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5:06 pm - 06/12/2009

A Show with Paris Hilton, Simon Rex, Jamie Presley & Lance Bass

An online pilot called "Rex" was posted today, and Showtime better buy it or I'm gonna kidnap someones dog as ransom (Paris, I'm talkin' to you).

Created by Guy Shalem, who directed some episodes of Lifetime's "Lovespring International," the show centers around Simon Rex and his search to get back in the limelight. The brilliance of the show lives within the co-stars of the cast, and get this, Paris Hilton (as his fake girlfriend) is the best actor of all. Most people would argue that she may just be playing herself, but her comedic timing and delivery makes me want to take back every sassy quip I ever said about her.

The cast list, including a gut-splitting Jamie Presley and Brian Huskey, sounds like some sort of underground Hollywood fight club. Also on board is "Alias'" Victor Garber and Jill Talley, playing Rex's brilliant parents, and the streets of Los Angeles, which make up the sets the stories come to life on. This show is just another reason why reality TV is NOT the only option.

I think the moment I knew this thing wasn't a gumball of bull crap was when Lance "Not Gay" Bass (I promise that will make sense when you watch) joined the bunch and I still wanted to watch. No offense, LB, but I was sure you would take me out of it and you didn't -- major props. When he and Simon share some strange Cyrano de Bergerac setup, I just about lost my Triscuits.

Give the full 23-minute pilot a watch after the jump, and then call Showtime and tell them to get on the ball!



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[info]lascivit 13th-Jun-2009 12:27 am (UTC)
pics of his peen, plz
[info]lascivit 13th-Jun-2009 12:29 am (UTC)
he touched the children!
[info]baritoneslur 13th-Jun-2009 12:30 am (UTC)
i have an irrational love for simon rex.
[info]mixiedapixie 13th-Jun-2009 12:43 am (UTC)
me too! he is the only reason i started watching re-runs of that show "What I Like About You" on ABC Family.
[info]baritoneslur 13th-Jun-2009 12:44 am (UTC)
i've liked him since he was on jack and jill and even now as dirt nasty. i haven't watched this pilot yet, but i know i'll love it.
[info]enchante_rose 13th-Jun-2009 02:36 am (UTC)
same. i wish he lasted all the other seasons. he was so darn cute& funny
[info]songbirdapostle 13th-Jun-2009 12:32 am (UTC)
I love his jerkoff tape. He's sooo fucking hot.
[info]lascivit 13th-Jun-2009 12:35 am (UTC)
LINK
[info]zephyrella 13th-Jun-2009 02:49 am (UTC)
http://www.justusboys.com/forum/showthread.php?t=53344&page=5

here's a link to download all 3 vids and one where he talks with the director.

just scroll down the page.
[info]baritoneslur 13th-Jun-2009 12:36 am (UTC)
iawtc
[info]pecan603 13th-Jun-2009 12:40 am (UTC)
Agreed and agreed!!
[info]saribear 13th-Jun-2009 12:32 am (UTC)
Victor Garber wtf?
[info]palisades17 13th-Jun-2009 01:03 am (UTC)
THIS.
[info]ex_jughoood 13th-Jun-2009 12:37 am (UTC)
he is soooooooooooooooooooooooo fucking hot, my god. i have no idea who he is though.
[info]mixiedapixie 13th-Jun-2009 12:42 am (UTC)
he was a MTV VJ back in the early 90's
[info]lascivit 13th-Jun-2009 12:37 am (UTC)
let it go all over this poor wetback
[info]songbirdapostle 13th-Jun-2009 12:40 am (UTC)
NSFW btw
[info]baritoneslur 13th-Jun-2009 12:43 am (UTC)
and i've got the song he did with mickey avalon "my dick" in my head as i look at those.
[info]mixiedapixie 13th-Jun-2009 12:41 am (UTC)
wow Paris needs not to wear that lipstick, it makes her looks super fug
[info]blackkbird 13th-Jun-2009 12:44 am (UTC)
I love him.
[info]doperty 13th-Jun-2009 12:47 am (UTC)
I really love Simon Rex.
[info]baritoneslur every girl wanna hold my chain when i fuck their brains out on the first date.13th-Jun-2009 12:48 am (UTC)
[info]doperty Re: every girl wanna hold my chain when i fuck their brains out on the first date.13th-Jun-2009 12:49 am (UTC)
I LIVED THROUGH THE 80'S AND SHIT WAS CRRRRRRAAAAAAZZZZZZYYYYYY.
[info]baritoneslur 13th-Jun-2009 12:52 am (UTC)
i want gifs of this video now. i'll probably make some tonight.
[info]chasinwaterfall Re: every girl wanna hold my chain when i fuck their brains out on the first date.13th-Jun-2009 01:03 am (UTC)
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[info]luvthatdrtywata Re: every girl wanna hold my chain when i fuck their brains out on the first date.13th-Jun-2009 05:29 am (UTC)
TELL UR GIRL TO STOP PAGING ME!
[info]enema_recipe Re: every girl wanna hold my chain when i fuck their brains out on the first date.13th-Jun-2009 10:57 am (UTC)
<3
[info]lascivit 13th-Jun-2009 12:50 am (UTC)
Lance Bass: "do you know how much pussy i really get?"

LOL
[info]thats_so_adam 13th-Jun-2009 12:52 am (UTC)
whoever thinks paris hilton has "comedic timing and delivery" needs to be shot. she's a useless fucking cunt.
[info]lascivit 13th-Jun-2009 01:05 am (UTC)
did you watch? she was funnay
[info]thats_so_adam 13th-Jun-2009 01:12 am (UTC)
i watched about half of it. she's a moron.
[info]i_am_in_line 13th-Jun-2009 01:53 am (UTC)
she actually was!!
[info]elsienita 13th-Jun-2009 12:57 am (UTC)
my sister met him last week and she told me he reeked, eyes were red, not attractive (?) in person, lol
[info]baritoneslur 13th-Jun-2009 12:58 am (UTC)
i'd still let him hit it
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