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10:32 pm - 06/23/2009

Stephen Moyer: RPattz is a pussy

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Chivalry is (Un)Dead

Meet the sexiest ghoul on television: Stephen Moyer, 39, back this month for a second season of HBO's True Blood. He plays Bill Compton, a ruggedly handsome 173-year-old Southern vampire who's fallen for Anna Paquin's telepathic waitress, Sookie. Sounds kooky, right? It is, but also surprisingly old school. "Bill's very gentlemanly, asking, 'May I visit with you at your home?' It's a sentimental, old-world kind of courting," explains Moyer. But this being an Alan Ball (Six Feet Under) production, all that gallant wooing is underscored by a twisted sexuality. "It's about getting courted by somebody who could rip your arteries out," he says.

Moyer may now be a goth magnet, but he wasn't always. The unmarried father of two had just come off playing a "tan, buff, blond beach bum" on The Starter Wife and had to get an eerie pale glow, quick, for the role. "I live by the beach, so I had to wear long sleeves and a floppy hat or I'd look like a Red Lobster ad," he says.

Equally under wraps was his budding relationship with costar Paquin. It was a secret for the first 10 months, but Moyer admits there were times when the director would call cut, and "25 seconds later we're still snogging." And, while on-set your-trailer-or-mind romances are nothing new, theirs posed a particularly pointed problem: fangs and those carnal love scenes. "I keep my mouth open and let her probe around the sharpness of the teeth," he says of kissing with his creepy dental hardware. "Which is kind of erotic."

As for competition, Twilight's toothsome Robert Pattinson, Moyer simply says, "He's a pussy! He's the Slim-Fast, Diet Coke of vampires." Agreed. And while we're at it, bite us.


Source: June issue of Marie Claire magazine and TrueBlood.net
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[info]bits_and_tits 24th-Jun-2009 06:38 am (UTC)
I want sex now!
[info]thisaboveall 24th-Jun-2009 07:01 am (UTC)
With teeth?
[info]bits_and_tits 24th-Jun-2009 07:04 am (UTC)
With someone with teeth!

Nothing wrong with a bit of nibbling.
[info]ireadyou_right 24th-Jun-2009 07:26 am (UTC)
omg me too
[info]brandons_lover 24th-Jun-2009 05:29 pm (UTC)
whos that in ur icon?
[info]haaabee 24th-Jun-2009 06:39 am (UTC)
the name stephen moyer always looks like stoponie moyor to me
like the gotham speak or whatever
[info]infidelkast 24th-Jun-2009 06:40 am (UTC)
ikr every time I see it I'm like uhh they misspelled her name.
[info]hotmesss 24th-Jun-2009 06:46 am (UTC)
LOL OMG i so agree with you
[info]must_go_faster 24th-Jun-2009 06:56 am (UTC)
yeah I always think he's a frond
[info]_chibiface 24th-Jun-2009 07:07 am (UTC)
you don't even really need to shrink his eyes or mouth...


[info]haaabee 24th-Jun-2009 07:30 am (UTC)
LOL
[info]rinygrin 24th-Jun-2009 08:06 am (UTC)
Agreed.
[info]kawaiisis86 24th-Jun-2009 08:24 am (UTC)
IKR! like woll smoth lol
[info]haterswannabeme 24th-Jun-2009 12:25 pm (UTC)
mte
[info]iloveyourscene9 24th-Jun-2009 12:48 pm (UTC)
I didn't even notice until you pointed it out.
[info]nattattack 24th-Jun-2009 02:15 pm (UTC)
same!
[info]alotta_fachina 24th-Jun-2009 08:41 pm (UTC)
this is exactly what i thought
[info]ex_lovergir 24th-Jun-2009 06:40 am (UTC)
Obligatory for every RPattz post.
omg wat an unfortunate body type

reminds me of when i met this italian guy with a really fine face, but then i hugged him and felt his breasts press up against mine like a cold window pane pressing up against a lonely virgin's stiff nipples. i stand there motionless as he caresses my hot ass, and stick two of his fingers into my cave of fertility. he says to me, "take these two fingers in your pussy, you little slut."

frightened, i try to let out a cry for help. before i could do so, his heavy throbbing hand clasps my mouth, and i am silence. he moves me to the ground and makes love to me. i could feel the weight of his testicles pounding against my asshole like some heavy doorknocker. i scream in agony as his fleshy

http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/36347925.html#cutid1
[info]haaabee 24th-Jun-2009 06:42 am (UTC)
wat
[info]lostwithme 24th-Jun-2009 06:43 am (UTC)
[info]erraticxemotion 24th-Jun-2009 06:48 am (UTC)
lmao i love this
[info]rinygrin 24th-Jun-2009 08:07 am (UTC)
Perfect gif usage.
[info]trowa 24th-Jun-2009 02:00 pm (UTC)
yeah thats pretty much my reaction
[info]scarbie 25th-Jun-2009 03:59 am (UTC)
LOL!!! My feelings exactly.
[info]trebledgirl35 24th-Jun-2009 06:44 am (UTC)
Seriously... what?
[info]williammiller 24th-Jun-2009 06:44 am (UTC)
[info]californiawait 24th-Jun-2009 06:45 am (UTC)
im not sure whats going on
[info]neko_oni 24th-Jun-2009 06:45 am (UTC)
Um...
[info]restartt 24th-Jun-2009 06:46 am (UTC)
[info]ihaveajetta 24th-Jun-2009 06:46 am (UTC)
wtf
[info]anti_krypton 24th-Jun-2009 06:47 am (UTC)
BAHAHAHA!
[info]minny150 24th-Jun-2009 06:49 am (UTC)
WUTTTT RAPE
[info]0rganized_chaos 24th-Jun-2009 06:50 am (UTC)
what
[info]elisabet85 24th-Jun-2009 06:52 am (UTC)

Photobucket


[info]lolzerz 24th-Jun-2009 06:52 am (UTC)
[info]oxyj3nn 24th-Jun-2009 06:54 am (UTC)
like someone said in that post, what a random comment
[info]jecelli 24th-Jun-2009 06:58 am (UTC)
Er... I have no idea what LMAO wtf?
[info]ex_lovergir 24th-Jun-2009 06:59 am (UTC)
I will seriously post this as long as it's funny to me. Y'all beware.
[info]badou what did i just read24th-Jun-2009 07:00 am (UTC)
Photobucket
[info]purpleplague 24th-Jun-2009 07:00 am (UTC)
I LAUGHED SO HARD I CRIED

OMG LOLOLOLOLOL
[info]wild_euphoria 24th-Jun-2009 07:03 am (UTC)
hahahahhahaha
[info]bienenkiste 24th-Jun-2009 07:05 am (UTC)
omh what what what on earth
[info]bloodjetpoetry 24th-Jun-2009 07:12 am (UTC)
your comment has happened before. stop it!
[info]xlickety_splitx 24th-Jun-2009 07:22 am (UTC)
LOL OMG, BRB DYING!
[info]nancyboy11 24th-Jun-2009 07:37 am (UTC)
lol
I miss the old posts of sergentquackers (I believe it was) read Jonas fanfiction.
[info]miwa201 24th-Jun-2009 07:42 am (UTC)
oh jesus
[info]mistyraven 24th-Jun-2009 08:30 am (UTC)
Win.
[info]annemarie272727 24th-Jun-2009 08:32 am (UTC)
Into my cave of fertility.
Into my cave of fertility.
Into my cave of fertility.
Into my cave of fertility.
Into my cave of fertility.
Into my cave of fertility.
[info]brandons_lover 24th-Jun-2009 05:37 pm (UTC)
is this why im_fatt is no longer a member?

And, whoever wrote this, got raped. Or mayb half-raped.
[info]fallengirl81 24th-Jun-2009 11:51 pm (UTC)
^what Gordon Cole said
[info]oneminutecloser 24th-Jun-2009 06:40 am (UTC)
Thank you, Captain Obvious, for that valuable insight.
[info]chiliipeppers 24th-Jun-2009 06:40 am (UTC)
it is SO weird watching their sex scenes. i feel like i'm intruding and i fast forward through them.

eric/sookie plz
[info]chiroro 24th-Jun-2009 06:41 am (UTC)
mte.
[info]williammiller 24th-Jun-2009 06:54 am (UTC)
IKR? I get second hand embarrassment from it or something.
[info]old_fart_1 24th-Jun-2009 07:01 am (UTC)
me too, i could not watch the one in the premier, too creepy.
[info]veritaserum 24th-Jun-2009 07:19 am (UTC)
i feel the exact same way
[info]kawaiisis86 24th-Jun-2009 09:14 am (UTC)
same here!
[info]filed_under_d 24th-Jun-2009 11:04 am (UTC)
all they do is fight, too! im so sick of it
[info]aiyamin 24th-Jun-2009 04:32 pm (UTC)
I ran away from True Blood forever after I saw their first sex scene together. *shudders*
[info]beautifiers 25th-Jun-2009 06:30 pm (UTC)
lolol
[info]jellyjulie 24th-Jun-2009 06:40 am (UTC)
what is this vampire conspiracy
stephenie meyer... stephen moyer...
what the hell is going on here
[info]boyfever 24th-Jun-2009 06:42 am (UTC)
Mormons
[info]invaderscythe 24th-Jun-2009 06:42 am (UTC)
Mte. Everytime I see it I get confused.
[info]nightrhythms 24th-Jun-2009 06:40 am (UTC)
i like this show, but it's pretty much just like twilight
[info]jaluxe 24th-Jun-2009 06:43 am (UTC)
remember that these books were written before twilight, so you can guess where stephenie got her ~inspiration from... dream my ass.
[info]nightrhythms 24th-Jun-2009 06:47 am (UTC)
ugh, steph meyer is such a hack

have you read the books that the show is based on? i've been wondering if they're any good...
[info]outpour 24th-Jun-2009 06:48 am (UTC)
mte. I was watching True Blood and I was like, "...uhhh...." and I had to go look up when the books were written.
[info]williammiller 24th-Jun-2009 06:50 am (UTC)
I think it's funny because when I was reading Twilight I was like "Okay... Edward can hear everyone's thoughts but Bella's... and in True Blood Sookie can hear everyone thoughts but Bill's... Jacob Black turns into a werewolf... Sam Merlotte changes into a dog."
[info]skankattack 24th-Jun-2009 07:06 am (UTC)
Twilight is basically True Blood + Roswell
[info]oleandergirl 24th-Jun-2009 07:11 am (UTC)
are you kidding, it's nothing like Twilight! You must have not given the show enough of a chance.
[info]the_glitterline 24th-Jun-2009 07:51 am (UTC)
agreed. i just started watching it, im 7 episodes in and thinking of stopping just because it is so much like twilight. i dunno its not as good as everyone has been saying.
[info]phishtickie 24th-Jun-2009 10:10 am (UTC)
No way, because: LAFAYETTE. And Eric, granted. I mean this show could have monkeys swinging from chandeliers in the other parts, and it STILL beats the shit out of Twatlight. It just doesn't look as constipated as Twatlight and it doesn't take itself as seriously, plus it contains sex and lots of it. The advantages are obvious.
[info]lilith7711 confused...25th-Jun-2009 12:28 am (UTC)
wha?!
sex, death, sunlight = death, shape shifters, Vamp blood addiction, vamps being out in the open...
how is this like Twilight?
[info]greenscarrf 24th-Jun-2009 06:41 am (UTC)
Waaaaiiit, Anna and Stephen are together IRL? I didn't know that.
[info]williammiller 24th-Jun-2009 06:45 am (UTC)
I think he said they've been dating for two years
[info]hay_nako 24th-Jun-2009 07:48 am (UTC)
wouldve been much better if you didnt know
[info]mastahofunnines 24th-Jun-2009 06:42 am (UTC)
WHOOOOOOOOOO ILU STEPHEN MOYER
[info]vampiric02 24th-Jun-2009 06:42 am (UTC)
well they both make fugly vampires
[info]blaqkelectriqk 24th-Jun-2009 08:37 am (UTC)
Agreed.

Although True Blood is marginally more acceptable than fucking Twilight.
[info]tammyinlalaland Ummm24th-Jun-2009 12:46 pm (UTC)
Clearly you have not seen the True Blood product tie billboards then. "dead sexy" with this guy for a razor is beyond the pail cheesy.

And let's be honest, this kid has a job because Edward brought them back into style
[info]nicenicegirl 24th-Jun-2009 06:42 am (UTC)
honestly....twatlight fangirls will be all up in his ass for this shit lol. but really now.....he's about as good an actor as RPazz(which is shit)....he shouldn't be talking.

and no, i don't want that ugly old man to bite me, thanks....

Edited at 2009-06-24 06:45 am (UTC)
[info]neinfraulein 24th-Jun-2009 07:20 am (UTC)
HDU
[info]nicenicegirl 24th-Jun-2009 07:25 am (UTC)
lol which part are you HUDing me about?? you've gotta be specific here, i think i insulted a few fandoms in that one comment lol
[info]peach742 24th-Jun-2009 08:28 am (UTC)
Stephen Moyer IRL is a lot better looking than he appears on the show. And his real accent is darling!
[info]jaluxe 24th-Jun-2009 06:42 am (UTC)
i just started watching true blood a two days ago and omg, it's crack. i love it.
[info]thisaboveall 24th-Jun-2009 07:03 am (UTC)
i have a Season 1 downloaded and havent started watchint it yet
[info]la_sikka 24th-Jun-2009 07:11 am (UTC)
i was getting into it but the accents are so annoying
[info]eightumbrellas 24th-Jun-2009 05:43 pm (UTC)
i started watching it last night and it's satisfying in all the ways that twilight could never be.
[info]jaluxe 24th-Jun-2009 06:23 pm (UTC)
you took the words right out of my mouth :)
[info]gettingdrunkt 24th-Jun-2009 06:43 am (UTC)
LOL @ THE TITLE.
[info]kayla926 24th-Jun-2009 06:43 am (UTC)
I like him a little more each time he does an interview.
[info]bienenkiste 24th-Jun-2009 06:45 am (UTC)
lol ikr
[info]daijouboo 24th-Jun-2009 07:48 am (UTC)
Same here, he's so cheeky and charming.
[info]moviestar 24th-Jun-2009 06:43 am (UTC)
needs more eric
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