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11:23 am - 07/28/2009

O RLY, NATIONAL ENQUIRER?

Jennifer Aniston ‘Using Gerard Butler to Make Brad Pitt Jealous’




Jennifer Aniston has embarked on a romance with her The Bounty costar Gerard Butler in the hope it will make her ex-husband Brad Pitt jealous enough to get back with her, it has been claimed.

Aniston, 40, is said to be convinced that her “hot”, new relationship with Butler is the key to rekindling her romance with Pitt, who she divorced in 2005 after five years of marriage.

 

Obviously, Brad would have to leave partner Angelina Jolie, with whom he raises six children.

“Jennifer is convinced Gerard is the key to getting her back with Brad,” a source told the National Enquirer. “And better still, she knows that Brad is so desperate to reunite with her that Angelina is devastated.

“At last, after years of hurt, Jen can finally sense victory. She thinks Brad is like putty in the palm of her hands and that Angie is finally down for the count.”

“Jen romping with so publicly with Butler is like stabbing a knife through Brad’s heart,” the source continues.

“Instead of brooding for weeks over her failed romance with Bradley Cooper, like she’s done in the past, Jen seems in total control of her life. And nothing says that louder than her recent romps with sexy Gerard.

“Pictures of her and Butler out on the town have surely left Brad in the doldrums. And making her revenge even sweeter is the knowledge that Brad’s relationship with Angie is said to be literally in the pits lately.

“How good that must feel for Jen to know that she’s enjoying herself while at the same time hurting her arch-rival, who’s said she wants to try again with Brad.”

Believing any of this crap? The Enquirer really is scraping the barrel with this one.

A source onset of The Bounty says that Jennifer is all smiles when Gerard’s around — and she’s grumpy when he isn’t.

“Jen is always smiling and happy when Gerard is around,” said the insider. “In fact, the only time she’s been grumpy at work was on July 11 — when he wasn’t there!

“She wanted to be left alone and didn’t want anyone near her. It was totally different from how she’d been acting all week, when Gerard was on set.

“By being so public about her feelings for Gerard, Jen is giving the finger to all recent lovers, including John Mayer. But what means most to Jen right now is showing Brad that she’s doing just fine without him — even though she may secretly yearn to have him back in her life.

“And she flaunts Butler in public, even while knowing that there is little chance of it going anywhere because he’s not the marrying type.

“It’s important for Jen to send a strong message to Brad that if he really wants her back, he’ll have to get down on his knees and beg.

“It’s a big gamble, but she’s obviously prepared to take it!”

Remember, folks — it could be true!

source


IMO, Gerard >>>>> Brad, but that's just me.

 

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xdecadentx 28th-Jul-2009 03:52 pm (UTC)
ah come on

Jennifer Anniston does not care that much, surely
vivavamp 28th-Jul-2009 03:57 pm (UTC)
ikr?
honestly, she's too good for that flaunting stuff
thats so high school
cressesgirl 28th-Jul-2009 03:53 pm (UTC)
oh please
zerogravity2001 28th-Jul-2009 04:15 pm (UTC)
ikr? this is getting ridiculous.
jesustolemybike 28th-Jul-2009 03:53 pm (UTC)
hahh oh lawlz
reddressorblue 28th-Jul-2009 03:53 pm (UTC)
Gerard Butler looks like he is made of skin stuffed and sweatin' Crisco.
pink_lynz 28th-Jul-2009 03:58 pm (UTC)
Ooooohmygod your icon.
vivavamp 28th-Jul-2009 03:58 pm (UTC)
wtf is going on in your icon
allgoodtonight 28th-Jul-2009 05:40 pm (UTC)
omg a phanwank icon
reddressorblue 28th-Jul-2009 05:45 pm (UTC)
Hah hah, I made them and posted them on phanwank eons ago, back as nae_trews.
pooja_r 28th-Jul-2009 07:43 pm (UTC)
lmao ur icon
vivajenn 28th-Jul-2009 03:54 pm (UTC)
How original.
squirrels_oh_no 28th-Jul-2009 03:54 pm (UTC)
Jason Statham isn't pleased Jen is stealing his man.
anakisa 28th-Jul-2009 05:31 pm (UTC)
god, if only...
must_go_faster 28th-Jul-2009 03:54 pm (UTC)
*waiting for a comment of the dumbass who actually believes this*
idreaminargyle 28th-Jul-2009 07:25 pm (UTC)
OH MY GOD.

She's so pathetic!!!!11!
Brangeina forever.
It's only a matter of time before she gets back with Mayer

(did that work bb?)
lovely_tunes 28th-Jul-2009 03:55 pm (UTC)
my puckered and quivering boyhole agrees with you

(tho i wouldn't knock Brad...)
smile_silly1 28th-Jul-2009 03:55 pm (UTC)
THAT HOR!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111!

lolz. poor jen, they're ALWAYS making shit up about her.
demented_21 28th-Jul-2009 04:34 pm (UTC)
lmao srsly
3mcoopandmaxie 28th-Jul-2009 03:58 pm (UTC)
People need to leave Jennifer Aniston alone. She seems perfectly happy without Brad.
jxcka 28th-Jul-2009 04:37 pm (UTC)
yeah! they seem to just be creating this whole situation from nothing
l_o_v_e 28th-Jul-2009 03:58 pm (UTC)
I'm so sure.
butter01 28th-Jul-2009 03:58 pm (UTC)
UGH GET OVER THIS SHIT.

Let her live her life. I highly doubt she has any masterplans to get Brad back. She's already dated other guys after Brad.
in_theseshoes 29th-Jul-2009 03:55 am (UTC)
IKR? I feel so bad for her and how the paps make her seem so desperate.
nappyxheadedxho 28th-Jul-2009 03:59 pm (UTC)
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jesustolemybike 28th-Jul-2009 04:01 pm (UTC)
lmao
karmapearl 28th-Jul-2009 04:07 pm (UTC)
LOL I love Ralph so much
silken_floss 28th-Jul-2009 04:16 pm (UTC)
LOL what is his name again? I haven't watched The Simpsons in eons
silverfox1027 28th-Jul-2009 05:08 pm (UTC)
Ralph Wiggum
ny_jolie 28th-Jul-2009 04:00 pm (UTC)
LOL, I'm so sure that Bad and Jen are still pining for eachother 4 years later...and now thta Brad has already procreated thrice with Angelina...I'm sure Jen would love stepkids? *sigh* Enquirer...
ny_jolie 28th-Jul-2009 04:01 pm (UTC)
Brad***...my bad...and that*** I should stop smoking so much weed before internet-ing.
buffy_usa 28th-Jul-2009 05:28 pm (UTC)
lol icon + comment
idreaminargyle 28th-Jul-2009 07:26 pm (UTC)
I can't wait until I can smoke again ;)
supernovadiva 28th-Jul-2009 06:01 pm (UTC)
right i didn't get it while jen and brad were married why the media was such stans for them. it's been over for years and all the media wants to report is that brad and angelina are breaking up/ brad's running back to jen. what's that about?
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