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2:29 pm - 08/12/2009

Meet the Models: ANTM Cycle 13 (the midget season)



Erin
Age: 18
Hometown: Kenosha, Wisconsin (currently Spring Grove, Illinois)
Occupation: Student
Height: 5'6"


(Girl you ain't Blake Lively)
Sundai
Age: 18
Hometown: Bakersfield, California
Occupation: Student
Height: 5'3"

Brittany
Age: 21
Hometown: Livermore, California (currently Santa Clara, California)
Occupation: Student
Height: 5'5"

Rachel
Age: 18
Hometown: Woodland, California
Occupation: Customer Service
Height: 5'5"

(She's already my favorite. Girl got some hips.)
Jennifer
Age: 23
Hometown: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania (currently New York, New York)
Occupation: Model
Height: 5'5"

(wtf at the face)
Laura
Age: 19
Hometown: Stanford, Kentucky
Occupation: Waitress
Height: 5'6"


(She's your priiiivate dancer, a dancer for money)
Lisa
Age: 19
Hometown: Queens, New York
Occupation: Student
Height: 5'5"

Rae
Age: 21
Hometown: Rochester, Minnesota
Occupation: (?)
Height: 5'6"


Ashley
Age: 22
Hometown: Chicago, Illinois (currently Brooklyn, New York)
Occupation: Artist
Height: 5'6"


(Those are some ugly fucking shoes)
Bianca
Age: 21
Hometown: Columbia, South Carolina (currently Washington, D.C.)
Occupation: Student
Height: 5'7"

(She's going to be crazy... I can already tell)
Lulu
Age: 19
Hometown: Brooklyn, New York
Occupation: Student
Height: 5'7"


(Homegirl needs to eat a sandwich)
Nicole
Age: 18
Hometown: Louisville, Colorado
Occupation: Student
Height: 5'7"

(Katherine Heigl circa "Wish Upon a Star"... is that you?)
Courtney
Age: 22
Hometown: Plantation, Florida (currently Fort Lauderdale, Florida)
Occupation: Cheer Instructor
Height: 5'4"

(I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT SHE IS 19)
Kara
Age: 19
Hometown: Fort Wayne, Indiana (currently Chicago, Illinois)
Occupation: Student
Height: 5'7"

In conclusion, they all need to eat several of these:



Special Sauce
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[info]fatass_110 12th-Aug-2009 06:52 pm (UTC)
wtf why are they so short?!!?!?

*by model standards
[info]solostforever 12th-Aug-2009 06:52 pm (UTC)
its the short season
[info]fatass_110 12th-Aug-2009 06:54 pm (UTC)
ugh I would have auditioned if I'd have known. Or at least told my friend, who has been wanting to audition but she's only 5'4"
[info]trinimacphisto 12th-Aug-2009 07:02 pm (UTC)
This was on purpose? How silly!

This is unfair, modelling should be giraffe exclusive lol
[info]ahoy_hoyy 12th-Aug-2009 11:38 pm (UTC)
I'd put on my huge heels and stomp my 6'4 ass all over those bitches.
[info]onepant 14th-Aug-2009 04:40 am (UTC)
more like the ugly season.
[info]hungryandhot 12th-Aug-2009 06:53 pm (UTC)
that's the point of this season.
[info]dedradawn 12th-Aug-2009 07:04 pm (UTC)
Tyra has to be the tallest. It's all she has left.
[info]forgethissmile 12th-Aug-2009 07:17 pm (UTC)
ANTM is trying to drive the point home that this is just a pointless reality show and they actually know shit about modeling.
[info]theantipoet 12th-Aug-2009 07:22 pm (UTC)
their only reason for existence is to prop up Tyra; perhaps her forehead has grown so large in the past year between "cycles" that she doesn't need as much height under her caravan this year.
[info]mercystars 12th-Aug-2009 08:20 pm (UTC)
MTE
[info]phoenix_lullaby 12th-Aug-2009 08:57 pm (UTC)
No kidding. 5'3". Really?
[info]coffeenmorphine 12th-Aug-2009 09:57 pm (UTC)
this is crazy right? they can't seriously wanna send these girls out into the real modeling world, to try to get jobs! That's just mean.
[info]dramasforkittys 13th-Aug-2009 04:15 am (UTC)
I was thinking the SAME THING. </3
[info]solostforever 12th-Aug-2009 06:52 pm (UTC)
I really want a big mac now.
[info]sweetest_asylum 12th-Aug-2009 07:17 pm (UTC)
me too! but i had wendy's for lunch. i think that's too much fast food in one day.
[info]solostforever 12th-Aug-2009 07:18 pm (UTC)
hah i had wendys also. i love their chicken nuggets.
[info]heavenonearth24 12th-Aug-2009 07:42 pm (UTC)
me too :(
[info]wherezmyprozac 12th-Aug-2009 07:56 pm (UTC)
your icon looks like chace crawford dressed up as peter pan
[info]coffeenmorphine 12th-Aug-2009 09:59 pm (UTC)
mcnuggets. it's been so long, i've almost forgotten how they taste.
[info]karmapearl 12th-Aug-2009 06:52 pm (UTC)
Wow. None of these girls have any figure whatsoever.
[info]defaultbunny 12th-Aug-2009 07:01 pm (UTC)
qu'elle supris! They're models...having a figure is shunned by fashion.
[info]karmapearl 12th-Aug-2009 07:03 pm (UTC)
That one girl did that one time on this show. What was her name? Whitney?
[info]hardcoresince3 12th-Aug-2009 07:06 pm (UTC)
who's in your icon?
[info]redletternite 12th-Aug-2009 07:10 pm (UTC)
quelle surprise*
[info]forgethissmile 12th-Aug-2009 07:18 pm (UTC)
Seriously!

Leave it to the fashion industry to find a nice rack and beautiful hips a bad thing.
[info]regeener 12th-Aug-2009 08:10 pm (UTC)
I thought most models tho had to be at least 5' 10" with no shape cos they are human hangers. But idk with these no shape shorties. :/
[info]joaniemaloney 12th-Aug-2009 11:17 pm (UTC)
well, it can be hard to have a figure if they're trying to stay skinny. Gaining weight when you're shorter makes it more noticeable.:/

maybe I'm bitter because I have sucky genes.
[info]sastra_fuss 12th-Aug-2009 06:52 pm (UTC)
i bet you the tallest girl there wins... or the asian
[info]pink_rendezvous 12th-Aug-2009 08:21 pm (UTC)
mte
[info]spiritxx 12th-Aug-2009 06:52 pm (UTC)
Damn, I was gonna post it lol. Anyways Erin FTW.
[info]peela 12th-Aug-2009 06:52 pm (UTC)
needs moar creepy-chan.
[info]sporkier 12th-Aug-2009 06:55 pm (UTC)
I miss her face
[info]burnbabyburn 12th-Aug-2009 07:22 pm (UTC)
ew
[info]garconetfille 12th-Aug-2009 07:46 pm (UTC)
yes
i was so excited when she was on that show
[info]askmehowifeel 12th-Aug-2009 08:08 pm (UTC)
everything needs moar creepy chan
[info]dorisdaydoll 12th-Aug-2009 11:35 pm (UTC)
Especially Brazilian ghettos! ;)

(No offense to Allison at all, she's one of my all time faves, but dang, can ANTM get any more WRONG in their photoshoots? I guess it's hard to top making a girl pose as if she was murdered right after she found out her friend died... I'm taking bets as to how long it'll take this season to have a photoshoot with the short girls and midgets.)
[info]misspinkkate 12th-Aug-2009 06:52 pm (UTC)
WTH, most of these girls aren't that short!
[info]_pluginbaby 12th-Aug-2009 06:57 pm (UTC)
ikr. i thought there was supposed to be a girl that was 5'2" or somethin.
[info]recoil_ 12th-Aug-2009 07:11 pm (UTC)
"Short" by modeling standards. But yea, to me they're still tall [5'1" here].
[info]ludagurl3d 12th-Aug-2009 07:16 pm (UTC)
irk, still taller than my 5'2.5 inch ass.
[info]sporkgoddess 12th-Aug-2009 08:39 pm (UTC)
I want to know how they made the 5'3" girl look so tall. I would NEVER look that tall and I'm the same height. D:
[info]purpleplague 12th-Aug-2009 10:39 pm (UTC)
She appears to have a short torso and long legs, plus she is stick-thin and wearing five inch heels.
[info]dearlydevoted 12th-Aug-2009 11:00 pm (UTC)
mte.
[info]daydreamrachey 12th-Aug-2009 11:20 pm (UTC)
mte. i would consider anything over 5'5 in the tall spectrum. but maybe that's cause i'm a shorty.
[info]amaterasu_no_ki 17th-Aug-2009 06:49 am (UTC)
I know, I was thinking the same thing. Only two girls under 5'5". Short by modeling standards, yes, but I was hoping to seem some real shorties on there (I'm 5'2").

I guess this cycle is for girls who really just miss the mark of most modeling agencies and want to be the next Kate Moss.
[info]limberwolf 1st-Oct-2009 01:38 pm (UTC)
i know right. i should have auditioned... i'm 4'10"
[info]octopus_theater 12th-Aug-2009 06:52 pm (UTC)
is Ashley a man? Jw.
[info]kinkynicky 12th-Aug-2009 07:19 pm (UTC)
No, she just looks a lot like Ciara.
[info]nancyboy11 12th-Aug-2009 09:23 pm (UTC)
exactly why the question was asked.
[info]burnbabyburn 12th-Aug-2009 07:22 pm (UTC)
She's clearly the prettiest.
[info]boogajwooga 12th-Aug-2009 06:52 pm (UTC)
My bff tried out for this. I wish she'd made it.
[info]estasoyyooo 12th-Aug-2009 07:06 pm (UTC)
Why, she'd never be taken seriously in the modeling industry for being on this show
[info]boogajwooga 12th-Aug-2009 07:11 pm (UTC)
Meh, I just think it would give her a confidence boost. She was very shy about auditioning, but I think she's beautiful, and could do it. She'll probably read this and get embarassed, she's an ONTD member too. That was another reason, she would have been representing ONTD
[info]onepant 14th-Aug-2009 04:41 am (UTC)
or for being short.
[info]amaterasu_no_ki 17th-Aug-2009 06:51 am (UTC)
Dude, I wouldn't do this show to actually try to get into modeling, I'd do it because if I got far enough I'd get a free international trip out if it AND the opportunity to be on TV and win some cute prizes and get a cool experience.
[info]cassy_cullen 12th-Aug-2009 06:52 pm (UTC)
man this thing will never end

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[info]msmargaritasalt 12th-Aug-2009 07:06 pm (UTC)
lmao.
[info]deseti_prsten 12th-Aug-2009 07:18 pm (UTC)
lol
[info]nautynature 12th-Aug-2009 08:15 pm (UTC)
there could be shit in a shoe and there would be a relevant SPN gif... it's amazing
[info]cassy_cullen 12th-Aug-2009 08:21 pm (UTC)
SPN gif are made of awesome :)
[info]ugly_jacket 12th-Aug-2009 06:53 pm (UTC)
LOL @ the occupations
[info]triggered 12th-Aug-2009 06:53 pm (UTC)
what exactly is the point in having all short girls?

I know none of the girls from top model would make it but jesus christ this is just ridiculous.
[info]estasoyyooo 12th-Aug-2009 07:07 pm (UTC)
Petite modeling industry? I don't know, man
[info]calimoonchild 12th-Aug-2009 07:16 pm (UTC)
it isn't so ridiculous if they are going to gear it around making them commercial models. That's a really lucrative business and you can do it if you're 5'6+.

For the girls under that, I have no idea, I agree its f'in ridiculous.
[info]_folieadeux 12th-Aug-2009 07:18 pm (UTC)
Good question. I've been watching other NTM's from all over the world and they are a billion times better. This stunt? Makes ANTM look even worse, as if that were possible.
[info]dior_chic 12th-Aug-2009 07:39 pm (UTC)
This cycle might make the viewers happy or give some false hope or something. Most viewers of the show aren't of model height so it crushes their chance of being on the show (or having a modeling career in general).

Also 12 cycles of the same thing over and over again...the show gets stale.
[info]hello_samm 12th-Aug-2009 08:11 pm (UTC)
Well they wouldn't be able to do runway...but commercial modeling would probably take them.
[info]artvandellay 12th-Aug-2009 06:53 pm (UTC)
Rae reminds me of Regina George.
[info]wrongsideoftown 12th-Aug-2009 06:53 pm (UTC)
oh...

[info]seanb814 12th-Aug-2009 06:53 pm (UTC)
Well, the shorter girls look 100X better than the model size ones do.
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