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L.A. Sperm Bank Offers

Celebrity Look-a-Like Donors



KTLA News
4:56 PM PDT, July 28, 2009

LOS ANGELES -- Want to have a baby that looks like your favorite celebrity? It just a whole lot easier to design your future baby, thanks to a Los Angeles sperm bank.

" California Cryobank" announced Tuesday that it has started posting photos of celebrities who resemble their donors to give prospective clients a better idea of what their potential offspring might look like.

"The number one client question we get is: `Who does this donor look like?"' said Scott Brown of California Cryobank. "We decided this would be a great way to give thorough and consistent answers. Clients love it. Look-a-Likes has only been available for a week and our Web site traffic is up 50 percent."

Brown said the sperm bank is choosy, accepting fewer than 1 percent of people who apply to be donors. The screening process includes genetic testing, regular blood tests, a three-generation family medical history, and a sperm count/quality in the top 15 percent of the population, he said.

A group of employees spent six months putting together the photos and matching them to donors.

Clients can search for attributes such as height or eye and hair color, and the database will return a list of donors who each have two or three celebrity look-alikes. Users also can choose from an existing library of celebrities to generate a list of matching donors, according to California Cyrobank, which was started in 1977.

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I wonder who the most popular requests will be...

edit
Their official "list"
http://www.cryobank.com/Donor-Search/Look-A-Likes/
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[info]gingaling 29th-Jul-2009 07:23 am (UTC)
i bet the "danny de vito" will be a big sell
[info]girlwithapearlx 29th-Jul-2009 09:50 am (UTC)
'cuz that's who's sperm i'd want. mhm, yes sir.
[info]haterswannabeme 29th-Jul-2009 12:45 pm (UTC)
I LOVE YOUR WORK
[info]canwedoitagn 29th-Jul-2009 02:47 pm (UTC)
chuck norris is on the top of my list
[info]oh_medicate_me 29th-Jul-2009 02:48 pm (UTC)
Lol IRL
[info]kristinella 29th-Jul-2009 04:52 pm (UTC)
lolololol.

[info]mylittlefriend 29th-Jul-2009 07:24 am (UTC)
I choose Britney!
[info]mastahofunnines 29th-Jul-2009 07:24 am (UTC)
ALEXANDER SKARSGARD LOOKING BABIES please and thank you
[info]brelicious 29th-Jul-2009 07:24 am (UTC)
good call bb
[info]mastahofunnines 29th-Jul-2009 07:31 am (UTC)
i swear, if you could spawn with someone who looked anything like this:
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you would have some fine ass looking babies, that's for sure.
[info]bad_situation 29th-Jul-2009 07:28 am (UTC)
Yes yes yes. But where's the fun in that when you just get it from the sperm bank?


I want to have sex with him.
[info]xsousmarinjaune 29th-Jul-2009 07:31 am (UTC)
ahahha that's what i was thinking.
but i'd rather get it straight from the source. ahahha
[info]boyfever 29th-Jul-2009 07:33 am (UTC)
Just go to Sweden. Alexander is ugly for a Swedish person
[info]ihaveajetta 29th-Jul-2009 07:35 am (UTC)
IAIAIAIIAIAA
[info]cinecat 29th-Jul-2009 08:20 am (UTC)
A+
[info]niiiiiikole 29th-Jul-2009 07:43 pm (UTC)
MORE LIKE ANTON YELCHIN, THANKS!
[info]brelicious 29th-Jul-2009 07:24 am (UTC)
lol creepy
[info]nofantasy 29th-Jul-2009 03:15 pm (UTC)
So many reproductive technologies strike me a little eugenic-y.
[info]meniana 29th-Jul-2009 07:26 am (UTC)
Can you mix the sperm and have a baby who looks like more than one person?
[info]boyfever 29th-Jul-2009 07:33 am (UTC)
I believe its possible to have two eggs fertilized by different donors at the same time but not mixing genetics
[info]nov09 29th-Jul-2009 07:42 am (UTC)
yeah it's possible for fraternal twins to happen this way actually
[info]nimago 29th-Jul-2009 07:53 am (UTC)
no
[info]normalchick 29th-Jul-2009 08:24 am (UTC)
girl they aint home depot
[info]oceanhue 29th-Jul-2009 07:26 am (UTC)
OMG ANT EVERYWHERE. THE APOCALYPSE IS UPON US
[info]shinycuba 29th-Jul-2009 09:04 am (UTC)
IKR? OMG THAT IS SO WRONG.
[info]starsxsonatas 29th-Jul-2009 07:26 am (UTC)
hm. what's sad is that i don't find this any creepier than the rumors that celebs have to be careful nowadays about losing hair/blood/whatever in random areas these days, lest they be cloned.

this is like genetically engineering babies, just one step further.
[info]ladyofshalott06 29th-Jul-2009 02:06 pm (UTC)
OMG creepy! I haven't heard that one. WTF?
[info]livinghope 29th-Jul-2009 05:10 pm (UTC)
ew ew ew! I never want to be famous!
[info]lacylaplante o ya29th-Jul-2009 07:26 am (UTC)
xcuse me I would like sum of dis, plox:

[info]l_s_d_me Re: o ya29th-Jul-2009 07:28 am (UTC)
you know, if you punched him on the back of the head when he was making that face, it would stick.
[info]mastahofunnines Re: o ya29th-Jul-2009 07:42 am (UTC)
omg LOL IRL jfc hahahaha
[info]tigtogiba34 Re: o ya29th-Jul-2009 07:45 am (UTC)
ahahahaha I said that to my sister the other day when she was making some retarded face at me
[info]thewalkingman Re: o ya29th-Jul-2009 08:28 am (UTC)
I don't know about making his face stick. I just want to punch him in the head.
[info]shanzer22 Re: o ya29th-Jul-2009 07:41 am (UTC)
:)
[info]ex_lovergir Bitch please29th-Jul-2009 07:50 am (UTC)
title or description

lol Robert has the best faces.
[info]nervousdestiny Re: o ya29th-Jul-2009 10:15 am (UTC)
Im literally dying laughing at this...that was SO funny!
[info]l_s_d_me 29th-Jul-2009 07:27 am (UTC)
I don't really think it's that creepy.
[info]winter_lace 29th-Jul-2009 07:27 am (UTC)
Wut?
[info]brelicious 29th-Jul-2009 07:28 am (UTC)
wat I don't see it sorry

[info]love_allure 29th-Jul-2009 07:29 am (UTC)
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL hahhahahaha i'm dying. wtf is this shit?!
[info]oporcupine 29th-Jul-2009 07:29 am (UTC)
balding
[info]vampiric02 29th-Jul-2009 07:30 am (UTC)
lol fail
[info]myownjinx 29th-Jul-2009 07:30 am (UTC)
Keanu Reeves???
[info]mental_picture 29th-Jul-2009 07:30 am (UTC)
I see the lead singer of Hoobastank


[info]vanagan 29th-Jul-2009 07:48 am (UTC)
he resemebles a frond
[info]ex_lovergir 29th-Jul-2009 07:51 am (UTC)
Omg this band I had the biggest crush on the guitar guy.
[info]happypekpek 29th-Jul-2009 07:31 am (UTC)
lol keanu reeves ok
[info]oxyj3nn 29th-Jul-2009 07:32 am (UTC)
LOL
[info]ex_lovergir 29th-Jul-2009 07:34 am (UTC)
Pig nosed boy? GTFO. This dude is much better looking.
[info]lachica2000 29th-Jul-2009 07:34 am (UTC)
Wow, if they used that as the example just imagine how bad all the other ones are.
[info]heure_actuelle 29th-Jul-2009 07:35 am (UTC)
haha keanu reeves. "this donor has an uncanny resemblance to keanu reeves with the......dark hair"
[info]degele 29th-Jul-2009 07:35 am (UTC)
LOLOL OH GOD
[info]xohoplessloveox 29th-Jul-2009 07:38 am (UTC)
i think its gross that they have taylor lautner considering he's only 17 :/
[info]denial_screams 29th-Jul-2009 07:42 am (UTC)
looks like Pete Wentz in 10 years.
[info]midnightradio_x 29th-Jul-2009 08:00 am (UTC)
lmao at keanu. more like pete wentz.
[info]naushika 29th-Jul-2009 02:54 pm (UTC)
keanu reeves? fail. looks like wentz
[info]lasamy 29th-Jul-2009 06:48 pm (UTC)
LOLLLLLL
[info]dreamerbri 29th-Jul-2009 09:08 pm (UTC)
lol
[info]riotcalifornia 30th-Jul-2009 02:25 pm (UTC)
i spat coke all over myself upon seeing this
[info]mindofthebeheld 29th-Jul-2009 07:28 am (UTC)
Colin Farrell please and thank you.
[info]tigtogiba34 29th-Jul-2009 07:29 am (UTC)
that would be my first and only choice too ♥
[info]specialmei 29th-Jul-2009 07:38 am (UTC)
I just saw In Bruges the other day, he is so friggin hot.
[info]mindofthebeheld 29th-Jul-2009 07:39 am (UTC)
I know! I've seen all of his movies because of it.
[info]mental_picture 29th-Jul-2009 07:28 am (UTC)
Can I get a Steve Buscemi?

I want my kids to have a great personality.
[info]mindofthebeheld 29th-Jul-2009 07:34 am (UTC)
lolololol hahha
[info]rara_imura 29th-Jul-2009 07:56 am (UTC)
Aww this idea is cute and wonderful.
[info]honeynutcherri 29th-Jul-2009 02:44 pm (UTC)
Lol, great thinking.
[info]daydreamrachey 29th-Jul-2009 05:33 pm (UTC)
omg that would be AWESOME.
[info]vampiric02 29th-Jul-2009 07:28 am (UTC)
so could you get a sperm cocktail of celebrity lookalikes and see who the baby grows up to look like?
it'd be such a ~surprise~.
[info]meepmop21 29th-Jul-2009 08:28 am (UTC)
lmao
you could pretend to have a gang bang with all your fav celebs
so disturbing
[info]vampiric02 MOST REQUESTED:29th-Jul-2009 07:29 am (UTC)
[info]love_allure Re: MOST REQUESTED:29th-Jul-2009 07:29 am (UTC)
:( brian peppers makes me sad.
[info]l_s_d_me Re: MOST REQUESTED:29th-Jul-2009 07:30 am (UTC)
Oh god, I'm LULZ'ing to death.
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