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6:23 am - 06/02/2009
It seems that opportunists are finally reaching the bottom of the TWILIGHT EXPLOITATION barrel, but we're not quite there yet, folks. Now there's the Twilight Sail to Alaska AND CONVENTION AT SEA!!!111oneoneomg™
This little shindig is being held by CCC (Cruises Cruises Cruises, of course. um.) with alleged guest appearances by Ashley Greene & Kellan Lutz. Here's a little snippet from the CCC website.
Please allow me to introduce myself. I'm Linda Wolf... the owner and "Captain" of Cruises Cruises Cruises, Inc. I also happen to be a huge fan of the Twilight saga. Our newest themed cruise event is our Alaska Twilight Cruise and Convention at Sea... August 8-15, 2010. Our goal for this event is tomake as much money as possible while people are still into this crap integrate the magnificent beauty of Alaska with the immensely popular Twilight phenomenon. Imagine an Alaska Cruise Adventure with a Twilight Convention at Sea...it’s the weirdest idea ever best of both worlds...for sure.
We are sensitive to today’s economic issues and for this reason we are having our Alaska Twilight Cruise in 2010 rather than this year. We want to give you plenty of time totake out a bank loan if necessary plan ahead. We offer customized payment plans without interest or service fees.
CCC cares. Give them your money. Then kindly get on the boat so we can get all of you in one place then blow the damn thing up.
WTF
Your daily WTF
It seems that opportunists are finally reaching the bottom of the TWILIGHT EXPLOITATION barrel, but we're not quite there yet, folks. Now there's the Twilight Sail to Alaska AND CONVENTION AT SEA!!!111oneoneomg™
This little shindig is being held by CCC (Cruises Cruises Cruises, of course. um.) with alleged guest appearances by Ashley Greene & Kellan Lutz. Here's a little snippet from the CCC website.
Please allow me to introduce myself. I'm Linda Wolf... the owner and "Captain" of Cruises Cruises Cruises, Inc. I also happen to be a huge fan of the Twilight saga. Our newest themed cruise event is our Alaska Twilight Cruise and Convention at Sea... August 8-15, 2010. Our goal for this event is to
We are sensitive to today’s economic issues and for this reason we are having our Alaska Twilight Cruise in 2010 rather than this year. We want to give you plenty of time to
CCC cares. Give them your money. Then kindly get on the boat so we can get all of you in one place then blow the damn thing up.
WTF
DURRR
im ganna have NIGHTMARES!!!!!!!!!!1
I talked to her on aim and she was actually really sweet and hated how people were making fun of her because of her one obsession for these books.
and the gifs for that matter
does she use internet talk or proper caps and puncutation? which smilies does she use? why do you have her sn? was she funny? did you show her the gifs?
aww..that makes me feel warm inside that she's not a mean person.
I shouldn't laugh, but I so did. Can't we just banish them to some island, where there's no internet access?
...Is that a cookie?
I can tell that it's a Jaffa Cake. That is really quite sad that I know:
MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
*runs away with red sparklers and a squid hat*
oh hai new hitler, no no i iz just sittin' at home readin' twilite. wuts that? uze sendin ur twilite nazis to cum and load meh on a boat to take meh 2 a convenshun for twilite? thank u! oh then ur gunna blow it up? o u so funny wit ur genocide talk and all that
I'm going to make my husband grow out his hair again and cover him in sparkles