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2:10 am - 06/30/2009

GUESS WHICH UNICORN BUTTERFLY SPARKLEHORSE OF A MAN THIS IS













It's Mariah Carey -Cannon











Mariah Carey dresses like a man and shoots her new “Obsessed” music video outside New York City’s Plaza Hotel on Monday (June 29).

In the video, the 39-year-old diva dresses a lot like Eminem. (OMG JARED THATS RACIST). The singer seems to be responding to Slim Shady’s unflattering references to her and her husband Nick Cannon from Eminem’s track “Bagpipes From Baghdad.”

In the song “Obsessed,” Mariah reportedly tells Eminem: “Why are you so obsessed with me/ Boy, I wanna know/ Lying that you’re sexing me/ When everybody knows/ It’s clear that you’re upset with me….You’re delusional/ Boy, you’re losing your mind.”

The video was directed by Brett Ratner, who originally cast Andy Samberg for the role of the man. But because it’s presumably anti-Eminem, he backed out and Mariah filled in for the role of the man.





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source: JustJared
 
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[info]kriziasupernova 30th-Jun-2009 07:30 am (UTC)
lol me too. it's like she has a 5 o'clock shadow but didn't shave her beard. It confuses me so.
[info]sosinprogress 30th-Jun-2009 07:07 am (UTC)
LOL IRL
[info]last_archangel 30th-Jun-2009 11:52 am (UTC)
Okay, normally I make a point to be more articulate, but LOLWTF.
[info]crazy_in_lost 30th-Jun-2009 07:07 am (UTC)
That's scurry.
[info]gerrycurls 30th-Jun-2009 11:21 am (UTC)
i vomited out of fear.
[info]youfallaway 30th-Jun-2009 07:07 am (UTC)
Oh, sweet Jesus, no.
[info]endless_autumn9 30th-Jun-2009 05:04 pm (UTC)
that's the same thing I though... also... Apolo Anton?? y/y?

Photobucket
[info]alotta_fachina 30th-Jun-2009 08:25 pm (UTC)
lol, whoa
[info]ladymozza 30th-Jun-2009 08:26 pm (UTC)
oh shit, i knew she looked familiar.
[info]fashionbb 30th-Jun-2009 07:07 am (UTC)
DAMN MC you make an UGLY man =[
[info]xxsweetxx 30th-Jun-2009 10:57 am (UTC)
LOL What I was going to say!
[info]undercloset 30th-Jun-2009 11:05 am (UTC)
Me think the same!
[info]nice_vibe 30th-Jun-2009 11:14 am (UTC)
mte
[info]fanskap 30th-Jun-2009 01:02 pm (UTC)
EXACTLY! lol forever
[info]kanaetkassad 1st-Jul-2009 07:06 am (UTC)
this
[info]xballet 30th-Jun-2009 07:07 am (UTC)
lol
[info]nene13 30th-Jun-2009 07:08 am (UTC)
I wonder how she would take it if you told her, "Even dressed like a guy, you're fat."
[info]sparklepixie 30th-Jun-2009 12:44 pm (UTC)
big BOOBS make you look fat k?
[info]benvolio87 30th-Jun-2009 02:33 pm (UTC)
Well, on a guy it does. lol
[info]up_and_away1252 30th-Jun-2009 06:04 pm (UTC)
UMMM she looks fab:
[info]kr1stina09x 30th-Jun-2009 07:08 am (UTC)
this is such a mindfuck at 3AM
[info]sameproblem 30th-Jun-2009 07:13 am (UTC)
ikr geez
[info]starsprinkles17 30th-Jun-2009 07:15 am (UTC)
LMAO, true that!
[info]hummingreveille 30th-Jun-2009 09:03 am (UTC)
Fuckin' same here.

It's also hilarious how she looks much skinnier as an ugly dude than as a moderately attractive woman.
[info]joaniemaloney 30th-Jun-2009 10:04 am (UTC)
seriously.
[info]whaaatt 30th-Jun-2009 07:08 am (UTC)
I GUESSED RIGHT

YEAHHH
[info]ambeaux 30th-Jun-2009 10:10 am (UTC)
MTE! 'Dude looks a lot like Mariah Carey'
[info]nysidra 30th-Jun-2009 12:15 pm (UTC)
Yeah, I was like, "That's Mariah. I don't care if that's a mustache or not."
[info]irapatherappa 30th-Jun-2009 07:08 am (UTC)
[info]whaaatt 30th-Jun-2009 07:10 am (UTC)
HAHAHAHAHA


i also want to add to my previous comment that she is lucky she is female or she would be ~single for life
[info]burnbabyburn 30th-Jun-2009 05:27 pm (UTC)
what are you talking about? women aren't single?
[info]green__desire 30th-Jun-2009 07:10 am (UTC)
haha that's a joke. And if it isn't maybe she should abort, bitch is too crazy to be a parent.
[info]visceralvamp 30th-Jun-2009 07:11 am (UTC)
.... D:

I MISS MJ TOO BUT WTF.
[info]cosmic_kath 30th-Jun-2009 07:11 am (UTC)
Oh dear.
[info]fatale_noir 30th-Jun-2009 07:11 am (UTC)
y r u trying to steal Mariah's thunda?
[info]saltireflower 30th-Jun-2009 07:11 am (UTC)
Oh God in heaven. I hope this is satire.
[info]xylophones 30th-Jun-2009 07:11 am (UTC)
with that crazy bitch as a parent, being aborted is probably that fetus's best option
[info]trytofly 30th-Jun-2009 07:12 am (UTC)
:l
If Michael Jackson impacts someone's decision to have a baby, they shouldn't be procreating.
[info]whitegirlthin 30th-Jun-2009 07:14 am (UTC)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sad thing is, I bnet she's serious...
[info]honeypants 30th-Jun-2009 07:15 am (UTC)
Does this have to be commented with in EVERY POST?

People, we get it already, she's crazy.
[info]ex_lovergir 30th-Jun-2009 07:20 am (UTC)
Jesus Christ.
[info]irapatherappa lmao at one of the replies — 30th-Jun-2009 07:22 am (UTC)
Yes! Abort abort!

Celebrity death is one of of the most widely accepted reasons for abortion today. Michael Jackson's monumental influence extended to every facet of our lives, including our child-rearing capabilities. I wouldn't be surprised if his untimely demise has rendered hundreds incapable of the basic reasoning skills required to raise a kid. The grieving your are experiencing may inadvertently cause you to fill baby's bath with boiling water, feed it rat poison instead of formula, or seat-belt it to a chain dragging behind your car instead of to its car seat. For your own child's safety, get that thing scraped out as soon as your read this! I'm serious! And why tell your husband? It's YOUR baby, not his. Some people should use more common sense before posting their dirty laundry for everyone to see!
Source(s):
Happened to me with George Harrison.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090626185144AAStJGD
[info]cocopora 30th-Jun-2009 07:36 am (UTC)
WHAT?!?!!? This is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The fact that someone truly believes in this who is even capable of bringing someone into this world saddens me.
[info]ex_sleepyhe 30th-Jun-2009 07:47 am (UTC)
we've been through this; bitch is crazy.
[info]smilez4you 30th-Jun-2009 08:07 am (UTC)
i dont even know what to say D:
[info]oceanhue 30th-Jun-2009 09:06 am (UTC)
lmfao

Hi their.

I totally understand your issue at hand. My girlfriend has a child on the way, and she found out she was "preggers" the day of Sir Jackson's departure from LAX.

Even though it is not my child, I support her decision to terminate the fetus because the world is pointless without Michael in it.

We planned a thriller themed room for the new one and decided to do updates every other year based on his greatest hits. Our goal was to make our kid enjoy Jackson as much as we do and will forever.

Now, that we decided an abortion, we no longer plan our themed room. Instead, we will make the room into a Jackson RIP room, filled with candles, Jackson memoirs that we plan to buy on ebay--no matter what the cost--and establishing surround sound stereo blaring "beat it."

We are so sad and we really think it is a common sense decision to abort a fetus since Michael Jackson passed away.

Best,

Landers
[info]bohemianvixen 30th-Jun-2009 09:15 am (UTC)
WTFFFF
[info]toddies 30th-Jun-2009 09:34 am (UTC)
i decided on thursday no kids for me bc they'll never love-hate-love again michael jackson. saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad. i feel sorry for kids born in & after y2k.
[info]vanhrh 30th-Jun-2009 01:05 pm (UTC)
what the fuck?
[info]intangibleamor 30th-Jun-2009 03:38 pm (UTC)
omg... this bitch needs to see a fucking psychiatrist.
[info]allmylines 30th-Jun-2009 07:08 am (UTC)
dnw that facial hair
[info]mastodonna 30th-Jun-2009 07:08 am (UTC)
I... WHAT?
It's too early for me to try and comprehend this.
[info]winterweathered 30th-Jun-2009 07:09 am (UTC)
Something about her always reminds me of Paris from Gilmore Girls.
[info]lloneke 30th-Jun-2009 07:11 am (UTC)
ha I see it. It's like....the nose or something.
[info]cirrrcus 30th-Jun-2009 07:09 am (UTC)
Looks like David Gest.
[info]underdog_ontop 30th-Jun-2009 07:26 am (UTC)
OH FUCK YOU! i was gonna comment that :(
[info]indie_star 30th-Jun-2009 07:33 am (UTC)
lmao!!

Is it the chipmunk cheeks? Kind of weird.
[info]beachtrees 30th-Jun-2009 07:36 am (UTC)
I see it.
[info]ohhkathleen 30th-Jun-2009 07:42 am (UTC)
Is that who I am thinking of? Idk the person's name she looks like as a man.
[info]ex_sleepyhe 30th-Jun-2009 07:48 am (UTC)
lol. best.
[info]zigazazu 30th-Jun-2009 07:09 am (UTC)
CAREY CANNON

lol...just lol.....i never really thought about that hahahahahahha
[info]whitegirlthin 30th-Jun-2009 07:15 am (UTC)
IDGI
[info]zigazazu 30th-Jun-2009 07:22 am (UTC)
it just sounds funny
mariah carey cannon..idk reminds me of cannonball
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