincarebear 11th-Oct-2005 02:26 am (UTC)
Oh My!!! Not only is she down to the navel but the tan line... IS SHE BLIND?! Girl get yourself some tanning powder even those bitches out and STOP showing them off please please please.... PLEASE for my eye's sake :(
[info]breakingsound 11th-Oct-2005 02:52 am (UTC)
lolz, it comes in powder?!
[info]just_shoe_me 11th-Oct-2005 02:26 am (UTC)
I think she is hideous.
[info]ayoria 11th-Oct-2005 02:27 am (UTC)
ROFLMAO @ the technical term might be "coffin," but I'm not a brassiere salesman

they've always looked saggy. she hardly wears bras. of course they are saggy.
[info]loveisink68 11th-Oct-2005 04:21 pm (UTC)
Everyone always says that not wearing a bra makes em saggy...is that even possible? I mean, they are what they are, right? Haha.
[info]ayoria 11th-Oct-2005 05:18 pm (UTC)
bras are for support. without it your boobs have no support and they will sag. the bra is for them to be held up and perky...
[info]asciident 11th-Oct-2005 02:27 am (UTC)
She should have at least put some self tanner if she wanted to wear something that low-cut...ew.
[info]sensi 11th-Oct-2005 02:27 am (UTC)
I'm not seeing anything wrong here.
[info]xander_cane 11th-Oct-2005 09:23 am (UTC)
Droopy two-toned tits do it for you then?
[info]just_shoe_me 11th-Oct-2005 02:28 am (UTC)
awesome icon, btw.
[info]mysterywhite 11th-Oct-2005 02:28 am (UTC)
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LMAOROTFL
[info]evilbecca 11th-Oct-2005 02:33 am (UTC)
lol
[info]fouralarm 11th-Oct-2005 02:43 am (UTC)
She kind of looks like Maggie Gyllenhaal there.

OMG MAYBE SHE REALLY IS JUST A BEARD AND JAKE PICKED HER BECAUSE THERE'S A RESEMBLANCE TO HIS SISTER SO HE FEELS COMFORTABLE WITH HER?!
[info]soooxfetch 11th-Oct-2005 07:06 am (UTC)
That makes me sad, haha.
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