ONTD

7:32 am - 07/17/2009

You didn't get enough J-Goss and HGirl on vacay. You didn't.

Watch this ~unplanned and impromptu paparazzi vid~ (ugh they as SO tiresome, why can't they leave us alone?) for gems such as ONTD mascots for loathsomeness Jon and Hailey "thank god" for being away from the fam and how rocker girls who "have it all" pick Ed Hardy as their choice of clothing brand of choice, respectively.

I wish I could embed this whore. I tried.



Between Kate’s loud red leather jacket and Jon’s newly pierced ears, these reality “stars” are some of the worst style offenders I have seen. I just don’t understand why they keep making headlines for their “style.” As if that’s a positive thing.

We already know all about Kate’s wacky hair, of which she famously said, “Everybody wants it.”

Don’t get me started on that one.

Now it’s Jon’s turn in the “style” spotlight. He just got back from the French Riviera, where he and his new girlfriend partied with Ed Hardy designer Christian Audigier on his yacht. There was talk that Jon was teaming up with the designer to create and design a kids line, but the Ed Hardy folks have since denied a collaboration is in the works.

Why on earth would Jon even be CONSIDERED to design a line for others when, in my oh-so-humble opinion, he isn’t exactly a fashion plate himself. His backwards baseball caps, ripped jeans and the pierced ears scream mid-life crisis.

He used to dress like a regular guy, like a regular dad, but he’s let fame go to his head… and his wardrobe. Now with all his flashy clothes, he is dressing more like a frat boy than a 32-year-old father of eight. At least his adorable kids still dress age appropriately, like cute, normal kids. Let’s hope they stay that way.





Source




Shout out to my homeslice [info]washie. Britney sucks.
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[info]jinkm 17th-Jul-2009 11:51 am (UTC)
Hailey Glassman is my role model.
[info]toaerythinness 17th-Jul-2009 02:32 pm (UTC)
your icon is my role model.
[info]andisprohi 18th-Jul-2009 01:20 am (UTC)
You missed the part at :41 where there's a kid crying & some guy on a loudspeaker. Jon commented to Hailey "sounds like home" and they laughed.
[info]____9am 17th-Jul-2009 11:57 am (UTC)
He literally makes me want to cry. He is so disgusting.
[info]marmar627 17th-Jul-2009 11:58 am (UTC)
Oh no come on this post is gonna get good and I'm about to go to bed (yes, at 8 AM. This is a reflection on how sad my life is.)!
[info]washie 17th-Jul-2009 12:29 pm (UTC)
LOL, me too, and I'm the one who inspired this post. Fuckin' sad.
[info]dame_wanze 17th-Jul-2009 01:18 pm (UTC)
I was waiting for this! Woot woot! Glad you got props. Haha
[info]omg_gtfo 17th-Jul-2009 11:58 am (UTC)
Reading/watching them makes me feel a feeling that I can't really describe. It's like embarrassment, sadness, and hatred rolled into one clusterfuck of an emotion.
[info]dame_wanze 17th-Jul-2009 01:21 pm (UTC)
Exactly. I want to yell at him like Tyra Banks did to that one girl. So sad and he doesn't give a shit.
[info]carolina_girl85 17th-Jul-2009 04:35 pm (UTC)
WE WERE ROOTING FOR YOU, JON



WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU
[info]102bb 17th-Jul-2009 11:59 am (UTC)
Maybe if people stopped treating them like celebrities, they'd fake back into obscurity.
[info]allhopelost88 17th-Jul-2009 12:28 pm (UTC)
THIS, my god

what a sweet day that will be
[info]naushika 17th-Jul-2009 12:35 pm (UTC)
omg, i love your typo. fake, indeed. lol
[info]shutterdragon 17th-Jul-2009 01:45 pm (UTC)
i agree SO fucking much.
[info]coffeenmorphine 17th-Jul-2009 02:52 pm (UTC)
Seriously! And they can take speidi and perez with em'.
[info]intangibleamor 17th-Jul-2009 03:12 pm (UTC)
omg, please say it again!!!
[info]washie 17th-Jul-2009 09:17 pm (UTC)
I don't WANT them to fade back into hilarious. They are my greatest source of entertainment.
[info]lechatnoir_njb 17th-Jul-2009 12:01 pm (UTC)
ok these two or heidi and spencer?
[info]omg_gtfo 17th-Jul-2009 12:03 pm (UTC)
oh no you didn't.
[info]cuzgarysaysso 17th-Jul-2009 12:10 pm (UTC)
Neither! Both couples can diaf.
[info]babybalooga19 17th-Jul-2009 12:18 pm (UTC)
If you mean who wold I rather die, that is a very difficult question.
Maybe they can kill each other off in an epic battle of the unimportant.
[info]bohemianvixen 17th-Jul-2009 01:25 pm (UTC)
Heidi and Spencer. They look more attractive, relatively. But really, it's like choosing between two evils.
[info]ladyofshalott06 17th-Jul-2009 01:42 pm (UTC)
I'd rather hear about these two because I secretly eat up all the J&K gossip.

Heidi and Spencer are boring.
[info]demented_21 17th-Jul-2009 01:57 pm (UTC)
I don't follow either couple and I've never watched their reality shows or anything with them, but Heidi and Spencer seem a little more intentionally horrendous. Like, they're just trying to get publicity with weird stunts, but they know what the deal is. Jon and Kate just seem sad (as in pathetic), and the backstage/family drama is just wrong. Not to mention the 8 kids. So I'd prefer Heidi and Spencer, at least no one gets hurt in the process and I can lol at their ridiculous photo ops.
[info]coffeenmorphine 17th-Jul-2009 02:53 pm (UTC)
what a horrible choice.
[info]xpiscesgrl227x 17th-Jul-2009 04:25 pm (UTC)
You mean for a D-List Celebrity Deathmatch?
[info]juanitatequila 17th-Jul-2009 06:35 pm (UTC)
SPEIDI >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> THESE LOSERS.
[info]worb 17th-Jul-2009 12:02 pm (UTC)
this is all one giant trainwreck. what a douche.
[info]sha_shannon 17th-Jul-2009 12:03 pm (UTC)
let them fade already

it's like watching my dad go through mid-life crisis
[info]102bb 17th-Jul-2009 12:03 pm (UTC)
ot i know, but I got braces the other day, and they hurt so much. i haven't been able to eat anything but pudding and mashed potatoes.
[info]barometers 17th-Jul-2009 12:05 pm (UTC)
it gets better bb!!

soft bread w/ pb and j, oatmeal, scrambled eggs bb!! it is so worth it.
[info]102bb 17th-Jul-2009 12:08 pm (UTC)
omg a pb & j sounds so good right now.
lol i think i should've got these things a very long time ago. i feel silly with them on now.
[info]winniecooper 17th-Jul-2009 12:31 pm (UTC)
it does get better! whenever you get them tightened it will always suck, so ia with the other poster, anything you don't really have to chew will be your best friend during those times.
[info]sellotape 17th-Jul-2009 01:46 pm (UTC)
They'll probably be sore for a week or so, but it goes away. You'll be able to eat all those chewy foods soon enough... just remember that it gets like that after every adjustment, so I'd be on the safe side and pop a painkiller or two before each appointment — if you're lucky, your doctor will probably provide them if you ask. also, if you're a gum person and your ortho tells you not to use any, don't sweat it; unless you're a total 'tard there's no way you're getting it stuck in your teeth. I'd steer clear of anything with caramel, tho.
[info]toaerythinness 17th-Jul-2009 02:33 pm (UTC)
Hang in there. I had them for almost three years! It sucked, but it was so worth it.
[info]coffeenmorphine 17th-Jul-2009 02:57 pm (UTC)
pain killers and ice cream, bb. the headaches after each tightening were the worst part for me. But you'll forget once you start seeing the results.
[info]hollis1975 17th-Jul-2009 04:17 pm (UTC)
it gets better! i found that softly brusing my teeth and massaging my gums helped oodles. also get some of that baby teether orajel.
[info]hollis1975 17th-Jul-2009 04:31 pm (UTC)
it gets better! i found that softly brusing my teeth and massaging my gums helped oodles. also get some of that baby teether orajel.
[info]hollis1975 17th-Jul-2009 04:43 pm (UTC)
it gets better! i found that softly brusing my teeth and massaging my gums helped oodles. also get some of that baby teether orajel.
[info]forevertiffanys 17th-Jul-2009 05:39 pm (UTC)
I am so sorry bb. The pain was fucking hell for about 2 weeks.

You drop weight quick though......
[info]ninjasuperhero 17th-Jul-2009 12:07 pm (UTC)
I just don’t understand why they keep making headlines for their “style.”

Exactly.
[info]sillyjacki 17th-Jul-2009 01:19 pm (UTC)
For god's sake she was wearing TRUE RELIGION jeans. Did we not give Britney shit for this over a year ago?!
[info]dutchmodernist 17th-Jul-2009 02:35 pm (UTC)
They are opening the first "True Religion" store in our state. WHY? They went out of style ~2 years ago!

Now I gotta look at everyone's embroidered butt *sigh*
[info]chersolly 17th-Jul-2009 12:10 pm (UTC)
He seems soulless and has dead eyes.
[info]washie 17th-Jul-2009 12:30 pm (UTC)
He didn't say "It's just a break," he said, "Jon and Kate."
[info]wifeybuddy 17th-Jul-2009 02:20 pm (UTC)
I definitely hear 'it's just a break'
[info]floweranza 17th-Jul-2009 12:16 pm (UTC)
Worst case of second-hand embarassment I've had in ages.
[info]babybalooga19 17th-Jul-2009 12:20 pm (UTC)
Jon and Kate are so embarrassing to their children(and the world), the kids just don't know it yet.
[info]maybelater__ 17th-Jul-2009 12:50 pm (UTC)
mady knows that's why she acts like she does
[info]bombasticlove_x 17th-Jul-2009 01:57 pm (UTC)
iawtc. i think she knew all along that there were issues.
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